Weegee goes to Ponyville

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Human, Sweetie Belle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other
Length: 1443

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Eeeehhhhhvrybodies favorite plumber goes through a green pipe and ends up in world 666, Equestria.

Published 2012-12-20 04:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-20 04:20:01 UTC

Mama Luigi

"Hey Mario whats this pipe over here that I am seeing at this moment?" said Weegee as he studied the unusually shaped pipe that was curved.

"I don't know bro why don't you jump in and find out." said Mario as he stomped on a koopa.

"Alrighty! Ill be back home for spaghetti! " said Weegee as he jumped into the curved green pipe.

Blurp Blurp Blurp

"Waaaaaaaaah!" screamed Weegee as he started to shake and twirl around through the pipe.

"Oof!" said Weegee as he landed from the sky on top of a pony crushing and killing her... oh and it was Sweetie Belle.

"Oh my god are you alright?" said Weegee at his kill.

"Whats... whats your name?" "cough" "cough" said Sweetie Belle as she coughed blood.

"Um... my name is Luigi.."

"Luigi huh... tell Applebloom I love her."

With a final breath, Sweetie Belle closed her eyes and lay there limp.

"NOOOOO!" screamed Weegee at the helpless filly who died.

"Hey wait is this a pony? That would make some a good meatballs for spaghetti!"

Weegee then pulled out a meat grinder from his green overalls and started to tenderize Sweetie Belle's dead body into meat balls.

"Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, this a gonna be a good meal when I get back to Mushroom Kingdom."

After tenderizing the helpless dead filly into meat balls, Weegee put back the meat tenderizer along with his meatballs into his overalls for later. He then wiped the blood off his overalls and started to look back into the sky were he came from and he saw the pipe all the way connecting from a very tall mountain.

"I dios meio! How am I supposed to get up there?"

Then he noticed a pegasus flying up from the sky going past the mountain. Weegee made a "hmmm" sound and put his finger up to his lips and finally realized how he can get back to the pipe.

I will use the flying horses to get back home! It'll be as easy as riding a yoshi!

Weegee then noticed a white haired horse with a yellow mane right next to a house delivering mail, she seemed to have a mail bag and on her flank was some bubbles.

Perfect I'll use her!

Weegee then snuck up really close to the pony and stared at her creepily until she noticed him and as soon as she backed up from surprise, Weegee jumped on her back. The pony started to fly into the sky erratically out of fear. Weegee just held on until him and the pony crashed right into the mountain. The two got up from the crash dizzied and shaky.

"Hey what was that for!? I have deadline for my mail" said the pony.

Weegee just stared at the pony and she just backed away again.

"What is wrong with you? And stop staring at me like that!"

Weegee then got closer to the pony continuing to stare at her creepily.

"Get away from me!" said the pony in fear.

"Can you take me to the top of the mountain talking horse?"

"Uh... sure... if you just stop creeping me out!"

"Okay... hey what is wrong with your eyes? They are more crazy then my delicious spaghetti!

"Um... it's a birth defect..."

"Oh don't worry I have the cure for this! If you get me to the top of the mountain, I will give you my special spaghetti to eat that will cure any disease or disfigurement."

"Really! You mean I won't be judged by other ponies anymore! and maybe get a mate for once!" said the pony excited.

"Yep, Exactly, All you have to do is get me to that pipe right there on top of the mountain."

"Okay hop on! ...But what do I call you?"

Weegee just stood there and contemplated this issue, Then he came up with an name.

"Call me Mama Luigi!"

"Okay Mama Luigi, Hop on my back."

Weegee and the pony started to fly all the way up until Weegee heard a crack on the ponie's back and they came tumbling down from the air towards the mountain. They crashed and landed right on the near top of the mountain close to the pipe. They clambered up from the ground and adjusted themselves from the incident that just procured this instant.

"What de hell Pony? I thought you could fly?." said Weegee as he stood up from the ground.

"Don't worry, My back must be hurt by the crash but, we'll be fine its closer now." said The Pony as she shook herself off all the dirt on her body.

The two walked up to the pipe and looked at its green tinge. Then Weegee hopped up on top of the pipe and gave his hand toward the Pony. The Pony then grabbed onto Weegee's hand and climbed up to the pipe where they then stood absolutely still and went down the pipe. Everything went black as they felt the suction of the pipe pull them through to Mushroom Kingdom.

Blurp Blurp Blurp

Derpy and Weegee arrived on top of the pipe on the other side and to Weegee's dismay his brother was gone. Though his brother was gone, he new that he must have gone to Mushroom Kingdom for dinner. Realizing that it was dinner time, Weegee's stomach began to grumble. The Pony looked around her surroundings to find it a very surrealistic area with many blocks and a moving sun, the Pony could not believe her eyes.

"Wela come to Musha room kingdom Pony!" said Weegee as he watched the distance of the area.

Derpy felt a weird sensation as she suddenly grew twice her size, the both did not notice the stray mushroom moving near them and she could feel her wings functioning again.

"Hey Mama Luigi! I can feel my wings now! What do?" said the derp horse.

"We fly like spaghetti in the sky!"

Weegee hopped on The Derp Horse and flew to Mushroom Kingdom whilst giving her directions to it. They arrived to be greeted by none other than Princess Peach.

"Well hello dere Weegee ready to eat dinner? Were missing one ingredient... the meatballs!" said Princess Peach.

"I have dem right here!" said Weegee as he pulled out meatballs from his overalls.

"You have a very nice land!" said The derp horse.

"Why thank you I can't wait to have you for dinner!" said Princess Peach.

The three walked through the Mushroom kingdom and ended up at the dinner room in the Mushroom palace. They then waited for the Meatballs to be cooked for eating. Then the toad servers came in and served Spaghetti and meatballs to both Weegee, the derp horse, and Princess Peach.

"Where is Mario?" asked Weegee as he chomped with a mouthful of meatballs in his mouth."

"Oh he went to the place where you got those marvelous meatballs from to make some more!" said Princess Peach.

"These Meatballs are delicious! Where did you get them from?" said the derp horse.

"The same place that you came from deary!" said Princess Peach.

"Huh.. What is it made of? It isn't made out of meat right?" said The derp horse.

"Your kidding? Of coursa the meata is made out of meata!" said Weegee.

"What!?... well at least my eyes are getting better.. Oh wait there not! You lied to me!" said the derp horse.

"Yes I did and now you will get your reward!" said Weegee.

"What is it? I love rewards!" said The derp horse.

After she said this, a mushroom henchman came behind her and cut her neck jugular making her instantly bleed all over the dinner table. Weegee and Princess Peach watched as blood spilt all over them and continued to eat in content anyway.

"Henchman take the body and make more delicious meatballs for consumption!" ordered Princess Peach.

The Mushroom henchman did as she asked and pulled The derp horse by the head dragging her limp body through the ground while making a blood trail on the royal carpet. He then proceeded to the kitchen. The two continued to eat their meatballs and spaghetti.

"So when will Mario be back?" said Weegee.

"As soon as he kills enough of our new food source and brings back the fresh meat then we will have a Spaghetti and Meatball feast! Good job Weegee!"

"Anytime Princess." said Weegee.

The two continued to eat the meatballs and spaghetti silently, as if they were ignoring the cries of suffering and death that were being made in Ponyville. But, not a sound was heard in Mushroom Kingdom.

The End.