The Creatures Go To Equestria

by Scratch Board

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Comedy
Length: 5762

Four of everyones favorite gaming youtubers get transported to Equestria.

After a strange occurrence with their recording equipment, James, Dan, Seamus, and Sly of The Creatures are transported to to the magical land of Equestria! How will they react? How will the ponies react? Will they be able to keep themselves from driving each other insane? Find out all this and more in The Creatures Go To Equestria!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-28 06:25:34 UTC

The Occurrence (Prologue)

It was a normal day in The Creature House, which meant loud screaming emitted from every room.

"Dammit Spoon!" James screamed loudly.

Spoon giggled as he killed his best friend in a game they enjoyed playing together, Trouble In Terrorist Town.

Meanwhile, in the other room an equal amount of screaming came from the man known as Seamus. who was getting quite annoyed at his friend's driving skills in the game Borderlands 2.

"Just let me drive!" Seamus screamed.

"Wait! Wait! I can do this!" Immortal replied.

All the while, the man known as Sly laughed hysterically while his friends argued.

Suddenly, throughout the entire house, the power unexpectedly shut off.

"Dan," James screamed across the hall. "Were you messing with the power again?"

The large bearded man stepped out of his room. "No, not after last time." He shuddered.

The first thing Seamus thought of when the power went off was his cat. But he turned to see her peacefully sleeping in her bed.

Meanwhile, back in Pennsylvania,  Elsewhere, back in Pennsylvania, Sly was dealing with the same problem. He looked at his power box to surprisingly see nothing wrong

"Huh," He started. "That's wei-"

He could not finish his sentence before he was engulfed in a large purple light and disappeared.

Dan and James kept arguing.

"Don't lie, we all know you did it!"

"I swear, it wasn't me!"

Seamus, tired of hearing his friends arguing, stormed out of the room to confront them.

"If you two shut up and stop arguing, we can see what's wro-"

He couldn't finish his sentence before he was engulfed in a large purple light and disappeared.

James and Dan stood, staring dumbfounded at the spot where Seamus once was.

They slowly backed up and turned to run before the light took them too.

The Awakening

James opened his eyes only to find that his vision was blurry.

"Ugh..." He groaned. "What happened?"

His vision improved eventually, so now he could see the new environment that he lay in.

It seemed to be a small room, with wooden walls, and a rather low ceiling. He also noted the large shelf, filled with what seemed like hundreds of books that cast a large shadow over him

Suddenly, he heard a voice.

"Spike, could you get me my quill from my study?"

"Sure thing, Twilight."

Spike, Twilight? Just what kind of place did he go to?

James heard the sound of foot steps coming down stairs, getting ever closer to its objective

He thought fast, he had to find someplace to hide from the unknown voice

Suddenly, the door swung open, and he was greeted by a small, lizard-like creature staring at him.

They stared at each other before the lizard made the first move by screaming as loud as he could.

"Shhhhhh!" James cried as he tried to sooth the creature.

After thirty seconds, he couldn't help but give in to his angry side.

"Shut up!" James screamed as he brought his fist down hard on the creature's jaw.

The creature flew across the room and into the bookshelf, knocking a few books down in the process.

The room was silent again.

"Oh shit!" He whispered. "I think I killed him!"

He heard the same female voice from before, this time behind the door.

"Spike, are you okay?"

Seamus opened his eyes but he instantly regretted it, as the room was a bright white. He got up and looked around, realizing that the room seemed to be made entirely out of some sort of cotton.

"What the..." He looked down at his feet to see that he was actually standing on the cotton.

He turned and saw that there was a door on the far side of the room.

He ran towards the door and stepped outside, only to look down and see that he seemed to be hundreds of feet in the air, and that he was not standing on cotton, but he was standing on real clouds.

"What the fu-"

He was interrupted when he saw a rainbow blur fly at him at enormous speed and hit him in the stomach with incredible force.

He wrestled with his attacker, only to feel more pain as it punched him in the face multiple times, kneed him in the groin, and judo flipped him on the floor.

He let out a long groan of pain.

His attacker leaped onto him, letting him see that it wasn't even a human, but some kind of weird colored horse with rainbow hair.

"Who are you!?" It said.

"I-I swear, I'm just some kid who plays video games on the internet!"

