Derpy Hooves has always been, well, Derpy. But what if one day, that wasn't the case? Twilight's been experimenting with a new type of spell that she thinks can endow a pony with the entire wealth of knowledge collected in her library and she tries to use it on herself... but it misfires and instead the spell collides with an innocent muffin. But who on Equestria would eat a glowing, obviously jinxed muffin?