Best. Crash. Ever

by Jiss:D

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 1831

Did I hear you say ''fluffy ass shenanigans'' ? TAKE THIS

Meh just some stuff to get the ol' brain goin, hope you like it ;3

~FlutterDash btw

*first fic so go easy on me* XD

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-21 21:51:59 UTC

Prepare your D'aaawws

Chapter 1 maybe? lol i dunno

Fluttershy's eyes gently opened to a strawberry sky, well what she could see of it, her soft pink mane was kinda in the way but thankfully a sweet scented breeze blew it back into place. A breeze that was created from a cyan pegasus's mischeif in the sky, by the time it hit a snoozing Fluttershy it was but a pleasant gust that carried the scent of Pinkie's baking. With a dainty stretch and yawn the world came to life, whilst adjusting to her surroundings something caught her eye; The one and only... Rainbow Dash. Speeding through the sky, weaving and soaring with such... such freedom it was quite artistic in a way. Catching sight of this dislpay caused a blissful wave of emotion over Fluttershy, warmth radiated throughout her body and she let out a content sigh.

'Get yourself together, girl! Oh, Fluttershy... you have to tell her. Tell her the way she makes you feel, the way she turns you to putty and... Ok maybe not, she doesn't really seem the sappy lovey-dovey sort. But what if she is? Oh, I do hope so-' Interrupting her from this dreamy state was a rather agitated Angel tapping her and hastily pointing at his wrist back and forth to the just visable Sugarcube Corner.

''I'm late! The party! I had completely forgotten, thank you ever so much Angel; I would still be asleep and.. and...'' Angel rolled his eyes and whilsted for colourful birds to help push the still rambling Fluttershy from under the shade of the tree and get her up and running. ''Oh allright, I do need to get going, before I leave, do you need anything?... dinner! I forgot about your-'' The birds and Angel gave her a reassuring nudge and pointed to a bale of hay.

''Ok, Allright guys, see you later... and thanks''

She began to hoof it into town, making sure she looked where she was going as she didn't want to bump into anypony and get them hurt. Rainbow Dash soared just over her with a cheeky grin that made her heart skip a beat, ''Hey 'Shy! Need a lift?''

''I..Uh..WAHHH!'' Dash secured her forelegs around fluttershy's chest and hoisted her up in the air, when Fluttershy's mind wrapped around what was happening, she scrambled and let out a frightened squeak, clutched onto Dash for dear life with her hind legs around her waist and forelegs tightning in fright around her neck. This wobbled Dash's flight a bit and she felt 'Shy's face bury into her chest, the delicate pony's embrace sent all of her senses hay-wire as it's what she's been dreaming of since...like forever! Resisting every single instinct that commands her to release the years of desire and just kiss her already! She almost gives in, in the heat of the moment... she catches herself and snaps out of it,  the fact that they're barely four feet off the ground and 'Shy is on the brink of tears causes Dash to almost bust a lung laughing, but to 'Shy it must be some sort of new record or something. Fluttershy peeks up at Dash to see what all the commotion is about- ''heh! you allright-there-'shy? BWHAHAHAHAHAH''

''C-could you slow down just a tincy bit, please?''

Too late.

It was seconds before they burst through the doors of Sugarcube corner and turned the whole place upside down, not to mention coliding with Rarity and sending her flying into Vinyl Scratch's station. Rainbow and Fluttershy landed in one of Pinkie's scrumptious cakes, making it rain cake and frosting. Not that Pinkie minded, she screamed with delight and licked the whole room clean in an instant.

''Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash! are you alright?!'' Twilight called after them

''...oww...'' Fluttershy groaned as she opened her eyes, when she realised she was slumped on top of Rainbow nose to nose, she hid her blush with her mane and carefully untangled herself from the ensemble. The concerned ponies surrounded her making sure she was in one piece, however her heart was racing so fast from the hullabaloo she had just caused that she hadn't realised that Rainbow hadn't moved an inch, not even opened her eyes. Eyes filled with worry, she stepped towards Rainbow and gingerly nudged her shoulder, nothing. She whimpered slightly and tenderly nuzzled Rainbows face and neck only to find a gash hinding under her fringe. A gasp escapes Fluttershy as she steps back with wide eyes at the sight of the blood.

''Oh, Fluttershy! you gotta be more assertive, like this!'' says Pinkie Pie bounding, About to piledive onto Rainbow's limp body. Everyone winces a little as Pinkie gets back up with her head inquizitively to the side ''huh, I woulda thought that would've worked!''

''Awh horsefeathers, she's out cold. Must've hit her noggin on somethin', maybe we should take her to the hospital?'' Applejack asks

My poor Dashie, allways getting herself injured somehow... she's in a really bad way and needs patching up, I bet I could take care of her faster than-THAT'S IT! Seeing this as her chance, Fluttershy grabbed it with both hooves.

''Oh, um.. maybe I should take care of her? I mean.. if that's ok, I don't want to have to bother the doctors and...''

''That's very kind of you, Fluttershy.'' Twilight said smiling ''Now what to do with Rarity...''