"Oh so your making up words are you." the unknown horse delivered a powerful hoof across the face causing him to scream some more.

"Look, I don't know whats going on," Seamus replied. "I was just sitting at home, playing games, and now I'm hundreds of feet in the air, sitting on a cloud, and getting interrogated by a talking rainbow pony!"

The pony looked confused.

"Wait, seeing ponies isn't normal for you?" It asked.

"No, it's completely normal to get my ass kicked by a talking pony." Seamus sarcastically remarked.

"So...you've been here before?"

Seamus face-palmed himself. "You know, sarcasm?"

This confused the pony even more. "Huh, I'll have to ask Twilight about that word."

"You actually know someone who's name is Twilight?

"Sure do, and what's a someone?"

Seamus twitched one eye. "This is a dream, isn't it?"

"Hey," The pony retorted. "You think this isn't weird for me? I was just flying home, and some giant gorilla wearing clothes is in my living room! How do you think I feel?"

Seamus tried to think of some kind of witty remark, but came up with nothing.

"Look," He sighed. "Alright, can you take me to someone you know that can tell me whats going on ?"

The pony smiled. "Sure thing, and stop saying someone. It's weird."

"Thanks. My name's Seamus, by the way. What's yours?"

"I'm Rainbow Dash."

Seamus felt like he had reached a new low when he heard that name.

"Okay, lead the way...Rainbow Dash."

Sly slowly opened his eyes to find himself lying on some kind of couch, wrapped in a blanket. He looked around the room to find that he was in a rather cozy cottage that was quite warm. However, he knew that he couldn't stay for long, he had to find help and see what had happened. He heard the door open from across the room. He adjusted his eyes to see a small, yellow-colored pony walk into the room.

"Where am I?" Sly mumbled.

To his surprise, the pony gasped and scurried over to the sofa he was lying on.

"You...you talk?" It asked.

Sly's eyes grew wide. "And you talk?"

"Well, yes. Why wouldn't I?"

"Well, you're a fucking horse!"

The pony looked confused. "What does 'fucking' mean?"

Sly shook his head. "No,no,no,no, this cannot be happening!"

The pony laughed. "Oh, calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you."

"No! I gotta get out of here! Get me out of this place!"

"Please, calm dow-"

"Someone help! Some crazy horse has got me trapped here! Hel-"

Sly's screaming was interrupted when he looked back into the pony's eyes, which were now staring intently at him, and not moving. As the eyes gazed at him, he felt strange, as if the pony was staring directly into his soul. Whatever she was doing, she meant business.

"Calm down now." The pony said, her eyes still locked on him.

"Y-yes ma'am." He replied.

Finally, the pony looked away. "Good. Now, why don't you tell me a little about yourself. What is your name?"

Sly cleared his throat. "My name's Eddie, but I prefer Sly."

"Nice to meet you, Sly. I'm Fluttershy."

"Fluttershy? You don't seem that shy."

"Oh, I'm only shy around other ponies, but I love animals."

Other ponies? Had he been transported to some place entirely populated by ponies?

Sly tried to remain as calm as possible. "Look, can you just take me to someone you know who can tell me what's going on?"

Fluttershy smiled. "Of course, Twilight would know what's going on."

"Good, then please take me there."

Dan awoke in a dim lit dark and dank place and he felt like he was laying on bed of rocks. He looked down, and of course, that was exactly the case.

"Ugh..." He groaned.

He looked around. He seemed to be in a small clearing.

"Hello?" He called.

He slowly got up and walked around. No one seemed to be here except him. He found a small pathway leading out of the clearing, and decided to follow it. As he walked, he noticed that, obviously, he was in some kind of forest. What was strange, however, was that everything seemed to be a bit smaller. The bushes, the trees, and even the boulders seemed smaller. Suddenly, he heard footsteps. He crouched down behind a bush, and looked to the source of the sound. Ahead, a zebra walked slowly down the path.

What's a zebra doing in the forest? Dan thought.

He kept following it down the path, and deep into the forest until it stopped at a small hut.

It's master probably lives there, He thought. Maybe I can get some help.

He watched as the zebra opened the door and walked inside. He quickly walked up to the house and looked through the window.

To his surprise, there was no master there. He watched as the zebra took out things from the pantry with it's mouth and poured them into a large cauldron.

