"Gotta get in the game."

Discord turned the tea cups Trixie turned from sticks into rubber duckies and bananas while she wasn't present....

However, he was getting pretty bored, so he decided to check on one of his "pals" to see what they were up to....

He teleported into Thorax's room, and saw him raving and ranting as usual....

"There is no civilization from here for miles! How am I supposed to get a decent meal when Grogar won't even let us leave the cave?!"

He was talking to a piece of wood, as usual.....

Discord decided to humor him, and ask him what the big deal was.

"Having fun with your little imaginary friend bug boy?"

"It's the fact that there is no life outside of this blasted cave for miles and I am starving! If I don't find a victim to drain the delectable love out of I will DIE."

"Is that all? Well slow your roll my little insect friend, I have enough power to take you to a town full of ponies right now."

He snapped his fingers and both he and Thorax were teleported to a secluded area in Ponyville.

"But what about Grogar? Won't he notice that we are gone?"

"Oh 'he' is busy working on something, 'he's' not going to notice the two of us while we are away." Discord merely hand waved.

"Very well then..... I'll see which hapless mares will fall victim to my charms-"

"Woah woah woah! Slow down there kid, you really want to hunt mares?"

"Well of course! I've tasted a mares love before, and a mares love for a stallion is simply delicious." The changeling licked his lips.

"Possibly.... But believe me kiddo, a stallion flirting with a mare isn't always going to work out, they usually end up with a hoof slap to the face or a stomp on their hoof as the girl leaves in a huff."

"True......"

"You've never tasted a stallion's love before have you?"

"Not really no....."

"Oh ho ho ho ho, believe me a stallion loves a mare waaaaaaaaaaaaay more then the other way around. Like, a stallion will do ANYTHING for a beautiful mare...... ANYTHING."

"But I've never impersonated a mare before, I don't know how they flirt with stallions...."

"Oh fear not my little femme fatale, I see potential within you. You just gotta find that fire inside of you, and let it out."

"Well, what do I do?....."

"First, you have to pick the age range of the girl you want to be, preferably your real age. How old are you kid?"

"I'm eighteen, soon to be nineteen."

"Good, good..... And that means picking a stallion that age too."

"Of course." He began to morph into the image of a standard Equine female.

"You need to make your avatar more distinct and special from other mares if you want to woo a stallion, look at the mares in the crowd, and see what makes them special."

Thorax peeked from the bush and saw numerous unsuspecting stallions walking the streets, looking for the one who would be the most vulnerable to fool.

He saw a tall, slick, green Pegasus with curly hair and pearly whites that went from ear to ear.

Thorax observed his behavior, and it was clear he wasn't a hit with the ladies, as they all scoffed from his attempts to hit on them.

"I think I found my target....." Thorax grinned, as Discord giggled mischievously.

"Excellent, now once you have finished separating your look from the other mares in this town, walk up to him and just act like you're passing by..... Give him a little, push......"

Ten minutes later......

"How do I look?" Thorax asked approval from the Draconequus on "her" new appearance.

"Irresistible my dear. Now, go out there and show him who's boss." Discord pushed Thorax out the bush, as he slowly approached his target......

'Wait! I forgot a name! What's my name?!' He panicked, as he accidentally bumped into his intended victim.

"Oh! Apologies madam, I didn't see you there. Are you alright?"

"Oh. Yes good sir, it's alright thanks for asking."

"Say...... I haven't seen your gorgeous face around these parts, what's your name?"

"My name?..... Uh...... My name is......."

"She" looked across the street for references.....

"Hug....... Fly....... Nuzzle! Hug Fly-nuzzle that's my name."

The Pegasus stared at the "mare" suspiciously, as "she" begun to sweat......

Discord could only face slap as he watched in irritation..........

"Awesome name beautiful! Names Zephyr Breeze, I usually chill in Cloudsdale but my sis told me to book a hotel to explore new places, can't imagine why..."

"Well, I'm sure she just couldn't stand living in the shadow of a much taller, handsome, delicious-!"

Discord's eyes widened in horror as he caught Thorax's attention and verbally told him to backspace.

"-I meant delightful, pony like yourself....."

