Sadge

by ImClinicallyDepressed

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Romance, Original Character, Pinkie Pie, Tragedy, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death
Length: 1024

A tale of a pony named Cheese Curds

Being sad is a bummer, so I made a sad stowwy.

Death and possible body horror and definitely awkward writing is in play.

Probably won't have a sequel since the mc is literally... You know what, just read and enjoy I guess.

Published 2025-02-07 15:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2025-02-07 15:10:01 UTC

:((

Dear... Who ever finds this I guess.

Hello. My name is... Cheese Curds. Stupid name, I know. But I'm proud of it.

I'm writing this letter to inform you that I'll be... Away, for a few months. To clear my mind.

Recently, I have discovered something that greatly disturbed me. I have discovered that... I'm not real.

Before you hoof this off to a detective, no I am not insane. Well, atleast I think I'm not. I found that I wasn't real by an interesting coincidence actually. I've had these... Weird dreams and visions about a different me. A me who's... Well, who's not homeless.

He's a bipedal ape thing and he's kinda rude, but he's the real me so who knows! I'm just writing this message to let anypony know that I'm going to Ponyville to talk with Princess Twilight Sparkle to see if my visions are real or not. Don't worry! I'll be fine

~Cheese Curds

Dear reader...

Hello! My name is Cheese Curds, I was wondering if I could apply for a job here at Corner Cafe, since I'm currently jobless. Please contact me if you're hiring!

Ps: I'll be at Sugarcube Corner half the time.

~Cheese Curds

Dear Pinkie Pie...

I did it! I got a job at Corner Cafe! Thanks for believing in me, even when nopony did. I'll be working there starting this Solstice day, and I'm really excited!

This'll be my first real job after what I did at the factory, and I wonder how I'll do. Hopefully I'll do good, since I really need the bits.

Toodles Pinkie!
~Cheese Curds

Ps: Thanks for teaching me how to write proper letters.

To: Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville.

I have sent this letter to inform you of an incident regarding one Cheese Curds. While travelling for a local restaurant (Corner Cafe, I presume you've heard of it.) He unfortunately was misidentified as a rogue and dangerous criminal and was hospitalized in the process.

I shall be awaiting your response, your majesty, since I know this pony is a close friend of the element of laughter.

To serve you eternally,
~Darkmoon Guard.

To: Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville.

I regret to inform you that the one named Cheese Curds condition has visibly worsened due to unknown circumstances. Your assistance would be of great help in determining what happened.

Please be quick. The element of laughter is fast approaching.

To serve you until the pink one arrives
~Darkmoon Guard

Dear Pinkie Pie...

Hello! It's been a while. Do you still remember me Pinkie? It's me, Cheese Curds! I know we haven't seen each other in a while, but I decided to write this letter to inform you what I was doing for the past *Unintelligible* years.

I've been jumping from city to city since we last met, and I've never felt better!

... Though, that would be lying.

In truth, I don't know what to do Pinkie. I'm currently writing this in a corner of the local library of a small town I was visiting. I'm... I'm scared. My condition is worsening and I don't knowwhattodo.

Your bestfriend,
~CheeseCurdss

Dear PinkiePiee...

Hey Pinkie Piee! I finally found a decent place to livve after all that hopping arouund I did a few monthsss ago. It's actually prrty near Ponyville, all thingss considered.

I'm worrking as the local perfformer at this onee bar I foundd. It pays perty good alll things considered. And it's prettt fun too!

Alss, if you we're wonderingg, my hoof is currently sshaking due to my worsening conddditoggn—

...

Condition, but don't worrry since I'm confident I'll be able to fighttt through this. I'll keep my promise, don't worry.

Yiur bestfriend,
~Ccheese Curdss.

Ps: I saww thatt thee library gott destroyedss, it was such a coool place tttoo.

Dear Pinkie Pie.

I'm scared. I'm scared. Imscared. I— I don't know what to do. Shaddows keep moving whiled I was working and Ii kip hering whizsspers.

Am I realy Pinkie? Am I rael? I don't I dont know I.

My hoodf is turning ianto a hidiouszz blaak colore and everything is tmsttanrting to hurrt.

I kknkw Twiligft hass better thhing s to do bbutd can sshew plees chehewack upoon me..

I'm ccsaredxasdaieana—

Urree dfreund,
~Chesse Cueds

To: Twilight Sparkle

This is the report that you wanted on Cheese Curds. It's a little late but I had to... Muffle my ears.

He's dying, Twilight. I don't know what you did to him when you healed him, but he's suffering. He can't even go outside without convulsing in pain, let alone write letters to Pinkie. I had to write the past four letters in his stead, and Pinkie is starting to catch on.

Please, for the life of Celestia, please help him. I can't look at you same if you don't.

Eternal servitude,
~Darkmoon Guard

To: Twilight Sparkle.
Urgent.

Twilight, come her now. He's— he's— oh Celestia I cant even—

Just please, get here quick. Gravel mane general hospital.

~Darmoon

Dear Pinkie Pie.

Hello. Hello. Hello. I'mmmm.

...

Hurtss. Tilight told. I dontthave.

...

Infected. Don't come. Pleass. Twilight.

...

I don't want to die.

Dear Pinkie Pie.

Hello! My name is Cheese Curds. Hopefully you still remember me...

I'm just wondering, do you remember—*Water damage obscured half of the letter following this.*

So, hopefully maybeee we're together? I always thought you were cute and I kinda liked...

Dear Celestia why am I even writing this.

I just... Can't tell you upfront and I guess this is my way of saying I love you.

Hopefully I'll show you this in the future and we'll laugh about it.

Your's truly,
~Cheese curds.

Ps: Don't show this to Rainbow Dash, I can't stand her teasing if she finds out about this.

Dear Cheese Curds...

I... I should've told you this sooner Cheesy... But of course I only had the courage to say it after you...

You were smart and adorable Cheesy, and I wouldn't change a thing about you.

Your's truly.
Pinkie Pie

Author's Note

Awww. :(((((