Dan watched intently as it kept pouring more ingredients into the cauldron, and mixed it together with a large spoon. He was amazed at how intelligent this creature was. The zebra walked outside again and back into the forest. He was extremely confused.

The four friends may have been separated, but they all shared the same strange problem, and one single question.

"Where the hell am I?"

The Meetup

Seamus looked around the colorful town. It was strange everything was colorful, and seemed to have a outline on it like a cartoon of some sort.

Rainbow stopped in front of a large tree.

Well here we are"  She said. "Twilight's library."

Seamus looked at the large structure before him.

"It's a tree?" He asked. "Isn't that a little dangerous in, you know, thunderstorms?"

"You would think," Rainbow replied. "But she did some egghead sciencey stuff to make that not a problem."

A loud crash was heard from the tree.

"And stay out!"

James fell from the second story window.

"Oh hey James, good to see you're doing well." Seamus snorted.

"Fuck...you..." James mumbled.

"You know this guy?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah, he's one of my friends from back home." Seamus replied.

James slowly got up. "Seamus? Where the hell have you been, man!?"

"I was in...what did you call it?" He asked Rainbow.

"Cloudsdale."

"What she said."

"Wait a minute," Said James. "Cloudsdale? What, is it made out of clouds?"

Seamus scratched his head nervously. "Uh, yeah, it kinda is, and it's five thousand feet in the air. Luckily, Rainbow here brought me down to the surface."

"For the record, I'm never letting you ride on me again." Rainbow said.

"And you actually made friends with that thing!?"

"Sure did, she's actually pretty cool when you get used to her," Said Seamus. "What have you been doing?"

"What does it look like!?" James replied. "I woke up, punched a lizard, and got thrown out of the window by a purple horse!

"Calm down," Seamus remarked. "I'm just as freaked out and confused as you are."

A yellow pony walked up behind them.

"Hey Fluttershy," Said Rainbow. "What are you doing here?"

Fluttershy looked at the two tall creatures who stood with Rainbow.

"Oh, my." She whispered.

"What?" Asked Rainbow.

"There's more of them?"

"More what?"

Just then, another human walked up from behind Fluttershy.

"Sly?" Said Seamus. "When did you get here?"

"I was just about to ask you the same question..." Sly replied.

James scratched his head. "So, we have me, Seamus, and Sly, but where's Dan?"

Seamus shrugged. "He'll turn up eventually."

Rainbow looked confused. "Did you all come here together?"

"Well," Said Seamus. "Me and James and our friend Dan came together, but I don't know how Sly got here."

Rainbow shook her head. "We'll just see what Twilight says."

Rainbow and the others walked up to the door of the large tree, and knocked.

"She'll know whats going on..." Rainbow said.

The same small lizard from before answered the door, this time holding an ice pack on his head.

"Hey Rainbow," He said. He looked at James. "Ahh! Please don't hurt me!"

"Calm down, I'm not gonna punch you again." James said.

The lizard calmed down and cleared his throat. "Rainbow, what do you and your weird friends want?"

"We just need to talk to Twilight." Rainbow said.

The lizard sighed and let him in.

Seamus looked around the house. "Nice place you got here..."

The five were led into a large open space with several bookshelves lining the walls.

"So this place is a library?" James asked.

Rainbow looked behind her "Sure is, although I don't come here much. Only for one series"

She handed James a book with a picture of a dark yellow pony with a broken wing and a hat on the cover.

"Daring Do and The Quest for The Sapphire Stone," He read. "Looks a lot like Indiana Jones."

"Who?" Rainbow asked.

Just then, a dark purple pony walked into the room, and glared at James. "I thought I told you to stay out."

James hid behind Rainbow. "It's okay! Your friend sent me this time!"

The other two humans walked up.

"There's more of you!?" The pony asked. "What in Equestria is going on?"

"Hey, I'm just as confused as you are." Seamus snorted.

She walked over to the bookshelf and began levitating books off of it. "I'd better do some research on strange creatures, because I've never seen talking gorillas with clothes before."

"And I've never seen talking ponies that could fly and use magic before." Seamus remarked.

The pony glared at him. "Good, then we have the same problem."

"Smart ass..." Seamus mumbled

"Why thank you, although I look nothing like a donkey."

Seamus sighed and shook his head.