"Oh stop girl, you're making me blush."

Thorax feigned giggling and blushing as well.

Discord sighed in relief......

"Hey! I was just on my way to the hay-burger for a quick bite, wanna sit next to me?" Zephyr didn't even try being subtle as he wiggled his eyebrows at "Fly-nuzzle".

"Oh, you know I'd simply LOVE to....."

As "Fly-nuzzle" and Zephyr walked to the hay-burger, Thorax turned around and saw Discord giving him a thumbs up of approval, as Thorax grinned maliciously.....

Later.....

"Hug Fly-nuzzle" and Zephyr Breeze laughed and talked at the dinner table.....

"So that's pretty much my entire life story, now tell me everything about you." Zephyr beckoned the "Pegasus mare".

"My life story?.... Oh I don't know, it's not a very happy story....."

"Aww, c'mon! You can tell me girl....."

"Oh, well ok.... I was born into a happy family, we did everything together.... We always did things by the book, and I was perfectly happy. Until......"

"Until what?....."

"I'd rather not....."

"C'mon!"

"Ok..... Some..... strangers, showed up one day..... took away the things that made my family special..... and then they just...... lived with it..... So I ran away, away from the strangers, and away from my family..... where I eventually made new friends....."

"Oh.... I'm sorry to hear that....... About your family I mean, not your new friends."

"Of course...... I just wish for them to return to the way they were, I miss my family...... Especially my mother......" "She" begun to "sob" tears.....

"Hey! Don't cry! I'm sure your family misses you too....."

"Sniff, you really think so?...."

"I know so! Because even though she tries to deny it, I know for a fact that my little flutter-butter still loves her big bro. Family comes first after all....."

"I see....."

"Well, I am famished. I think now's the time I hit the road."

"Oh, but I'm still hungry. Can't we get another bite?......"

"Really? But you just devoured a whole hay-burger five minutes ago....."

"Oh, well..... Time really flies when I'm beside you....."

"Oh, stop girl..... Tell you what, why don't you come register at my hotel, and I'll give you something to eat?...."

"Hmm.... That sounds..... lovely...."

Later......

"Fly-nuzzle" finished eating "her" cherry, as Zephyr watched in anticipation........

........................................

"I'm still hungry."

"How can you still be hungry? That's a whole hay-burger and a cherry that you devoured in only half an hour."

"Maybe I'm craving something specific....."

"Like what?......."

"Fly-nuzzle" merely stared at Zephyr, before licking "her" lips....

Zephyr blushed and stepped back in hesitation.....

"Huggy, baby, we've only known each other for more then an hour, I don't really think now's the time for such physical, and positive affections....."

"Her" eyes flashed a shade of green.

"Oh, but I've been starving long enough, I held it in all this time, and now, I, can't, HOLD IT ANYMORE!"

Thorax shed his disguise and begun draining Zephyr of his love, as he slowly begun to pass out.

When Thorax was done draining, Zephyr fell to the floor unconscious.

As Thorax smacked his lips in delight, Discord teleported into the room.

"I'm taking everything went well?" The Draconequus asked the changeling.

"That was simply DELICIOUS. I've never tasted love that ripe and fresh before! You were right Discord, a stallion's love is a thousand times more potent."

"Of course I was right! And I should know.... Cosmos never loved me to begin with...."

"What was that?"

"Nothing! So anyways are you gonna cocoon him like the ones before?...."

"No.... I've got everything I needed, and besides, if I bought a new plate of food Grogar would get suspicious...."

"Right....."

"So if you don't mind, I would appreciate it if you snapped your fingers and-"

SNAP

The two arrived in the lair once again.

"Never mind....."

"So did you learn any life changing experiences from this?...."

"Oh, most definitely! I've learned that it doesn't matter if you're male, or female. You can change into whatever gender you want, and STILL get plenty of food!"

...................

"That wasn't really what I was going for but ehh it's close enough....."

As Discord teleported back into his room, Thorax walked back to his own and stared at his reflection in the mirror.

In a brief moment, he changed back into his Hug Fly-nuzzle persona, and admired it up close....

"I could really get used to this......."