True Colors.

by Chuckward

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1015

Pinkie Pie is green.

The Elements of Harmony have been friends for a lomg time now, and they know almost everything about each other. But what if Pinkie was hiding something? Something dark and Green?

Published 2012-10-23 20:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-23 20:10:01 UTC

To arms.

The Elements of Harmony were sitting in a circle on Twilight's floor. They were telling secrets and laughing, it had been awhile since the last sleepover, where the gang had found out that Rainbow Dash wasn't potty trained, and Twilight really wanted to have another slumber party. Everyone had told multiple secrets, all of which were sworn to be held within the circle of friends. But Pinkie Pie had yet to tell a secret about herself, and despite her constant protests,everyone was hounding her about it.

"Come on Pinkie, tell us a secret," pleaded Applejack.

"Yeah we all did," said Twilight.

"..."said Fluttershy, always the voice of logic and reason.

"It can't be that bad," Rarity exclaimed.

"Don't be a wuss," said Rainbow Dash, who was busy changing her own diaper, as she had yet to fully master the art of potty training( or as she called it "Dung Fu").

Pinkie remained silent, an incredible feat for the noisiest pony in all of Equestria.

"What is it," asked Twilight," do you use tail extensions like Fluttershy? Or maybe you dye your mane."

Pinkie twitched at that last statement, thus confirming that she did indeed dye her mane.

"You just had to figure it out didn't you," Pinkie said with a hint of malice.

"So what color are you normally," inquired Rarity," are you like a reverse of Mayor Mare? Is your mane actually gray?"

"I don't just dye my mane though, I dye my whole coat," Pinkie stated, disregarding Rarity's questions.

"So what color are you really," asked Applejack.

"Why don't you see for yourself, this isn't even my final form," Pinkie said. She then got a large bucket of water and dumped it on herself. Immediately the color wash away from Pinkie's body, revealing the true color underneath. After a while all of the dye washed out of her mane, leaving a pink puddle at Pinkie's hooves. She looked to her friends and grinned maliciously.

"Now you see me as I truly am! I am not really pink, I'm actually green MWAHAHAHAHAHA," Pinkie laughed maniacally while stomping the ground and looking down as if she was pretending to be a giant who was stomping on cars and buildings, leaving no survivors.

"Noooo! You can't be green, it simply can't be true," Rarity screamed in horror.

"It's true," Pinkie said," and that's not all, I can even shapeshift."

"Impossible," Rarity yelled.

"Oh yeah?"

Pinkie put on a fake moustache. Rarity looked around the room. Searching under beds and in between closets before she gave up and decided to call out for Pinkie.

"Pinkie where are you," No response, she decided to ask for help from the new stranger with the moustache.

Rarity walked up to Pinkie, who was still wearing a fake moustache.

"Excuse me good sir," Rarity said," but have you seen my friend Pinkie?"

In response Pinkie pulled off the fake facial appendage and flung it to the floor.

"Oh my Celestia, it was you all along, you really can shapeshift!"

"Yes, and I can take any form I like," Pinkie put on a baseball hat," like this form," she took the hat off and put on a bracelet," or even this form."

"But that's horrible, you've been lying to us this whole time."
Rarity's eye began to water, she was devastated by the knowledge that Pinkie Pie had been lying about her identity for the entire time they'd been friends. She shed a single tear, it slowly flowed down her cheek and dripped off her chin, landing on the floor in the shape of a broken heart.

"Now I can use my powers to turn the entire world into green ponies ahahahaha!"

"I can't let you do that," Rarity screamed," green is an awful color, I won't let you ruin everypony's lives."

"Just try and stop me," suddenly Pinkie was surrounded by a dark green aura, she screamed and a burst of green light radiated off of her body, once it subsided Pinkie was still there, but she looked much different than before. Her mane was now a golden green, and it was spiky rather than poofy, she was also floating. It was clear from the pure energy that was emanating from her body that she was incredibly powerful.

Rarity just smiled.

"You think you're the only one here who can go Super Saiyan," Rarity asked. Rarity then surrounded herself in a purple aura. She screamed, and a bright purple light illuminated the entire room. Now Rarity's hair was spiky as well, and the energy she was radiating matched Pinkie's own.

"What? That's impossible," Pinkie yelled in surprise.

"Obviously it's not."

"No matter. Green Beam!"

Pinkie fired a green pulse of energy from her right hoof at Rarity. Rarity ducked, narrowly avoiding the attack. The blast hit the wall behind her and changed it began to slowly change color, until it was completely green.

"Very well," Pinkie said," if my attack won't work on you, maybe it'll work on your friends."

Pinkie turned to the other four ponies and fired another beam. It hit its mark and Applejack, Fluttershy, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash were immediately turned green.

"Nooooo," Rarity screamed, bursting into tears," I promise I will avenge my fallen friends!"

"We're still alive," Twilight said.

Ignoring her, Rarity turned to Pinkie and began channeling energy into her hooves. The energy formed into a ball that was sparking with electricity.

"You'll pay for what you did," Rarity said through grit teeth.

"Is that so," Pinkie began channeling energy into her hooves as well. This ball of energy was a light purple, and seemed to be shrouded in flames.

"Masenko ha!" Rarity fired her blast.

"Galik Gun fire!" Pinkie shot her blast as well and both of the energy waves collided and exploded, disintegrating not only the entire library, but also Pinkie Pie, Rarity and the others.
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Twilight lifted the protection spell and looked around, seeing nothing but a large crater where her home used to be. She threw her hooves up in anger.

"What the fuck just happened?!!?"