"Your friend says that you know how to get us back," Sly started. "So how do we?"

"Well, for a start, where did you guys live before you came here?"

"Easy," James said. "Littleton, Colorado."

The pony looked confused. "Country?"

"The United States."

"Continent?"

"North America."

"Planet?"

"Earth."

The pony thought for a second. "Uh...galaxy?"

"Okay!" James exclaimed. "We're obviously a long way from home!"

The pony sighed. "You're right, I haven't heard of any of those places!" She face-hoofed herself.

Sly walked up to her. "Come on, don't be so hard on yourself."

She looked up. "Yeah, I guess you're right." She stood up and pulled out a quill and a scroll and began writing.

"What are you doing?" Seamus asked.

"Writing a letter from the princess," She replied. "She will definitely want to know about this."

After a few minutes, she completed the letter.

"Okay, that should do." She said.

"What did you write?" Seamus asked.

"Oh, I just told her about the situation we're having."

"So, what's your name?"

"Twilight Sparkle." She replied.

Seamus didn't bother, by now, he had gotten used to ridiculous names.

"So," Twilight said. "Let's go talk, shall we?"

Dear Princess Celestia,

There are three crazy animals in my home and I think they are going to kill me. Please help.

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

The Interlude

Immortal stared at his blank computer screen.

"Seamus? Sly?"

His two friends had left the game without a trace.

Damn connection problems... He thought.

He rebooted his computer only to find that his two friends weren't even online.

"Well, this sucks." He said out loud.

"Indeed."

Immortal screamed and jumped out of his chair.

"Who's there!?" He called out.

He turned around to see that he was confronted with a large dark blue horse, and screamed again.

"Calm yourself!" It declared in a booming voice.

He stopped screaming. "W-what do you want?"

"I only wish to talk."

"You only wanna talk, huh!? Then why the fuck did you break into my house!?"

"My sister was right, you humans are cowards." The horse said.

"We humans? What? Are you starting the evil horse uprising?"

The horse smacked him across the face with a hoof.

"What is My Little Pony!?"

"What?"

Another smack. "I said, what is My Little Pony!?"

"I-it's a brand of dolls for little girls!"

Yet another smack across the face. "There's more to it than that!"

"Th-there's a show, a-and grown men watch it, even though it's made for girls!"

At this point Immortal had a bloody nose.

The horse smiled. "Good. Was that hard?"

Immortal was sobbing on the floor.

"What is your name?" It asked. "I'm Luna."

Immortal slowly got up. "A-Aleks, but I prefer Immortal..."

Luna opened a portal out of thin air that showed a larger white horse on the other side.

"Celestia, I have the information we seek." Luna said

"Good. Tell me now." Celestia replied.

"Apparently our kind is both a brand of children's toys and a television show, both made for younger girls. However, it seems that the television show has attracted older men."

Celestia nodded. "Strange. This might be connected as to why these humans have appeared in Equestria. Continue your research, and be mindful not to be caught. We ponies are not exactly normal to humans. Good Luck."

The portal disappeared.

Luna looked at Immortal. "Tell me, do you know any humans by the names of James, Seamus, and Sly?"

Immortal slowly nodded. "Yeah, but before I say anything, I want to know what the hell is going on."

Luna looked at him with seriousness in her eyes. "Your friends are in great danger, and if you do not help me, they may never be seen again."

Immortal looked at her as if she was crazy. "Me, help The Creatures? I'm not really the type of guy to do that on my own."

"You will not be alone, for you must find three others that will help you on your journey." Luna produced a scroll from thin air and handed it to him.

"What's this?" Immortal asked.

"A list of the ones who my sister and I have chosen for...special purposes."

"Like what?"

"You will learn when you gather the rest."

Immortal looked over the list, and of course, it was very cryptic, as they were just pictures.

A strange, deformed mouse. Some kind of doll wearing a white shirt. A bear.

"What's all this supposed to mean?"

"Take a closer look at the pictures."

Immortal took another look, this time noticing something familiar. "The pictures, they're the avatars of other commentators."

"Smart." Luna said.

"So you expect me to just walk to New York, England, and California?"

"Of course not," Luna said. "I can just use my teleportation spell."

"Teleportation spell?" Asked Immortal

"Oh yes," Replied Luna. "I forgot humans don't use magic"

"Magic?" Immortal asked, amazed.

