Pinkamena 3000

by Pinkamena666

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Science Fiction, Profanity, Violence, Dark, Alternate Universe, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Adventure, Pinkie Pie
Length: 4273

Pinkamena is frozen in time and is then reawakened in the future with physical enhancements, making her stronger, tougher, faster, and more cunning than ever before!

After being frozen in time, Pinkamena awakes in the year 3045 to discover that scientists have been experimenting on her. Now, armed with super strength, incredible endurance, and amazing stamina, the psychotic mare resumes her killing spree. The facility's top security guard, Sharpshooter, armed with his incredible "Eagle Eye" ability, is sent to track down and kill the mare.

Published 2012-10-23 04:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-19 07:09:12 UTC

1,000 Years Of Change In 1 Split Second

Ponyville, 2012

Twilight and Applejack burst through the front doors of Canterlot Castle, covered in blood and screaming and panting.

"HELP!!!" yelled Twilight as a couple Royal Guards began running towards them.

Applejack yelped in pain as a knife, with a rope attached to it, flew through the air and hit her in the back. She fell to the floor and was quickly dragged out of the doorway. Twilight turned and screamed.

"APPLEJACK!!!" yelled Twilight as she heard Applejack scream in pain.

She cried louder and ran up the stairs as the Royal Guards ran outside. Twilight ran down the hallway towards the princess' room and began banging frantically on the door.

"PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!" she cried. "HELP ME!!!"

The door opened, revealing a worried Celestia.

"Twilight?" she asked as the unicorn ran into the room. "What's wrong?"

"CLOSE THE DOOR!!!"

Celestia quickly closed the doors, locked them, and turned to Twilight.

"Twilight, what is it?" she asked, kneeling down in front of the frightened mare.

"She killed them." Twilight cried softly. "She killed my friends."

"Who did, Twilight?"

"P-Pinkie."

Just then the sound of a yell was heard on the other side of the door, followed by running hoofsteps. Then there was a loud banging noise at the door. Twilight laid on the floor and covered her ears, crying. Celestia took a step back and pepared for an attack. Suddenly the banging stopped.

"Oh, Twilight." Pinkamena sang from the other side of the door. "I know you're in there."

"Go away." said Twilight softly.

"Oh, Twilight." Pinkamena continued, knocking on the door lightly. "Let me in. We haven't finished our game yet."

"What do you want, Pinkie?" Celestia demanded.

"Pinkie?" asked the voice. "That's not my name, silly. It's Pinkamena, 'member? I haven't gone by Pinkie in weeks."

"GO AWAY!!!" yelled Twilight.

"After all we've been through, Twi... I figured you'd be a little nicer to me."

"I HATE YOU!!!"

"Twilight." said Pinkamena, sounding irritated. "Let me in."

"NO!!!"

"TWILIGHT!!!" yelled Pinkamena, banging on the door. "LET ME IN!!!"

"Just wait until the Royal Guard gets here, Pinkie." said Celestia, charging up magic in her horn.

Just then the doors burst open, revealing a scowling pink mare, covered in blood.

"That's Pinkamena, bitch." she said, trotting towards them.

"Stay back." said Celestia."

"Stay back?" asked the pink mare. "I'm afraid I can't do that, princess. You see... Twilight and her friends lost the game... so they all have to die."

"Nopony has to die, Pinkie."

"IT'S PINKAMENA!!!" yelled the pink mare, charging. "NOW F--"

Celestia fired a magic bolt from her horn which struck Pinkamena, knocking her to the floor. Twilight slowly stood up.

"Is she dead?" asked the unicorn, her face wet from crying.

"No..." said Celestia, approaching the pink mare's still body. "I didn't have enough time to charge up a spell that powerful."

"Then... what did you do?"

"I froze her body in time."

Twilight stepped up to the still body of Pinkamena.

"She's frozen in time?" she asked, picking up Pinkamena's foreleg and letting drop limply to the floor.

"Yes."

"And how long will that last?"

"Forever." said Celestia. "Unless she's woken up by some other spell." She paused. "We'll keep her body locked up in the dungeon."

"Why don't we just kill her now and then wake her up so she can die?"

"Because I don't believe in killing a defenseless opponent, Twilight Sparkle."

"Well, you don't have to. Just tell me what to do, and I can--"

"No." Celestia interrupted. "She goes to the dungeons."

Twilight nodded. "All right, princess." she said, staring down at the body of her old friend. "All right."

Ponyville, 3045

The group of four doctors gathered around an operating table. On the table was the body of a pink mare.

"Where was she found?" asked one of the doctors.

