All the Small Things

by Rainbolt

Rating: teen
Tags: Spike, Comedy, Nightmare Moon, Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Crossover, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2312

Eli Raf releases the main MLP characters into the real world.

Eli Raf was just an eighteen year old brony. But, he got in the middle of a dispute on Equestria daily, opened a portal, and released the mane 6(+ spike) onto Earth. He must try to get them back to Equestria. Until then, he's going to show the ponies what it's like living on Earth.

Published 2012-01-02 03:34:45 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-15 02:31:47 UTC

Chapter One: The Arrival

"All the Small things"

I was always a strange child I would always get into anything that was advancing in popularity on the internet. I knew I hit the jackpot of what's "in" when I found My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. But I had never expected to get this hooked on the show. My name is Eli Raf, I am 18 years old and the most unpopular person in my school. So here I am, 1:00 am, New Years Day, on Equestria Daily. I keep on finding these arguments, saying that there is a way to open up a portal between Earth and Equestria. After seeing so many argumentive statements, I decided enough was enough. I stated that I will prove once and for all if it is true or not. I set up my laptop to face my closet and got my web cam ready.

What I have to do is draw the cutie marks of the 6 main characters, in a circle, in chalk on a door that leads to a small room, preferably a closet. After completeing this task, I have to draw lines, connecting each cutie mark in the order in which the charcters were introduced in the fisrt episode. I started with Twilight's, connecting her's to Pinkie's, Pinkie's to Applejack's, Applejack's to Rainbow Dash, Rainbow's to Rarity, Rarity's to Fluttershy's, Then back to Twilight's. To my surprise, the chalk drawings started to glow! Just for a second though, but at least it was something! Then, a glow came from the side of the sliding closet door.

As I inched closer, a force of energy or something blasted me backwards, crashing straight on to my laptop. "Perfect!" I sarcasticly exclaimed. As i went to go get up, the closet door swung open. "Dear Celestia, What have i done!" I thought as I looked into my closet, which instead of holding all my clothes and belongings, now a doorway leading into a bright light. I sit there, mouth and eyes wide open as 7 humanoid figures get propelled out of my closet and onto my floor. I rush to close the door before anyhting else comes rocketing out.

The figures looked awfully familiar, then i came to a sudden realization. These looked exactly like the humanized ponies that Kreoss made on DeviantArt! But there was one thing that was a bit off, Spike (at least I think it was Spike) was black! "Well, Diversity by species in Equestria is Diversity in race on Earth" I said.[ABSOLUTLEY NO RACISM WAS MEANT TO BE INTENDED IN THAT SENTENCE] WAIT, this means that the portal worked! They were knocked out, so it would be a while before I could communicate with them. I should probably get some rest myself.

WELL, thats all i'm releasing right now, but i'll get to the next Chapters ASAP. Enjoy!

Chapter Two: The Awakening

Chapter 2: The Awakening

I had no idea how long I was asleep, but all I know is that they woke up before I did. I first found out when i was shoved up against the wall, with Rainbow Dash's hand grasping my neck. "DASH, LET HIM GO!" Applejack scolded. Dash let go, causing me to drop to the floor, coughing and gasping for air. We didn't wake him up to kill him, we woke him up for answers." said Twilight. " I wasn't trying to kill him, I was just frightening him to get the answers out of him faster!" Said Dash. I just looked at all of them with a blank stare.

Then, I finally spoke up "Look, it was an accident bringing you guys here, I was just trying something I saw on the internet!" I explained "I didn't think it was actually going to work". "But i'm sure I can send you back, If I do What I did again". "Actually..." said Twi "It's not really that easy". "You see, the portal you opened is complicated, it only works one way, entry from Equestria, exit to Earth." She said. "To get back, we would have to use the portal that works the opposite way". "Then what are we waiting for, how do we make it!" Exclaimed Pinkie.

"That"s just it Pinkie, we can't MAKE it, it's already made, but only Princess Celstia knows where it is" explained Twi. "Now why would the Princess create an emergency escape portal that only SHE knows about?" I said. "She probably thought no one would be STUPID enough to open the first one!" said Dash. "RAINBOW!" Rarity yelled. "Rarity, she's actually right." said Twi. They all stood there with worried and angry looks on there faces.

"It's not all that bad, this is a great chance for all of us to become friends!" I said. At first they all looked at me with these looks on their faces that said "HELL NO". all except for Pinkie and Spike, "That sounds like a great idea, it'll give us a chance to see what it's like living as a human!" said Pinkie. Suddenly, all of their faces went from angry to a small smile. "Alright, but won't we need names that sound more...er...human?" said Fluttershy. "Alright, i'll give you guys a moment to think, then i'll point to you, and tell me your name." I said. A few minutes passed and I started with Twi, "Twilight Sparks" she said. next was Spike "Shawn...er...um...yeah I've got nothing" he said. I thought for a moment, then said "Since you and Twi are practically siblings, how about you both have the same last name". "Alright." said Spike. I kept on pointing to each person. "Shyan Flutters" said Fluttershy. "Rachael Dash" said Dash. "Ramsey Melanite" said Rarity. "Amanda Jackson" said Applejack. "Actually, I'd like to keep mine the same!" said Pinkie. "Pinkamena Diane Pie?" I questioned. "Yup Yuppedy Yup Yup Yup Yup!" she said cheerily. "Okie Dokie Lokie." I said with a slight chuckle. "What time is it?" I asked. "About 11:30." said Aj. "I WAS OUT THAT LONG!" I exclaimed. "Yes, you were out quite a While." said Rarity. "Well you better find a place in the house to go to sleep, cause we got school tomorrow."

