Who Needs Brains with Tits "Thith" Big?!

by Mancin

The Battle of the Bimbos!

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Author's Note

The "Tuesday Tradition" idea on loan from WhispersInTheDark's story Tales...Of...INCESSSST!!!


The Battle of the Bimbos!

Forty-Five Minutes Earlier

Daphne smiled sweetly at the proctor seated at the front desk and batted her long lashes up at him. "Excuse me, Sir, but would you happen to know if a short, redheaded mare lives here? I've been to three other dorm buildings, but I can't seem to find her."

The proctor smiled back and nodded. "Yes, Miss, you must be looking for Miss Peppermint. Are...you a friend of hers?"

She showed her sparkling teeth again and nodded herself, making her curls (and tits!) shake. "Oh, yes, Sir! We've been best friends for ages! Is she here?"

He shook his head. "I haven't seen her come in yet, but I can tell you her room number." He took a moment to check his log, then said, "Third floor, room 304." He pointed. "The elevator is just down the hallway there if you wish to go up and wait for her."

Something shifted in her eyes that went unnoticed by the clueless male, but she dimpled at him and said, "That would be fine." Then, making her voice sultry, she stepped forward and asked, "May I...wait inside her room?"

The proctor started to sweat. "Umm...I...can't do that, Miss. I could lose my job if I let you in a student's private room..." With a smile, she took off her backpack, walked around the desk, fell to her knees, and crawled into the space underneath it. He stared down at her with eyes widened in horror. "What...what are you doing?!"

As she reached for his belt, she said, "What does it look like? I'm going to do you a favor so that you will do me a favor. It's quite simple!"

"Buh?"

She rolled her eyes. "I'm going to suck your cock, silly! Now, hold still..." He sat frozen as she freed his cock from his pants and started stroking it. "Hmm...not as big as I'd hoped, but I can work with this..." The proctor placed both hands on his desk and stared straight ahead as he felt a warm, wet mouth cover his dick, then felt a hot tongue lick all around it. His eyes grew wide as a couple of students walked in, chatting and laughing among themselves...and then suddenly, they grew quiet as they drew near the desk. The proctor stared up at them as beads of sweat began to form on his brow, while a faint, "slurp," "slurp," "slurp," sound could be heard coming from...somewhere. They all exchanged looks, then hurried past without a word, much to his relief.

For his own self-control was starting to reach its limit. Whoever this mare was, she certainly knew how to suck a cock, for it was getting harder and harder for him to hold back his moans! That, and she was apparently starting to enjoy herself, for he ventured a look down at her and saw she had slipped out of the top of her dress, exposing those giant hooters! He quickly drew his eyes back up and faced the front as more students came in, but these walked right up to his desk to speak to him, so he placed his hand on top of her head to get her to stop bobbing her head and be quiet until he could get rid of them.

"Sir, we've had a few problems with our rooms, and we have a short list we'd like to go over with—"

"Can't it wait? I'm...I'm a little...busy...at the moment...." he managed through gritted teeth. Even though she wasn't bobbing her head, she was still suckling and running her tongue around his cock, and the sensations were making him almost insane!

"Busy?'" one replied. "You're just sitting there, Sir! Now, getting back to our list, if you would just—" he stopped as he heard a growl, and then a half-naked mare with HUGE, bare tits came out from under the desk and glared at them.

"If. You. Don't. Mind! I am TRYING to complete a business arrangement here! Take your silly lists and begone until I am finished, thank you!" She then crawled back under the desk, and they all stood frozen as they heard the sounds of slurping, sucking, and moaning.

The students backed away. "We'll...uh...just come back...later..." then as one, they fled.

The proctor, his face completely red, muttered, "....fuck it..." then leaned back and grabbed her by the head and started face-fucking her in earnest! "Ohhhh...YEAAAAAAAAHHH!" as he unloaded his spunk down the slut's throat while she happily gulped it all down. He fell back in his chair and panted as she crawled out from under the desk, covered her tits back up, wiped her mouth, then cocked an eyebrow and held out a hand as she waited. He stared at her with eyes unfocused, then readjusted his clothes, got up, retrieved the spare key, and handed it to her without a word. She stood on her tiptoes, gave him a peck on the cheek, then picked up her backpack and bounced off toward the elevator.

