The Pres- Mayor of Ponyville!

by Densten

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1322

Pretty self explanatory, isn't it? A simple recreation.

A recreation from a familiar story, as some of you know. No, this is not a clop.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-15 23:01:48 UTC

That's... Racist...

One day, Applejack was elected as the mayor of Ponyville. It was nice, for awhile. Telling the truth is always a good thing to do, but sometimes, you have to learn to stretch the truth.

Twilight: Applejack, we need to discuss your position as mayor.

Applejack: Yeah sugarcube, what about it?

Twilight: Although it is nice you are honest, sometimes you add unnecessary things.

Applejack: Like...?

Twilight: You told off Rarity yesterday.

Applejack: What can I do, she was asking for it!

Twilight: Uh-huh, we'll have a conference with the the others tomorrow at noon.

~The Next Day, 10 AM

Twilight: Rarity, I would like a few of your opinions.

Rarity: Sure Twilight! What do you need?

Twilight levitates a notebook and pen to write with, as well as a pair of unnecessary spectacles onto her face.

Twilight: First of all, what do you think of Applejack?

Rarity: I think she was a nice pony until elected office.

Twilight jots some notes down.

Twilight: Uh-huh, and what do you think of her position as mayor?

Rarity: I think that it has only grown her ego by 3 sizes.

Twilight jots some more notes.

Twilight: If you could elect a new mayor, who would it be?

Rarity: Rainbow Dash.

Twilight: Uh-huh, anything you would like to say for the page?

Rarity: That AJ is going to have some competition.

~High Noon

Twilight: Where the buck is she?

Rarity: This is why she shouldn't be mayor.

~1 PM

Applejack: Sorry I'm late sugarcubes, had to help with the farm today!

Rarity starts to tell her off, but Twilight speaks up.

Twilight: Uh-huh, so as you all know, Applejack's position is being questioned.

They nod.

Twilight: Alright, let's hear it one by one: Fluttershy, what do you think?

Fluttershy: Umm, well I think that Applejack is a great mayor, and, and...

The rest has turned into a squeak. It was good enough for Twilight and Applejack.

Twilight: Okay, how about you, Rarity?

Rarity: You already know my answer, I think she sho-

Applejack: Stop, I don't need this! All of you aren't my friends. You all are the jerks! Especially...

Applejack points at Rainbow Dash.

Applejack: You.

Rainbow Dash: I haven't even said anything yet!

Twilight: Alright, alright, Applejack, chill out. We'll discuss this again tomorrow. Same time, same place.

~8 AM

Applebloom: Sis, sis!

Applebloom runs to her older sister with her backpack with that day's news. Applejack is surprised. The newspaper read: Applejack being replaced? Find out this noon!

Applebloom: Say it ain't so, sis, say it ain't so.

Applejack was about to ask her why she still wasn't in school, but stopped herself.

Applejack: It ain't so.

Applejack made her way to the conference room.

~12 PM

Before the others could say anything, Applejack bursts in. Rarity has the chance to tell her off now.

Rarity: Finally decided to be on time?

Applejack grins and turns around, then gets on her front legs. She then kicks Rarity as hard as she could, revealing a changeling.

Twilight: How did you-

Applejack: Rarity doesn't act like that.

The changeling seizes the opportunity and flies out the window. The others let him go.

Applejack: From here on, I swear to only tell the truth, and to leave out the extra un-needed details. I also believe in equal rights, except to zebras and changelings!

The Rest of Ponyville: YEAH!

*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*

"Den! There's something wrong with this story!"

"..What, Pinkie.."

"I'm not a part of it!"

"Wha- You know what, you can do the outro."

"OkieDokieLokie!  Like, Comment, and Favorite please!"

"I never say that."

"Oh. What do you say then?"

"I don't know."

"Uh-huh. Why is this story under 'humor'?"

"Because... Uh..."

"Because of me, right?!"

"Y-Yeah! Sure."

"Wait, this story isn't 1,000 words!"

"..."

"So where's Rarity?"

"Never actually thought about it."

"And doesn't Ponyville already have a mayor?"

"Well...Anyways, what do you think of Applejack as mayor, Pinkie?"

