9:50 PM
Tuesday

Another night at Ponyville and in the Sugarcube Corner, the party couple, Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich were just relaxing at the living room after another day of throwing out parties in this town and other lands beyond Equestria as well as delivering goods to customers for the Cakes. An almost tiring day in this week meant for the couple to wind down and relax before Wednesday means that they have to return back to work.

Pinkie cuddled next to Cheese and sighed, "What a tiring day, am I right, Cheesey?", she asked him.

"Oh yeah, Pinkster.", he replied, "I can't believe that we've got like 5 parties to throw in just 1 whole day! I'm beat.....", Cheese exasperated much to his girlfriend's amusement.

"You're cute when you exasperate, ya know?", cooed Pinkie.

"Thanks."

The couple locked eyes into one another until something unexpected happened. Before they can lean in for a kiss, a portal suddenly opened and what dropped in front of them was a journal. They were a bit shocked as Pinkie and Cheese looked up to see it close and then back to the book that was laid in front of them.

Cheese exclaimed, "Whoa! Did you see that?"

"I sure did", Pinkie replied as she touched the journal, "Wonder what's inside it?", she then took a browse at the book and came to a realization, "It's a journal filled to the last page"

"But to whom?", Cheese asked curiously.

Pinkie found the name in front of the cover that said, "Owned by Dante Hicks". The pair looked at each other and shrugged in unison over the mysterious owner of this book.

"I kinda took a scan on it and I saw it had some kinda like average life with this guy's job", Pinkie told him.

"Well let's read it!", Cheese suggested.

Just then, Pinkie turned into the readers, "Hey, readers.", she told them as she held the journal in front of them, "This one has a bit of vulgar words and sexual mentions!"

"So you might wanna stop reading if you don't want to be disturbed", finished Cheese and then turned towards her, "Let's read it then!", he then turned again to the readers, "P.S. We're not gonna read the whole thing so it's just some of the ones we find it amusing."

So they opened the journal and began reading some of the Dante's entries that interested them.

Entry #1

Great! Just when I know it's gonna be another average day at Quick Stop as I arrive in the convenience store on a Monday morning. I was told that there was a massive rodent infestation in the place and that it had to be closed. So that's it, I told Randall that the store was closed and that we have to work again at Mooby's. So we arrive at the fast food restaurant only to find out that it was closed and this time, it was because of 3 wasp nests inside the building and they were preparing to exterminate them. Randall complained, asking how he was going to bring chicks to fuck again. Ugh! I need a break.

Entry #2

We were driving along the way back to my home when something caught our eye. A 'HELP WANTED' poster for anyone who wanted to work at this secret nightclub. Me and Randall were thinking, "Holy fuck.", can it be? So we decided to call the number of that said club and the one in the phone told us to go to an abandoned building and there we will find the nightclub. Once we entered the abandoned building, I couldn't believe my eyes.

Entry #3

Shit! This place is so vibrant of color and it was called Disneyville as we found the nightclub which is called "House of Mouse". Really? Randall realized that this place is where all Disney, Pixar,& characters from our universe gather here for fun. I raised my eyebrow in confusion 'cause this weird son of a bitch I call him a friend of mine was like someone that took a massive bag of coke and ate a ton of pot brownies all at once.

Entry #4

So we went inside and applied for a job and there we met the employees of the House of Mouse and the owner of that said place too. They made us watch a training video and one of them said that we were not allowed to use vulgar words in there. Randall stated that this is Disney property so swearing is forbidden in here and that the writer of this said story . *sigh*, I don't care what he's trying to make sense anyway. But we accepted the job and we were given the task of being assistant receptionists so that means were back on the register again and we were to start next.

P.S. Pete's a massive dick I gotta tell you that.

Entry #5

Holy shoot! I'm sorry I couldn't cuss in this entry because when we went to work on Tuesday night, we were bombarded by a whole slew of guests from this world and our world too. Goofy's son, Max told us that there were 2 dudes hanging outside the House of Mouse but me and Randall told him that it's just Jay and Silent Bob who both do that every time back at Quick Stop and Mooby's, so it's not a big deal we told them and I told him to just ignore them, so he shrugged it and went back to work as the club's valet.

Entry #7

Wednesday did a bit better, just a normal night working and then came in Becky. She was surprised that me and Randall were working here and I apologized to her that I had to keep it a secret last night. Basically, I texted her the directions to the new workplace and she decided to also join in on the fun. So I waved goodbye to her as she took her seat, then I heard Donald ask if she was my girlfriend, I told her that she was my wife and Daisy complimented that I was a lucky man just like them along with Mickey and Minnie. Heh.....

Entry #8

Scrooge McDuck that gold-digging asshole! I'm sorry if I had to swear but this crazy money-loving duck is out of control this Thursday, ever since he decided to take the nightclub again and cut costs to the bone! Luckily, things went back to normal again and so the House of Mouse is back to it's average-self once more.

P.S. Horace told us about the one time of Scrooge's ownership before we worked here.

P.P.S. Sorry if it's a short one.

Entry #9

Jesus, Clarabelle's one nasty gossip bringer this Friday! She can go a bit far when it comes to her hearing other 'being's' conversations and you know, it went a bit too far when she also brought up Randall making me confess that I was gay in order to stop a bomb from being dropped in Leonardo, New Jersey. Not my best thing I did back then.

Entry #10

Saturday has arrived which meant one thing, the last day of work! Jay and Silent Bob just entered here and wanted a little chit-chat on what has been going on lately. Sometimes me and Randall can hate them but other times, we also like them a bit and it was just the normal night before Sunday has arrived. Lately, these 2 dudes are just chatting with some other guys and gals in Disneyville. But anyways, me and my friend decided that we don't need to go to work again in Quick Stop or Mooby's anymore and that this is the place that we want to be working here for the rest of our lives. Randall couldn't agree more and I couldn't agree more as well!

Pinkie and Cheese couldn't help but feel a lot of laughter but other times, they also felt a bit touched on what the owner of the journal had said. They closed it and looked at each other in the eyes, not saying a word as the couple decided to nuzzle together for a while until the clock stuck, "10:50 PM".

"Well, that's it, I'm tired. Let's go to bed, shall we, Cheesey Weesey?", Pinkie told him while getting the journal

Cheese piped, "I couldn't agree with you more.", he then gave a peck in her right cheek, "Night, Pinkster!"

Pinkie kissed back as she and Cheese headed upstairs into their bedroom in order to get a goodnight's sleep in which she placed Dante's journal in the table and after turning off the lights, they fell asleep and all was silent in the quiet little town of Ponyville, Equestria.

FIN

Author's Note

Here are some of the crossover characters that are in this story:

But anyway, like this story and remember: NO HATEFUL THINGS IN THIS PLACE!!

Other than that, I hope you enjoy reading it.