Men were SO easy to manipulate!


After leaving her "surprise" in her rival's room, she was just making her way back down the hallway and to the elevator when she noticed she'd garnered the attention of several male students. "Hey...that's Twist's room...what were you doing in there?" one asked. She turned her brilliant smile on them.

"Twist and I are good, good friends from long ago; I was just leaving her a note saying I'd stopped by!" She then made to leave as they blocked her path.

"That...doesn't make any sense. You could have just left the note on her door, yet you went inside." He leaned down into her face as she took a nervous step back. "How did you get her key?"

Daphne's eyes darted from one to the other as her mind raced. These guys aren't as dumb as they look! I better think of something...fast! She tried a silly laugh and tossed her mane. "You got me, fellas...I was actually playing a little joke on her, a perfectly harmless joke between friends that I'm sure we can keep between us!" The guys looked at each other and crossed their arms.

"Why should we? What's in it for us?"

The mare looked from one to the other, sighed, and said, "Can...we go somewhere more...private?"


"Help. ME!"

But before Twist could move or even say anything, the blonde shuddered and screamed, "Oh! CUMMMING!" as her asshole flexed and convulsed around the cock inside her! Her eyes rolled back in her head, and her tongue lolled out as she rode out her orgasm as she screamed, "More! MORE! FUCK ME HARDER!!" then she looked at Twist with her eyes unfocused and moaned, "...help me with all these COCKS...!" At this, the males finally turned and noticed the booby redhead...

Then they grinned...


"Oh! Oh! Oh! How! Did! You find...ME?!" moaned Twist, as her arms were pinned behind her, and she was on the bed facing Daphne while the two of them were getting their asses fucked by the huge dicks of the last remaining males! Twist's bikini top had been torn off, but they'd left her miniskirt and stockings on, while Daphne still had on her garter belt, stockings, and heels, but her thong panties and bra were part of history!

"As...ask...me...later! I...I can't...can't...oooogggllllbrrrpppttt..." she babbled senselessly. She moaned as she came yet again, while Twist's whorish sounds joined her while cumming. Both of their tongues were lolling out as their faces became pressed together, so they started passionately swapping spit with each other and kissing as they were being anally violated!

Their messy, impromptu makeout session caused the guys fucking them to moan, "...that's SO hot..." and caused them to cum even harder! These two were the last two "standing," as three other students had heard the commotion and wandered in, and they now lay naked and panting, with steam rising off their cocks after having had their fill of the sluts' asses, pussies, and mouths, yet both Twist and Daphne showed they were still..."HUNGRY!" After filling both sluts' asses with their spunk, they panted as they pulled out of their asses slowly, then fell over onto the bed, completely exhausted!

Twist and Daphne lay on their sides, chests heaving, then raised their heads and looked around. "Is...is that...it?" whined Daphne. She looked up at Twist. "Did we...wear them all out?" Now that her arms were no longer being held, Twist pushed herself up and sadly nodded.

"I...think tho..." She staggered off the bed, searched until she found her bikini top, then turned for the door.

"Wait!" cried Daphne. She struggled for a moment to sit up, then pleaded, "I'm really tied up here!" She turned to show how her arms and hands had been secured and added, "...you can't leave me like this!" Twist shook her head to bring her vision back to focus, then leaned against the wall.

She feebly pointed. "How...did you get...(whew!) tied up like...that...in the firth plathe?" Daphne quickly suppressed a smile at Twist's voice, then gazed around at all the semi-comatose boys while her cheeks reddened.

In a small voice, she whispered, "I...I...told them to..." Twist stared for a few seconds, then started laughing! "It's not funny!" Daphne cried, "I...didn't think this through!" She pouted. "I never do..."

