A Life With Ponies

A Life With Ponies

Chapter 2 REMAKE: Ponies. Yeah.

I made my way home, which was a crummy house made of bricks and was insanely small. It barely fit eight kids, including myself, and three adults. When you walk in, there is the living room, which had a coffee table and two couches, one big and one small. Then, there was the hallway that lead to my room, which I shared with my brother Dustyn, the small bathroom, and Zack and Tristen's room. You could also get to my sisters' room this way.

My sisters were named Brooke, Brittni, Jaden and Brianna. Brooke and Brittni shared a room, and Jaden and Brianna had shared a room until Brianna left for college. Brooke was very skinny, even more so than Dustyn. She had long, brown hair, flawless skin, and brown eyes. Brittni was kind of chubby, with short brown hair, brown eyes, and only a few freckles. Jaden was almost as skinny as Brooke, but not quite. She had long, brown hair and green eyes, and was kind of short. Brianna had medium sized hair, brown, with hazel eyes, and freckles aplenty.

If you head into the living room, you went into the dining room, which lead to the kitchen.  This in turn lead to the basement, which was my Grandma's room.  Jaden's room was in the basement as well. The kitchen also lead to my Dad and Step-Mom's room.

I walked into the house, tired from a long day of school and bullying. I was the first one home, as usual. Everyone else had after school sports stuff to go to, while I did not. I only sat in the house, played on my IPod Touch, and avoided any social contact from the outside world. Sure, if I got a text (Ha!) I would answer it, but other than that, nothing. When my IPod died, I get on my Laptop and surf around YouTube for a while.

However, today, something caught my eye. A faint glow. Just for a second, a glow, reflected off of my laptop screen from the backyard. I looked behind me.  A suspicious look growed on my face. "Wha?" I breathed. I hopped off the couch, and and slowly walked into the kitchen, which had a door to the backyard. I slowly opened the door, and looked around.  The cold already getting to me. "H-hello?" I said. I stepped outside, and looked around yet again. Seeing nothing, I decided to go to the backyard, and finally learn what that glow was.

I walked over to the fence gate, undid the lock and stepped inside. Taking care to lock it up again to make sure that if somebody decided to ninja sneak attack me, I would at least hear a metal CLANG to tell me to run like hell.

I looked around the backyard, and saw nothing.

What was that glow? I asked myself.

Then, all of the sudden, another glow erupted from nowhere, blinding me for a few seconds. When my vision came back, I was on the ground, in the snow. "Ugh... Did I pass out?" I groaned as I slowly pushed myself up, wiping the snow off my face as I did so. I looked at the house to find it intact, which was good. I turned around, and saw nothing out of the ordinary. The tree was there, covered in leaves, dead branches and snow, and even had six different colored ponies standing in front of it-

What.

Ponies.

In my backyard.

They seemed to not notice me.  If they did, then they were ignoring me (Which I think was what was happening). I decide not to walk up to them until they noticed me, which I was sure was going to be a while. They were talking to each other, quite frantically. So, they noticed that they were not in Ponyville, or wherever they were, anymore. I ducked behind the house, but then realized that if someone saw them, they would be hurt.  Or worse, killed, in some way, shape or form. Why did this have to happen to me?

I stepped out from behind the house, and stomped in the snow, causing them all to jump in surprise, especially Fluttershy.  She looked like her skin was just about to melt away. Judging from the show, that was a likely possibility that it will melt away. I cough. "Uh... Hi." I said. Smooth, JD. The Ponies looked at me with worried expressions, more or less. Twilight was in a mix of curiosity and fear, Rainbow was down-right "I'll take him down!", and Applejack was just skeptical.

"What are you?" Rainbow asked.

"I-I think it's one of those things Lyra always talks about..." Fluttershy whispered.

"What? Don' be goin' crazy on us, Fluttershy. Y'all know tha' Lyra's spoutin' nothin but hooey."

"Hey! Mister! You look scared! Why are you scared? I'd bet a good party will make ya happy!"

"Oh, my mane! All of this snow is not good for my mane!"

Twilight continued to stare at me as the others continued to shout. I looked to each pony, and tried to figure out which one to talk to first. I decided on Twilight, and walked up to her. As I did, the ponies' faces become more scared and frightened, since they did not know what I could do to them. I was right up to Twilight now, and I spoke.

"Hi." No sooner than the words had left my mouth, I had six ponies on top of me, attacking and asking me questions.

"All I did was say hi!!" I yelled.

"Who are you?! Why did you bring us here?!" Rainbow asked.

"If you would stop *OW!* hurting me, I'd tell you!!"

They stopped and looked at each other, and they slowly got off me. I heard Twilight's horn flare up, presumably to make sure I did not try anything funny. I wiped the snow off of my shirt, and cleared my throat. "Okay, listen, we got off on the wrong foot- er- hoof, there. Let's start over. Hi, I'm JD." I said, holding out my hand. The Ponies looked at me like I'm crazy, so I put my hand down. "Uh... You're not from here, are you?" I played dumb. As long as I did not mention the TV show, I would be fine. I did not want them freaking out.

"Obviously. Judging from you, your species must be dominant here. Where we're from, Equestria, ponies are the dominant species. Speaking of which, where are we?" Twilight asked.

"Um... You're.. In a... Different... Universe?"

"How do you figure?"

"Well, for one, your 2-Dimensional. And you're in technicolor."

"Technicolor?"

"It's... A type of colors, but never mind that. I'm 3-D, you're 2D. You don't belong here.

"So... We're not in our universe?"

"Nope. And this isn't a parallel Equestria, either. This is the state of Kansas in the United States of America."

"On Planet...?"

"Earth."

"Earth?"

"Earth, yes."

They all looked at me with skeptical looks now, and I did not blame them. Hell, if I showed up somewhere and a strange being told me I was in a different Universe, I wouldn't trust them either. "Well... You're name is JD, correct?"

"Y-yeah..."

I had ponies in my backyard.

"Well, I'm Twilight Sparkle, faithful student of Princess Celestia. These are my friends, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy." Twilight said, pointing to each of her friends as she named them off.

Ponies.

In my backyard.

"Uh... Well... You can't stay out here."

"Why not?"

"For one, it's Winter. You'll freeze to death if you stay out."

"So, the weather works the same here as it does in Equestria?" Rainbow asked.

"I wouldn't have a clue." I lied.

"I guess we'll stay for a day. But that's it! We must find a way home."

"And I'll help, for the one day  you're here."

I lead them inside, my eyes big as watermelons. I'm bringing six technicolor ponies, FAKE ponies, into my REAL house, which means that these ponies are REAL, but they are FAKE...