"In the dungeons beneath The Citadel." answered another.

"I understand she's been given two of the serums so far?" asked the third.

"Yes." answered the third. "The strength and endurance serums. Both were successful. Now, we test the third."

He raised a syringe and stuck it into the mare's neck, injecting the serum.

"Time?" he asked, removing the syringe.

"4:34." answered the fourth doctor.

The doctors watched and waited to see if the usual side effects took hold... They didn't.

"Time?" asked the head doctor, lowering the syringe.

The fourth looked at the clock on the wall again. "4:44."

"Ten minutes without side effects. Success."

The doctors removed their facial gear. The first doctor was a green mare with a blue mane. The second was a red colt with a brown mane. The fourth was a yellow colt with a red mane. The third was the head doctor. He was a brown colt with a black mane.

"Nice work, doc." said the mare. "All the tests are now complete, right?"

"That is correct, June. All tests were successful. Now, we can dispose of the body."

"How?"

"Well, the body is still alive but in some kind of... coma." the head doctor explained. "I read somewhere in the Archives that she was a serial killer who's rampage ended in 2012... 1,033 years ago." He levitated a metal rod off a nearby tool tray. "We can take this shock rod to fry her nervous system, which will, in turn, fry her brain."

He slowly brought the rod to the mare's neck. An electrical current surged throughout the pink mare's body.

"Did it work?" asked the red colt.

The pink mare's eyes suddenly shot open as she sat up.

"--UCKING DIE!!!" she yelled.

The doctors backed up in fear as the pink mare looked around.

"The fuck am I?" she asked.

The doctors hesitated before turning and running. Pinkamena quickly grabbed scalpels from the tool tray and threw one at three of the doctors, striking each one in the back of the neck.

"Holy shit." she said. "When'd I get so good?" She turned to the head doctor who had made it to the door. "Where you going?"

The doctor began punching numbers into the panel on the wall. Pinkamena picked up another scalpel and threw it at the doctor's hind leg. He let out a yell and dropped to the floor. The pink mare dropped to the floor and trotted over to him.

"Answer me, you little shit." she said, glaring at him as she stood over him. "Where... the fuck... am I?"

"P-Ponyville."

"Ponyville?" asked Pinkamena. She quickly placed her hooves on the doctor's neck and held him a few inches off the floor. "You're fucking lying!"

"N-No... I'm not." he choked out. "You've been asleep for over a thousand years."

"The fuck you talking about?"

"You were in... s-some kind of... c-coma." the doctor explained. "You had the... the symptoms of some pony in... cryo."

"Cryo?" asked Pinkamena. "Isn't that when you're frozen and preserved, or some shit like that?"

"Y-Yeah."

Pinkamena thought back to her encounter with Celestia.

"That bitch, Celestia. This is all HER FUCKING FAULT!!!"

"You knew the princess of the Old Age?"

"Old Age?" asked Pinkamena. "Not to me. To me, it was about ten minutes ago. Now, what's the fucking year?"

"3045."

"SHIT!!!" she yelled. "I didn't get to kill Twilight." She let out a yell and threw the doctor into the door.

He let out a yell as there was the sound of bones cracking. He then dropped to the floor.

"My back!" he groaned. "You broke my back."

Pinkamena placed a fore hoof on his neck. "What were you doing to me on that fucking table?"

"We were... u-um..."

"Yes?"

"We were testing out experimental enhancements on you." he said, sweating even more than before.

"WHAT?!"

"If it's any consolation... they were all successful."

"Successful, huh?" she asked. The colt nodded. "One more question."

"Wh-What?"

"Did any one of you fucks have your way with me while I was out?"

"E-Excuse me?"

"Well... you see... that area between my legs... It feels a little weird... Kinda sore."

"I assure you, I did not do anything like that." said the doctor. "It may be an unknown side effect from the enhancements."

"What-fuckin'-ever, doc." said Pinkamena.

"S-So... you gonna let me go?"

"Mmm... No."

"Wha--"

The colt was cut off when Pinkamena jammed her hoof into the colt's neck. Blood sprayed all over her face and body. She closed her eyes and let out a sigh of content as she felt the colt's blood spray her. She then leaned forward and licked some of the blood that was pouring from the colt's neck. When she was finished, she approached the door.

"Enhancements..." she said, raising a hoof. "do your thing..."

She slammed the door as hard as she could. It flew off its hinges as an alarm sounded throughout the facility. Security officers began running down the hallways towards the source of the alarm.

"Oh, goody." said the pink mare. "Test subjects of my own."