Wiping her eyes, the redhead said, "You...you really are a freak, aren't you?" Daphne smiled and eagerly nodded.

"Uh-huh! I can't help myself! I LOVE cock!" Twist shrugged.

"Fair enougth," then untied her.


As they held onto each other and stumbled down the hall towards Twist's room, Daphne said, "You are SO lucky to live here with all these guys...I checked in here too late, after all the rooms had been assigned, and have to live off-campus." Twist smiled and fished around in her pocket for her key, but just before she found it, the blonde said, "I got this!" took out a key and unlocked the door.

Before she could open the door, Twist grabbed her arm and growled, "How did you get thath key?!"

Daphne blushed, looked down at the key, looked back at Twist, and said, "Whoops..."


By the time the male students had come out of their rooms and broken up the fight, both girls had scratched each others' faces and torn each others' clothes off! "Gimme thath key, you BITCTHH!! Thath'th MINE!!" Twist shouted as she struggled to free herself. The guy holding her was having a hard time keeping a straight face, as her boobs were bouncing and her bare ass was rubbing against his crotch! She turned her firey gaze back up at him. "Leth me GO! I'm gonna KILL her!"

Daphne threw the key down and spat, "Take it, SLUT! I HAD changed my mind and was going to be nice to you, but not anymore!"

The boys all chuckled, "Let's...keep these two apart," as they dragged the still struggling, nude blonde away. Once they'd taken her off into one of the rooms, the one holding Twist let her go, then moved to block her from pursuit. She stared angrily up at the ones smiling down at her, then finally realized she was naked, except for her white, thigh-high stockings. Mustering her dignity, she raised her chin and pointed.

"May I have my key, pleathe?" One of them looked where she was pointing, then picked it up and gave it to her with a smirk. As she turned to leave, she heard, "Isn't this yours?" She looked back to see what was left of her yellow bikini top being held by one of the boys. She reached for it. "Thank you..." but he held it tight when she tried to take it.

She sighed.


"Glurp! Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!" echoed through her small room as she was being held down on her knees while the boy straddled her face and thrust his cock down into her throat again and again! Her tits jiggled and shook with each thrust, and the outline of his cock could be seen along her neck as she was forced to swallow his dick over and over! Her eyes rolled back in her head, and she moaned as the pleasure of having a cock shoved down her throat caused her to reach climax, so she brought her knees together and held her hands over her naked pussy while gushing marecum...

"Ahhh...cum...cummming! Swa...swallow...my...spunk...SLUT..." moaned the boy as he jerked and spurted his loads down into her mouth and throat while she submissively obeyed, gulping down all of his thick, creamy jizz! Once he was done with her, he pulled his slimy cock out of her throat and stepped back, then tossed her bikini top onto her bed and left, closing the door behind him.

Twist smiled as she wiped the last of his cum off of her chin and sucked it off her fingers with a dreamy, contented sigh. She shivered through a mini-orgasm as it slipped down her throat and down into her belly, then giggled as she dragged herself up from the floor, grabbed one of her towels, and staggered to the shower.

Being a THLUT ith THO much FUN!

She managed to make it through the entire process by only having to suck one more cock, getting bent over a bench, and being rutted while she howled (and then took another shower!), though she did wonder to herself what had happened to that blonde BITCTHH after the boyth had taken her away!

But once she'd cleaned her room, changed into her nightie, and tried to get some sleep, she discovered the "surprise" somepony had left for her: the bed had been "short-sheeted!"

As she was forced to pull all her covers off and remake her bed, she smiled as she plotted her sweet, sweet revenge!


The next day, three other mares showed up for her first class, and at first, she was annoyed. Where were all these females coming from?! But then, as she subtly watched them, she soon realized they wouldn't be a problem: even though the fall weather was unseasonably warm, they each wore light sweaters buttoned up to their necks and long, drab skirts that went past their knees! That, and they had taken seats at the back of the classroom and were huddled together as if fearful the boys were going to jump them the second any of them turned their backs! Despite the "granny clothing" they were wearing, they couldn't hide the fact they all had massive hooters, bubble asses, and were all Earth pony mares!

