Chapter 19: WHERE ARE MY **** MUFFINS!?

We spent all night having her badger me with questions but we finished her paper. The only great thing is that Twilight baked me and Spike a cake for helping.
The other interesting thing is that Twilights brother is coming to try and become a guard.

Well Shiny definitely did the best of the guards. He still uses his weird shield strategy but hey I am the only one who can shake him up. That is why I rated him highest of the recruits.

This is the worst day of my life! And I have had some bad days. Today Cadence has become “Princess Cadence” this sucks! You see it turns out that she was an orphan and just hid it really well. Then because of the fact she is an alicorn and friends with Twilight she was invited to live here as a princess.

Thank Bolas she is on the same level as Blueblood power wise. In other words it is basically just an honorary title. That does not change the fact that she now lives here and I have to deal with her every day. It used to be I could keep my distance because eventually she would leave but not anymore.

I knew I would hate having her here. Today I woke up and headed down stairs. At the breakfast table where my sugary cereal and chocolate muffin and all that other unhealthy deliciousness is supposed to be there was a bunch of fruit and everyone else was there already. Celestia ended up being the one to greet me.

“Hello Sean.”

“What is this?”

“Cadence noticed that we were not eating very healthy especially Twilight. So now we are going to be eating better.”

“Oh great.” really it is not bad enough that she is invading my home but now she is screwing with my meals!

So I sat down, on the plate in front of me was some fruit, there was milk, and plain oatmeal. Apparently I was the only one reluctant to eat since the others were all eating happily.

Eventually I gave in and began to eat. I learned oatmeal tastes like cardboard ugh. As if breakfast wasn’t bad enough the entire kitchen is infested with healthy stuff all my candy and cupcakes are gone. I will have my revenge.

Well this is a new development. I was asleep on I rafter in the palace when I heard voices. So I looked near a door and there was Cadence and Shiny. They were talking in hushed tones so I adjusted my hears to be more sensitive and listened.

“Are you sure about this?” that was Cadence

“Of course nobody is around.” That was Shiny.

“But what if someone sees us?”

Oh no is this gonna be turning into something dirty because I do not want to see or hear that. Well turns out after about 4 more minutes they eventually got to the interesting part apparently they are dating but all secretive and such. But whatever, good blackmail if I ever need it. When it got mushier I flew off silently.

I didn’t think I would get to use my new source of blackmail so soon but I did. You see after I found out Cadence had come into my room and thrown out my special cupcakes I decided that was enough.
So I went and hunted her down when I finally found her she was sitting in her room reading.

“Cadence!” I slammed the doors open she jumped and then glared at me.

“What do you want Sean?”

“What did you do with the cupcakes in my room!?”

“I threw them out you are setting a bad example for Twilight hiding junk like that.”

“Those were special cupcakes made by a friend of mine! You had better stop meddling in my life or else!”

“Or else what? I’m not Blueblood, you can’t hurt me. Twilight and the princess would be on my side in that fight.” She had a smug smirk on her face. She clearly thought she had got me.

“I won’t hurt I will just tell everyone about you and Shiny.” I loved watching that smirk leave her face as she realized what I was talking about.

“How... How do you know about that?”

“You and Shiny really need to find a better place to secretly spend time together.”

When she finally realized I had her she asked me to not tell anybody and she would leave my personal food alone. So it all worked out. The only problem is now I have to go get more of those cupcakes. Guess I better go see my pink friend.

So Cadence kept true to her promise and my muffins and cereal were there this morning. After I finished my breakfast Progenitus and I headed out to the garden to play. After about 20 minutes of playing fetch Twilight came out.

“Hey Sean!” She ran up to me.

“What?”

“Are you ready?”

“For what?”

“Don’t tell me you forgot! Today is Spikes birthday.”

Oh Bolas! I totally forgot about that. “Say Twi, could I maybe piggyback onto your gift?”

She glared at me. “No. I got him a great gift so get your own.”

“What did you get him? A book.”

“Maybe.”

She then teleported away. Ok I need to find a gift that a dragon would like. Then it came to me whenever I went on the dragon migration the dragons always offered me piles of gems. And when I am a dragon they taste almost as good as cupcakes. TO THE SAFE!

Wow, this safe has a lot of gems. Alright just need to remember what gems are the rarest and there for the best. Then I found a giant red one. When I referred to my book of gems I found it was a Fire Ruby. Perfect!

Well this party is a total flop. The only guests are me and Twilight. Surprise, she got the little dragon a book. He was less than thrilled. Luckily his mood changed when I gave him the ruby. Hope Celestia doesn’t need it.
After the party I headed to my room. As I stopped to open the door I felt something bump my leg then there was a thud. I turned and saw Spike was following me.

“What do you want?”

“I just wanted to thank you for the gift and maybe talk.”

“Fine.”

Geez for a boy dragon he sure is girly. He talked about his feeling for a while till he got to the point. Apparently he wants us to spend more guy time together. What is with purple creatures and becoming attached to me? Though it does make sense, I mean we are the only two guys in the palace if you exclude Progenitus. So I agreed to this idea of his he smiled at this. Then there was a call from farther down the stairs.

“Spike time for bed!” so he ran back to Twilight’s room for bed.