Pessimistic Pony Book 1 Pissy Moods and Perfect Dudes.

by Thunder-Strike

Rating: teen
Tags: Spike, Comedy, Adventure, Mr. Cake, Sex, Main 6, Mrs. Cake, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Original Character
Length: 2083

First story. Critics are welcome but please don't be to hard.

You want a background? Here it is: Carrot Cake(Mr. Cake) had a little brother. His name is PowLiveCake, and he is somewhat... Pessimistic.
He has a friend named Stella(She's a bird.) who's VERY annoying. He wears a certain line of clothing that includes: Blue Jeans, sleeveless tank, beanie and Hipster Glasses.

He leaves the home one day and meets a special pony who catches his eye. (Not gonna tell yet ;o)
He goes out on a few dates with the pony and ends up doing something he's never even thought of before...... He falls in love. Shit is sure to fly.
By the way it's gay and straight :D

Published 2012-10-26 14:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-10 20:58:38 UTC

Wake Up Pessimistic Pony

Time to Wake Up~~~" He heard being whispered softly into his ear. "Hnng..." He moaned softly, fidgeting. "SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA I'VE BEEN TRYING THIS FOR OVER AN HOUR! WAKE THE FLUFF UP!" The same soft voice screamed. "OH MY GLOB'S OF ICING! I'm awake." He screamed and then suddenly went calm. "You gotta go out and do something today." The soft voice said. He opened his eyes to the wonderful sight of his naked friend Stella. "Get your Double D's off my chest and let me get dressed." Pow said curling his upper lip. She squished them against h chest and rubbed up and down. "Oh but Pow don't you like this?" She asked pouting. "Yes. But I need to get DRESSED." He said and pushed her off. "And so do you." He said, putting his '*Cock Pockets' on. He put his jeans on over them and sighed, putting his Thick Rimmed Glasses on and falling against the spinning chair. The girl with rainbow wings on her back came back and leaned against his door, a tight red shirt squeezing her breasts. "Put on something less intimate." He said, not even looking at her. "But you don't even know what I'm wearing!" She squealed, pouting again. "A tight red shirt, no bra.... Pink Bow in your hair, white panties that'll get ruined throughout the day from the way I speak some times and then your favorite black skirt." He sighed after he said this, putting his grey sleeveless on. "Damn you." She whispered, leaving the room. He left the room, turning off the light and shutting the door, looking pleased. He sat at the table, eating some random chocolate cereal, slurping up the milk and then wiping his face with a cloth. Stella came back into the room wearing a loose fitting black T, booty shorts and some cowgirl boots. "There. That's more acceptable. Hey!" He exclaimed smiling. "You even put on a bra!" "Shut the fluff up." She said after he continued. "Aw but sweetie I wouldn't want to quiet my dirty mouth." He said, kissing her lips softly. Stella blushed and then hit his face. "What the Hell!?" He screamed, his eyes going wide. "That's for being an ass hole." She said, closing her eyes. He sighs once more and puts his beanie on, sitting in the same chair. "Wake up Pessimistic Pony!" Stella screamed, shoving her hands in his face. "What?" He asked, utterly confused. "Stop being so sad all the time. Stop being so Hum Drum. GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING! BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER! HAVE BABIES!" "Shut up. You're to loud." He said after her ranting. "Fine." She said pouting. "I'm gonna visit my brother" He said yawning. "Can I come?" Stella asked, already packing her suitcase. "Fine. But if you're to annoying you're going home." He said yawning again. "If I die on the way... Which I might... Tell my brother that I love him and that I hope mom is proud of me." He said a single tear falling from his eye. "Pessimistic Pony." Stella mumbled. "What was that?" Pow asked, looking at her, eyebrows raised. "Nothing." She said, jumping onto Pow's skateboard. "You can fly. Get off of my board." He said, grabbing his backpack. "Fine." She pouted again. "Stop pouting. IT's not cute. It's ANNOYING." He said, glaring at her. "Celestia man what's up your ass?" She asked, pulling her head back, flapping her wings. "Everything. You told me I had no life. That'd make you mad wouldn't it?" He asked, rolling down the hill, his helmet hanging loose. She sighed and just followed. ~What am I going to do with you?~ She asked herself, staying close.