She left the room and headed down the hallway. A couple guards rounded a corner from a nearby hallway.

"Halt!" they yelled. "Somepony grab her!"

"I don't fucking think so." said Pinkamena, grinning.

She ran at angle, nearing the wall. She then performed a wall run, going past the guards. Once behind them, she jumped off, whipped around, and lunged at one. She knocked him to the floor and drove her hoof through his head. The other two colts took step back as Pinkamena removed her hoof from the colt's head.

"Oh, yeah." she moaned. "This fuckin' rocks."

The two other guards just stared at her. The pink mare got up and turned to them.

"So... who's next?" she asked, grinning.

A door flew off its hinges, sailed across the room, and smashed through the giant glass window. Pinkamena trotted inside and headed to the window. Upon looking out, she saw a whole new futuristic world.

"What... the fuck?"

She was in a tall building where Fluttershy's home used to be. Ponyville had expanded with dozens of tall, shiny buildings, some were even floating above the ground. The emptiness between Ponyville and the other towns had been filled with buildings as well. There was a large spire with an orb atop it sitting where Twilight's Library used to be. Canterlot Castle was gone , replaced by a massive tower that stretched up for miles and miles. Floating vehiles zoomed by in the air as well as on the ground.

"What the fuck?!" yelled Pinkamena.

Just then a security guard runs into the room, gun drawn.

"Freeze!" he yelled.

Pinkamena whipped around and began to charge the colt. He fired his gun which sent out a plasma blast, knocking Pinkamena out the window. The guard's ear piece beeped as a male voice came on.

"You found her?"

"Yeah." said the guard. "But not to worry. I shot her and she fell out from the 120th floor window."

"That's it?"

"Wh-What are you talking about, sir?"

"You just let her escape."

"But, I--"

"Save it." said the voice. "I'm sending Sharpshooter."

Pinkamena slammed into the ground, creating a small crater. She let out a loud groan as she looked up.

"How the fuck did I survive that?" she asked as she got to her hooves. She stumbled out of the crater and leaned against the side of the building. "Shit, that hurts."

She looked up at the building one last time before trotting away.

"Guess I Don't Know My Own Strengh"

Pinkamena slipped into an alley and sat down, leaning up against the side of the building. She then raised her forelegs and looked at the scratches.

"There's no way I should've survived that... unless..."

She looked up at the tall building, and then at the one across from her. The pink mare got to her hooves and looked up at the tall, futuristic building. It was a tall, circular tower that was flat on the top. The building directly across from Pinkamena hovered above the ground slightly. It looked like the other building, only this one was pointed at the top. The mare then got into a pouncing position.

"Let's see what I can do..." she said, leaping towards the cone building.

She kicked off on contact, and then repeated the process, wall-jumping up the side of the buildings until she landed on the flat roof of the circular one. She then ran towards the edge and jumped across to the building across the street. Pinkamena stepped to the edge and looked down at the street.

"This shit is so unreal." she said with a grin.

She suddenly heard a noise behind her and whipped around. Through the window of a building nearby was a colt trotting around in what appeared to be an apartment. The pink mare smirked and headed for the building. She jumped down beside the apartment complex and then headed around to the front. As she neared the door, she reached out a hoof to open it. Only, it opened by itself, causing Pinkamena to jump back in shock.

"Futuristic bullshit." she muttered, entering the building.

She stood in the lobby and looked around. It was a large, white, clean room. A desk was set up near the entrance with what appeared to be a holographic mare sitting in a chair. Then she spotted what appeared to be elevators next to the desk. The pink mare trotted over to them and they slid open.

"Gah-ah.... Goddammit." she groaned, entering.

The doors slid shut. The pink mare thought back to seeing the colt in the window and what floor he was on.

"One... two... three... four..." she counted. "Great!" she said cheerfully. "Now, where's..." she said, turning around in the elevator. "Where's the fucking buttons?!"

Just then a voice came on. "Please state the floor number you wish to travel to."

"What the fuck?!" yelled Pinkamena, looking around.

"Floor not recognized." said the voice. "Please state the floor number you wish to travel to."

"Who the hell are you?!"

"Floor not recognized." the voice repeated. "Please state the floor number you wish to travel to."

Pinkamena groaned and thought for a second. "State the floor number?"

"Floor not recognized." the voice repeated. "Please state the floor number you wish to travel to."

"AHHH!!! FLOOR 4!!!" yelled the mare, frustrated.

"Floor 4." said the voice as there was a whooshing noise. Then there was a ding as the doors opened. "Have a nice day."

