The Creatures Go To Equestria

Immortal stared at his blank computer screen.

"Seamus? Sly?"

His two friends had left the game without a trace.

Damn connection problems... He thought.

He rebooted his computer only to find that his two friends weren't even online.

"Well, this sucks." He said out loud.

"Indeed."

Immortal screamed and jumped out of his chair.

"Who's there!?" He called out.

He turned around to see that he was confronted with a large dark blue horse, and screamed again.

"Calm yourself!" It declared in a booming voice.

He stopped screaming. "W-what do you want?"

"I only wish to talk."

"You only wanna talk, huh!? Then why the fuck did you break into my house!?"

"My sister was right, you humans are cowards." The horse said.

"We humans? What? Are you starting the evil horse uprising?"

The horse smacked him across the face with a hoof.

"What is My Little Pony!?"

"What?"

Another smack. "I said, what is My Little Pony!?"

"I-it's a brand of dolls for little girls!"

Yet another smack across the face. "There's more to it than that!"

"Th-there's a show, a-and grown men watch it, even though it's made for girls!"

At this point Immortal had a bloody nose.

The horse smiled. "Good. Was that hard?"

Immortal was sobbing on the floor.

"What is your name?" It asked. "I'm Luna."

Immortal slowly got up. "A-Aleks, but I prefer Immortal..."

Luna opened a portal out of thin air that showed a larger white horse on the other side.

"Celestia, I have the information we seek." Luna said

"Good. Tell me now." Celestia replied.

"Apparently our kind is both a brand of children's toys and a television show, both made for younger girls. However, it seems that the television show has attracted older men."

Celestia nodded. "Strange. This might be connected as to why these humans have appeared in Equestria. Continue your research, and be mindful not to be caught. We ponies are not exactly normal to humans. Good Luck."

The portal disappeared.

Luna looked at Immortal. "Tell me, do you know any humans by the names of James, Seamus, and Sly?"

Immortal slowly nodded. "Yeah, but before I say anything, I want to know what the hell is going on."

Luna looked at him with seriousness in her eyes. "Your friends are in great danger, and if you do not help me, they may never be seen again."

Immortal looked at her as if she was crazy. "Me, help The Creatures? I'm not really the type of guy to do that on my own."

"You will not be alone, for you must find three others that will help you on your journey." Luna produced a scroll from thin air and handed it to him.

"What's this?" Immortal asked.

"A list of the ones who my sister and I have chosen for...special purposes."

"Like what?"

"You will learn when you gather the rest."

Immortal looked over the list, and of course, it was very cryptic, as they were just pictures.

A strange, deformed mouse. Some kind of doll wearing a white shirt. A bear.

"What's all this supposed to mean?"

"Take a closer look at the pictures."

Immortal took another look, this time noticing something familiar. "The pictures, they're the avatars of other commentators."

"Smart." Luna said.

"So you expect me to just walk to New York, England, and California?"

"Of course not," Luna said. "I can just use my teleportation spell."

"Teleportation spell?" Asked Immortal

"Oh yes," Replied Luna. "I forgot humans don't use magic"

"Magic?" Immortal asked, amazed.

Luna looked at the clock. "We should get going. We are losing time by the second."

"Right now?" Immortal shook his head. "If we're going on a big trip, I've got to prepare. I can't just leave randomly."

Luna sighed. "Very well, but hurry. Your friends are not safe in Equestria."

An hour later, Immortal walked back into the room with multiple bags and wearing a strange mask.

Luna shook her head. "What is that on your face?"

"It's my Optimus Prime mask," Immortal replied. "I take it with me whenever I go on an adventure."

Luna sighed. "If that is what pleases you. Anyways, where are we headed first?"

"I think we should head to New York first, since it's the closest."

"If that is what you wish. Are you ready to go?" Asked Luna.

"Wait, I should probably call Chilled first." Immortal replied

Luna groaned. "Do you not understand that time is of the essence!?"

"Calm down! This will only take a second."

"It better."

Immortal logged on to Skype and dialed Chilled. No answer. Immortal settled for sending him an e-mail.

"Okay, let's go." He said.

"Finally! Okay, just hold on tight."

The two figures disappeared in a large flash of light.

A man sat in a chair behind a desk, congratulating himself on a job well done.

"So, the princess of the night and the dimwitted guitar player have set out on a little adventure, have they? Good, now this will get fun."

He looked into his computer monitor, which had a clear video feed that showed three very confused men sitting in a library.

"I hope we get home soon. I've got a lot of stuff to do."

"Yeah, these bright colors are starting to hurt my eyes."

"See Creatures, this is what you get for taking my property. This is what you get for all those years you stole my fame. This is what you get for complaining to me all the time!"

He was interrupted when his phone rang.

"Yes?"

"The man you hired is waiting for you."

"Good, send him up."

The man watched as a tall skinny young man walked through the door.

"Ah, good. You have arrived. "

"Yes sir."

"Now, we share a common enemy with the creatures, do we not?"

"Yes, we do."

"Good. Me and you can...form a sort of alliance, I guess. All you have to do is work for me."

"An alliance...to destroy The Creatures? Pretty ambitious."

"Ambitious? I have already taken care of The Creatures. All you have to do is stop them from being saved."

"Stop them from being saved?"

"Yes. Their allies have started forming a team to save them. You need to kill them."

"What's in it for me?"

"For one, the downfall of The Creatures. Also, this."

The man pulled a large briefcase from under his desk and opened it, revealing a large amount of hundred dollar bills.

"Convincing enough?" The man asked.

"Very well," The boy replied. "I'm in."

"Good. Now how do I know you will succeed?"

"Trust me, The Bro Army never fails."