They had glanced at Twist as they'd filed in, seen how she was (barely!) dressed, gasped, and then hurried past her without a word or any kind of greeting! This bothered the redhead not at all, for she was used to being rejected by other mares: first for the way she talked, then later for her..."friendliness" with guys! Even back home, she had few female friends for the same reasons. She didn't give up hope she could possibly make some new female friends here at college, but if they were going to behave like that BLONDE, then she could do without them!


Earth pony fillies had a tendency to mature early, so when she, Apple Bloom, and the other Earth pony girls had developed their GIANT chests in middle school, all of them became the envy and targets of ridicule by most of the other unicorn and pegasus fillies, with the exception of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.

But...not so with the boys!

No, the boys started paying close attention to her once she started having trouble finding bras that fit, to her surprise and utter delight! Somehow, for some reason, her lisp became...charming instead of "goofy" or "stupid," and she couldn't have been happier! It took her and her friends weeks to figure out what had changed, but once they did, Twist started spending more and more time with boys than around mean fillies, who still made fun of her, but even she could tell it was now out of jealousy!

(Even though the Earth pony tribe is more...free...when it comes to sexual matters than the other tribes, they still found discussing budding sexuality with their foals a ticklish matter...hence the fillies' confusion...at first!)

It wasn't until she was in high school that she and her friends discovered the other uses for those MASSIVE mammaries, which, of course, made them even more popular!


Twist smiled quietly to herself as she remembered her first "titjob" and how the boy had blasted so much cum all over her face and her mane it had taken her over an hour to wash it all out! Then, she was startled out of her trip down 'Memory Lane' as she heard her name being called.

"Miss Twist! IF you would be so kind as to pay attention, I would like to continue my lesson!" the teacher barked. Twist's face reddened as she sank low in her seat.

"Th...thorry, Thir..." she whispered. Then, she scowled as she heard giggling coming from behind her and immediately recognized the source. She slowly looked behind her, and sure enough, the three of them had their heads down but were pointing in her direction and laughing quietly together with unmistakable malice. Twist faced the front before the teacher could yell at her again, but she smiled to herself.

Those three had just made her list.


Now that she knew where that redheaded SLUT lived, the next step in her plan to humiliate her was to make ALL the boys in her dorm want her more than that marble-mouthed bitch! So that day, she skipped classes, wore her sluttiest outfit (black miniskirt, fishnet stockings with heels, and red halter top), then hung out in the lobby of that BITCH'S dorm and waited for the male students to arrive from their classes. Even though she was a Unicorn, she came from a long line of famous courtesans who were ancient rivals of Earth pony mares, with a history of competing for the attention of worthy mates! Also, though that wasn't her initial purpose when she had applied to this college, her surprise at finding out it was mostly a male institution (just as with her rival, although she didn't know it) had awakened her fierce, nigh-uncontrollable libido!

As long as she didn't lose the enchanted ring on her finger, she wouldn't have to worry about outlasting her sex partners or getting pregnant!

She smiled as she looked back over her shoulder at the proctor, whom she'd already sucked his cock and drained of all his cum into her ass and was passed out behind the desk, and so would pose as no obstacle to her plans! A simple cleansing spell with her ring made sure she was fresh and ready for the next batch of males to step through the door, so by the time she was done with them all, if everything went as she'd hoped, the very thought of having sex with that BITCH would make them want to throw up!

When the first batch of students showed up, she was sitting at one of the window seats, "casually" looking out at the scenery, her legs demurely crossed, and humming quietly to herself. A couple of them stopped and looked at her while the rest blushed and rapidly walked to the elevator. The ones that stayed swallowed, exchanged nervous glances, and then slowly approached her. "Umm...hello, Miss. Are you...waiting for somepony?"

