Between Equestria and Azeroth

by Sunny_Blast

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Romance, Random, Adventure, Crossover, DJ P0N-3
Length: 1869

This is my little cross between World of Warcraft and MLP.

Sunny Blast, a unicorn who lives in Canterlot, is suddenly sent to a different dimension called Azeroth, with only three colors of ponies. She gets send to the Herd, the faction that has an eternal war against the Alliance.

Kich, on the other side, is originally from the Herd, and she gets suddenly sent to a different dimension which happens to be Equestria.
Read as the ponies get used to the new cultures and all the experiences they have as they are teleported to different dimensions.

Published 2012-10-17 07:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-17 07:30:01 UTC

The Preparation

The weather in Olgimmar wasn’t quite well either. Regardless, as always, Ponies, Pegasi, and Dragons were fighting at the gates of it, dueling. This dueling has been going on for years now, but Kich could not care less. She was used to the sound of the bows shooting, swords swinging and hitting one another, creating bright sparks, and the shields making loud noises as they were blocking the mage ponies’ attacks completely.
It was raining, which normally doesn’t happen in Hurotar. Hurotar is an ancient half-desert and half-forest, and was occupied by the Herd for hundreds of years.

Kich has been seeing transparent pony figures throughout the day. But those ponies were different. They had bright colors such as blue, green, red, and yellow, some ever rainbow in their manes or on their bodies. The one that was showing up the most, though, was a pony with green fur, a short mane which differed between two colors - red, and light blue. All the sights Kich has blamed on her preparations for the upcoming battle with the Alliance, which consisted of other ponies, newer generations of them, and other races.

As she was destroying the fifty-fourth mannequin in a row, she has heard a strong, friendly voice of one of her best friends - Rootra. He was a strong, honest, loyal and friendly pegasus, which has been her friend since she was born.

“Train too hard and you won’t have any power for the battle!” - said Rootra as he was getting closer.
“It is going to be a hard battle, I need to train twice as hard as usual.”
“Yes, but isn’t being the best sword and magic fighter in all of the Herd get you ready enough? Plus, they’re going to put the elites in the front rows, so you could settle your blood thirst as fast as possible.”
“I guess you are right...”
“Come on, let’s go have lunch. You seem tired.”

So they went to the best Inn in Olgimmar - “The Lion’s Pride Inn.”
Rootra has ordered some wine, and he and Kich enjoyed a fine afternoon in there. They were with their friends, singing songs, having feasts, talking about various topics and doing lots of other fun activities. In about three hours after they came to the inn, Kich more than full, counting that she normally eats three times less food.

“Well, I’ll see you tomorrow, guys!” - said Kich, while leaving. The rest of the group yelled things such as “Thanks for the fine afternoon!” or “Why can’t you stay longer?”.
She went to her hut, and fell to her soft, furry, nice feeling bed. Even though she was one of the Olgimmar’s most favorite people, she did have a quite moderate house.
Kich fell asleep instantaneously. During her night, the images of technicolored ponies still appeared. But mostly, she was still interested in that one pony with red and blue mane.

The Fight

The drums of war have been blocking the screaming of the bloodthirsty warriors of the Alliance and the Herd. Both were not understanding each other, since they speak different languages, but that did not stop the yelling. Some of the Alliance and the Herd warriors were silent, and Kich was one of them. She was standing in the second row, while all her friends, including Rootra, were standing in the back of the army of thousands. Each of factions were preparing for the battle. Some of the silly Alliance were raging and couldn’t take anymore waiting, so they just ran into the Herd impulsively, dying the first nanosecond that they entered their
adversary’s territory.
Suddenly, everyone went quiet. That was because everyone saw a gigantic zeppelin flying above them, on which was the leader of the Herd, Gammosh Painscream. He took out a blowing horn, and every sound disappeared, you were not even able to hear the Alliance nor Herd’s breathing. Everyone’s heartbeats stopped, the birds weren’t flying in the air anymore, and the insects, which were often seen in Hurotar, were not there. The spears went up. The bows were pulled. The swords were being sharpened. The guns were being loaded.
It felt like from nowhere, an enormously loud sound came from the skies. It has lasted for about half of a minute. Even when the horn stopped, no one attacked. They waited for another 3 minutes. Suddenly, someone in the Herd yelled out crazily “Let us get this overwith already!”.

