Explorus Innuendous Colossus

On a dark, moonless night a hooded figure came into the inn searching for her contact. Finding him at the back of the room, she calmly trotted over.

"Captain," she said pulling up a seat in front of him.

"Arrgh! If it not be me old partner Daring Do. What brings ye to my neck of the woods?"

"It's personal business," she said looking deeply into his eyes.

The old captain melted under her gaze. Many a cold night at sea was spent with only her to warm his bed. He might not be a pony, but he was still a man and those nights at sea were long and lonely. "Arrgh," he responded reluctantly but he led her back to his room.

The adventurer pony dropped her cloak to the floor before turning back to the captain and said to him, "I have something here for you," then turned around and showed him her booty.

It was glorious. In all his long nights at sea and sailing around the globe never before had such a thing captured his attention so vividly. He stared dumbfounded at every curve, every gentle crease and fold. He trembled with desire, wanting to touch, feel, caress and worship it like it deserved to be.

"It be magnificent, Ms. Do," he managed to speak.

"Captain, we've known each other much too well and too long to be saddled with such formality?" Daring Do teased.

"Arrgh, that we may but the Crimson Brony be a gentleman above all else and so he would never impose without permission. So I be askin you if I could lay his hands on your magnificent booty?"

Daring Do blushed prettily. "Please, be my guest," she said breathlessly.

He slowly reached out his hands until he grasped the object of his desire. He ran his hands over it, brought is close so he could admire it better, breathed softly on it to judge the reaction and then gave it a tentative lick.

Daring Do gasped in surprise. She didn't expect him to do this but it felt okay and she wasn't about to complain about it.

"Methinks this requires something, perhaps a… key of sorts?"

"Exactly captain." Daring Do was so happy he had gotten the message and with almost giddy anticipation waited for what came next.

The Captain stood up, undid his breeches and pulled out his tool. "Ye've already met me Long John Silver.”

He positioned his tool at the right point and it slid into the booty as if each were made for the other. They gasped in surprise at how easily it went in and knew that this meeting was truly destiny.

Jiggling it about, they cried out in triumph as the key turned and the treasure split apart to reveal a treasure map leading to the city of El Dorado.

Taking her in his arms the pirate said, "We leave at high tide but until then heave to, me lusty wench, and prepare to be boarded."