My life as a G-rated Succubus

"How do you expect to make peace with us if your hive is attacking the capital?!"

"I didn't think they would attack on their own! I swear!"

"And yet you still decided to impersonate me and steal my Fiance just so you could gain more power?!"

"I didn't intend to marry him before you got here! I thought if I just-"

"If you lead me to the real Cadance, we would make it back up faster? Well you're wrong! The caves were incredibly difficult to navigate!"

"Please! I don't want any of this! I just want to go home!"

Yup, that's me..... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.....

Well, memes aside, I wasn't always the hole legged parasite you know me to be. I was just like you, going about my business, reading horse fics, and even writing horse fics too.

However, that all changed on one, terrible, grocery trip.

I just got back home from shopping groceries at the store, this time carrying more heavy stuff, for I needed to pack up for winter.

However, I was a bit distracted..... and when I walked up the stairs to the door, I accidentally lost my balance.

When I opened my eyes, I was in a familiar location, but it wasn't my room.....

No..... it was the familiar interior of a suite in the castle of Canterlot, with a bed and mirror and everything.

I thought I had simply watched too much my little pony, and begun to reach my neck to pinch it to wake me up from this weird dream.

However, all I felt was a weird stub....

I looked at my hand, and saw that it was replaced by a pink hoof. Cadance's hoof, to be exact.

Shocked, I galloped towards the mirror, and saw that I possessed the body of Princess Cadance herself.

I thought about screaming, but I stopped myself.... If I was really in the world of Equestria, then the ponies outside would come into my room to see if something was wrong, I couldn't explain to them that I was a really a creature from a different world that observed them through some kind of glass broadcasting device.

I now realized just what situation I was in........ I was in one of those humans trapped in ponies bodies situations.

I groaned to myself, why did this have to happen to ME? Why couldn't I have just lived a normal life and start a normal career, with a normal romantic partner?.

Then I thought.... that must have been a nasty fall..... and there was cement at the bottom of the snow.

I thought..... Is this my reincarnation? Is this my next life?

No, I shut down the idea, if this WAS my next life, I would have been born through the womb as the princess of love, and lost all my memories of my previous life, this was some kind of sick joke by some kind of greater Devine power that wanted to spite me.

Don't get me wrong, My little pony is a good show, but actually LIVING inside it causes all kinds of mental issues.

I would've been fine if I was in the body of someone I liked, or if I was reborn as my own original character.

However, before I could contemplate just what I was going to do while stuck like this, I heard a knock on the door.

"Come in?....." I answered, the voice not belonging to me.

A pony guard opened the door.

"Your highness, the catering is in need of your inspection. It would be best not to keep the groom waiting."

The guard then closed the door, as I merely stood there understanding what that meant.

I got transported to the day of Princess Cadance and Shining Armor's wedding.

And if I was "Cadance" while in the middle of preparing the wedding, then that could only mean one thing.

I walked back to the mirror, and tried to test my newfound magic.

I was able to get my horn to lift a rose of it's pot, with GREEN magic.

GREEN, not blue.

Oh no.......

My worst fears instantly came to life, as I used this magic to try to tear away this pink pony form, and reveal it to be something else entirely.

It was worse then I thought.

I wasn't trapped in the body of the loving Princess Cadance, I was stuck in the bod of that SLIMY, PARASITE, CHRYSALIS.

Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse.

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't HATE Chrysalis per say, I still think they could've given her some chance of redemption by the end of the show.

But there's just something about the way she cocoons ponies and uses them as batteries to become more powerful that's always made me uncomfortable.

I know the whole shtick of a changeling is that they feed on love, but it still makes me incredibly sick.

I just don't understand why she couldn't have just taken Starlight's hoof, so she wouldn't have to do THAT.

Maybe it was because she was always in it for the power, but either way.

Now I have to learn how to stop the upcoming changeling invasion while keeping up the guise of the bride so as to not get caught and have the ponies imprison me or worse for Chrysalis's crimes.

Which wasn't going to be easy.

I took in a deep sigh, before changing back into princess Cadance once again, as I left through the door to inspect the wedding catering.

I knew I had to find a way to get back my old life, I thought about how to do it

Did I have to get through the end of the show? Did I have to avoid Chrysalis's original fate and NOT be frozen into a statue for all eternity with an old decrepit horse man and a psychopathic nine year old?

Or was I merely stuck like this for the rest of my days?

Did I have to do what Chrysalis refused to, and shared love with the rest of the changelings, earning a bright transformation?

Or was this destined to be my true form till the day I croaked?

Only time will tell.

Either way, I could tell I was in for a bad time.........