Luna looked at the clock. "We should get going. We are losing time by the second."

"Right now?" Immortal shook his head. "If we're going on a big trip, I've got to prepare. I can't just leave randomly."

Luna sighed. "Very well, but hurry. Your friends are not safe in Equestria."

An hour later, Immortal walked back into the room with multiple bags and wearing a strange mask.

Luna shook her head. "What is that on your face?"

"It's my Optimus Prime mask," Immortal replied. "I take it with me whenever I go on an adventure."

Luna sighed. "If that is what pleases you. Anyways, where are we headed first?"

"I think we should head to New York first, since it's the closest."

"If that is what you wish. Are you ready to go?" Asked Luna.

"Wait, I should probably call Chilled first." Immortal replied

Luna groaned. "Do you not understand that time is of the essence!?"

"Calm down! This will only take a second."

"It better."

Immortal logged on to Skype and dialed Chilled. No answer. Immortal settled for sending him an e-mail.

"Okay, let's go." He said.

"Finally! Okay, just hold on tight."

The two figures disappeared in a large flash of light.

A man sat in a chair behind a desk, congratulating himself on a job well done.

"So, the princess of the night and the dimwitted guitar player have set out on a little adventure, have they? Good, now this will get fun."

He looked into his computer monitor, which had a clear video feed that showed three very confused men sitting in a library.

"I hope we get home soon. I've got a lot of stuff to do."

"Yeah, these bright colors are starting to hurt my eyes."

"See Creatures, this is what you get for taking my property. This is what you get for all those years you stole my fame. This is what you get for complaining to me all the time!"

He was interrupted when his phone rang.

"Yes?"

"The man you hired is waiting for you."

"Good, send him up."

The man watched as a tall skinny young man walked through the door.

"Ah, good. You have arrived. "

"Yes sir."

"Now, we share a common enemy with the creatures, do we not?"

"Yes, we do."

"Good. Me and you can...form a sort of alliance, I guess. All you have to do is work for me."

"An alliance...to destroy The Creatures? Pretty ambitious."

"Ambitious? I have already taken care of The Creatures. All you have to do is stop them from being saved."

"Stop them from being saved?"

"Yes. Their allies have started forming a team to save them. You need to kill them."

"What's in it for me?"

"For one, the downfall of The Creatures. Also, this."

The man pulled a large briefcase from under his desk and opened it, revealing a large amount of hundred dollar bills.

"Convincing enough?" The man asked.

"Very well," The boy replied. "I'm in."

"Good. Now how do I know you will succeed?"

"Trust me, The Bro Army never fails."

The Goal

Twilight huddled in the corner of her bedroom with her assistant close at hand. "Come on princess, reply!"

Spike stood next to her, leaning slightly on a bookshelf. "Come on Twilight, they don't seem that dangerous."

"Are you kidding!? The one with the beard punched you, the pale one 'accidentally' dropped a book in a puddle, and the one with the glasses still keeps trying to steal things from me even though I caught him three times!"

"What do you expect, I'm Puerto Rican." Sly called from downstairs.

Twilight continued, "And Celestia knows what damage this 'Dan' fellow can cause."

Meanwhile, the three creatures downstairs chatted idly.

"Man, I sure hope we get home soon." Sly said.

"Yeah, these bright colors are starting to hurt my eyes." Seamus replied.

James paced around the room slowly.

"James, why are you pacing?" Seamus asked.

"I'm thinking," He replied, scratching his head. "How did we even get here? It's not like any of this is possible."

"That's actually a good point," Sly started. "None of this should be real, but here we are, sitting in a library shaped like a giant tree. It's obviously not a dream, and I don't remember taking any drugs, and if I did, they would have to be really strong."

"We'll just have to deal with it," Seamus said. "We're stuck here in a land of talking ponies with no explanation whatsoever, and we'll just have to get used to it."

"Yeah, but we're missing something something." James said.

"What?" asked Sly.

"Dan! Where the hell is he? We've been here for over five hours now and he still hasn't shown up. Aren't you getting worried?"

"Maybe he didn't come at all." Seamus suggested

"No, when we got taken here, Dan was with us. I saw it."

Sly put his hand on his friend's shoulder. "Don't worry, wherever he is, he's tough, and he'll make it."

