Gummy The Secret Angent

by SplashTasticBrony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 732

Everyone knew Gummy; Pinkie Pie's prized toothless alligater. But why was he toothless? Was it more then just a simple gene? Was he really a super secret agent sent to destroy somepony?!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-18 22:46:40 UTC

Mission 1

Gummy flopped his stubby legs around the Cakes' home, looking for the great pink party pony.

"Im in," Gummy whispered to his watch located on the left claw in his naturally yet unnatural deep voice.

"Great. Remeber; Dead or Alive! We need those hair folicales for the new F.A.P.T.R.R!" a rough female voice exhaled at the other end of the secret watch.

"Gummy!!" As a loud echo of a  mare voice penatrated his ear drums, the large bouncing became propsotriashly loud. He was hosited quickly into the air and spun around like a pony toy. Holding his breath, he was plopped back down abrutly.

"Hi there! I'm Pinkie Pie!" The pony thundered. Making a mental note of the pony's abnormal name, he continued to act like a mindless dunce.

"You don't talk much do you? Well that's fine I talk alot anyways! So do you like cupcakes? I love cupcakes!" The pony continued to talk about sweet delights, he searched the room for a brush of some-sort, but the pony's mane looked raggy and as if it hasn't been combed in months. Opening his mouth, he was about to say something (almost blowing his cover!) but closed it like a trap.

"Hmm?! Oh My! You've got GREAT choppers!" Pinkie smiled, prancing over and prying open the poor,young alligator's mouth without hesitation. Heavily breathing as Pinkie poked around his sharp teeth, she then oddly quickly trotted away, the tuft of greasy hair becoming very plump.

"The cakes' are having babies soon! I don't want you biting them!" Pinkie pulled out a small crow-bar. Backing away like  a retreating sea, he quickand his back-claw into a full fledged run. I shouldn't have done this! I Should've stayed with Mom and Dad! Gummy cried to himself.

"Gummy!~ I promise I'll be gentle!" The pony scoundered about, looking for a terrfied green ball that is a Secret Agent. Slipping into a small crack in the sink and crawled through the tight space for his life, Gummy heard the earth pony's loud tremble.

"Ahaa!" Pinkie's voice made the sink even get a bit clammy. None-the less, Gummy ignored the hoof occainsiainly sliding across his thick tail and ruffling the semi-set scales. Almost as if a face of secruiy has hugged him, he was tugged backwards. Fearing the worst, he clawed at anything he could. Old wires, pipes, drainage, anything. By a sudden spur of luck, the tugging stopped and he continued to swirl around corners, pleading for any help. As he rounded a turn, a small, beautiful female rat was almost waiting for him. She had glossy pink lips and short,yet bubbly bright grey hair.

"Gummy?" the rat whispered. Gummy nodded, licking his dry lips intently.

"I'm Ramona. I'm your side-spy." she smiled, displaying her clean pearly whites. Mystified, Gummy couldn't help but bare his own sharp mates. Blushing, Ramona stared off. A large swinging sound could be heard from miles away. Cold air surrounded the two partners. A large pink hoof clunked around surfaces creating a large mess. Dust clouds sprung up and coated everywhere. Gummy searched around for Ramona, the elegent rat but she had disappeared. Maybe she left already... Gummy tried to convince himself. Quickly running away, also shutting his pale eyes away from the particales, he heard a faint cough.

"Ramona!?" Gummy paniced. A patter of small footsteps stumbled onto his back, coughing.

"Ramona..." Gummy reassured himself. As he exhaled a breath of safety, he was jerked back and pulled from his path.

"Gummy!" Ramona tried to yell, but stuttered. There he was. His very own side-spy, and might I had sexy side-spy, and by the bright pink pony, who now seemed like a dumb earth pony, he was now astray from his destiney. Closing his eyes, he was pulled back and light flooded his eyelids.

"I Promise it won't hurt!" Pinkie smiled as she jammed the metal rod into Gummy's unwilling mouth. Ripiing out his teeth, gummy tried to repress his agony, but it felt like he was dying.

"Done!" Pinkie laughed, holding up  a jar of bloody teeth. Tears filled Gummy's pale eyes and they streaked down his scales.

"Awww!" Pinkie's cheerfulness faded and she cleaned his mouth up, pressing lightly on his exposed, squishy gums. Pretending to bare his teeth, he smiled. Maybe this pony was just trying to be nice. Well, besides ripping my teeth out without an anithetsic!