Changelings and Cowponies TWO!!!by Noctopus 8303ChaptersIn Which Everything ChangesIn Which They Have An IdeaIn Which Noctopus Breaks a RecordIn Which I Tricked All of YouIn Which Everything Is FineIn Which Everything Changes“What are you doing here!!!” Noctopus said. he was really startled they hadn’t speaked to each other sense they had sex so it was really awkward. Chrysalis looked kinda scared “Noctopus” she blurted out “I’m sorry I’m pregnant.” “Is it mine!” he said because half of him wanted it to be because he secretly loved chrysalis two and half of him didn’t wanted it to be because he didn’t have room in his home for another ponies even though Chrysalis and her foal weren’t really ponies. Now she looked sad he wondered why. “Yes its yours Nocty” she said kinda quietly because only Braeburn was allowed to use that nickname with him and she didnt want him to hear because she was secretly in love with Noctopus because he was sexy and nice and she loved him. “WHO IS THAT!” Braeburn called from the back room wear he was feeding there foals. “IS THERE SOMEONE AT THE DOOR NOCTY!” No” Noctopus lied because he also loved Chrysalis and he knows Braeburn will be jealous he looks back at Chrysalis. “you cant stay hear” he says. “I love you but if Braeburn knew how I felt he would kill me like literally kill me he has anger issues.” Also he loved Brabeurn more but he still loved chrysalis and wanted there child too be safe and he knew Braeburn would make Chrysalis get an abortion because he was jealous.” Chrysalis leaned forward and nuzzled him gently “I love you” she whispered. “I love you to but you can’t stay here.” He was crying now because even though they had only met once he really did loved her. “I don’t want Braeburn to hurt you or our foal.” She looked angry when he said Braeburn’s name because she didn’t hate him but she was just jealous of him because he was married to Noctopus not her and she loved Noctopus more than anything, so much that she wood rather die then live without him “Let him try, I will fight for what I love.” Noctopus looked at her and right then he realized just how strong love is it can lead you to do bad things but it can also be really good it can show you just how strong and brave you are. He leaned forward and kissed Chrysalis on the lips and he was even using tongue he didn’t care that Braeburn was home because he was getting a wingboner and an actual boner so he just wanted Chrysalis and nothing else. She was getting wet two and she moaned into his mouth and grinded her hips against his, she could feel his throbbing dick brush against her mound and it made her even wetter. They grinded against each other and each one kept getting more and more turned on until they both climaxed at the same time and her juice and his seed spilled onto the ground around him and it was even hotter because one of Noctopus’s fetishes was bulging bellies and sense Chrysalis was pregnant it worked and one of Chrysalis’s fetishes was having sex somewhere not in a bed so they orgasmed better than before. Then they turned around and Braeburn was standing there he looked shocked like he had just seen his husband in bed with another woman which was ironic because he actually just had except it wasn’t in bed it was right at the front door and they were still standing. “Honey its not what it looks like!!!” Noctopus begged “Chrysalis and I were just reliving old times it doesn’t mean anything I love you more than I love her!” Braeburn gasped “You mean you actually love her?” “No I didn’t mean it like that I love you!” “i know exactly what you meant” said Braeburn really coldly it was like venom was dripping from his voice and he walks past them and leaves without even taking the foals. “You can keep our foals they mean nothing to me” he said. “Goodbye Noctopus.” And then he was gone. Noctopus was sad. He loved Braeburn but he also loved Chrysalis but he knew there was nothing he could do to have both. So he cries and cries and Chrysalis hugs him and then they are both crying because secretly Chrysalis loved Braeburn two and its like there’s nothing more in the world but sadness. In Which They Have An IdeaBraeburn was walking he didn’t care where he was going just that he was because he was really angry at Noctopus. How could he do that didn’t he love him at all or had he just been pretending? He didn’t happy when he found his husband having sex with Chrysalis but still he had to admit it, was really hot. He kept thinking about Chrysalis (the queen of the changelings) and first he was confused why was he thinking about her? He hated her? But then he realized that he kind of did loved her almost as much as he did loved Noctopus. “No” he said “i can’t cheat on noctopus like that after all I won’t stooped to his level because that was just rude of him and even in front of our foals” But the foals had been