A second later, one of the bows of the Alliance shot. It began. The Alliance rushed into the Herd, who just stood there, with all the shields in the front row. Kich didn’t understand why, but she got a devilish smug on her face as she took out her heavy sword. Her armor was the heaviest of all possible, she was a great warrior of the Herd. She has defeated thousands of evil creatures, and with that, receiving great rewards such as gear and money. The warrior went right into the battlefield, starting out with her favorite combat move, she calls it “Bladestorm.” Kich was spinning furiously with her blade in her mouth, with that, killing tens of the Alliance fighters at once. She was jumping, destroying everything and everyone, making the Herd have nothing to do. Kich was in the craziest bloodthirst, even though her face was covered in blood, but she wanted more, and more! Suddenly, Kich has noticed the Alliance leader, all covered in fear as she approached him. Her sword has charged into the fearful pony, with it Kich herself, drilling through the leader and his guards. She has won the war in the first fifteen minutes of it. Suddenly, a huge explosion happened right in the middle of the Alliance army, which blinded Kich completely. She instantaneously went into the defensive position, preparing for the attack that anypony from Alliance could direct at her, but no one did. She only heard gasps, which did not sound like deaths at all. She stood in the defensive position for a couple of minutes, still blinded, but when the effect came off, she saw something that looked like something completely opposite of the place where she was fighting, which was Hurotar. She sat down, and put her blade down, too, while about forty ponies with horns on them gazed at Kich. One thing was strange about these ponies with horns. They were technicolored.

Rainy Day

It has been a dark and rainy day in Canterlot. As usual, Sunny was taking an everyday walk in the Canterlot park. Her day has been quite sad, but she’s not the type of a pony to frown all the time.
She was listening to her iPony, to her favorite dubstep artist, Vinyl Scratch, who was also her sister. Throughout the whole day, she has seen some weird transparent pony figures, all wearing fabulously looking cloth, leather, mail, and plate armor, with beautiful weapons. She thought it was just a sight because she hasn’t been sleeping for three days in a row, trying to finish her last drawing. She is an artist, and was complimented by a lot of other ponies.
Suddenly, she turns around because she hears a voice which was familiar to her.

“Sunny Blast. Greetings, my subject.” - it was the one and only Princess Celestia.
“Oh, hi, Princess!” - says Blast while bowing.
“The Pegasi have really outdone themselves with the rain today, eh?”
“You’re telling me.” - said Sunny with a moderate smile.
“I’ve been hearing your sister’s last track has been a hit all around Equestria.”
“Yes, she is quite a talent.”
“Well, I have to go now. I do not want to stay out for long, I heard there’s going to be another rain in about 5 minutes. I suggest you do the same.” - said the Princess while leaving.

Sunny did not take that as an order, but still decided to go in her hotel room. The walk was not that long, it took about 10 minutes to get there. When she got there, she took out a tall glass, and filled it with apple juice from Sweet Apple Acres. She then went to her bed and took out her Cherry Macintosh, which was her favorite and most used tool. She got on, and got instantaneously poured into the virtual world. Like everyday, she would run one of her favorite video games - World of Deathcraft. It was one of her favorite games since she was an older filly. She then logged in, and started playing.

The Princess

Kich is absolutely shocked. She never believed in miracles, and leave alone the fact that she gets sent to a dimension of the creatures that she saw in her own dreams! She heard whispers of the Canterlor ponies, and was surprised to see that they speak the same language.

Remembering the honorful traditions of her faction, she stood straight, and yelled out "Greetings, strangers! I am Kich, one of the best warriors of the Herd." - after her phrase, the ponies started giggling, and just walked away like nothing happened. She heard the whispers, such as "Another unicorn trying to pretend that they're from another dimension?" "Everyone should really stop copying Trixie, we already have enough show-offs."

Suddenly, she noticed a bigger pony with a three colored gigantic mane, who had a crown on her head, which, as an instinct, made Kich take her helmet off and bow, since she knew that only the Queen can wear a crown. Kich started speaking to her.

"My name is Kich. I come from the Herd, the city of Olgrimmar. And you, I'm guessing, are the Queen of this place?"
"Yes, my name is Celestia. Princess Celestia. How did you get here?" - she asked.
"I do not have any idea, as I was in a battle with the Alliance, a huge explosion just came out of nowhere, I passed out, and now I'm here."
"That is quite strange. Are you sure you are not lying?"
"What are you even thinking, princess? I've been taught never to be rude to the royalty, or to anyone in general."
"Alright. Let's get you to the hospital, you do seem to have quite a lot of wounds after this "battle" of yours." - said Celestia, grinning.

The princess escorted Kich to the hospital. On the way there, she saw that same pony, with bright green fur and a red and blue mane. It was Sunny Blast. Sunny herself was VERY shocked at the time to see one of the creatures that appeared in her visions, leave alone the fact that Kich was wearing the same armor! They had eye contact for about twenty seconds, and they couldn't even control it. They both were shocked.

Sunny Blast and Kich start walking towards each other, in a blank stare. Once they collide, they just stand there, for two minutes. And then, they start making out. Kich's rough tongue was almost like sandpaper inside Sunny Blast's smooth mouth. It was the most passionate kiss either of them had ever experienced (and it was also the first one). Then, Storm Shaker came and raped everyone.

THE END