The Preventing of Cupcakes

by thebossbrony187

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Tragedy, Dark, Sad
Length: 2839

Saving rainbow dash from pinkie pie's psychotic brutality, tons of gore.

Awaking from violent dreams coming from the fanfic "cupcakes", I approach my computer with desperation as I launch my web browser to a website called Omegle(chat to strangers) and set my interest to my little pony. A stranger pops up as I type Hello and greet him, but it didn't go as expected. The stranger knew how to send me to equestria through knocking me out, and gives me a task, to save Rainbow Dash from a psychotic brutal Pinkie, trying to bake my beloved pony into cupcakes. For the fate of myself, my Brony friends and season 3 of my little pony, friendship is magic. Pinkie Pie might be in this season, yet I'm not trying to offend Pinkie Pie fans, it's just for her own good that she must die. The rest of the story is a surprise:) and a cupcakes crossover. Feedback and ratings are appreciated. If you want another chapter or two just leave a comment and ill get back to ya. Enjoy the story, piece.

Published 2013-01-24 11:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-24 11:50:01 UTC

Arrival in Equestria

As soon as I wake up and arise from my bed, I stub my toe."AWWW SHIT!!! FUCK YOU BED!!!!" I shouted as I punch at my wooden bed frame.
Yeah, I usually punch anything if it pisses me off or injures me.As I wake myself up in cold water, I go to make my coffee and get ready for work, I notice something very peculiar I find stunning, my computer was set up on omegle, which I power off every night before sleeping.
As I smoothly hop in the seat of the chair, I notice a stranger asking me if i could save Rainbow Dash from Pinkie pie in "cupcakes."
I quickly type: "What the fuck are you high on bro, there is no possible way I can instantly appear to a place that lives on t.v., get help lol"
He instantly replies with:"I have the power to send you:)
I reply with a:"dude, I bet you think you have the power but too much weed won't do it, thanks though" and disconnect,but, somehow the chat doesn't cut, and he tells me that i can't leave no matter what I try.
I believe this as i unplug my computer and the power was still running. "I can't fucking believe this, leave me alone!!" I type as my skin covers in goose bumps and a devastating drift of freezing air drills my spine in a rush. :"no, If you can't fucking believe, I'm sending you now:) have a nice life, this is what you get for lack of love and toleration /)"
My head starts spinning and darkness creeps in on me as I collapse to the ground unconscious and ascend into a colourful transformation I found very hard to picture into my mind.
"Wow, this can't be true, can it??" I am obliterated by darkness to a bright amusing and creative world that has put my attention span to a dangerous feeling I find pleasureful as I am focused on this fascinating world.
I pinch myself several times jumping to the conclusion that I am most certainly not dreaming.
Then, as my mouth is dropped open by disbelief, I start to hear the my little pony theme song as I am creeping closer to equestria without walking.
As I sing along to the amazing opening of my show, the end comes, and I find myself in ponyville a mile from applejack's apple farm. I just can't wait to explore the place in person.

Meeting Dash

When I got about half-way to Ponyville, I spotted a grounded flying training course for pegasi,which I never knew about and that's where I found the most beautiful sight my eyes couldn't intake, Rainbow Dash. It was her; she was my everything, she could easily eat my soul since I'd give it to something this beautiful. My heart skipped beats and I found myself jumping up and down not hesitating to meet the mare I've always dreamed of.
As the pony spots me, alarmed with shock, she lowers herself on the grass and starts charging furiously towards me, enlightened with rage. Doesn't look too good in my perspective
When she reaches several meters away from my standing point, she jumps leg first aimed for my chest. I quickly turn around and try to dodge the outrageous mare's incoming attack, but instead I get bucked with great force from her hind legs on my backside that sends me several feet from my last position. While I'm on the ground completely shocked and winded, I lift my shirt up to notice a huge bruise imprinted right below my spine, oh god this hurts. "OWWW FUCK FUCK FUCK, WHY YOU DO THAT!! OH FUCK MY BACK STINGS!!" I yell at the pony, crippled for moments, then I step back on my feet, brushing any excess dirt that is stinking on my shirt. Then I look at the confused pony, the pony seems shocked, but she tends to finally speak up. Pumped up with adrenaline and raining sweat as I peer through the window, I see rainbow dash unconscious as Pinkie is dragging her down to the ingredient cellar. The door is locked, so I have to find an advanced way to get into the locked store. It'll draw to much attention to break the glass or call for help because Pinkie might kill her faster. I can picture Pinkie gouging out Rainbow's insides and cutting her up, but with me here, let's just say Pinkie will wish she never did this to my Dashie.

