the mysterious unknown

by rx64

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1136

what happens when you mix a very annoying narrator with an obnoxious protagonist?

What happens when you mix a very annoying narrator with an obnoxious protagonist?

Simple...

CHAOS!!!

with an addition of a very well-known purple unicorn, we will have a ride of our lives.

Published 2012-10-22 05:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-22 05:10:02 UTC

what cannot be unsee

Long ago in a distance land... ok I will stop here for a moment here and talk about our lord and saviour. But that’s what I’m here for. I’m a freaking narrator! Why am I going to talk about Jesus that we all know that his our saviour and will be returning some days. But enough about that let’s start the real story into OVERDRIVE!

“Hey what kind of story are we talking here?” a strange spoke to me! Well I’m glad you ask my friend because this story is about YOU!

“About me? I don’t even have an official name here!” ok hold your horses, I’m just getting to that!
Ahem!

Far as we know, a Pegasus rarely flies at night and... “Whoa! Wait a minute! I’m a Pegasus! Cool!” Yes, it’s cool! Can we move on now? “Sure!”

But Star Streak... “Wait a minute you’re naming me ‘Star Streak’?” yes, is there a problem with that? “Um, yes! First of all, you never told what I am. And second, I’m having second thoughts being a part of this story.” You don’t want the name Star Streak, huh. Fine. AHEM! Mr. Whiner... “OK, FINE! Star Streak it is!” Yay!

Where was I? Ah yes! Star Streak was different. He likes to fly at night to observe the beautiful night that Princess Luna has created. “Princess Luna huh? Is this a kind of story where I rescue ‘Princess Luna’ from an evil master-mind overlord?” If you interrupt me one more time, I’m going to call Mr. Dreamer loony-pants for the rest of the STORY!!! “Sorry, jeez. Continue what you doing blah blah blah...”

OK! As I was saying, Star Streak tends to sneak out of his house during the late hours to observe the night sky. The light-brown, green mane winged-stallion tends to do every night when the moon is full and if there is an astronomical event is happening. But one faithful night, something strange has popped up in the sky and crash landed near where Star Streak is always hanging out to observe the night.

“Can I interrupt for a moment here? What kind of story is this? And why the ‘buck’ you gave me green mane? Did I just say ‘buck’ instead of ‘buck’? You’re messing with me here aren’t you?” indeed I am. Now shut your trap and let me continue.
As he approaches his destination, he saw something glimmering in the distance. It’s something out of this world! “Ok you are official a drama queen, you know that right?” Ok, first of all, I’m just a voice or narrator inside your head with no sexual orientation what so ever. And second, if interrupt me one last time, I am personally going to tie you above a pool full of shark where they going to tear you limb by limb! “Fine, I won’t talk unless you give me some lines.” Thank You!

Upon arrival, he saw the thing that’s been glimmering throughout his journey. “What is this thing? I never saw anything like this before fall out of the sky. I wonder what kind of object will fall under this circumstances. Better hide it before anypony notices it.”

He immediately covers it with leaves and branches, enough to be hidden in plain sight. He rushes towards his home and sleep shortly comes by to visit him.

“Wow, I never thought the story would be this interesting.” You don’t trust me enough to lead the way. So hush now you’re waking up.

As Celestia raise the sun to a beautiful morning, Star Streak immediately wakes up and nearly hits his head on the ceiling.
After a very surprising morning, he cleans himself up and left early to visit one particular purple unicorn that lives in a library with all the information he needs to investigate. As he rushes toward in destination, he bumps his twin sister who came to visit him from canterlot.

“Whoa, watch where you’re flying streak. You can hurt some pony, you know that right?” His twin sister told her. “Yeah, sorry Star Chaser but I have something to do. Bye.” He replied quickly like nothing happened. “Ok, I’ll just wait for you in your house.” Star Chaser to his awful twin brother. “Hey! I resent that!” Sorry for pointing the obvious, Captain Obvious!
As he approaches the library exhausted, he knock three times with all his remaining strength... “I only flew for a couple of minutes and now I’m exhausted? Come on Mr. Voice, or whatever you call yourself, that I’m running away from something!” If you don’t shut your muzzle, I’m going to wrap it with duck tape. And shoos, spoilers!

The purple unicorn heard the knocks and immediately opens the door with her magic. “Oh, good morning Star Streak. You do want another copy of one my astronomy books, I just finished reading this new book...” “Not... now... twilight... I need... your help... with... something...” as Star Streak talked very exhausted on his flight. “O... k... What is it?”

As you explain to Twilight happen last night, she became suspicious of your story. “What are you talking about? There is nothing out there! And how can you be sure that it’s not from Eqeustria?” ask Twilight with a very high criticism attitude. “I’m telling you, this is out of this world. I investigated it from head to tail and this thing is not from this world!” He answered with a straight face. “Fine, if this thing isn’t really from our world, do you have any proof of its existence?” Twilight ask furiously. “Come with me and I will tell you on the way.”

You explain everything that you saw last night, from the glimmering to the shape of the object. When everything you said was clear as water, Twilight asks: “Are you sure it’s a strange thing and not from your imagination?” “If this was only my imagination, then what do you call that?”Star Streak points out a stack of leaves and branches that you use to hide the strange object.

Twilight is skeptic on what she saw but he unravelled it to see what kind of expression she will make. “Eyes wide and jaw dropped. Oh yeah I’m cool.”

“Wha- what is this thing?” she ask surprisingly. “I don’t know! That’s why i brought here in the first place to know ‘what’ it is?” He answered furiously. But suddenly a strange light came shimmering from inside that oddly shape thing.

Both Star Streak and Twilight Sparkle are startled from what they saw and it was... “Oh come on! Why are ending so soon? It was getting better!” Shoos, let just wait until another chapter arrives. But for now, good night to everypony. I hope nightmare moon won’t come to get you.