The Creatures Go To Equestria

James opened his eyes only to find that his vision was blurry.

"Ugh..." He groaned. "What happened?"

His vision improved eventually, so now he could see the new environment that he lay in.

It seemed to be a small room, with wooden walls, and a rather low ceiling. He also noted the large shelf, filled with what seemed like hundreds of books that cast a large shadow over him

Suddenly, he heard a voice.

"Spike, could you get me my quill from my study?"

"Sure thing, Twilight."

Spike, Twilight? Just what kind of place did he go to?

James heard the sound of foot steps coming down stairs, getting ever closer to its objective

He thought fast, he had to find someplace to hide from the unknown voice

Suddenly, the door swung open, and he was greeted by a small, lizard-like creature staring at him.

They stared at each other before the lizard made the first move by screaming as loud as he could.

"Shhhhhh!" James cried as he tried to sooth the creature.

After thirty seconds, he couldn't help but give in to his angry side.

"Shut up!" James screamed as he brought his fist down hard on the creature's jaw.

The creature flew across the room and into the bookshelf, knocking a few books down in the process.

The room was silent again.

"Oh shit!" He whispered. "I think I killed him!"

He heard the same female voice from before, this time behind the door.

"Spike, are you okay?"

Seamus opened his eyes but he instantly regretted it, as the room was a bright white. He got up and looked around, realizing that the room seemed to be made entirely out of some sort of cotton.

"What the..." He looked down at his feet to see that he was actually standing on the cotton.

He turned and saw that there was a door on the far side of the room.

He ran towards the door and stepped outside, only to look down and see that he seemed to be hundreds of feet in the air, and that he was not standing on cotton, but he was standing on real clouds.

"What the fu-"

He was interrupted when he saw a rainbow blur fly at him at enormous speed and hit him in the stomach with incredible force.

He wrestled with his attacker, only to feel more pain as it punched him in the face multiple times, kneed him in the groin, and judo flipped him on the floor.

He let out a long groan of pain.

His attacker leaped onto him, letting him see that it wasn't even a human, but some kind of weird colored horse with rainbow hair.

"Who are you!?" It said.

"I-I swear, I'm just some kid who plays video games on the internet!"

"Oh so your making up words are you." the unknown horse delivered a powerful hoof across the face causing him to scream some more.

"Look, I don't know whats going on," Seamus replied. "I was just sitting at home, playing games, and now I'm hundreds of feet in the air, sitting on a cloud, and getting interrogated by a talking rainbow pony!"

The pony looked confused.

"Wait, seeing ponies isn't normal for you?" It asked.

"No, it's completely normal to get my ass kicked by a talking pony." Seamus sarcastically remarked.

"So...you've been here before?"

Seamus face-palmed himself. "You know, sarcasm?"

This confused the pony even more. "Huh, I'll have to ask Twilight about that word."

"You actually know someone who's name is Twilight?

"Sure do, and what's a someone?"

Seamus twitched one eye. "This is a dream, isn't it?"

"Hey," The pony retorted. "You think this isn't weird for me? I was just flying home, and some giant gorilla wearing clothes is in my living room! How do you think I feel?"

Seamus tried to think of some kind of witty remark, but came up with nothing.

"Look," He sighed. "Alright, can you take me to someone you know that can tell me whats going on ?"

The pony smiled. "Sure thing, and stop saying someone. It's weird."

"Thanks. My name's Seamus, by the way. What's yours?"

"I'm Rainbow Dash."

Seamus felt like he had reached a new low when he heard that name.

"Okay, lead the way...Rainbow Dash."

Sly slowly opened his eyes to find himself lying on some kind of couch, wrapped in a blanket. He looked around the room to find that he was in a rather cozy cottage that was quite warm. However, he knew that he couldn't stay for long, he had to find help and see what had happened. He heard the door open from across the room. He adjusted his eyes to see a small, yellow-colored pony walk into the room.

"Where am I?" Sly mumbled.

To his surprise, the pony gasped and scurried over to the sofa he was lying on.

"You...you talk?" It asked.

Sly's eyes grew wide. "And you talk?"

"Well, yes. Why wouldn't I?"

"Well, you're a fucking horse!"

The pony looked confused. "What does 'fucking' mean?"

Sly shook his head. "No,no,no,no, this cannot be happening!"

The pony laughed. "Oh, calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you."

"No! I gotta get out of here! Get me out of this place!"

"Please, calm dow-"

"Someone help! Some crazy horse has got me trapped here! Hel-"

Sly's screaming was interrupted when he looked back into the pony's eyes, which were now staring intently at him, and not moving. As the eyes gazed at him, he felt strange, as if the pony was staring directly into his soul. Whatever she was doing, she meant business.

"Calm down now." The pony said, her eyes still locked on him.

"Y-yes ma'am." He replied.

Finally, the pony looked away. "Good. Now, why don't you tell me a little about yourself. What is your name?"

Sly cleared his throat. "My name's Eddie, but I prefer Sly."

"Nice to meet you, Sly. I'm Fluttershy."

"Fluttershy? You don't seem that shy."

"Oh, I'm only shy around other ponies, but I love animals."

Other ponies? Had he been transported to some place entirely populated by ponies?

Sly tried to remain as calm as possible. "Look, can you just take me to someone you know who can tell me what's going on?"

Fluttershy smiled. "Of course, Twilight would know what's going on."

"Good, then please take me there."

Dan awoke in a dim lit dark and dank place and he felt like he was laying on bed of rocks. He looked down, and of course, that was exactly the case.

"Ugh..." He groaned.

He looked around. He seemed to be in a small clearing.

"Hello?" He called.

He slowly got up and walked around. No one seemed to be here except him. He found a small pathway leading out of the clearing, and decided to follow it. As he walked, he noticed that, obviously, he was in some kind of forest. What was strange, however, was that everything seemed to be a bit smaller. The bushes, the trees, and even the boulders seemed smaller. Suddenly, he heard footsteps. He crouched down behind a bush, and looked to the source of the sound. Ahead, a zebra walked slowly down the path.

What's a zebra doing in the forest? Dan thought.

He kept following it down the path, and deep into the forest until it stopped at a small hut.

It's master probably lives there, He thought. Maybe I can get some help.

He watched as the zebra opened the door and walked inside. He quickly walked up to the house and looked through the window.

To his surprise, there was no master there. He watched as the zebra took out things from the pantry with it's mouth and poured them into a large cauldron.

Dan watched intently as it kept pouring more ingredients into the cauldron, and mixed it together with a large spoon. He was amazed at how intelligent this creature was. The zebra walked outside again and back into the forest. He was extremely confused.

The four friends may have been separated, but they all shared the same strange problem, and one single question.

"Where the hell am I?"