asleep don’t worry they didn’t see anything bad they just heard yelling and then when Noctopus came back inside they wondered where their other daddy was but then they went back to sleep becuase they were very tired, so tired they couldnt keep their eyes open, so they went back to sleep and didn’t worry about it anymore because they were just foals. MEANWHILE... Noctopus was sitting inside he was watching TV and eating noodles that Chrysalis had made for him but he was still crying. His foals were sitting next to him and they were watching SpongeBob but in that world he was called SpongeColt because he just was. “are you okay” asked Chrysalis she sat next to him and she sounded worried because she loved him and didn’t liked seeing him so sad “i’m fine” he said back but it was a lie because he really wasn’t fine because he missed Braeburn “i am just tired”. Chrysalis suddenly gasped really loudly “hey Nocty i had an idea!!!” she gasped. “What??????” he gasped. “well I love Braeburn and you love Braeburn and he loves both of us two right?” “yeah” “So what if we were all married to each other!” she gasped. He gasps and hugs her he’s really happy “Your a genius!!” he gasps. “I love you Chrysalis wait here and watch the foals I’ll go find braeburn and stop him and tell him your idea and then we can finally be happy again.” Then he leaves and starts running he hopes it isn’t to late because what if Braeburn already got train tickets then he starts flying because he’s a really fast flier even faster than Rainbow Dash and after a while he sees none other than BRAEBURN!!! Braeburn hears him call his name and he turns around and his eyes get big and shiny and he starts crying and running toward Noctopus because he loves him and he was not wanting to leave anyway “BRAEBURN!” Noctopus says “NOCTOPUS!” They run toward each other and fall on the ground and their hugging and kissing and Noctopus says “Braeburn i’m so sorry I never meant to hurt you” “It’s OK Nocty i forgive you i know you couldnt help it” Braeburn says and he kisses Noctopus on the lips “I love you” “I love you too” Noctopus suddenly is serious his eyebrows go all wrinkled and his eyes go narrow “but we need to talk about something” “OK what is it!” “Do you love Chrysalis?” “Yes but I still love you don’t worry” “And i love Chrysalis two and she loves me and you.” “Yeah?” “Yeah, and she had an idea that maybe we could all be married to each other then our foals would have two daddys and two mommies” “Two mommies?” Braeburn is confused because he only remembers Chrysalis not some other mare so he’s confused. “Yeah remember your secretly a girl.” “Oh.” “Yeah.” “So when our we going to get married to Chrysalis?” “Tomorrow” Noctopus decided and they kissed again. Then they went home to get ready for the weddings and they were happy and everything was going to be just fine because they were going to marry the ponies they loved. Or were they...? In Which Noctopus Breaks a RecordChryslas was crying in the corner because she missed braburn and notcopus. “hello”! Braeburn said and he ran over and kissed her “we are getting married tomorrow and also u are marrying notcopus so we can all be happy” she gasped “No way that’s great let me go get a dress to dress up in.” And she did. It was a really pretty dress it could change colors and it was also made of really expensive stuff and also it was edible so she could have a lot of fun that night. Braburn got a dress to since remember he’s secretly a girl. It’s even prettier than chrysalis’s and it has fishnet stockings and frills and when notcopus saw it he got a wingboner AND a regular boner. noctopus was the only one wearing a tuxedo but it wasn’t a NORMAL tuxedo it was a AWESOME tuxedo with lasers installed in it just in case. Then they all went to the place where they have weddings sorry i forgot what it’s called. Since Noctopus is really famous Celestia is the person that reads the vows. “Noctopus, do u take Braeburn and Chrysalis to be your lawfully wedded wives?” “Yeah” he said because he’s too cool to say “I DO.” “Chrysalis do you want to marry Braeburn and Noctopus!” “Yeah” “Braeburn are you a girl?” “Yeah!” He blinks because he just got tricked. “Wait no im not DON’T TELL MY PARENTS!!!” “Okay but do you take Chrysalis too be ur wife and Noctopus to be your husband” “Yes i do because they are sexy and i love them more than i love apples witch is a lot because i really like apples.” “Then u may kiss each other!” They look at each other and start making out. Braeburn uses tongue and he’s a really good kisser and then he reaches down and starts rubbing CHrysalis’s vag with his hoof and she moans and grinds her hips against his hoof and Noctopus shoves his cock into Braeburn’s pussy and he also moans. Chrysalis’s juices gets all over Braeburn’s hoof and his cock starts throbbing so he pushes it into Chrysalis’s vag and