Soup Mining in Equestria

by Emil
A spiritual sequel/expansion to Admiral Biscuit's brilliantly odd The Soup Must Flow, wherein Equestria contains soup mines from which soup can be pumped like crude oil.

Admiral Biscuit's The Soup Must Flow stated that "Few ponies sitting down to a bowl of fresh cazuela ever think about the soup pipeline."

Spuds Terkel, reporter for the common pony, is here to profile the workers at the starting point of the pipeline, and quickly finds out that there's a lot more that goes into it than one would initially expect. He finds himself talking not only to soup miners, but also lumberjacks, distance runners, cooks, charcoal burners, and more. And not just ponies, but even the occasional griffon, mule, and minotaur expat.


This entire story is a tribute to Biscuit’s brilliantly odd idea and to his and Pineta’s expository stories, and stems from a comment I made on TSMF.

Additional thanks to AlwaysDressesInStyle, my pre-reader and editor. He has greatly improved the fluency of this story. Any remaining mistakes are mine, not his.

Everyone
Incomplete
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
GMLO

19334 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

8 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2025-01-31 03:55:43 UTC
    647
  2. Chapter 1: Arrival 2025-01-31 03:56:19 UTC
    2825
  3. Chapter 2: Breakfast demonstration 2025-01-31 03:58:46 UTC
    1482
  4. Chapter 3: In a Grove 2025-01-31 04:06:15 UTC
    3222
  5. Chapter 4: Preparing For Fire 2025-02-03 05:46:27 UTC
    2374
  6. Interlude 1: Lunchtime 2025-02-05 20:36:33 UTC
    2064
  7. Chapter 5: The Charcoal Burners 2025-02-11 00:36:40 UTC
    2997
  8. Chapter 6: The Princess of Manehattan 2025-02-17 01:29:34 UTC
    3723