Pessimistic Pony's New friend.

"So this is where you brother lives?" Stella asked as she landed softly, right beside Pow. "Yeah..." Pow said, yawning again. "You yawn to much." She said poking his cheek. "You talk to much." He said poking her left breast. "Understandable." She said nodding, not even looking at him. ~He's become such a douche over the years....~ She said in her mind. "Come on! WE gotta ge-" Pow was cut off as he bumped into someone. "O- Oh... Sorry about that... I- I was just going to find one of my friends at Sugarcube Corner...." The soft, gentle voice he had just knocked down said. "No no." Pow said standing up "It's my fault. My name is PowLiveCake." He finished and then helped HER up. "My name is Fluttershy." She said shyly. ~Her hair is pretty.... PINK... But still pretty.~ Pow said in his mind. "I was just on my way to Sugarcube as well to see my brother and sister-in-law." He said yawning again. "Are you tired?" She asked, her hair covering the left side of her face. "Not at all. I just yawn a lot." He said, holding back another yawn. "Well... I should be on my way." She said, walking past him. Pow stared at her, her wings lightly unfolding. ~A Pegusi?~ He asked himself and then sighing at his normal body. "Someone looks embarrassed." Stella said giggling. "Shut up." He said rolling his eyes "Come on. I wanna see my brother."

"LOOK OUT!" A loud voice screamed, as a cupcake was flung across the room and out the door. "Pinkie watch out!" A familiar voice to Pow was heard. "Carrot Cake?" Pow asked, calling into the building. "Yes. Who's asking?" The shop owner asked, his curly hair as curly as ever, and as orange. "I have news regarding your younger brother PowLiveCake." He said, trying not to smile. "What?" Mr. Cake asked, his smile fading "Wh- What happened to him? Is he okay?" "I have no idea. Why don't you GET YOUR ASS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTER AND ASK ME YOU DUMB GLOB OF ICING!" He shouts, putting his brother in a surprise headlock. "Pow! Let me go!" He said tapping his shoulder "Tap out! TAP OUT!" "Fine fine fine." Pow said smiling. "How're you doing though?" Carrot asked smiling. "I've been good... got my own place now..." He neglected to mention who he lived with "Somewhere in a mountain or something. Have you heard from mum?" "Not recently. But I'm sure she's fine... Who's the pretty bird holding your stuff outside?" Carrot asked leaning his head to the side. ~Well fuck.~ Pow said in his mind. "Her name is Stella... She's a friend of mine I met in the woods. She needed a place to stay and... So... Yeah." Pow said, eyeing a chocolate cake. "How much for the big chocolate cake?" He asked, pulling out his wallet. "For you? Nothing." He said taking it out and handing it to him. "Bro. I can't just take this." Pow said smiling but shaking his head. "No I insist. It's been seven years." Carrot said, insisting. "Fine. But I'll pay you back somehow later." Pow said yawning. "Still yawning? I thought you grew out of that." Carrot said, Stella walking in and stopping by Pow. "Hi." She said, putting her hand out. "My name is Stella, I live with your brother." She said smiling. Carrot nods and shakes her hand "I know exactly who you are." "LOOK OUT!" Was screamed as another cupcake was flung. "PINKIE!" Carrot yelled then put his hat back on. "Who?" Pow asked, vaulting over the counter. Stella did a small jump and landed on Pow's back. THUD! "Don't do that again." Pow said, dropping her. "Pinkie don't you think you should stop throwing all the- EEP!" Fluttershy squeaked, dropping to the floor as Pinkie through a cake. "NOT THE CHOCOLATE STRAWBURRY!" Pow screamed, and jumped into the air, catching. "Whew..." He let out a sigh of relief. "Well thanks Pow." Carrot said smiling. "Pinkie stop." Carrot said, motioning his hands to stop. "Fine. But it was fun." She said, giggling and ending with a snort."My names Pow?" The younger Cake put his hand out, questioning if it's a good idea or not. "I'm Pinkamena. But you can call me Pinkie." She said, her pink hair bouncing. "Okay..." He said, his eyebrow raised. "Is this your friend Fluttershy?" He asked the pink haired pony. She shied away and Pow sighed. "Come on Stella. I've got a place where I know we can stay." He said, yawning and then exiting the store.

