Love Is Chaos

Slimy choclate hail pellets beraded down onto to ponyville, ponies begging for mercy and screams of anguish filled Discord's crooked ears. Life was great. Everypony worshipped him, Pinkie Pie was his unwilling sex-slave and the mane 6 had completly turned gray and showed know signs of reverting! He felt empty though. Wasn't Chaos his only true passion?

"Get Off!" Pinkie cried. She was attached to rather rusty chain and covered in his sticky oozy animal cum.

"Hush~" he tried to soothe the bucking horse, but she continued to holler.

"Get off you sick freak! Get offgetoffgetoffgetoffgetoff!!!" Pinkie screeched, piercing Discord's intune dragon ears.

"Do you want to do 69' again?" he teased, angerly tearing down Pinkie's abitition.

"Better your gross sex," she grunted, blowing a small rasberry. Yanking the chain closer, a white damaged mare in the distance galloped straight towards him along with a midnight mare with a glossy stardust flowing mane. Realizing who these two rejected princesses were he sprung into action and began structering ponies in a messy afshion, only to slow down the princesses of broken souls. As they lugged there mangled bodies up, Discord began to mock the tearful mares.

"What's wrong, Moona and Molestia?" He quirried, chuckling under his breath.

"You imbusule!" Celestia snarled.

"Whyth though cause such a loathesome event?" Luna squinted. Smirking, he slyly slipped around the mare's flanks.

"Nicee..." he tried to avoid the question. Haven't they figured it out?

"Don't Avoid the question, Discord," Celestia quickly turned around, her tail slapping him lightly. Ignoring the quirry, he slipped back onto his perch and blinked. That split second was enough for the monarchs. They had disappeared! No- They were in front of discord, they horns glowing with blood, dread, and magic.

"Tell thou why thy need to dois such a thing?" Luna's horn surrounded by a sparkling flow of midnight blue aura, jabbed his neck. Not returning the answer, Discord remained silent testing the ponies.

"If you won't tell us," Celestia's aura began to radiate a small yellow ball as did Lunas'.

"I'll Do it by force." Celestia's voice firmer then usaul he continued to stay silent like bird on a cool windy day. Shrugging, he smiled. As the light began to show suddenly a large split sound darted from one end of Equestria, to the other. Slowly, Bloddy dripped down from Discord long neck-

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"ARRIVIERCI!" Discord sprang up and looked around.Covered in immense sweat and fear, He noticed he was inside a solid cave with millions of stalagmites staring at him and dripping antisipation. No Pinkie Pie, no deadly Celestia & Luna, just a plain old sopping wet cave. Gulping down fear, he staggered out of the hollow boulder into the bright sun.

"There he is!" A small voice laughed. Spinning around, he looked for the sweet voice.