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A lot can happen In a day we all know this, but just what happens in Derpy Hooves typical day?

7:00 Am-8:00 AM

Wakes up. Checks on dinky hooves. Goes down stairs eats brick Os the concrete cereal.

8:00 AM-9:00 AM

Sends Dinky hooves to school. Flys to  ponyfill storage center in order to send furniture( particularly pianos to customers). Drops piano on lavender pony below.

9:00 AM-10:00 AM

Gets fire from work due to liability issues. Spends about an hour herpen derpen.

10:00 AM-11:00 AM

Herpen derpen.

11:00 AM-12:00 PM

Finds mail service job. Applies for the mail job. Gets the job.

12:00 PM-1:00 PM

Lunch= muffins

1:00 PM-2:00PM

First hour of job.

2:00 Pm-3:00 PM

Messes up mail deliveries(sends fluttershy fluttershouts mail ). Gets fired.

3:00 PM-4:00 PM

Picks up dinky hooves. Escorts dinky home.

4:00 PM-5:00 PM

herpen derpen

5:00 Pm- 6:00 PM

Find a new way to deal with cloppers,  soccer moms, pink slips, and lack of speaking lines

6:00 PM-7:00 PM

Prepares dinky hooves dinner. Eats with dinky hooves.

7:00 PM-8:00 PM

Stomp on clouds to create random thunder storms. Tuck dinky hooves in bed.

8:00 PM-9:00 PM

Muffin snack

9:00 PM-10:00 PM

Find new way to interrupt bonbon and lyrias sexy times by raiding there ice box. Change book arrangements in twilights library. Paint apple trees to look like zap apple trees. Swap bodies with celestia.

10:00 PM-11:00 Pm

Celestia and Derpy Regain their normal bodies. Colgate force brushes Derpy’s teeth. Sleepy time.