My life as a G-rated Succubus

by Bronies are ok

Chapter 5. The big screwup

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"Your highness! It is time for the best day of your life."

A guard woke me up in the middle of my sleep, as I realized that it was time......

"Ok, I will be ready in a moment..."

The guard nodded his head, as he gently closed the door leaving me to my thoughts.

I could only hope that I lead Twilight to the real Cadance, otherwise there could be drastic consequences.

I begun to slip into the wedding dress and head out the door, praying that they will be able to make it before it can become official.

I walked into the hallway leading up to the alter, as the doors opened to reveal a group of ponies all lined up, the flower children spread their petals throughout the hall.

As I walked down the aisle, I tried to play it cool and sport a happy smile to look like I was excited, when really I was nervous and on the verge of tears.

I looked up and saw that the groom's eyes were a dull green, and he looked like a stoned zombie who had too much weed.

Must've been from all that love drained, I thought to myself.

I didn't want to do this, I didn't want to get married to a hypnotized horse.

I wasn't losing my virginity like this.

How was Chrysalis ok with this? How was she comfortable getting married to a stranger just for some dumb infiltration mission?.

Oh yeah, she's an insane power hungry lunatic who will get down with just about anybody for a quick snack.

As I walked up the alter where Shining Armor stood still as a doornail, Celestia began to recite her pre-wedding speech.

"Mares and gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to witness the union of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, and Shining Armor."

I thought about how I could try to stall for time, by giving off an appreciation speech right before Celestia asks for the vows. But I decided against it, because if I dragged it out for too long they would think that "Cadance" didn't want to get married, which would've raised some alarm bells.

"Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, do you take Shining Armor to be your lawfully wedded husband for all time?"

"I........................... do.........."

I drew out that vow for as long as I could, hopefully it bought them enough time.

"And do you, Shining Armor, take Princess Cadance to be your lawfully wedded wife in sickness and health?"

"Mmm hmm." Is all the groom could say, as he nodded his head in response.

"............... I'll take that as a yes......." Celestia merely acknowledged.

"Then without any further ado, Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, it is my great pleasure to pronounce you mare and stallion"

Wait, WHAT?!

The crowd cheered in celebration as I stood there completely baffled how Twilight and Cadance couldn't make it in time.

What did I do wrong? How could I have made things get even worse?......

I thought back to when I beckoned Twilight to blast the crystal, I didn't tell her how powerful her blast needed to be......

I begun to feel sick in my stomach, could I have accidentally gotten the real Cadance killed?.....

"STOP!!!"

I snapped my head back into reality, as me and everypony else turned to see Twilight looking visibly pissed off and annoyed.

Her friends could only face hoof in frustration, as Celestia looked incredibly pissed.

"You can't do this! You can't have her marry hi-"

"It's too late Twilight Sparkle, the marriage is valid." Celestia coldly stated.

"WHAT DID SHE SAY?!" Asked Cadance, as she stepped through the door looking even more pissed then the mare next to her.

Everypony gasped in shock and horror, as I merely sighed in relief, knowing that at least I'm not a murderer.

"I don't understand! How can there be two of them?"

"She's a changeling! She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them!"

Everypony then turned me to in bewilderment, as I knew I had some explaining to do......

I shed the Cadance disguise, as they all gasped in horror.

Cadance merely stared with contempt, and hatred in her eyes.....

"Uhh...... I can explain......."

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