Lysergic Acid Diethylamide -- or LSD & PONIES

by QuantumFire

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Princess Luna
Length: 2069

Celestia receives a gift from a small clan of dragons and decides to share it with Twilight.

Celestia receives a gift from a small clan of dragons and decides to share it with Twilight which turns out to be quite fun.

Another one from my shameful attempts archive.

Published 2012-10-19 18:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-19 18:00:01 UTC

Chapter 1 - Little Blotters are Magic

Twilight sat on the luscious regal pillows the adored the corner of Princess Celestia’s private quarters. She stared at the two little stamp sized pieces of colourful paper presented neatly on the low coffee table that sat in between her and the Princess. Twilight looked at the Princess confused, “Princess, what are these?”
“Ah, my dear student, these are called ell-ess-dee. A gift from a small dragon clan that lives far away from the borders of Equestria, I had helped them out in a dire situation and now every few years they send me small gifts as a token of their appreciation.” She replied, her voice as radiant as the day she provides.
“But what are we supposed to do with them?” asked twilight as she levitated the small piece of paper closer to see the intricate markings that have been placed on the back of the square.
“According to the accompanying letter, you place one of the squares on your tongue and wait for it to dissolve. They describe the effects as an out of this world experience.” She smiled as she levitated the other square of paper up to mouth, levitating it just outside of her lips.
“Shall we?” Celestia’s voice caressed Twilight's ears.
“I don’t know; there could be poison or somth…” Twilight replied, her voice filled with worry.
“Twilight, you underestimate me. The unicorns in the laboratory have tested this and they have found no dangerous substances in it.”
“O..o..okay” Twilight and Celestia opened their mouths and placed the tab on their tongues.
After a few minutes the tabs in both Twilight's and Celestia’s mouth had dissolved and they both took a gulp of water from the glasses set out prior.
After a few minutes of idle chatting about life in Ponyville, Twilight's studies into the magic of friendship and her rapid progression in her magical studies, Twilight asked “Princess”
“Please Twilight we are in private company, call me Celestia.”
“O..okay. Celestia, how long is it supposed to take for whatever is supposed to happen to happen.
“The letter said between half an hour to an hour at most”

After some more chatting, Twilight's ears started to twitch and feel warm. She rubbed her tongue along the roof of her mouth, reveling in the new flavour she could taste.
“Celestia, I think..i think I can taste the magic” she said while rubbing her tongue along the roof of her mouth again.
“So tell me, my dear what does magic taste like” She said seemingly fine, as her large body structure means it would take longer for it to work.
“uh.” Twilight rolled over and looked at her hooves, “it taaaastes like friendship. Whoa I have things growing out of my hooves, what the haaaaaaay, oh Celestia I feel wonderful and weird and other things at the same time”
Celestia let out a light chuckle “Well my eager student, it seems to have a hold of youuuuuuu..” she zoned out staring at a pot plant over on the other side of the room.
Twilight rolled over and looked at the Princess. “Whats wrong Celestia?” she asked inquisitively.
Celestia blushed “Shhh, not so loud. You’ll scare the miniature rutting ponies in the corner of the room”
“Oh Celestia you silly pony,” giggled Twilight, she lifted her head “there are no such things as…., oh my”
Twilight looked at her fore-hooves and stretched them out, “hey, I wonder if I have a taste” She tilted her head down and licked her leg. “Holy hay, I has a taste, the taste of a elderberry.”
Celestia broke her stare away the imaginary miniature ponies mating on the corner of the room, “Twilight, what in my name are you on about” she said with inquiry.
“I has a taste, a taste I tell you” Celestia raised an eyebrow.
“A taste?” she replied, her voice filled with skepticism.
“Just lick your foreleg, you look like you would taste nice.”
Celestia bent her head down and lick the length of her foreleg, her eyes shot open and she leapt to her hooves.
“Holy hay, Twilight I has a taste as well. I HAS THE TASTE OF VANILLA” she shouted out.
Twilight rolled on to her hooves and pushed herself up “Really, let me taste?” she trots over to Celestia and licks from her chest up to her neck as Celestia giggled like a little foal.
“Wow, You do taste like vanilla. I like vanilla” she said, proceeding to take another lick of Celestia's neck.