Well, that seems like a good place to stop, I also want to inform you that whenever they now say something, i'll be putting down their human names, not their pony names. -Rainbolt

Chapter Three: School

Chapter Three: School

It was early in the morning, 6:05 to be exact. I looked at my new friends and saw how tired they were. "Why do we have to go to school anyway?" said Rachael. "Twi had already told you, an accident during teleportation cause you guys to turn 18." I said."Well, except for Shawn, who aged ahead and turned 15." I added. "And how come you're not tired?" asked Ramsey. "I've been doing this stupid process since I was ten, i'm used to it." I said.

It was 6:10 when we got to the bus stop, and i'm pretty sure that they're even more tired than they were before. When the bus finally pulled up, we all got on. They each found a seat, and then it was off to hell. When we got there, we entered the double doors of the building, and a sudden rush of cold air came upon all of them. I looked at them and they all seemed, frozen, with fear i'm guessing. "Come on." I said, they all snapped out of it and continued to follow me.

At first we all walked together. But that was cut short as Shawn, being Tenth grade, had to go to a different class room. We enter science class and took our seats. "Everyone take out your notebooks, and right down what's on the board." said Mr.Price, the science teacher. Rachael snapped her fingers at him to get his attention. "Is there something you need Ms.Dash?" Mr.Price said with a sarcastically sweet tone. "I don't have anything to right with."

He looked pretty aggravated at first, but then made a small smile. "Sure, I'll go get you one." he said. He went to his desk and came back with a small, chewed up pencil with no eraser. "That's all you've got!" Rachael complained. "It doesn't even look like it can right!" "Listen here..." said Mr.Price "In life, you have to learn to appreciate All the Small Things, so shut up and take the pencil". She took the pencil without questioning him again. "Appreciate All the Small Things, you must say that to women a lot!" she said jokingly. The whole class started laughing, then Mr.Price said "You think that's funny, well how do you like my sense of humor? DETENTION"!

The rest of the day, surprisingly, did get better. We have lunch the same time as the tenth graders, so we got to eat with Shawn. It was gym class today, (we played soccer) and we had Amanda on our team, so we won with no problem. When we got home, we were really tired. So we just sat around waiting for dinner, played a little Xbox, ate dinner, and went to bed. Tomorrow's a new day, and we want to be well rested for it.

I don't know if I cut that chapter short, but writing a chapter each day is running my brain dry of ideas, so I think i'm going to take a break from writing this for a few days.-Rainbolt

Chapter Four: Problems

Chapter Four: Problems

It has been 4 weeks since the ponies (and Spike) entered the real world. And lately, there have been some problems. I dont even know where to begin. I'll start with Rachael I guess. With the exceeding amount detentions she's getting, plus not handing in homework assignments, I hear rumors that she may be getting expelled. She had found an apartment to stay in, but she's trying to hide from the rent collector, which probably isn't going to last. So she's going to need a miracle if she wants to survive in the real world.

Next is Twilight, she's isn't doing to well either. She is very excellent in every subject, which doesn't surprise me, after all, she is Twilight Sparkle. But that has caused different problems for Twi. Being the smartest kid in the school makes her a prime target for bullying. I'm even sure that the teachers are getting annoyed with her. She's become an average TV school nerd. I can understand being a social outcast (being one myself at one point). But being hated by everyone in the school, with absolutly no social connection? That has to be tough.

Ramsey is next, and I dont even know where to start with her. She has become what I feared, and already knew, she would become. She became part of a group of snobby, intolerable girls that beleived they were queens. An that the school was there kingdom, ready to judge and insult anyone they felt were uncool. It even came to the saddest thing ever. To finally become one of them, she had to make the most unpopular person in the school cry. At that moment, that person was none other than Twilight. She actually went htrough with it, and sent Twi into a deep sadness.

It pains me to say this, but Shyan, is having problems too. Being the most sensitive person ever, and the shyest, she was easilly opened up to the judgemental creatures, teenagers. She was made fun of due to crying at the slightest insult, of course, being made fun of for that just hurt her more. She barely had any social skils with people, which, in other people eyes made her seem weird.

The others were affected by seeing the way that their friends changed. They could no longer take the pain of seeing their friends suffer, they wanted to go home. "Now listen, we tried it your way, but I think it's time we get back to our world!" Aj said angrily. "After finding out a week ago that we could use our magic/wings in this world, I Have been trying to calculate the area in which the most magic is coming from." said Twi. "I narrowed it down to a circular area in the middle of the woods, that I presume, is where the exit portal is." she added. "Then what are we waiting for, lets get the hell out of here" Rachael said, surprisingly hesitantly.

I was a little worried that that one hesitate would come back to haunt me, but i didn't worry to much. We all walked down to the area that Twi described. We finally found it. As they walked towards the middle to have Twi start a long range teleportation, a flash of light appeared and blinded us all. After we could see again, a human Celestia was standing there. Before any of us could say anything, she started to speak. "Thank goodness I found you, you had disappeared at the worst of times!" she said. "It seems there was still a bit of evil in my sister, she is once again rampaging through out Equestria!" she continued. "It seems that she is even more powerful than the first incident and the second combined!" before she could continue, Twi butted in. "What does that mean?" she asked. "The only thing we can do, create another element of harmony."

I know it has been a while since i posted anything, so here is my gift from me to you, chapter four. of course there is always the gift that is really horrible, like a holiday sweater with a really stupid christmascarol line on it, and the type of gift like that im giving to you is.....IM NOT POSTING CHAPTER 5 FOR ANOTHER LONG WHILE!!!!! *blows new years party horn*