Maud and Spike Fucking Die

Several weeks after the defeat of Sombra Princess Cadance and Twilight where in Canterlot, among the many ponies present Pinkie and her Family where closest to them as they where unveiling a new monument to honor the brave souls who died disctacting Sombra long enough for Twilight and Pinkie to get the Crystal Heart into position.

Upon removing the cloth the crowd was met with the visage of Maud with Spike riding on her back.

“I could have sworn there was a third guy,” Moondancer had noted during constuction, but simply shrugged after thinking about it “Oh well he bust have been a basic bitch,” Moondancer pranced away, and no one ever thought about whoever that third guy was again.

There was celebration all around, Both Twilight and Pinkie having decided to give both of them full credit for Sombra’s defeat.

Pinkie patted her hoof against the statue, viewing the elegant inscription carved into the statues basin for all to see.

-Sombra’s a Dick, fuck that guy - Maud and Spike.

It was a glorious inscription that songs would one day be sung about, and indeed it was so that every day on that day people would dress up as Spike and Maud, make doll versions of Sombra, and stab him in the dick.

Over the years the story would shift and change, and as years turned to decades, and decades turned to centuries, the story would continue to shift and change until it eventualy told tail of Spike and Maud dragging Sombra to Tartarouses depths, so endlessly stab him in the dick for all his crimes.

They were remembered as true Heros.

Sombra sat in a cage in the depths of Tartarous, his two eternal jailors having been picked out special for the job by the heavenly essence of Celestia and Luna.

“Fuck you,” Maud said as she stabbed Sombra in the dick with a pointed stick.

“You’re a Dick,” Spike added as he waited for Maud to pull her stick out, Sombra’s dick healed an them Spike stabbed him in the dick.

And so they did that for all eternity, day in and out, never resting, never stopping, and never stabbing him any where else, as time dragged on they would be visited by the spirits of their loved ones, who would join them in the stabbing of Sombra’s dick before moving on with their after lives. But Maud and Spike stayed, for they really hated Sombra. Fuck that guy he’s a Dick.

Also Mud Brair was there but everyone hated him so he left and no one ever thought about him again casue he was boring.

The End.