The three ponies turned their attention to the wails of Rarity whilst Fluttershy carefully put Dash on her back and flew to the first place she could think of- Rainbow's house, It's secluded and comfier for Dash. Even though her wings could barely carry them both, she landed on a cloud near by and hopped the rest of the way. Exhausted, nudging open the door and turning on the lights, illuminating Dash's messy yet cool as buck home.

Treading on the unfamiliar clouds made her uneasy but she pressed on to lay the unconscious Dash on her sofa. Sitting affectionately at her side she started to sing sweet melodies, Fluttershy's kind aqua eyes took in every inch of her crush's features, stroking her windswept mane through every colour, tracing the curve of her back with her hoof, tweaking and gentley grooming her out of place feathers. Thinking of all the things to wake Dash up, Fluttershy sighs and rests her head on Dash's shoulder, listening to her steady heartbeat.

When she gets an idea, wild with adrenaline, hoping that maybe she won't wake up, 'Shy sits up and slides a hoof under Dash's head, cradling her face and leans towards her. Is this really happening? Earlier in the day it felt like a distant impossible disire. Yellow lips met motionless cyan, utter bliss blazed throughout Fluttershy, but she can't help but think if only Dash was awake. Opening her eyes to see if it had worked, to find Rainbow still sound asleep overwhelmed 'Shy. Her glisening eyes fell down and a few tears streamed down her cream face. Her eyes flashed back open instantly when she felt a pressure on her lips, her gaze meeting a pair of pink passionate eyes.

Pt 2~ kjvndv

WooOOooOoOo A second part~ (╯°□°)╯

It took alot of strength to not get lost in those adorable aqua eyes, pure and serene like an untouched jungle lagoon. Alive with passion, she closed her eyes and ran her hoof through Fluttershy's voluptuous mane; her instincts taking over as she pulled herself deeper into the kiss, igniting a blaze as their hearts soared. Haziness still engulfed Rainbow, reluctantly she pulled away from 'Shy's embrace, trying to stable herself.

'Breathe, Dash, breathe. Is this real? or is my head still up in the clouds? Don't care. This is awesommeeeeee!' She brushed up against the side of 'Shy's neck before she even got the chance to open her eyes. 'Shy jumped slightly as Rainbow nestled her face into the tossled pink mane but after realising what Dash was up to Fluttershy leaned into Rainbow smiling.

'Please Celestia don't let this be a dream!'

''I..um..I.. Oh, Rainbow..'' Lost for words, Fluttershy just closed her eyes and a blissful sigh infused with relief escaped.

Pulling her head back with a goofy smile, Rainbow's face soon mirrored the shock on 'Shy's features and a surge of panic pierced through her when she saw the blood trickling off her forehead and the smear she left on Fluttershy's coat. 'Yep this is definately real, this hurts.' she thought

''ohdearohdearohdearohdear'' Fluttershy whispered gradually getting louder, Dash just watched her with a confused expression as 'Shy went from almost cowering at the blood to completely changing into a calm and engaged pony when she headed to Dash's sink and grabbed a first aid kit. She flew back over to Dash's side before you could say Horseapples with a bucket of warm water and a comforting look in her eyes. She began to tend to the wound left from the crash earlier whilst soothing any winces or little cries Dash let out by kissing her nose or stroking her mane. 'Shy began to catch on when Dash was wincing a little more than what was nessisary, especially from the brave Rainbow Dash and playfully tweaked her ear. ''Ow! that hurt!''

''All done..'' Shy smiled as she packed up the red stained towels and started cleaning up the mess

''Thanks 'Shy but psshht it was only a scratch''

Fluttershy shot her a surprised look ''Psshht'' she mirrored Dash's sound  ''You were a bigger scaredy cat than I was! Oh.. um not that I minded, sorry Dashie.. you're-'' She was cut off by a pair of blue forelegs wrapping round her stomach, forcing her to drop the bloody equipment into the soapy sink. Giggles erupted from both of them when Rainbow started caressing 'Shy's neck with her nose and nibbling here and there.

*Knock knock knock!*

A clumbsy couple of knocks almost makes 'Shy shoot through the roof.

Chuckling and giggling, Rainbow quickly lead Fluttershy to a balcony and kissed her goodbye. ''Will I see you tomorrow?'' 'Shy whispered

Dash nodded as she trotted to the door, Fluttershy sighed with a little smile as she watched her love waltz to the door and turn round to wink at her, she returned with a cute expression as she blushed and leapt off the balcony, unfurling her wings to glide home. In the distance she hears Dash say ''What is it now, Derpy?'' and giggles to herself, still giddy from the night. She glided through the starry skies where she saw Luna resting on a cloud.

Bursting through her cottage door almost delirious with love, she snuggled into bed starry eyed, her mind spinning with the memories of tonight. 'This.. I..um..ahh! Calm down now shy, it's time to sleep.' She adoringly nuzzled her pillow and whispered- ''I must have been dreaming, somebody pinch me!''

That's when she felt a playful nip on her flank and those pink passionate eyes met hers once again.