“Oh ho, such a lovely face, such a pretty image,” Discord muttered to himself atop his perch above the princess’s quarters. “It’s such a b-e-a-UUUUtiful day, Luna! Why waste the time slumbering and resting when there’s perfectly good chaos to enjoy?”
With a snap of his fingers, Discord transformed himself into a heap of digital squares, phasing through the window as if it weren’t even there. The Draconequus reappeared upon Luna’s bedroom floor as a large, two dimensional being with jagged and square edges. His shape was more or less random, with large squares of deep blue sticking out or in this way or that. The newly planar villain side-scrolled behind the peacefully dreaming princess with disturbing ease.
“Hail, meek being of Equestria!” he bellowed in an electric tone.
“AH! WHO GOES THERE?!” Luna shouted in her groggy Canterlot voice. “WHO DARES DISTURB OUR SL-”
Discord immediately silenced her with a two by one rectangle gag, sealing her loud mouth.
“Quiet, silly filly,” he moaned. “I am Xalintur, King of that round thingy you pretend to raise at night. You pretend, for I, the Moon King, Xalintur, am actually the true raiser of that round thingy. You, are a bitch.” Xalintur continues on in his electronic drone.
“I, the Moon King, known by most as Xalintur, and by bitches as The Electric Rattlesnake, have come.”
Discord pauses, drinking the immense amount of rage and confusion upon Princess Luna’s visage. “For you, itty bitty blue booty.”
He slaps away the 2-D mouth cover, to be immediately attacked by a powerful magic attack. Only, what Luna is sure an electric bolt of death turns out to be a cheez-whiz canon. Xalintur the Moon King is covered with delicious cheese spread.
“That was nice,” he says pedantically. “Yum yum, a creamy treat.” He lifts his digital arm with a bleep, then snaps his non-existant fingers, returning to his Draconequus form.
“Discord!” Luna shouts. “What in Our name art thou doing, not a figure of stone? Be this a fictitious narrative, a product of Our sleeping imagination, unchained by Our consciousness?”
“Surprised, Lewd-na?” Discord flies up and inspects his prey from all angles, feeling his aching loins already beginning to solidify. “No, you over-complicated pony. This, fortunately for me, is a dream come true.”
He lands next to the alicorn’s bed and rests a nonchalant elbow on her flank. “What’s up, my eloquent and long-lost fuck buddy?”
“We’ve never copulated, you prude!”
“What we do you mean there, baby?” Discord taunts. His arm slips down slowly until his strong, clawed hand rests upon Luna’s petite posterior. “The royal we, or the simple we that makes fucking sense?”
Discord giggles as luna reacts with a magical attack. This one creates a tiny baby cat. Discord swoops down and catches the furry creature, snuggling it to his face.
“Aw, thank you so much, Woona! How kind!” Discord throws the cat out the window before it turns into a high-explosive bundle shaped like a pony phallus. “Well, it’s the thought that counts. What are you thinking of, my little horn-dog?”
Discord swoops down to the teary-eyed princess and rests his massive lion paw on her little rump. “You seem upset, Luna. Need to blow off some steam? You seem about to burst at the seams, in need of a... reaming? Ha, ha haha!” Discord doubles over in exaggerated laughter as the pissed princess lifts a hoof to stomp the sarcasm out of the chaotic lord.
As the hoof lands, Discord opens his mouth wide and catches her soft blow, sucking her hoof lightly. He moans deeply and gently strokes her hoof, turning Luna’s red face a deeper shade of crimson.
Discord gets up and grabs Luna like a luchador, then tosses her on her own bed. “Tell me you don’t want a twenty inch dick-sword, Princess, and I’ll stop all the madness now. I’ll swoop back down to the labyrinth and return the ponies their parts, cease the precipitation of various beverages, the mutations, the transmorphing, the space-time rape train, I’ll even give you a free shot at my glass jaw.” Discord licks the paralyzed princess’s pretty pony face. “Just... say no. Then, you’re free, the reign of chaos ends before it begins. All you have to do, is not... give... in.”
The Draconequus stands above Luna as she lays on her back and spreads his wings, tensing his muscles, showing off his raging erection. Luna stammers something, but can only mutter sweet nothings and snippets of apprehensive praise.
“That’s what I thought, my little slut. How’s Equestria been this year? Visit the harem yet? Oh, you have one of those, right? We can burn a fag after this and you can tell me all about it, darling.” Discord waves his hand like a golden girl and immediately falls down on Luna, pinning the powerless princess.
“How’s your pussy after one thousand years of being on the dry, dry moon? I hear apples are great to eat if you wanna get your twat to get wetter. On that thought... maybe I’ll visit Sweet Apple Acres once that farmpony’s done in the impossible maze.”
Discord sheathed his cat claws and felt along Luna’s shapely pony body, his long, oddly shaped phallus pulsing with pent up lust. The petals of the royal twat were already a sea of hot fluids. Discord smirked and pushed a thick finger in, making Luna’s thousand mile gaze go cross.