"Yeah... fuck you." said the mare, leaving the elevator.

The pink mare trotted down the hallway, going over the room's position in her head. She suddenly stopped at a door and knocked. After a couple seconds, the door opened and there stood the colt she saw.

"Can I help you?" he asked kindly.

"Well..." said Pinkamena, putting in a sensual expression and giggling briefly. "Of course you can, handsome."

The colt blushed. "What?"

Pinkamena leaned in close and ran a hoof down his chest. "I know of a few ways you can help me... if you let me in, that is."

The colt gulped and nodded, standing aside. The pink mare smiled and trotted passed him, brushing his face with her tail. The colt looked down the hallway before closing the door. Pinkamena eyed the TV, which was showing a news report on a disturbance at the labs. She grinned and laid on the bed.

"Come on, baby. Take me."

The colt approached the bed. "W... What? No, uh... getting to know each other first?"

The pink mare giggled. "We can do that later. Right now... I want you inside me."

The colt gulped as he felt himself getting hard. Pinkamena eyed him and smiled, spreading her legs. "Come on."

The colt nodded and got on top of the mare, positioning his rod. He blushed heavily as he put it in.

"O-O-Ohhh..." he moaned.

The pink mare grinned and rolled over so she was on top and began to slowly ride him cowgirl style. She smiled as the colt beneath her moaned with every thrust. She then reached over to the bedside table and grabbed the TV remote, turning up the volume.

"Wh... What's that... for?" asked the colt.

"I wanna hear the report. Looks interesting."

The colt moaned a bit louder as the news report went on.

"There was a strange commotion surrounding the Labs," said the news reporter. "The facility's owner has not yet given the police a statement but has released the photo of the mare responsible for the deaths of numerous scientists."

The colt on the bed looked passed Pinks' thighs and gasped. The picture on TV showed a pretty good shot of the pink mare's face. He went wide-eyed and looked up at the mare riding him. She stared down at him, grinning evilly.

"I... I-I... It's you..." he stammered.

"Mmm... How interesting..." said Pinkamena, her thighs slapping against the colt's.

The colt let out a moan as he tried to get away. The pink mare laid down on top of him, her face near his.

"You're not going anywhere," she said, licking his neck.

"P-Please-- AHH!! Please don't kill me..."

"Mmm... We'll see," she said, rubbing her body against the colt's.

"Y-You really... k-killed those scientists?"

"Oh, yes... And it was fun, too."

The colt gasped and closed his eyes, letting out a moan.

"I can feel you tensing up," said the pink mare. "Are you about to fill me with your seed?" She hugged the colt's neck and slammed her butt down harder and letting out loud moans. The colt did the same as he felt his climax approaching. The pink mare tightened her hold on the colt's neck before he moaned loudly, overflowing the pink mare's marehood. She moaned loudly and quickly tightened her grip exponentially. There was a sickening crack and a massive blood burst as the colt suddenly stopped moaning. The pink mare pulled away and stared at the disembodied head in her hooves. She giggled and gave it a smile before leaning in and giving it a quick kiss. "Guess I don't know my own strength."

Sharpshooter

Author's Note

Has it been 2 years 9 months since the last update? Whoops ^_^
I'm sure other fics of mine are suffering a worse fate...

Sharpshooter

A stallion in a black suit, with a sniper rifle attached to his back, knelt down in Operation Room #25 as he examined the body of a dead scientist. He tilted his head as he examined the hole in his neck.

A guard entered the room and stepped up behind him. "You see?" he asked. "It's a fucking mess..."

"And, you're saying one mare did this?"

The guard nodded. "She was given experimental enhancements. If successful, they would be applied to the police force..."

"And were they successful?" asked the stallion.

The guard pulled an electronic tablet from the side of his suit and began sliding his hoof over the screen, pulling up a file. "Yes. Very successful... Only problem is, the mare woke up..."

"And what were the enhancements?" asked the stallion, standing up.

The guard looked through the file on his tablet. "Speed, strength, endurance, stamina, and a higher brain power."

The stallion let out a sigh. "Goddammit... These dumb sons-of-bitches have created the perfect killing machine..." The stallion then turned and trotted passed the guard, who followed.

"I was told to tell you that our guards are at your disposal if you feel like you're up for it..."

"This mare is faster, stronger, tougher, and more cunning than any other pony..." said the stallion, trotting down the hall as he headed for the elevator. Once inside, he turned to face the guard. "Luckily for you, so am I."

The pink mare lay on the bed as she watched TV, smirking.

