"Alright, bitches, you know what to do." General PewDiePie said as he marched along the lines of the bro army, holding Stephano slightly out in front of him. "Troll Tobuscus' BARREL! account and videos."
“Hello, The Audience.” The speaker boomed to life as Toby’s face appeared on the large screen of Tobyville. “Today, we dislike spam Pewdiepies videos for trolls and lols!”
The cheer in Tobyville would have destroyed any normal person, who didn’t live in their parents basements, ear drums. Every single citizen in Tobyville marched to their grim Basements and turned on their crusty computers. Their eye lids heavy from sweating Toby’s videos all night. They began to type like robots as they bashed buttons to log into their YouTube accounts and searched PewDiePie in the search box. They all simultaneously clicked his name and his latest video. Their fingers worked quickly as they all disliked and flagged his latest video.
In the Bro Army Land.
The Bro Army readied their battle gear, consisting of PewDiePie T-shirts and stephano statues.
“Today, we kill TOBY!” PewDiePie screamed as he charged towards TobyVille. The Bro Army followed him close by as they charged down the street.
Suddenly, a big flash lit up the sky and PewDiePie and the Bro Army got pulled into a vortex of purpleness. They landed on the ground and stood up.
“Barrels did this!” General PewDiePie called out as he looked around. They were standing in the centre of Ponyville.
About 50 ponies were gathered around the Bro Army. A few seconds of awkward silence and a SECOND purple vortex appeared! The equally cool Audience fell through and Toby and his dog spotted PewDiePie and screamed, “It’s PewDiePie! Murder him and put him in a barrel!” The Audience stood up quickly and charged at the Bro Army.
Ponies began to scream and run in all directions. Twilight Sparkle galloped towards PewDiePie.
“What’s going on!?” She cried over the sound of desperate screams.
“BARRELS!” PewDiePie screamed back as he threw his Stephano statue into a section of The Audience.
“What are these barrels you appear to fear?” Twilight questioned as PewDiePie flung two fanboys into opposite direction.
“Toby is the KING of all BARRELS!” PewDiePie replied before letting out a war cry.
“So, this, TOBY, is evil?” Twilight asked, tilting her head to one side.
“He’s a barrel! We must stop him,” He replied, before pointing at an open gap in The Audiences’ defences. “10-12 year old fanboys, attack that area!”
The fanboys charged the area, only to get knocked down by Toby’s dog.
“Well, I guess Rainbow Dash and I could help you and maybe we could get over ponies to help you.” Twilight said, turning to round up some over ponies to assist PewDiePie.
Twilight trotted around Ponyville, gathering ponies, little did she know, Toby had already enlisted a pony to round up over ponies to help him.
“Will you help PewDiePie?” She asked another pony.
“No! Help Toby!” The colt yelled back.
“Barrel!” Twilight shouted, turning and running back to PewDiePie.
She returned to PewDie’s side.
“Sir, I have gathered lots of help, but the Barrel King has done the same!” She cried.
“Well, we must kill the BARRELS!” PewDiePie shouted.
“Why do you always shout BARRELS and why do we have to kill them? Can’t we convert them?” Twilight asked.
“Because the BARRELS can never be changed and it sounds cool. Are you a spy for the BARREL King!?” PewDiePie asked, pulling a face.
She shook her head.
“Fine! Ponies! Attack!” he cried out, charging through Ponyville towards Toby.
“For… PewDiePie!!!” Twilight yelled as she charged along side him.
Over ponies followed her lead and soon the entire population of Ponyville and the Fanboys of both PewDiePie and Toby were locked in… fierce… hand to hand… trolling combat. The battle lasted long. Many casualties for both sides. It was unclear as to who had won.
Suddenly, a massive white blinding light shook Ponyville and all the fighting halted. An explosion caused a deafening sound and out of no where, Princess Celestia rocketed towards PewDiePie and Toby and lifted them off the ground. Everyone and Everypony were shocked. They stared hopelessly as their… fearless… leaders were flown higher and higher into the clouds.
“Let me down… you BARREL!” PewDiePie shouted, flailing his arms and legs.
Celestia released her grip on PewDiePie and he began to fall at extreme speed.
“BARREL!” He screamed as Celestia flew away.
PewDiePie turned quickly onto his front and held Stephano out in front of him. Stephano slowly began to grown until he became a massive statue. All of the ponies and the Bro Army climbed onto Stephano as he began to levitate.
Toby’s dog grew to the same size as stephano and The Audience climbed on his back and so did the ponies. The Dog and Stephano engaged in fierce combat. The Audience’s mount clawed at Stephano, but he was as solid as a big rock that’s been underground for a while.
Rainbow Dash flew high into the air and aimed herself at the Audience. She forced herself to unbelievable speeds, breaking the sound barrier. She pulled up before hitting The Audience and a magnificent rainbow erupted beneath her. The Audience were all sent flying backwards. PewDiePie had won, there was no other option. Stephano broke into a dance as the Ponies and Bro army alike cheered and hugged eachother and Stephano bounced over to The Audience.
“You Barrel King is gone! Surrender!” PewDiePie said to the nearest Audience member. Another cheer erupted from behind him.
“We surrender! We surrender!” The Audience cried out in unison.
PewDiePie jumped off of Stephano as he began to shrink back down to his normal size.
Celestia reappeared with Toby sitting on her back.
“It is not over yet!” Toby laughed as he sat triumphantly on Celestias back. Celestia pulled her head back, creating a beam of energy.
“It’s over, PewDiePie!” Toby laughed manically.
Celestia sent the bolt of energy at PewDiePie, but it was rebounded by a more powerful green bolt of energy! It hit Toby right in the chest and he flew back miles! A great gust of wind swept the rest of the Audience away as the Bro Army all looked behind them in shock.
In the distance, it was clear what was being said.
“We’ll be back, PewDiePie, and when we return, you won’t win!”
“And that, my friends is how I won the war against Toby.” PewDiePie said to a group of young filly’s and fanboys.