Celestia giggled like a little filly “Oh Twilight my tasty little pupil, let us move to my bedchambers.” she said with a blush on her face that could ignite the sky.
“Quite, shall we” Twilight said, her own blush threatening to set fire to her coat.
They moved over to Celestia luxurious bed. A massive Pegasus feather based bed with a silvery satin cover that looked like the clouds themselves. Celestia and Twilight hopped up on the bed and Twilight sunk down into what she could only describe as pure heaven, it felt like the clouds of Rainbow Dashes house had wrapped themselves around her and embraced her with loving warmth. Twilight’s day dream was abruptly interrupted as Celestia ran the tip of her tongue down the length of her horn, causing the mare the shiver at the overwhelming electric sensation.
“It seems my faithful student likes her mentor doing this” her angelic voice danced across her ears like the rays of sunlight on a cold winters day. Twilight nodded slowly and Celestia let out another foalish giggle, before slowly sliding her mouth down her horn until her lips touched Twilight's head. Twilight let out a low sultry moan that easily conveyed the amount of pleasure she was receiving from this. She took her long soft tongue and wrapped it around the spirals of her horn. Twilight bucked her body against Celestia's soft white stomach. Celestia moaned out with Twilight's horn in her mouth “I found my self a pretty purple pony” as she moved her lips up and down Twilight's spiraled horn. Twilight was panting and moaning harder and harder as she moved her hooves down to her haunches and started rubbing. The intense pleasure of having her horn sucked by her mentor and the motherbucking princess of the motherbucking sun and her own hooves roaming around her haunches. Her horn started to pulse a light lavender colour, Celestia mouth will getting warmer and warmer as small sparks of harmless arcane magic jumped of Twilight's horn and down her throat. Twilight ground her hoof hard into her self, her muscles tensed up, she arched her back and screamed. The resulting magic flow from Twilight's horn out flowed any unicorn, it was so much it clogged up Celestia's throat and she coughed and spluttered. The result pulse of magic Twilight's peak had released caused some ponies to Hoofington to look around worryingly as the but powerful magic pulse ripped through the city. Twilight lay there panting, her chest heaving from the expended energy as Celestia hung her head over the edge of the bed coughing up the thick chunks of twilight magic stuck in her throat.

Celestia looked over at Twilight who was just laying splayed out over her bed staring blankly at the ceiling. “My dear faithful, powerful, student, that... was exhilarating. In all the years of my boring and unending life, i have never come across a unicorn as powerful as you. Twilight looked hazily over at her mentor and now lover, “i think the author is getting mad.” Celestia looked at her student worriedly “beg pardon,”
“I said i think its my turn now”
Celestia blushed “i-i- think i would like that.” Twilight motioned for Celestia to roll over onto her stomach. Twilight crawled around to the side of Celestia and sat on her back, She ran her hooves over the stylised sun marks on the goddess’ flanks, causing the large mare under her to shiver in delight. “mmmm Twilight,” she moaned out sultrily “its been over a thousand years since someone has done that to me.” as she pressed her face into the fluffy pillow. Twilight smirked and slowly dragged her hooves from the pristine flanks and up to the primary coverts that adorned her folded wings. Celestia mindlessly unfurled her wings to their great span as Twilight continued to rub the place where the wings joined her body. “mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” Celestia groaned out, her body writhing under the firm but soft touch of her students’ hooves over her sensitive wings. “T-T-Twilight h-h-harder please, i must have it harder” Twilight renewed her vigor and leaned forward to lick the length of Celestia horn. Celestia low pitched moans turned into high pitched squeaks as Twilight's horns lit up and started to rub the hot wet spy hiding between Celestia's flanks. She moaned as Twilight's eyes glowed and a torrent of magic flowed from her horn and a large purple semi translucent phallus appeared between her haunches. She slid down her flanks and rubbed the tip of her arcane phallus up and down Celestia’s hot wet folds before she grabbed onto her large white hips and slammed it deep into her. Celestia grabbed at the satiny sheets as magic phallus tore her open and invaded her body. Twilight pulled her hips back and started to rut the princess with all her earnest.

******meanwhile outside of Celestia's window******
“Ugh ugh, i never knew you would do that with your student dear sister” Luna mentally commented as she floated outside her sisters bedroom window while she was being rutted by the 3rd most powerful pony in Equestria. I really must ask her if could ‘borrow’ her student for a while”
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Celestia pushed at the bed head trying to stop her horn from piercing it while Twilight drove her arcane twat destroyer in and out of her. Celestia was reaching her peak, the vigor and determination of her student as she had plowed her rear over and over. Suddenly she was pushed over the edge and let out a loud scream that reverberated inside the silenced room. Twilight had summoned another phallus and rammed it down Celestia's ass pushing the princess over the edge. Twilight had read in a book that anal stimulation can bring great pleasure, she wanted to please the princess, to make her cum, so she willed another large arcane phallus and jammed it in the sun goddess’ ass. Twilight pulled both the arcane phallus’ from the princess’ plot holes and they disappeared from existence with a small fizzle. Twilight sidled up beside the princess, her wing lazily draped of the young mare who just brought her to the throes of ecstasy, she nuzzled the base of her neck and they both drifted of to sleep.

The next morning was the most awkwardest situation either of them had been in. The mentor had given her student a horn job and the student had double penetrated the mentor with he near unnatural levels of magic. Celestia was the first to wake, the warm feeling pressed against her stomach told her mind that she was not alone. She cracked open one eye and looked down, and there was Twilight, her head nested in the crook of her shoulder and the most ferocious bed mane that was ever to be seen, Celestia stared at the mare in her hooves and give her a small hug causing the mare in her arms to stir. Twilight rolled over in the soft furry warmth that was embracing her...

Celestia noticed a set of blue hooves crossed over her chest, one draped careless over her shoulder and the other lazily hung down towards her crotch. She rolled her head back and looked over her shoulder, sure enough there was Luna spooning her big sister, her crotch pressed into her thigh. Sure enough she could feel the moistness between Luna’s haunches. She smirked, they would be definitely be having some fun later on.

Twilight opened her eyes, she was blinded by white and a stripe of dark blue. She shook her head and brought a hoof up to eye to wipe away the sleep that was clouding her eyes. She looked over Celestia's shoulder and sure enough there was Luna with 1 of her hoofs draped over her chest and the other draped down towards Celestia's crotch.