Edit: Get ready for a re-write. Hooray!

My name is Jake. Jake Bailey. I was 16, almost 17 and living with my best friend. He was a year older than me and we were living the life. The cheap life that is. Regardless of how crappy our living conditions were, we made the best of it, and it was awesome. That is of course, until I changed. Life threw me for the ultimate loop and I was never the same. That isn't to say it was a purely negative change, but it was difficult to… adapt. My memory, now impeccable, I will tell you the story of how I came to be the princess of the day.