Serving My Maid

I woke up in the morning feeling refreshed. I entered the kitchen, where I saw Derpy sitting at the table, casually eating toast.

"Morning," she muttered around a mouthful of bread.

"Morning," I replied, grabbing a mug for coffee without a second thought.

She chewed thoughtfully for a moment, then reached into her pocket and pulled out something small and metallic. She placed the object on the table in front of me.

Her expression shifted instantly from playful to serious.

"I think you need to explain something." She lifted her hand above the table, pointing her index finger down. "I found this in the toilet bowl. Did you put it there, Anon?"

My blood ran cold as I recognized the hidden camera from the bathroom. Guilt crashed over me.

"Umm... yes... Sorry. I installed them yesterday..." I felt utterly guilty and couldn't lie, so I confessed nervously, not even thinking of making up an excuse.

I had never seen Derpy mad before, and seeing her like this terrified me a little. "Anon! You absolute pervert! What kind of sicko does that?! Putting cameras in the bathroom?!"

"It was really stupid. I regret it. I..I'm sorry!" I stammered.

"You dirty pervert! YOU have been SPYING ON ME?!! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? Watching someone... do that? Pee? Poop? It’s absolutely vile, humiliating, and just wrong to even talk about!" Derpy glared at me, her eyes were blazing with fury.

She grabbed her head with both hands. "I never thought you’d be the type to enjoy watching me do something like that. It’s so... so unbelievably perverted!"

Her eyes locked onto mine, filled with disgust, her gaze cutting deeper than any words could.

"I think I should leave you.... unless..." Her voice trailed off.

I got used to Derpy in my house and didn't want her to go even though I had a lot of problems with her.

"You will apologize properly," she demanded. "Get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness."

Hesitantly, I knelt in front of her.

"I am really sorry about placing those cameras. It was an invasion of your privacy, and I truly regret it." I lowered my head, feeling shame flood through me. "Please forgive me."

Derpy stared at me coolly for a long moment before speaking.

"So you really want me to stay?" Derpy smiled. "Well... I guess I could stay...I see you're really sorry. Apology accepted."

"Thanks, Derpy," I gasped in relief.

She leaned in slightly, her smirk widening. "...You know, I could tell the agency that you're a total perv. But don't worry, I'm a kind person. I won’t do that."

I felt uneasy.

"However," she continued, tapping her fingers on the table, "for spying on me, you owe me. I want you to double my salary. Okay?"

I was glad that she agreed to stay, but double her salary?? That's outrageous! But at that moment, I wasn’t thinking clearly.

"Double salary? Fine." I felt like I had no choice but to agree.

"Thanks, mister Anon!" She purred triumphantly. "You're lucky I'm staying."

As she spoke, her eyes wandered upward, catching on something above us. She frowned and pointed at a cobweb dangling from the ceiling fan.

With a dramatic sigh, she said, “Our house is so filthy, Anon. Tomorrow, we’re doing a deep clean. Actually, YOU will clean the entire house top to bottom while I'm busy with important things like shopping and relaxing. Consider it your punishment, dirty boy!”

I groaned, swallowing my pride. "...Fine. Tomorrow, I'll clean everything."

Derpy seemed satisfied with my surrender.

She went upstairs, and later, I heard the shower running. I sank into the couch, hating the situation I had created.

With a resigned sigh, I grabbed my phone and scrolled through my contacts until I found the maid agency’s number.

This was ridiculous. Doubling her salary? For that? For her big eyes and lazy ass?

With a heavy heart, I dialed Honey Moon at Spotless Maids & More.

Honey Moon’s cheerful voice chirped through the phone. “Spotless Maids & More, this is Honey Moon! How can I assist you today?”

"Hi, Honey Moon. It's Anon... Yes, Derrapy's employer..."

"Hello, Ms. Anon," Honey Moon asked, with a hint of a joke. "So, how’s everything with your maid? Isn't your maid abusing, bullying, or sexually harassing you, is she? Is everything alright?"

An adult man being sexually harassed by his young maid sounds absolutely absurd! It may be only in Equestria!

"No, nothing like that. Everything is fine." I lied, feeling embarrassed. "On the contrary, I liked her work, she is so devoted, caring. And I'd like to reward her for a good job by doubling her salary."

There was a pause, and then Honey Moon chuckled lightly. "Well, that sounds interesting, Mr. Anon. May I be honest with you?"

"Sure."

"I remember you. Frankly, you give me the feeling that you're a submissive person, Mr. Anon. When you first walked into the office, I felt a strong urge to dominate you. My pussy was itching and I wanted to force you onto your knees and make you lick my dirty, unshaved cunt right in the office. I bet every girl here probably has such desires toward you, mr. Anon." she confessed boldly.

I didn't know how to take it, as praise or an insult.

"Yeah, I’m a little bit shy, and you’re probably right," I agreed, feeling a bit silly.

"I wouldn't be surprised if Derpy had similar desires towards you, to make you kneel in front of her, and she’s probably already done it. Tell me, is she threatening you? If she’s listening and you're afraid, just cough to show me a sign, and I’ll take immediate action against her," Honey Moon said.

"Oh no, nothing like that. She isn't threatening me." I had a little crush on Derpy and didn't want to lose her.

Finally, Honey Moon burst into laughter and I felt more humiliated than ever

"Sorry. I'm joking, Mr. Anon. Double her salary. That's a very generous request. If you insist, I’ll gladly approve the raise. I think she deserves it and she will be really happy!" Honey said in a cheerful tone.

Derpy didn't deserve this generous raise, but I had no choice.

"Just so you know, under Equestrian law, we only take a fixed share of her earnings, so the entire increase will go directly to her right away," she informed me.

"Thank you. That's a very fair law!" I said.

What had I gotten myself into?

Later, when Derpy came downstairs, she looked happier than ever. "Guess what? The agency called! They said you doubled my salary!" She beamed and giggled, hugging me tightly.

"Yeah, yeah... Congrats." I said, forcing a smile. Inside, I was cringing. I was now paying twice as much money for her to slack off around the house, and I had no one to blame but myself.