then BAM! He cums all over and all 3 of them slip in it and fall. Noctopus cums too and Braeburn whimpers. Then Chrysalis cums and Braeburn leans down and gives her oral. Celestia felt herself getting really really turned on so she reached a hoof down and started touching herself. She rubbed faster and faster until she couldn’t take it anymore and she came. Then she threw herself at the 3 of them and said “Take me now!” Noctopus pulled out of Braeburn and started humping her until both of them came again. There was a huge crowd watching them because they came for the wedding so they started clopping just like all of you are probably doing now because this is hot and I just came. But they didn’t know it had been recorded so they all got throwed in jail for being perverts, except Celestia Noctopus Braeburn and Chrysalis. Then Celestia fell in love with Noctopus and she married him. And then all of Equestria fell in love with Noctopus and married him. And that’s how Noctopus broke the record for “Biggest Harem.” THE END. …..or is it?..... In Which I Tricked All of YouNoctopus smiled he's laughing becaus in the last chapter i said "the end" but its not really the end so ha ha you must feel so stupid now i think i'm gonna die of lafter. he just got married to all of Equestria and that includes all the fillies and colts and ya that means theres a lot of foalcon going on but dont worry he's just in love with them, they don't have sex until their older. but anyways he's also married to all the Mane Six so he goes to their house (and of course Braeburn and Chrysalis come with him becaus there his true loves) so that they can have sex. (Also the Mane Six are also married to each other so they moving in together) He doesn't even knock he just opens the door and do you no what he sees? he sees them having sex. Rainbow Dash and Rarity are doing sex in the corner, Fluttershy and Applejack and Twilite are having a threeway thing, and Pinkie brought spike in and they're fucking. Rarity moans and rainbow Dash licks her clitoris "oh Dashie" Rarity moans and she comes all over the floor then, she pins Dash on her back and started licking between her legs at her vagina and Rainbowdash made a whimpery noise and she told rarity she loved her and then she came two and they fell on the floor and they kissed even though each others cum was on there tongue's but they don't care they make out and it's really hot. Twilite and Apple Jack have strapons and their fucking Fluttershy with the strapons and one is in her vagina but she also has an asshole which Twilite is doing. And also while, they do that there kissing and they use a whole lot of tongue and their slobber dribbled on Fluttershy's back and she came so then they let her take over so she pulled off Applejack's strapon and they did scissors with there legs and, she also was licking Twilite's pussy. They all came at the same time and they all screamed Noctopus's name. Spike and pinkie pie were just having sex normally but it was still hot. Braeburn was touching himself and he ran over and said "Applejack i have secretly loved you all of my life and I know were cousins but i still love you so will you have sex with me!" Apple Jack had just came so she was panting and she said "yes Braebrun i have also loved you my whole life so will you have sex with me two!" They kiss and it's so sweet and Braeburn thinks she tastes like Apples so he slides his cock into her pussy and then he comes and she gets pregnant but they don't know yet. (also then Applejack gets her strapon again and puts it in Braeburn's vagina because remember he's secretly a girl?) at that time Twilite starts fucking Chrysalis and then Noctopus has gay sex with Spike and the others are touching themselves and finally all of them can feel the tenchin building up and they come and all of them at once scream "NOCTOPUS!!!" even Noctopus does because he fell in love with himself when Chrysalsi change into him. The floor is all white and then Spike is like "omg what have i done i'm just a child" so he cries in the corner but it's okay because he also found out he was gay and so it was ok that Rarity didn't love him that she actually loved Rainbow Dash. It was ok becaus he loves Noctopus and he will never be alone as long as Noctopus loves him and him alone. But to bad for him becaus Noctopus also loves everyone in Equestria (yes everyone not everypony) ALSO Octopie went through the door (he's braeburns kid and also noctopussys) and he was like "GASP!" becaus he didn't know what sex was. But then he saw Spike crying in the corner and he went over and put his hoov on spikes shoulder. "Spike its ok" he said and his voice was like honey. He is also gay. "so what if you dont know what sex is yet? i don't either. Also i know Noctopus also loves everyone else but you know what screw him you dont need him he's not good enough for