She took her time turning to face them, smiled her dazzling smile, then whispered throatily, "Why...yes! Yes, I was." She stood, drew close to them as her heels clicked on the hardwood floor, then walked her fingers up the chest of the tallest one. "I was waiting for some big, strong stallions to invite me up to their rooms..." She stuck out her bottom lip as she looked around at them all and added, "You see, I'm a very, VERY lonely mare, and I don't have any friends here...would you all like to be my...good, good friends? I'd be very grateful..." She stepped back, looked down at their (now bulging!) crotches, then slowly met their gazes while running a finger over her glistening...moist...red...lips.

"...VERY grateful..."


Daphne gazed up half-lidded at the boy whose dick she was sucking while stroking the cocks of one on her left and right, as yet another one was underneath her losing his mind while plunging in and out of her wet, tight pussy. On top of her, on her back, one had his cock buried in her ass, so she tightened and squeezed it playfully for him while grinding her hips with her thighs spread in a sensuous circle on the one beneath her. Every few strokes, she would switch from sucking one cock over to another one and suck him while still caressing the others until the one she was currently slurping exploded in her mouth! Then, she would moan, close her eyes and swallow his cum...

In this way, she soon drained more than half of the dorm as she went from room to room. And, thanks to her enchanted ring, she was always ready for the next batch of dicks to suck! As she pushed open the door of a couple of surprised males, she stood in their doorway and slowly removed her top; then she smiled to herself as they stood as one and fell upon her! While she was being held down and spit-roasted with the first cock forced down her throat and the other in her pussy as her arms were grabbed behind her and she arched her back for him, she closed her eyes and moaned in triumph!

So far, everything was going according to plan!


Word soon spread in that dorm of the hot mare who was "servicing" every student in the building, and while some few were too shy or inexperienced to..."indulge" themselves of her, the majority at the very least went to see if the rumor was true. Some coming back from their lunch break told others what was going on so that even students from other dorms began to wander in.


Twist discovered what was happening early in the afternoon, but by then, she had more immediate problems of her own.


The majority of students and teachers were unicorns, with a very small percentage of Earth ponies, including a few of her professors. And while she'd very much enjoyed her "adventure" in Preliminary Baking the day before, she would rather not get her tail yanked by an Earth stallion on a Tuesday afternoon between four and five o'clock, for that would mean she'd be his sex slave for the rest of the day, with no will of her own. The very idea was exciting, but with her rival tracking her and being such a thorn in her side, she needed to keep her mind clear.

Back home, she'd been caught a few times, the first instance before her mother had a chance to explain the ancient spell to her. All she remembered was one Summer's afternoon, long after their tits had reached their present size, she'd been with Apple Bloom, the two of them dressed in tank tops, short-shorts and white tennies, bouncing and jiggling home without a care in the world, and the next thing they knew, they were both naked except for collars in some Earth pony stallion's bedroom, on their knees while taking turns eagerly and willingly sucking his dick! When Twist stumbled home the next day, tired but extremely happy, her mother immediately knew what had happened, sat her down, and explained the entire process: the spell had been created long, long ago to combat the low population growth among the Earth pony tribe, so, as her mother pointed out, Twist was extremely fortunate if she did not become pregnant from her..."capture!"

From then on, Twist and her other Earth pony female friends took precautions and only got caught if they wanted to!

...mostly!


So it was extremely worrying for her when she entered her last class for that day, Restaurant Management 101, only to find the portly, elderly Unicorn teacher she expected had been replaced by a tall, young, Earth stallion! As she took her seat, she bit her bottom lip nervously as she looked up at the clock: almost two-forty-five! And the class was supposed to last for an hour! That only gave her and any other Earth pony mares fifteen minutes to get to their dorms and to relative safety! Her only other chance of not becoming a sex slave was the "Tuesday Tradition" was an open secret among most of her tribe, but relatively unknown among pegasi and unicorns...so even some Earth ponies from the big cities hadn't heard of it. There was a chance, however small, that this teacher was one of them.

Then, he turned and smiled directly, wickedly at her...and she knew she was fucked...

"Aww...CWAP!!"