The Last Human

Wow having a hydra is a lot of fun. He and I have really bonded and we play games and do all that other human pet stuff. However today marks his 8th birthday. He has grown a third head and is now taller than me.

Well one thing about him was confusing me. The original middle head acted like any head you know personality and all that. However the other two don’t seem to. When I was reading about hydras in the Canterlot Archives it said each head is supposed to be a personality. Anyway I decided to scan him with some x-rays and sure enough the other two heads are more like limbs rather than heads. Anyway I am currently trying to think of a way to shrink Progenitus so he can stay in the
palace.

Wait I got it! I will mix my DNA with his if it works how I plan he should be able to shrink to the size of a cat or to his full adult size at will from my changeling DNA, have an increased healing factor from Bolas, and the ability to spit acid. Who would have thought that those science classes would be useful?

Well the DNA thing worked he was able to shrink to the size of a cat and able to grow back to his adult size which is as tall as my dragon form and looks completely like the hydra I killed. I also read that once they reach his age they have their maximum natural head count so it seems he will have three heads forever unless he losses a head through decapitation. I am glad he can shrink to his younger form because it means he fits on my bed again so we can sleep together like we did before he became as big as me.

What a pain Celestia just got a baby Phoenix. Progenitus does not seem to like this Philomena. Oh well.

Ugh I am feeling weird lately. I keep involuntarily transforming parts of my body into my dragon form. For example one day my hand turned into my dragon hand. Another time my eyes turned green and my teeth lengthened. Yesterday I grew my wings and horns.
I have been careful to keep it from Celestia. It is mostly to keep her from worrying.
Anyway I bring it up because today it has been happening a lot and has been getting worse. Just an hour ago I turned full dragon but human sized. Ok great now I am getting dizzy great!

I hate this, the transforming thing is still going on, but now I am stuck in the archives trying to figure this out. Ok I think I got something there is something called, The Great Dragon Migration. Apparently the way it works is every 100 years mature dragons feel the need to go on this four day flight to a strange place where dragons for some unknown reason go for two weeks and then go their separate ways. That explains it! I have been around for 98 years which lines up perfectly to be 100 years since the last one plus my dragon form physically is that of a young adult so my dragon DNA must be matured enough to feel the urge to go.

Well I decided to follow the migration so I waited till the storm of dragons passed by the city then I turned into my dragon form and joined in the flight.
Well that was an uneventful flight. Anyway I am here now and it is like a dormant volcano which is pretty cool. Anyway when I got there I ran into some dragons my age that then began to question why they had never seen me before. Apparently whelps are usually brought by their mothers so an adult that has never been seen before is very suspicious. So they challenged me to a fight. It resulted into one of those stereotypical school fights where all the other dragons began to crowd
around until the fight began. I had to fight about three of them at the same time.

I took down the first one by breathing fire on him and while he was mocking me talking about how dragons are fire proof I slugged him which knocked him out, it would seem that even my dragon form is stronger than the ordinary dragon, cool.
The next one I grabbed and threw in the air then when he tried to fly to keep himself from hitting the ground I froze his wings
so he just fell into the ground and was knocked out.

Then the last one I just wrapped my tail around his throat and tightened it till he lost consciousness from the lack of air.
It rocks I am now considered the strongest around I am feared and respected at the same time, it is great.

So the rest of the week was pretty mellow we mostly sat around and stuff. Of course to get home I had to tell them my home was the other way so no one saw me fly towards a pony town, then I just turned into a bird and back tracked to get home.
When I got home Celestia was pretty mad. In hindsight I probably should have left a note or something, oh well. So I explained everything to her and then told her all the details of the migration. She then decided she would archive this
information for future use.

YES FINALLY! Something new is happening! The filthy griffins are causing trouble and have declared another war, awesome. So anyway this time since I am free I get to be up close and personal with them and due to Progenitus being full grown now he gets to come too.

Our first battle was a success. Progenitus and I found a griffin camp with lots of griffins in it. Now to test my little hydra I sent him in full size to wipe out the camp. He did an amazing job, he crushed them and that acid saliva helped. None of the griffins lived.
What I do for sleep and food is I find the nearest pony camp at the time and that is where we stay for the night and sometimes help that pony team, but usually we just set off after breakfast.