you." And Spike felt something inside him stir and it was like Octopie was the lite at the end of the tunnel as Octopie said "Becaus Spike i, i love you, and i'll never ever let you go and i'll never love anyone else" Spike was happy and he fell in love and his eyes were sparkling, also he felt his heart melt and he blushed and said "oh Octopie you're the only one for me!" and he gave Noctopus the middle finger sticking up which Noctopus didn't know what it meant becaus ponys don't have fingers and he kissed Spike RIGHT ON THE LIPS. Also they got married. So here's a basic rundown of all the relationships becaus idk if i made it clear enough: Noctopus is in love with everyone that ever existed and they love him but especially Braeburn and Crysalis. He and braburn had Octopie. Octopie and Spike are in love and they eventually had a foal that was named Octospike. Rainbow Dash and Rarity are in love. And so are Fluttershy, Applejack, and Twilite, there in love will all of each other. Also pinkie pie doesnt love anyone but Noctopus. Braeburn and Apple Jack are also in love. They're foal is named Apple and she's also really powerful and she turns evil but shhh your not supposed to no that yet. Oh yeah and i forgot if i mentioned this but Celestia and Luna had sex at Noctopus'ss wedding. Author's Note ok i mean it for real this time this is THE END (ok im totally lying sorry) In Which Everything Is FineNoctopus was holding Braeburn’s hoof because he was having a babby (braeburn not noctopus.) They meeted a long time ago when noctopus braeburn and Queen Chrysalis were having a threesome and then Braeburn and Noctopus fall in love and then they get married and now Braeburn is having there foal and its name is going to be Octopie. (Like octopi and apple pie, get it?) “push! said Noctopus he was really nervous because his husband was having a foal oh yeah and I didn’t mention this before but Braeburn is secretly a girl nobody but Noctopus and the doctors know because he’s not sure how his family would react. Then Braeburn screams and then he gives birth and the doctor gives him they’re foal to hold. But then Noctopus gasps “Look” he says “it has wings AND a horn!” And their really shocked because other than Celestia Luna and Cadence there never been another alicorn so then the doctor smiles and says “Well then its probably a really special foal.” It’s a filly by the way, her name is Octopie and she’s pure white and she has a gold mane and tail and her eyes were bright red. She was really good at magic and she learned to fly when she was only 1!!!!!! Scootaloo (who’s noctopus’s sister by the way) didn’t even learned to fly until she was all growed up. Noctopus and Braeburn go home and they feed Octopie and put her to sleep and she’s snorning and then they look at each other and braeburn smiles because he knows what he wants to do and he pins Noctopus down and starts kissing him “OH don’t stop!” Noctopus begs and braeburn nipped his neck and made a moaning noise because his dick was getting really hard. He had the second biggest dick, noctopus had the biggest because it ran in his family if they had a son he would grow up and have a huge dick. then Noctopus gave Braeburn a blowjob and he was licking all over his dick and there was saliva all over them and then Braeburn started panting and he came RIGHT INTO NOCTOPUS’S MOUTH. Noctopus chocked and spat because Braeburn had a huge load and then he pulled away and shoved Braeburn’s dick into his plot and Braeburn was still cumming so then Noctopus’s ass was filled with cum. Then Braeburn even though he was tired decided to return the favor. He started kissing Noctopus’s enormous dick and Noctopus moaned so he put it in his mouth and slid his tongue all over it and it was really hot seriously even Fluttershy would’ve been turned on by it. They hadn’t been able too have sex when Braeburn was pregnant so it was good to spend time. Together but then they accidentally got Braeburn pregnant AGAIN!!! So he had another foal this one was named Ocean Apple and he was also an alicorn so they were really shocked because one alicorn foal was rare enough but TWO!!!!! was unbileivable. But then when they brought Ocena Apple home there was a knock at there door and noctopus opened it because Braeburn was feeding the Foals and it was none other than QUEEN CHRYSALIS!!!!!
