My life as a G-rated Succubus

I awakened to find myself in a pure, white void.

I looked at my arms, and saw that they had fingers.....

I was human again.

I walked through the empty void, I approached closer and closer to what appeared to be a desk, occupied by none other then........

"Discord?....." I blinked, not believing what I was seeing.

"Just a moment, I'm filing through some very important paper work."

I gazed at the paper work in question, which was filling different characters from MLP with random names, as well as some names I recognized.

He then put the papers down.

"Now, what can I do for you?"

"I'm just a little confused. First of all, what is this place? Second of all, what are YOU doing here? Aren't you supposed to be imprisoned in stone? And finally, WHAT IS THAT PAPER WORK?!"

"One question at a time! Jeez, you hairless monkeys are always so confused when your view of reality is shattered around you."

I tried not to take offense to that.

"Anyways, to answer your questions. One: This is the void between conscience, and un-conscience."

I looked around the void in question.

"I don't understand....."

"Let me put it simpler, you know how when you fall asleep, and you have one of those dreams where your soul leaves your body, and you explore and float around the world outside of it?"

"Yes.... though I can't say that has ever happened to me."

"Well most people don't remember it so that could be a reason. Anyway, this place is what happens when your soul leaves your body, but it doesn't want to explore the world around it. It stays trapped, in this sort of limbo pocket space."

"I see......"

"Two: I'm here because while I'm trapped in my deeply, uncomfortable stone prison. My conscience likes to enter this place from time to time to have a little..... fun."

"What kind of fun?"

"Fun with the people out of TV land of course. Which leads me to three: These are the files of the people I infuse from the real world to the people of Equestria. To see how they react and what happens when their souls merge with them." Discord explained with a casual grin, as if this was completely normal.

"You mean to tell me, that you've been stripping humans from their bodies, and placing them into the bodies of PONIES?!" I was flabbergasted how one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite tv shows was able to reach beyond the forth wall and pluck people's souls out of the real world.

"Not just ponies dear, other creatures too."

"Regardless! Why would you do that?! You are upsetting the boundaries of the fourth wall! Things aren't meant to be like this! How could you ever do this?"

"When a story is drawn in a world, it becomes a reality in another. The creators of my world made me a god in my own, so I was able to do things that a god could. Including interacting with mortal souls, this is just something I see as a hobby when the elements trap my physical form, to pass the time."

"And you've been doing this for HOW long?!"

"About ten to fifteen years, give or take."

"Wha- what about our original bodies back in our world?! What happens to them?!"

"Oh, they continue on as normal, just without any life to them. You should see how you look to your parents, they've been trying to get you to lighten up for days to no avail."

He showed me a mirror which showed me stirring my veggies lifelessly, as my parents watched with concern in their eyes....

"You have to take me back! I don't belong as a dictating shapeshifting insect!"

"Oh of course you do! You and Chryssie have so much in common."

"We have NOTHING in common!"

"Oh, I beg to differ. You both are controlling, you both have anger issues, you both have a flair for the dramatic, and most importantly of all, you both like boys..... A LOT......"

I had to give it to him, I did have my..... problems........

"But..... but I'm not a bad person!"

Discord merely laughed hysterically, as he tried to pull himself together.

"You think I CARE if you're a bad person or not?! No no no no no! Mortality has nothing to do with it. It's all about personality, and life, and passion."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing, did I really have more in common with Chrysalis then I realized?

"Listen to me, the way I see it, I choose who I want who to be while I'm in here, and that's never going to change unless the elements release me from my prison. Now, run along back into your little bug body, while I sort out which big hairless ape is going in which Equestrian creatures body next."

He proceeded to pick up his paper work, as I sat there thinking about what he said......

"You're right about one thing Discord, you do choose who goes in which body....."

Discord merely chuckled to himself, as he drank a bit of coffee as he read his paper work.

"But you can't tell me who I want to be."

As Discord's ears perked up, I rushed back to the entrance I came in.

"What are you doing?!" I heard Discord's flabbergasted voice across the void.

"I'm going to make things right one way or another!" I declared, as I felt my essence leaving the void, and entering a different plane of existence entirely.