The Author Gets Bored

Today, we find ourselves following Rainbow Dash as she-

Wait, she's just reading a book? That's no fun.

Well, let's just move on to Twilight who-

...Is re-shelving, again.

Well, perhaps Rarity...

No, she's in Canterlot for the week and I don't want to travel that far.

Moving on to Applejack, as we find her bucking apples-

Wait, she's stuck in bed? Applejack can get sick?

Well then, off to Pink-

No, never again.

Oh look, the Cutie Mark Crusaders! Let's see what kind of antics they-

Wow, that had to hurt. I suppose they won't be getting up for a while.

Oh look, it's Derpy! Let's see what kind of crazy things she's up to! Such as-

Staring at a rock. It doesn't even seem that interesting, yet it has gotten her attention like it was a giant riding a unicorn.

Hmm, I'll have to put that idea in the messing with Twilight file.

Now then, back to Derpy. She continued to stare at the rock, despite strange looks given to her by passerby's. She continued to stare through snow, rain, sleet, and lightning. Nothing taking her gaze off the piece of geographic wonder.

You know, they should really get some pegasi sent out to better control the weather in the area, kinda crazy to see all that in a mere 12 minutes. Then again, I wonder if that was what brought Derpy this way in the first place?

It was then that a tall daffodil yellow pony walked up, and attempted to strike up a conversation...

"Tip! Tip! Cheerios! Good greetings and all that, what draws you to this here boulder? Wouldn't you be more interested in some... SPARKLERS!?" he asked, lit sparklers suddenly twirling through the air in a juggling act.

Derpy wasn't fazed.

Disappointed, the brown pony suddenly landed a drop kick onto the rock. Leaving it in pieces, he storms off.

Derpy proceeded to grab the muffin that was trapped underneath, and flew off happily.

Insomnia

Rainbow Dash was awake.

Why was this? She should have been asleep by now, and yet, it was as if some outside force was keeping her awake. She continued to stare at the ceiling for the next few minutes, trying to relax her body.

"What am I doing wrong?" she wondered, shifting positions in an attempt to relieve her of the situation.

It was then she felt a slight lump. She lifted up her cloud mattress, and noticed a green shell.

"Ah, so that's where Tank has been." she thought.

She then slept easily, all the previous troubles melting away. Everything was right in the world.

Tank was awake.

The Bad Music Chapter

That Winter...

"6 months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays~"

"We kept our hoovsies warm at home, time off from work to play~"

"But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold~"

"And even though I love my boots, this fashions getting old~"

THE TIME HAS COME TO WELCOME-

Oh come on, I may not be the best singer, but did everyone really have to run away?

Giant Riding A Unicorn

Augh! I said I was sorry, Twilight, I just thought it'd be entertaining! No no no, not the bees! Anything but the bees!

AHHHHH!

......

The author was stuck in the Ponyville hospital for the next two days. After being released, he crossed many ideas off of his list.

Author's Note

Just 4 stories this time, because laziness. Plus I've taken long enough on this chapter anyway.