Dear Rainbowdash,
I wrote to you but you still ain't sending any back I sent you my address at the bottom of all the letters. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em maybe there was a problem with the postal office or something sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I write to quickly but anyways fuck it; how are you doing? How have you been? I heard you finally joined the wonderbolts I'm glad for you I finally got my cutiemark and I finally learned how to fly. I read about your idle Spitfire I'm sorry and how she commited suicide, I had a friend kill herself because she had a lisp and everybody made fun of her. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even have some of the pictures you left behind when you moved away from ponyville, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, I like the shit you did with the sonicrainboom that was so awsome Anyways, I hope you get this Rainbowdash, hit me back, just to chat.
truly yours, your biggest fan Scootaloo
Dear Rainbowdash,
you still haven't wrote me back, I hope you have a chance I'm not mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you arn't answering me back. If you didn't want to talk to me outside your airshow you didn't have to but why did you say you would write me back when you visited ponyville, you still could have given me an autograph I waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty rainbowdash - you're like my fucking idol. Cant you see I want to be just like you I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to remember when we met in Manehatten, you said if I'd write you you would write me back, see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my parents either; My foster momma used to get drunk and beat me and my foster brothers and sisters. I can relate to what you're doing, you want to be free from society and fly as high as you can so when I have a shitty day, I just go out side and fly, I fly and fly till I can't fly anymore, I fly till it hurts and then I still fly I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me, see when I grow up I want to be just like you Rainbowdash I even got a tattoo of your name across my chest to prove it My friend's are jealous because I talk about you 24/7 But they don't know you like I know you Dash, no one does, they don't know what it was like for ponys like us growin You gotta write me back Rainbowdash, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Scootaloo -- P.S.
We should be together too
Dear Rainbowdash,
Why haven't you written me back am I not good enough! How come featherweight got a letter from you why not me, WHY? The other ponies say that I'm obsessed with you I don't think I am, do you think I am Rainbowdash, well do you! But any ways how are you Dashie? I know I'm doing good want to know why, I'm good because I have finally moved from my foster home and I live in my own house I work as taxiepony it's not what my cutiemark is ment for but as long as I have you in my mind I don't care. I still hangout with Applebloom and Sweetybelle but they, like the other ponies think I am way to obsessed with you they try to be nice but I know they don't want to be with me anymore I don't care I just need you in my life and I will be happy.
your undying fan. Scootaloo--P.S
I secretly love you now please write me back.
Dear Miss's-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-biggest fan,
This will be the last package I ever send your sorry ass It's been six months and still no word - do I not deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassete I'm sending you. I hope you hear it I'm in a cart right now, I'm doing 90 on the road Hey Dashie, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Coltins, "In the Air of the Night" about that one colt who could have saved that other colt from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found the colts body.That's kinda how this is, you could have rescued me from drowning from my sorrows Now it's too late - I'm on to much vodka, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off my wall I loved you Rainbowdash, we could have been together, think about it but you ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it and when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Dashie: {Screams are in the background} Shut up you bitch's! I'm tryin to talk! Hey Dashie, those are my friend screamin in the trunk of the cart but I didn't kill any of them, I just tied them up, see I am not like you I wont hurt people emotionly I will hurt them physicly cause if they suffocate they will suffer more, and then they'll die too, maybe if Sweetybelle and Applebloom didn't have their cutiemarks they could have been the CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS MURDER VICTIMS. Well Rainbowdash, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this tape to you. {the cart then suddenly crashes sending Scootaloo and the rest of her friends over the bridge instintly killing them when they hit the bottom of the bridge}
Dear Scoots,
I meant to write you sooner but I was just so busy, so scoots you said you learned how to fly I guess your not my little chicken anymore you also said you moved from the fosterhome I'm just so happy for you. Look, I'm really flattered you got a tattoo of my name on your chest, I also have a autograph wonderbolts costume in this letter for you and for your friends. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must have missed you Don't think I did that intentionally just to avoid you Scoots but what's this about you liking to cut your wrists you got some issues Scoots, I think you need some counseling to help you from hurting yourself or other's. And what's this about us meant to be together? That is the type of stuff that makes me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your friends need each other or maybe you just need to treat them better remember scoots Friendsjip is the best kind of magic. I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Scoots: why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy things that will hurt anypony I heard this one crazy thing on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Somepony was drunk and drove a cart over a bridge and had his two girls in the trunk, and in the cart they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to. Come to think about, the ponys name was.. it was... it was you