At that moment, James could have sworn that he heard a faint cry for help from the forest to the west, but didn't mention it.

"I sure hope you're right."

"Someone help!" Dan cried as he flailed uselessly under a log that fell on him.

For hours, he had been wandering aimlessly through the large forest that he had been lost in until he had triggered some kind of trap that caused a log to fall on him.

Just then, he saw a silhouette walking towards him from the distance.

"Oh, thank god! Hey, over here!"

However, his hopes of rescue were crushed when he saw that it was just the same zebra from before.

Suddenly, a small needle flew into his arm.

"Ow! What the hell was that!?"

Instantly, he started feeling tired and sleepy.

"What...the..." Dan could not finish his sentence before he fell into a deep sleep.

Pleased with it's shot, the zebra walked up to the sleeping creature.

"Well here I am coming, back from the store, and here is a creature I have never seen before."

It came up to snoring mound and started pulling him back to her home.

Princess Celestia sat calmly in her throne room when a letter materialized out of thin air for her to read.

"Strange, Twilight doesn't usually send reports on this day of the week."

She opened the letter and started reading. Upon finishing, she let out a small laugh.

"So, The Creatures have met my student. Good to see they're making a name for themselves here in Equestria. The question still remains, however, who sent them here, and what was their reason?"

She got up and started looking through her bookshelf, and pulled out a rather dusty book, simply titled The History Of The Human Race.

This was one of her books that nopony knew about, not even Luna.

She opened it to a certain page that she had been studying.

The Elements Of Gaming.

She looked passed the title and started reading.

When the invention of video games came around, their creators knew his a secret power inside of the very first copy of the very first video game ever created.. It held the power to transport the user to any universe they chose, or send someone else. However, the creators knew that this power could be used for evil, so they created their own version of The Elements Of Harmony to counteract the game's power; The Elements Of Gaming. Unlike the Elements Of Harmony, however, there were not only six, but eight Elements Of Gaming. Rage, Sarcasm, Spasticness, Skill, Stupidity, Pervertedness, Randomness, and False Leadership.

In her mind, Celestia hoped that her sister and her newfound friend would be successful in their mission, for it was her only hope that Equestria could survive.

But first, she had to speak to her student.

Twilight jumped when she heard a knock at the door

"Yes! She's here!"

Twilight raced down the stairs and flung the door open.

"Glad you're here princess, now send these horrible creatures to the moon!"

The princess looked down at her student. "Now why would I do that?"

Twilight looked at her mentor as if she was crazy. "Why? These things have been driving me crazy for several hours straight! Just please get rid of them!"

Celestia walked over to The Creatures, who were sitting on the floor. "Please, tell me your names.

"James"

"Seamus"

"Sly"

"Good. now how did you all get here?"

James cleared his throat. "Well, we were all at home, playing video games, when the power went out, then, we all saw a bright light and were taken here."

"Yes," Celestia said. "Did you cause any disturbances?"

"Well, I uh...may have punched a dragon..."

Celestia chuckled.

"How do you find that funny!?" Twilight screamed.

"Twilight, these people have done you no harm, and you have been mean to them. That doesn't go well with the magic of friendship."

"What about punching Spike?"

"Oh Twilight, Spike merely startled James, is all. Right?" Celestia looked at James.

"Yeah, I wouldn't punch a dragon on purpose." Said James.

Twilight stuttered. "Well...I...yes princess..."

Celestia nodded before turning back to the humans. "Come. We have much to discuss."

"Lead the way." Seamus said.

And with that, the three creatures followed the white pony out of the treehouse and into the town.

The Interlude 2: Interlude Harder

Immortal opened his eyes to find himself in a huge city filled with large skyscrapers.

"See, it wasn't that bad." Luna said with a smile.

Immortal looked down at his hands and body, and saw that the horse was correct. Wait, horse...

"Shit!" Immortal tackled Luna behind a bush. "We can't let anyone see you!"

"Why not?" Luna asked.

"Because, if people see a giant blue horse walking down the street, they'll most likely freak out. Do you want that to happen?"

"Good point..." Luna brought a hoof to her chin. "I've got it!"

Luna formed a magical needle out of thin air and pricked Immortal in the arm.

"Ow! What the hell?"