"Ah, this place has changed so much..." she said with a giggle. She then looked to her left at the headless, bleeding body of the stallion she recently rode. "What do you think?" She then got off the bed and headed to the window, looking out. She saw tons of cars speeding by, both in the air and on the ground. In the distance was a train track suspended in the air that traveled throughout the city. "Mmm, what a bustling metropolis..."

She let out a sigh when, suddenly, her ears perked. She quickly pulled her head back as a bullet hit the window frame. She narrowed her eyes and looked out the window, spotting a colt on a building top near the labs.

"Fuck..." she said, closing the window.

The colt set his gun on his back and stood. "She's good..."

He then backed up from the edge to get a running start, before taking off. Once at the edge, he leaped across onto another building, making his way towards the hotel.

The pink mare growled and ran out into the hall. "Alright, Pinkie... Time to test out your new abilities..." After taking a deep breath, she took off full speed down the hall, running faster than she ever could in the past before leaping through the window. With a crash, she flew out of the hotel and tumbled across the rooftop of the building across the street.

After quickly regaining her footing, she took off full speed again. As she neared the edge, she heard something land behind her. Turning around, she saw the stallion dressed in black.

"Pinkamena Diane Pie," he said, taking a step towards her. "I see time hasn't stopped you from killing."

The mare let out a chuckle as she took a small step back. "Nothing will keep me from killing... Now, who the hell are you?"

"My name is not yours to know," the stallion replied, pulling out his gun. "Though, my employers call me Sharpshooter."

As he raised his gun, the mare smirked and le herself fall off the edge. The stallion quickly ran over to see her land in the back of a passing garbage truck.

"Bitch..." he growled, aiming at her.

As he fired, Pinkamena quickly grabbed a piece of metal and held it out, blocking the bullet before leaping off the truck and into an alley.

Sharpshooter smirked and put his gun away before jumping off the high rooftop and running after her. "Not bad..."

When her entered the alley, he spotted an open manhole cover. Approaching it, he pulled out a sidearm with his right hoof and aimed. Seeing nothing, he dropped down and turned his gun's flashlight on, shining it all around the sewage tunnel.

"Where the fuck did you go?" He asked, mainly to himself though he knew she could hear him. After taking a few steps, he head something above him. "Shit," he gasped, running back to the manhole to see it sliding closed.

After climbing the ladder and knocking the cover off, he climbed out of the sewer and stood, looking around. Letting out a sigh, he put his gun away and trotted back out onto the sidewalk, looking both ways as he eyed both the ground cars and flying cars, seeing no sign of the pink mare.

"Not bad at all..." he said with a light smirk, enjoying a challenge.

The pink mare looked down at him from the rooftop above before turning and trotting away. When she neared the edge she leaped over to the other rooftop before sitting down with a sigh.

"So... I'm not the only one with abilities around here..." she said as she looked at her forehooves. "I can fall from great heights... run faster... and jump further..." She then smirked. "And my stamina is fucking amazing..."

She then got up and trotted to the far edge of the roof and dropped down into an alley. Slowly making her way back out to the street, she looked left and right down the sidewalk before her ears picked up something.

"No, I'm still living alone, mom..." said a stallion's voice. "No, I'm not... the gay... I just haven't met the right girl yet, is all."

Pinkamena smirked and kept listening as the voice came closer.

"Yes, I have to go, too. Talk to you later. Love you... Bye..."

As he hung up, Pinks spotted him tapping his earpiece and slowly made her way towards him. He was a brown stallion with short, spiky black hair and a short, scruffy tail.

"Excuse me," she said with a smile and bedroom eyes.

He stopped walking and looked at her. "Uh... Hi... ma'am... Can I help you?"

"I was... just wondering if you, uh... knew of a... cheap place for a mare like me to stay... I have nowhere to go..."

"You homeless?" He asked.

"No... Why? Do I smell homeless?"

"N-No no no..." he quickly said with a blush. "Um... New in the area?" He asked, getting a nod. "Places around here can be pretty expensive... Maybe you can... live with me-- I-I mean... stay with me. Until you find a place of your own, that is."

Pinks smiled and stepped up beside him, placing her cheek to his. "Thank you so much..."

The stallion blushed and nodded. "Of course... um..."

"Pinkie," the mare replied. "Yours?"

"Oh, right," the stallion said with a chuckle. "Uh... Charge Dust."

"Hmm... Well... thank you for being so kind as to let me stay with you... Means a lot."

Charge nodded. "Yes, well... Shall we get moving? I was just on my way home now."

"Of course... Lead the way," she cooed.

Charge's heart started to beat fast as he led the pink mare back towards his home.