The inexplicable happening

by some random guy 1

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 953

So inexplicable, teleportation between worlds.

Ben is just an average guy, With an average life. He works from 9 to 5. He pays the price (sorry). Then one day he wakes up inâ�¦ a tree? Read to find out about Ben.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-19 01:44:09 UTC

There are more of you?

     Ben woke up in a small hut covered in a soft cloth. He was sitting by a fire. This was actually kinda cozy. For a moment he forgot about what happened before he got here... Wait... How did he get here?

     He hears someone or something come into the room. His stirring causes it to come up by him.

     A soothing voice says: "sleep mr. Human, you need to get your rest."

     He half wants it to be a dream but half wants to find out who said it. He looks up and sees another... Pony. This time it was yellow with a pink mane.

     He sighs "there are more of you?" he mumbles.

     "huh? ... Wait... You can talk?!"

     'oh no' he thinks. He sits up "yeah I can talk."

     Her eyes widen "Really? Wow!" she exclaims in the softest voice possible. "You will make a great pet! I wonder if there are more of you, maybe you could mate."

     This was too much for him, he sits up to a sitting position "look, I'm nobody's pet, and I'll mate when I want to"

     'wait, why am I talking to this thing?' he thinks "where am I?" he says only to get more information.

     "you're in ponyville." she exclaims. "where are you from?"

     "Anchorage... Wait what's ponyville?" he says.

     "a small town outside Canterlot, where's Anchorage?"

     "nevermind" he says. He stands up "do you have a name?"

     "wow he stands on his hind legs too? ... Oh I'm fluttershy" she says.

     "what kind of a name is that?"

     "what do you mean?" she says

     "it kinda fits you actually" he says. He is actually warming up to this pony. She was a hell of a lot nicer than his boss Mr. Jones.

     He notices something though... "flu- fluttershy? Are those... Wings?"

     "they sure are, I'm no good at flying though."

     He isn't suprised though. in a land with talking equines it really didn't take hum offguard.

I woke up... in a tree

     Ben stood up. He went to the bathroom and took a shower. Then he went downstairs, had breakfast, and went to work.

     When he came back he watched a little TV... then he had dinner, brushed his teeth, and went to bed. And repeat. And repeat... And repeat.

     Then one night something strange happened. When he woke up he noticed he wasn't on his bed, but on a hard surface, and cold.

     He looked up and saw a wood floor and some bookshelves... And he was completely naked. Then something else strange happened.

     "Amazing!" Said a mysterious voice.

     Ben quickly looked to his side. "AAAAHHHHHHH!!!" he screamed.

     He was looking at a purple horse.

     "Shhhhhhhh... I've never seen something like you... What are you?" said the horse.

     Ben started hyperventilating. What is going on? Why is there a purple horse? Where am I? So many questions rushed through his head. Then he remembered he was naked. He quickly pulled a curtain off it's hinges and hid his member behind it.

     "What are you?" he asked uneasily.

     "I'm a pony, what the hay are you?" said the purple pony.

     "I'm a human... What's going on?" Ben says.

     She says something but he can't hear it. All the thoughts overwhelm him and he passes out.

Meeting Rarity

     As Ben walks outside into her garden to get out he comments on all the crazy plants and animals. Fluttershy tries to tell him where he can stay but he refuses.

     He starts walking into town being gawked at along the way.

     He was only wearing the blanket around his waist so Fluttershy gave him a map of ponyville and told him to go to carousel boutique to get some clothes.

     As he walks in he hears a bell and a voice calling from the back: "just a minuuute".

     'That must be Rarity, I wonder what the reaction will be' he thinks.

     As Rarity walks into the main area she screams and yells "someone get their pet out of here!"

     "why does everyone think I'm a pet?" he says

     "did that just talk?" she asks to nobody in particular.

     "yep, see where I come from I'm the dominant species." he says.

     "oh, like zebras?" she asks.

     "I guess..."

     There is an awkward silence. "SSOOOOOOOO. I need some pants, and maybe a shirt." Ben says

     "I don't really make those much... Normally it's ballgowns or dresses. But I'm going to need you to drop that blanket so I can measure your waist and legs and things like that.

     He hesitantly drops it, remembering that most of the time they are naked too.

     After she measures him, she says "you have monkey hooves"

     He has to think for a bit on what that means then he sees.

     "you mean my hands?" he says

     "is that what those are called? Pardon me." she says.

     "okay..." he pulls his blanket back on "... When will that be done?"

     "by tomorrow, it costs 30 bits... 22 for your trouble."

     "I need to go, see you tomorrow" he says.

     Ben runs out the door looking for a job. Unfortunately he can't find any.

     That is until he comes up on the apple orchards. He runs down to the farmhouse and knocks on the door and it is answered by…