ponies on crack

by theinfeno

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 661

wanna read really shity stories that make no sense, whell read ponies on crack then.

random stories that don't make any sense and these include: twlight discovers radioactive isotope, and a day in the life of derpy hooves.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-20 08:28:34 UTC

a day in the life of Derpy hooves

A lot can happen In a day we all know this, but just what happens in Derpy Hooves typical day?

7:00 Am-8:00 AM

Wakes up. Checks on dinky hooves. Goes down stairs eats brick Os the concrete cereal.

8:00 AM-9:00 AM

Sends Dinky hooves to school. Flys to  ponyfill storage center in order to send furniture( particularly pianos to customers). Drops piano on lavender pony below.

9:00 AM-10:00 AM

Gets fire from work due to liability issues. Spends about an hour herpen derpen.

10:00 AM-11:00 AM

Herpen derpen.

11:00 AM-12:00 PM

Finds mail service job. Applies for the mail job. Gets the job.

12:00 PM-1:00 PM

Lunch= muffins

1:00 PM-2:00PM

First hour of job.

2:00 Pm-3:00 PM

Messes up mail deliveries(sends fluttershy fluttershouts mail ). Gets fired.

3:00 PM-4:00 PM

Picks up dinky hooves. Escorts dinky home.

4:00 PM-5:00 PM

herpen derpen

5:00 Pm- 6:00 PM

Find a new way to deal with cloppers,  soccer moms, pink slips, and lack of speaking lines

6:00 PM-7:00 PM

Prepares dinky hooves dinner. Eats with dinky hooves.

7:00 PM-8:00 PM

Stomp on clouds to create random thunder storms. Tuck dinky hooves in bed.

8:00 PM-9:00 PM

Muffin snack

9:00 PM-10:00 PM

Find new way to interrupt bonbon and lyrias sexy times by raiding there ice box. Change book arrangements in twilights library. Paint apple trees to look like zap apple trees. Swap bodies with celestia.

10:00 PM-11:00 Pm

Celestia and Derpy Regain their normal bodies. Colgate force brushes Derpy’s teeth. Sleepy time.

twilight discovers radioactive isotope

(discalmer note this is not my original idea i just ponyfied it and no i do not write or sound like this story. here is the link to the original one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA

Chapter 1

what it means! (The grammar quality is a reference to a Gmod video)

IT VERY QUIET DAY IN PONYVILE FOR TWILIGHT SPARKLE! She was busy in her studied labrotory with apple jack working on radioactive isotope when twilight made discovery. Epple jack I just made a discovery about isotope that it is so volatile that it does not have a half-life but a quarter life so we must observe with hasty.

Juts the head crab zombie landed on apple jacks head. Then twilight wents to look for her crow bar to knock head crab zombie of apple jacks head, but the crow bore was no wear to be found and had to borrow a claymore sword and without haste she knocks head crab off apple jocks head, but she was cut and said,” hey you’all watch where you swings that thing or this will be the last thing you hear out of me!, just kidding thanks.”

“HA!” “HA!” they laughed.

“Whait oh no where id isotop” apple jack said.

“Ult has been stoled!” whispered twilight.

(and as their IQs drop the story becomes more intense)

Chapter 2

They recover tez isotope but they don’t!

Twilight and apple jack arrived at the alien scene where bad guy from the game said “I have take isotope and it will cause meltdown!”

“NO NOT ALL OF DALLAS!” said twilight sparkle.

Which is targeted where they were and its nice place and my friend lives there.

“If you do not agree to my demands” said bad guy from the game said, “to late!”

And thee isotope hit quarter life and room begin to vaporize.

“Ew must escape out of here fastly” said twilight.

But apple jack was already blown to smitheroons.

Chapter 3

Destruaction is eminent!

Twilight sparkle was on the phone. “This is twilight sparkle how do we contain the meltdown, OH I KNOW”.

Used her portals gun to create a portal and pushed enemy headquarters into portal so Dallas would not melt down and so isotope would go out harmless in canterlot crystal caves.

“Yay.” Said twilight, “I succeeded at wining the mission”

“Not so fast mr twilight!”

(What happens next? You decide)

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