In Which Everything Changes“What are you doing here!!!” Noctopus said. he was really startled they hadn’t speaked to each other sense they had sex so it was really awkward. Chrysalis looked kinda scared “Noctopus” she blurted out “I’m sorry I’m pregnant.” “Is it mine!” he said because half of him wanted it to be because he secretly loved chrysalis two and half of him didn’t wanted it to be because he didn’t have room in his home for another ponies even though Chrysalis and her foal weren’t really ponies. Now she looked sad he wondered why. “Yes its yours Nocty” she said kinda quietly because only Braeburn was allowed to use that nickname with him and she didnt want him to hear because she was secretly in love with Noctopus because he was sexy and nice and she loved him. “WHO IS THAT!” Braeburn called from the back room wear he was feeding there foals. “IS THERE SOMEONE AT THE DOOR NOCTY!” No” Noctopus lied because he also loved Chrysalis and he knows Braeburn will be jealous he looks back at Chrysalis. “you cant stay hear” he says. “I love you but if Braeburn knew how I felt he would kill me like literally kill me he has anger issues.” Also he loved Brabeurn more but he still loved chrysalis and wanted there child too be safe and he knew Braeburn would make Chrysalis get an abortion because he was jealous.” Chrysalis leaned forward and nuzzled him gently “I love you” she whispered. “I love you to but you can’t stay here.” He was crying now because even though they had only met once he really did loved her. “I don’t want Braeburn to hurt you or our foal.” She looked angry when he said Braeburn’s name because she didn’t hate him but she was just jealous of him because he was married to Noctopus not her and she loved Noctopus more than anything, so much that she wood rather die then live without him “Let him try, I will fight for what I love.” Noctopus looked at her and right then he realized just how strong love is it can lead you to do bad things but it can also be really good it can show you just how strong and brave you are. He leaned forward and kissed Chrysalis on the lips and he was even using tongue he didn’t care that Braeburn was home because he was getting a wingboner and an actual boner so he just wanted Chrysalis and nothing else. She was getting wet two and she moaned into his mouth and grinded her hips against his, she could feel his throbbing dick brush against her mound and it made her even wetter. They grinded against each other and each one kept getting more and more turned on until they both climaxed at the same time and her juice and his seed spilled onto the ground around him and it was even hotter because one of Noctopus’s fetishes was bulging bellies and sense Chrysalis was pregnant it worked and one of Chrysalis’s fetishes was having sex somewhere not in a bed so they orgasmed better than before. Then they turned around and Braeburn was standing there he looked shocked like he had just seen his husband in bed with another woman which was ironic because he actually just had except it wasn’t in bed it was right at the front door and they were still standing. “Honey its not what it looks like!!!” Noctopus begged “Chrysalis and I were just reliving old times it doesn’t mean anything I love you more than I love her!” Braeburn gasped “You mean you actually love her?” “No I didn’t mean it like that I love you!” “i know exactly what you meant” said Braeburn really coldly it was like venom was dripping from his voice and he walks past them and leaves without even taking the foals. “You can keep our foals they mean nothing to me” he said. “Goodbye Noctopus.” And then he was gone. Noctopus was sad. He loved Braeburn but he also loved Chrysalis but he knew there was nothing he could do to have both. So he cries and cries and Chrysalis hugs him and then they are both crying because secretly Chrysalis loved Braeburn two and its like there’s nothing more in the world but sadness.
In Which They Have An IdeaBraeburn was walking he didn’t care where he was going just that he was because he was really angry at Noctopus. How could he do that didn’t he love him at all or had he just been pretending? He didn’t happy when he found his husband having sex with Chrysalis but still he had to admit it, was really hot. He kept thinking about Chrysalis (the queen of the changelings) and first he was confused why was he thinking about her? He hated her? But then he realized that he kind of did loved her almost as much as he did loved Noctopus. “No” he said “i can’t cheat on noctopus like that after all I won’t stooped to his level because that was just rude of him and even in front of our foals” But the foals had been asleep don’t worry they didn’t see anything bad they just heard yelling and then when Noctopus came back inside they wondered where their other daddy was but then they went back to sleep becuase they were very tired, so tired they couldnt keep their eyes open, so they went back to sleep and didn’t worry about it anymore because they were just foals. MEANWHILE... Noctopus was sitting inside he was watching TV and eating noodles that Chrysalis had made for him but he was still crying. His foals were sitting next to him and they were watching SpongeBob but in that world he was called SpongeColt because he just was. “are you okay” asked Chrysalis she sat next to him and she sounded worried because she loved him and didn’t