Dragged Into Trouble

I sit there thinking on what to do, since this is a huge problem only I could fix. I can't handle my Dashie being assassinated by that pink bitch. Then I remember, equestria never had alarm installments or any other technically advanced shit, not very updated technology except for magic and wings.
I go on a search for some kind of toothpick shaped stick to lock pick the store, then I find something that could be useful. "Sweet but ironic, a fucking key hanging on the window, wow." I start chuckling to myself since this retarded moment came up as I slide the key into the lock and twist. Swing goes the door as I creep in with my tip toes.
I found the basement, so I start exploring the cellar as corpse rotting fills my nose. "Aww shit" I whisper. "She's... gone." I break down to a sob, then ends quickly in tears as I sit there crying and rolling on the floor. Then I sadly stroll up from the ground and walk away
. Then I remember, its part of the story that there already was dead ponies, but I agree sadly with the fact that she's gone since I'm late enough, should've ran the whole way..Suddenly I hear a voice behind me as I back down in defeat. "HEEELLLOOOO" Pinkie pie's voice fills my ears, then I turn around in confusion as I start leaving the cellar. Then, I started choking, I looked down and noticed a piece of rope choking me off as I struggle furiously for air, it was no use, so I passed out.

Chapter 6 Evading Death's Grasp

As I ache fully awake in a dimly lit room, I rub my sore yet strangled neck in pity. I look to the left, then to the right, there she is. "RAINBOW DASH!!!" I shout as I shake away from the chains unnoticed being held back to give her a hug, but I can't."What the fuck?" I look down and up to the chains that hold me up, all four of my limbs acquiring one chain to lift each. "The fucks going on?? OH MY GOD THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING REAL, IT CAN'T BE!!!
Rainbow Dash just sobs and stare.I try to jerk the chains out of the wall but I'm chained too damn good. Then, out of nowhere Pinkie comes out." YAY!!!! TWO FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH!! NOW I HAVE TWO FRIENDS!! isn't this great!!?? Pinkie excitedly jumped around, wanting to kill us in the worst possible way."Awwww, you sick bitch!! untie us you pink fucking idiot!!"I shouted at her, she just looks at me with that"you shouldn't have said that" kind of look."How aboouuuuttt, no. hehehe!!!!" Pinkie shouted as she swiftly hopped towards her toolbox. "Lets see what we have in here, OH YAY!! HERE IT IS!!" My mouth dropped open in shock when she draws out a black-handled switchblade. "Whaa---- what the fuck? where the hell did you get that?"I ask in confusion. "I bought this in manehatten, or, killed the person that owned it, hehehe!! Now, enough with the chit-chat, time to play!" Pinkie explained. She crept up to rainbow and quickly started hacking at her cutie mark, Dashie just screamed out horrible gasps of pain. A tear ran down my cheek while I'm thinking how to fix this and rid myself and dash from the pain. Pinkie finishes cutting one of the cutie marks off and tries to feed me the pony flesh. "FUCK OFF BITCH!!!" I yelled when she quickly throws the flesh on the ground. "OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT." She dives toward her toolbox and rips out a small club. She quickly sprinted towards me and smacked me several times in the face. OH MY GODD!!! THIS FUCKING HURTS!! PLEASE STOP!!" I plead when she finally backs off. "Had enough?" she asks. I purposely spit directly into her face when she turned to me. "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! she takes the club and accidentally smashes one of the rusty chains holding up my right hand. My hand, is free!!! I thought as I started punching the chains breaking free. "OH NO YOU AREN'T". Pinkie quickly smashed the club against me and the force of the impact broke the chains holding up my legs, I was completely out of the rusty metal I was chained up in. I push her back and she gets hold of another sharp object that seemed to be an axe. She swings the axe at my legs when I jumped at the right time and completely dodged the blade. Finally, I bolted directly through the door and evaded the horrible place. At that moment I almost forgot about her, Dashie, I must go back and get her, and rid the Pink bitch guarding this gory society. I quickly sprung back into sugarcube corner's basement and find Pinkie about to stab Rainbow Dash. I need to find, a weapon of some sort, but where? I thought. Then something shiny caught my attention. A metal bar sitting right where I need it. I swiftly take the bar and furiously chuck it with all my might towards the pink mare, then the knife knocks right out of her hoof and she collapses. Instantly, I make a run for the cyan pony, then tear the chains off in no hesitation, carry her over my back. While I was getting ready to leave, Pinkie Pie gets back up and kicks me, sending me flying into a near-by wall. I was in serious pain, but quickly sprung back up on my feet and grabbed a knife, she had one too. "YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE" She yells and charges at me with the knife, she was pretty quick when I looked down only to see that the knife was in my chest. I collapsed as Dashie grabs the knife I had in my chest and stabbed Pinkie in the heart, killing the horrible pony on the spot. I smiled in severe pain, then slightly closed my eyes when Dash peered upon me laying on the ground, she started shaking me, knowing that I was near death. She started crying and thanking me for my help. I went to my energy's full extent, and fell unconscious. Darkness starts surrounding me. "Where am I, am I dead?" I asked in frustration. A voice comes out of nowhere. "No, you did something very important not very many could do, you've completed your task, now, do you want to stay in this place as a reward, or come back to reality and your shitty life?"The voice told me. "I'll stay" I whispered delightedly. I'll stay and keep her safe." "Thank you sooo much!!! for saving her!! your amazing." I chuckled. "It wasn't easy." I awoke inside a hospital, rainbow standing before me. "YOUR OKAY!!!! OH THANK YOU THANK YOU" Dashie shouted in excitement as she bolted to my bed and hugged me tightly. hehe!!It's fine. No, really, if it wasn't for you... I'd be dead. She hugged me more and more, tears flying out of her eyes. She was very thankful for me to be there, to save her. I started crying too while hugging her. "You can stay at my place" she smiled. I think I'll like living here, a lot. We hung out all day talking, expressing ourselves, and enjoying each others company. When the day was over, and the sun was nowhere in sight, she flew me up to her place. "Here it is, you like?" she asked as I was making a small bed on the floor. "Yes, I like alot." I smiled back at her. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Im gonna sleep on the floor, I'll leave you alone." "Naaa its alright, come sleep with me, I don't mind." I embarrassingly got up. Sure. As I laid next to her, she threw my arm over her side, and fell asleep. I thought it was a little weird at first, but since I'm here for her, I don't mind. I just cuddled up with her and thought about how good life was now, and I dozed off to sleep.