"Well, I think that she's a great mayor and should settle down on the power abuse, because that's not a nice thing, and everypony wants a good pony to watch over Ponyville, and I thi-"

"Okay, we got it!"

"October is coooooooooooooming, Denny!"

"Don't ever call me that again."

"What're you going as?"

"I'm too old for Halloween."

"Shame. I'm gonna go as a pie this year!"

"Pinkie.. Pie... Okay, then."

"This author's note is way too long."

"Damnit, am I going to have to write another chapter?"

"DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT..."

"Okay, okay! I will."

"Yay!"

"Fluttershy, what're you doing here?"

"Oh, well, um, I, um..."

"Uh-huh."

"...Please don't hurt me!"

"Right. I'm not writing another chapter, by the way-"

"Aww..."

"-If you have a suggestion for a story I should recreate, just tell me in the comments below!"

...

"You're writing another chapter?!"

"...Yeah, so what?"

"I thought this was going to be a one chapter thingy."

"Me, too, can we just get on with the story?"

"OkieDokieLokie! But can I have a part this time?"

"No spoilers, Pinkie."

*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*

It's been awhile, and now Rainbow Dash is the new mayor; Applejack retired. It seemed odd for somepony from Cloudsdale to be mayor of Ponyville, but they tried not to show it.

Rainbow Dash has made some changes to Ponyville, which ticked a lot of ponies off. She removed all of the cereals, and instead sells Rainb-O's. (How original.) She also made a rule stating she got the front of the line when getting cider, and usually took it for herself. (Obvious reasons.) She usually traveled with Tank (Her pet tortoise) and walked around like a queen, expecting people to bow when she walked by. She blew off all her money on jewelry and other unneeded things, and never used them. There's a long list to other things she did, but I'm going to try to keep this less than 2K words. Obviously, eventually, the citizens of Ponyville had had enough.

Spotless Panda: Where are the equal rights you promised?!

Golden Harvest: Yeah! Why don't we get any cider?!

Rainbow Dash: Civilians of Ponyville, please calm down!

Rainbow Dash points to a random pony in the crowd.

Rainbow Dash: What changes do you think should be made?

???: I want the regular cereal back, as well as rights to the roller coaster when the carnival is here!

Rainbow Dash: Is that all?

???: As well as...

Like I said before, "I'm going to try to keep this less than 2K words."

Rainbow Dash: Then everything will be the same!

Everypony else: EXACTLY!

Rainbow Dash: Well, fine, then, I quit!

Everypony else: Yay!

~A Week Later

Pinkie Pie: ...And that's why I should be mayor!

Random Ponies: Woo! Go Pinkie!

Hey, um, if you guys don't mind...

[FASTFORWARD]

Pinkie Pie: I won!

Fluttershy: Yaay.

Applejack: Well, that's dandy, but where's Rainbow?

Meanwhile...

Rarity: Spike, where'd you put the gems we collected?

Spike: In my mouth, now in my tummy.

Rarity: ...

They both erupt in laughter, then Spike shows the cart of gems he hid.

Rarity: Why thank you, and like usual, you get the biggest one.

A huge piece of rock floats toward Spike.

Spike: AAAAAWWWWW YYYYEEEAAHHHH!!!!

Now back to the others.

Twilight: Beats me. Congratulations, Pinkie! What's your first act as mayor?

Pinkie: Cupcakes!

Random Pony: No, muffins!

Pinkie: Okay, muffins!

"YAY!!!!"

-The End

*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*

"That sucked."

"Aw..."

"I thought it was okay, Denny!"

"Thanks, Pinkie."

"Why did you include Panda, exactly?"

"She likes cereal."

"What? I don't like it that much."

"When did you get here, exactly?"

"Pinkie told me you were doing an Author's Note."

"Uh-huh. Shouldn't you be looking after Triple right now?"

"He's fine."

"Uh-huh."

"CANIDOTHEOUTRO!?"

"Fine."

"Wait, what do you say again?"

"I don't know, just come up with something."

DENSTEN OUT

"Wait!"

"What?"

"It says Trixie is a part of this story, but she isn't!"

"I agree, The Great and Powerful Trixie demands a part!"

"...Close enough."