What the Fluff just happened here?

"So... Where is it we're going?" The winged girl asked, resting her head on Pow's back. "I have no idea." He said, biting his lower lip. "But I thought you-" "I was lying." He said, cutting her off. "WHAT?! WHY?!" She screamed. "First of all; Quiet down. And second; It was because I wanted to sound like I planned this trip."He said, yawning. "Well.... WE could look in the newspaper for an apartment or someone wanting to rent a room or something like that?" She suggested, fixing her bra straps. "Eh... Actually.... I have an old friend who lives in a huge tree. Her name..... What was her name?" He asked himself. "PowLiveCake?" A familiar voice asked. "No no no, that's my name." He said waving his hand. "No. It's me you idiot. Twilight Sparkle?" The black and light purple haired female asked. Pow's eyes went large and he turned to see the somewhat nicely dressed unicorn. "H- Hi." He said blushing lightly. "Aw~" She giggled "You're Blushing. Why? IT's just me. I realize we haven't seen each other since we were kids but... IT's nice to see how you turned out." She said smiling. He grinned and fixed his beanie, yawning once more. "Yeah. It's nice to see you too after all these years..... Hey. I know this is sudden and this is a lot to ask but could I Maybe kinda sorta stay with you for a few days still I find a place to live?" HE asked, biting his lower lip once more. ~Oh my Celestia... The way he bites his lip...~ Twilight though, and a tiny blush crept onto her face. "Sure." She said smiling. "Oh... And this is my friend Stella." He said flatly. "Oh. Thanks." She said, using sarcasm. "Hi!" Twilight bubbled, she seemed energetic, not like Pinkie, but.... Just energetic. "Hi." Stella said, smiling.

*several boringly agonizing hours later*

"So you're spike?" Stella asked, bent down. The green haired, purple shirt wearing boy blushed at the sight of the cleavage. "Y- Y- Yeah. I- I'm S- Spike." He stumbled, just staring. She smiled deviously and patted his head. "Good for you."

"You're rooms are down the hall." Twilight said smiling. "Thanks Twi. I owe you." Pow said with a light smirk. "OH you shouldn't worry about paying me back." She replied, smiling. ~She didn't get it? I'm flirting with her!~ He screamed in his mind. She turned away from him, swaying her hips as she walked. He stared at the imprint of her Cutie mark on her butt. ~Oh my Celestia.....~ He smirked, leaning up against the wall. "Watch it Horn Dog." Stella said, slapping the side of his head as she walked by him, "What was that for?" He asked, with a rather angry tone. "Stop staring at her ass." She said rather.... Rudely? "Get over it Stella. You're just my friend." Pow said, shaking his head. "WHAT IF I WANTED TO BE MORE THAN THAT?! HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER ACCEPTED ME AS SOMEONE! NOT JUST THE GIRL WHO SHOWED UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP IN THE POURING RAIN INJURED!" She screamed at him, and he just stood there, wide-eyed. "I'm going for a walk." She said, and left."What the fluff just happened here?" He asked himself, his left eyebrow raised. "Stella just confessed her love for you!" Spike pointed out. "Where the Tartarus(I most likely spelled that wrong) did you come from?" Pow asked, pushing him away a little. "Down the hall. I sleep next to Twilight." He said smiling. ~You lucky fluff bag~ Pow said in his mind, curling his upper lip. He squatted down to Spike's height and put his hands on his shoulders. "IF you tell ANYONE about this, I will kick your little dragoniod ass okay?" He asked, raising his eyebrow, his left said closer to Spike's face. "Y- Yeah man we're cool!" Spike said, raising his hands. "Good. Let's get something to eat. Then you're gonna help me find Stella okay?" He asked, smirking. "S- Sure!" Spike agreed, probably just going along with it now..