Introduction

As everyday of my worthless years pass by,I have always had a not so great, but mostly shitty life I guess I could describe it as.
All my years I've never accomplished anything important in my life but these are the daily phases I have to live with as a catastrophe;work, eat, watch my little pony, and, talk to my brony friends.
My life isn't really that bad since I have a laptop with my favorite t.v. show and favorite music which is whatever that comes up on the show, and I still have to pay the goddamn bills I don't think I can afford since my job is doing fucking dishes at a deadbeat restaurant.
It really feels like My little pony is life to me, ever since that first episode; I couldn't resist concluding it's everything to me, the ponies and their conflict I find fascinating, their bright, beautiful eyes and, of course, the wicked animation.
Rainbow Dash was my favorite of them all, the cutest as I like to call her Dashie, her beautiful voice and fantastic appearance I'd love to live with this mare in my life.Nothing exciting EVER happens in this particular state I like to call "Canada". .
It would definitely not be a world with much colour or magical existence like equestria, but i think you already know this.
Not as much danger does equestria have compared to this place aka Earth.
I also read that ridiculously sad story named My little dashie, which I cried like a bitch when reading it.

Approaching cloudsdale

I walk along the grass as I inspect and fall in love with the beautiful scenery and sweet smelling aroma in the air that fills my nostrils with delight.
"ahhhh!!" I sigh with relaxation as I stroll along the lovely green grass that is greatly spread on the ground.
The grass looks good to eat since I'm a little hungry, so I rip a handful out of the ground and chew furiously, then vomit. I needed food at this moment.
I carry on with my walk as I spot a chicken. "mmmmm! looks good enough to eat!" Except it wasn't a normal chicken, it had glowing red eyes, a cockatrice?
I keep my eyes away from the chicken with tail as i crept up to it, then snatched it violently and before it could look into my eyes, i picked up a sharp rock and decapitated the little critter before it could turn me to stone.
I was trying to find a better way to eat it since it smelled nasty after gutting it, so I remembered the lighter I had in my pocket, and some tree bark I tore off of a branch. I sat there and cooked it, then took a few bites, didn't taste too bad but could've used some sauce.
Then I hid the dead chicken's guts in a haystack. All of a sudden out of nowhere a mean, vicious manticore jumps out of the bushes looking for a fight.ROAR!!!! It charged at me and put a huge claw mark on my arm that bled intensely, then I sprinted away looking for a weapon.
I think fast on what to do as I spot a huge stick that I thought would make an excellent spear. I quickly sharpen the end of it and as the lion charges at me I take the spear and stab its eye penetrating into it's brain which was a pretty good shot since I blindly dropped the beast,then, it collapsed dead."OHHH SHIT, How am I supposed to hide something this big!!"I thought as I looked for a spot.
I just decided to dig a hole and stick it in, good enough. I'm having a great time so far in equestria trying not to get killed! My energy is already regained so I just make my way to ponyville.
As I start venturing the glorious sights I'm discovering from the show, I almost forgot about Dashie. the second I remembered, I started jogging in a random direction hoping to get to cloudsdale and skip ponyville so I dont get caught by Twilight or something, which I'm not ready for. I guess I'll just wait in between these locations; Sugarcube corner and Cloudsdale.