The horse held the small amount of blood that had come from Immortal's arm in mid air with telekinesis .

"What are you doing?" Immortal asked.

"Preforming a simple disguise spell."

"With my blood!?"

Luna did not answer as she was engulfed in a bright light. When the light died, the horse was replaced with a young girl about the same age as Immortal who wore a dark blue hoodie with her cutie mark in the middle, along with hair that was the exact same color.

Immortal blinked once. "You're...a human now?"

Luna laughed. "No, just disguised as one. But as far as everyone will know, I'm your sister."

"Don't you think people will find it strange that your hair is, well, blue?"

"I thought humans dyed their hair all the time."

"Well...it's just..." Immortal sigheed. "Fine let's just go and get this overwith."

The pair walked the streets of the large city, looking for one, certain, building.

"We're never going to find this building in a huge city like this, we're screwed!" Immortal complained.

Luna pointed to a brown apartment. "Here's the address."

"Oh." Immortal said, somewhat embarresed.

They walked up the steps in front of the door and knocked. An older aged man in his pajamas answered the door.

"We aint' buyin' nothin'." The man growled.

Immortal shook his head. "No, we're uh...looking for Chilled."

The man looked him over before calling into his apartment, "Anthony! Some guy's here to see you!"

"What?" A voice called from inside.

"Some asshole in a toy helmet and a girl with blue hair is here to see you!"

"What, girl!?" Within seconds a young man in a suit and poofy hair had appeared at the door.

Immortal held out his arms."Chilled! Good to see you!"

Chilled scratched his head. "Uh...do I know you?"

"Immortal, from Mission-Craft?"

"Oh, I know you. I was talking about the girl."

"Oh, that's my...sister, Luna."

Luna put out her hand. "Pleasure to meet you."

Chilled took the hand." A sophisticated lady. I like it."

Luna's eyes darted around nervously. "I'm...flattered...

Immortal ended the moment by cutting in between the two.

"Come on, that's my sister." Immortal glared at Chilled.

"Right, sorry," Chilled cleared his throat. "So, what brings you here?"

Luna stepped forward. "We...require your services."

"Hey, hand jobs aren't free, alright?"

Luna quickly shook her head. "No, no, no, no, I in no way meant that.," She nervously chuckled. "I meant, you need to go on a great adventure with us."

Chilled laughed "Adventure? Why the fuck would I want to go on an adventure?"

"Because your friends The Creatures are in great danger."

"So?" He snorted. "Why should I care about The Creatures? Me and them have gone our seperate ways. Besides, for them, it's only about money now, not just having fun playing video games."

Luna gave him a cold stare. "Still, no one deserves to die."

Luna pushed Immortal out of the way and continued talking. "The fate of four innocent men along with an entire alternate dimension depends on you, and three others, Chilled Chaos, without you, the group is useless. If you do not accompany us on our journey, The Creatures will be destroyed and it will be all your fault."

Chilled laughed once again. "And I'm supposed to believe this from a chick with blue hair? Not a chance."

At this point, Immortal snapped and tackled Chilled onto the ground and pulled him up and pinned him to the wall. "Listen you son of a bitch, if you don't help us, my best friend and three other of my good friends will be killed and it will be all your fault because you refused to join our team! If you don't decide to help us, then I will force you! Is that clear?"

Chilled looked in terror, then sighed. "O-okay. I'll come. But you need to tell me the entire situation.

Immortal and Luna told Chilled the whole story of the predicament they were in, from The Creatures being transported to the land of Equestria to assimilating a special team being the only way to save them.

"Let me get this straight," Chilled said. "The Creatures have been taken to a land full of ponies but they can't be there or else they'll die, and they only way to save them is to assimilate a team for 'special purposes' that we aren't allowed to know yet."

The other two nodded their heads.

Chilled ssighed. "This is the craziest thing I've ever heard..." He shook Immortals hand. "But I"ll take your word for it.."

Immortal nodded. "Next stop, California."

The three began to set out only to be stopped by a peculiar sight; a small pig walking through the street.

"Just ignore it," Chilled said. "Weird things happen in this city all the time."

The three continued walking until they heard a hissing behind them.

They turned around only to see a snake jump at them, hearing it only say one thing before they blacked out.

You thought I was a pig? No, I'm a snake!