The stiff Draconequus switched hands, digging two slender, pointed fingers into the moist oven. “Oh my goodness, Luna, you’re enjoying this? How exciting!”
“N-no!” Luna nearly shouts in attempt to break the jutsu. “We are NOT!”
With a great effort, Luna makes a simple hoof-sign and breaks free of Discord’s mental hold. As soon as she charges her horn for another random attack, her pussy immediately flares up. The heat of her womanly flesh increases twofold, the wetness overflowing and corrupting the royal sheets.
“NYAH!” the princess cries in pleasure.
“Oooooooh, I liked THAT one!” Discord grabs Luna’s horn and twists, locking it into the aphrodisiac spell.
Discord hops up and hovers over Luna’s blazing twat and lifts her up by her glorious ass. Without a fucking snarky comment, he pushes in with his concave cockhead, the flaring tip nearly ripping Luna’s virgin twat open. The pristine pink petals open for his massive shaft with great trouble, squeezing Discord’s sword with unbearable pleasure. Still, he pushes in with a huge shit eating grin.
“F-WAAAH!” Luna cries out in pain, her horn sparking twice. Discord grunts hard, feeling her cunt heat and throb and squeeze him like a vise. He began to thrust to great effect, Luna’s superpony lubrication made his thick cock slip around with the perfect mix of friction and softness.
Discord picked up the twitching pony and snaked his flexible body around so that his ears were right next to Luna’s twat. He lifted and dropped her on his huge cock, filling her up without even putting in the majority of his rod. The horny draconequus reached behind his horny head and grabbed Luna’s vibrating horn.
“Aaah, D-discord... AH!” Luna shouted again as he began to mastubate her horn. Luna’s twat got wetter, and hotter, and even more wet, and even more hot, boiling over with ever slow stroke of his hand. Discord’s massive cock throbbed more and more as he listened to the gloriously vulgar sounds of his thick cock pounding the puny pony princess pusy with impunity. Not long after he bit into the tiny plot, Discord knew he’d cum gallons. With a snap of his fingers, Luna was on the bed, squirming in a triple orgasm, a massive cock compressing her most sensitive spots. An exact replica of Luna’s twin had materialized in the magic flash. She stood on all fours, her huge hair flowing on celestial winds, her neck bent down to suck Luna’s übersensitive horn.
Luna’s face went blank completely. Discord was reaming her tight little pussy with painful force, the wet and carnal noises music to his ears. Luna began to suck air in short pants, moans escaping each breath. Her tight cunt began to get wetter, drowning the sheets in a girlcumfall.
“Where to spunk, where to spunk...” Discord thought aloud, stroking his beard whilst Celestia’s magic replication deep-throated Luna’s sizeable horn. The recreation jerked and spasmed as she was shocked, but the unfeeling thing did not twitch otherwise.
“Ah! I know! Hmmmm, it will be perfect!” Discord breathed deep and focussed on Luna, staring deeply into her blank face. She was in absolute heaven, and the sight made Discord feel all warm and fuzzy inside. On Luna’s inside, Discord felt the tightness, the softness, the heat, the wet, the ribbed walls, it was all fantastic.
So fantastic, he ejaculated in twenty-three seconds. He let his huge cock slip out of Luna’s oven, immediately shivering as her braising juices cooled on his phallus. He gripped his own cock and squeezed the base, then shoved the huge thing into faux-Celestia’s mouth. Discord lifted Celestia’s face by her built in handle, feeling the completely consensual oral, imagining it was the real thing, just as hungry for thick draconequus semen.
Discord exploded immediately after hearing the fake Celestia’s muffled voice say “Drown me,” which came through more like “Dwowm meh.” Discord felt his enormous sack empty, one long, thick spurt at a time. Lots of hot, thick cream squirted out of Celestia’s boxy snout and all over his waist, dripping down to Luna’s face. Discord came harder when he looked down in his bliss to see Luna open her mouth and catch all the long semen strips. He pulled out of Celestia’s overfull mouth and launched fifteen more hard ropes, completely covering the twins in cum.
“You should see the looks on your faces! Price-ah...” Discord began to say, cumming a bit more. Celestia kept her stolid, beautiful eyes open as he got cum in them. She blinked once, smiling wide, sticking out her tongue. All her caught cum snowballed perfectly into Luna’s hungry maw. Little sis moaned and savored the taste, then gulped it down hard.
Discord continued stroking, still spurting a constant series of globs for twenty-two more minutes. He drenched Luna’s navy blue coat, as well as her flowing mane, with his yellow-tinged white, filling her pussy as well. Celestia licked up every single spermatozoa, and Luna gobbled it up, addicted to the flavor.
Eventually, Xilantur took his leave, a thousand years of sperm finally released. Well, maybe the first few hundred week’s worth.
“Thank you merry vuch, my loyal, royal cum dumpster,” Discord tossed over his shoulder. He lifted his hoof and laid it on the ledge, flicking his tail this way and that, his loins sucked clean. “I’ve a maze to solve. Watch out my little ponies, here cums chaos!”