liked seeing him so sad “i’m fine” he said back but it was a lie because he really wasn’t fine because he missed Braeburn “i am just tired”. Chrysalis suddenly gasped really loudly “hey Nocty i had an idea!!!” she gasped. “What??????” he gasped. “well I love Braeburn and you love Braeburn and he loves both of us two right?” “yeah” “So what if we were all married to each other!” she gasped. He gasps and hugs her he’s really happy “Your a genius!!” he gasps. “I love you Chrysalis wait here and watch the foals I’ll go find braeburn and stop him and tell him your idea and then we can finally be happy again.” Then he leaves and starts running he hopes it isn’t to late because what if Braeburn already got train tickets then he starts flying because he’s a really fast flier even faster than Rainbow Dash and after a while he sees none other than BRAEBURN!!! Braeburn hears him call his name and he turns around and his eyes get big and shiny and he starts crying and running toward Noctopus because he loves him and he was not wanting to leave anyway “BRAEBURN!” Noctopus says “NOCTOPUS!” They run toward each other and fall on the ground and their hugging and kissing and Noctopus says “Braeburn i’m so sorry I never meant to hurt you” “It’s OK Nocty i forgive you i know you couldnt help it” Braeburn says and he kisses Noctopus on the lips “I love you” “I love you too” Noctopus suddenly is serious his eyebrows go all wrinkled and his eyes go narrow “but we need to talk about something” “OK what is it!” “Do you love Chrysalis?” “Yes but I still love you don’t worry” “And i love Chrysalis two and she loves me and you.” “Yeah?” “Yeah, and she had an idea that maybe we could all be married to each other then our foals would have two daddys and two mommies” “Two mommies?” Braeburn is confused because he only remembers Chrysalis not some other mare so he’s confused. “Yeah remember your secretly a girl.” “Oh.” “Yeah.” “So when our we going to get married to Chrysalis?” “Tomorrow” Noctopus decided and they kissed again. Then they went home to get ready for the weddings and they were happy and everything was going to be just fine because they were going to marry the ponies they loved. Or were they...?
In Which Noctopus Breaks a RecordChryslas was crying in the corner because she missed braburn and notcopus. “hello”! Braeburn said and he ran over and kissed her “we are getting married tomorrow and also u are marrying notcopus so we can all be happy” she gasped “No way that’s great let me go get a dress to dress up in.” And she did. It was a really pretty dress it could change colors and it was also made of really expensive stuff and also it was edible so she could have a lot of fun that night. Braburn got a dress to since remember he’s secretly a girl. It’s even prettier than chrysalis’s and it has fishnet stockings and frills and when notcopus saw it he got a wingboner AND a regular boner. noctopus was the only one wearing a tuxedo but it wasn’t a NORMAL tuxedo it was a AWESOME tuxedo with lasers installed in it just in case. Then they all went to the place where they have weddings sorry i forgot what it’s called. Since Noctopus is really famous Celestia is the person that reads the vows. “Noctopus, do u take Braeburn and Chrysalis to be your lawfully wedded wives?” “Yeah” he said because he’s too cool to say “I DO.” “Chrysalis do you want to marry Braeburn and Noctopus!” “Yeah” “Braeburn are you a girl?” “Yeah!” He blinks because he just got tricked. “Wait no im not DON’T TELL MY PARENTS!!!” “Okay but do you take Chrysalis too be ur wife and Noctopus to be your husband” “Yes i do because they are sexy and i love them more than i love apples witch is a lot because i really like apples.” “Then u may kiss each other!” They look at each other and start making out. Braeburn uses tongue and he’s a really good kisser and then he reaches down and starts rubbing CHrysalis’s vag with his hoof and she moans and grinds her hips against his hoof and Noctopus shoves his cock into Braeburn’s pussy and he also moans. Chrysalis’s juices gets all over Braeburn’s hoof and his cock starts throbbing so he pushes it into Chrysalis’s vag and then BAM! He cums all over and all 3 of them slip in it and fall. Noctopus cums too and Braeburn whimpers. Then Chrysalis cums and Braeburn leans down and gives her oral. Celestia felt herself getting really really turned on so she reached a hoof down and started touching herself. She rubbed faster and faster until she couldn’t take it anymore and she came. Then she threw herself at the 3 of them and said “Take me now!” Noctopus pulled out of Braeburn and started humping her until both of them came again. There was a huge crowd watching them because they came for the wedding so they started clopping just like all of you are probably doing now because this is hot and I just came. But they didn’t know it had been recorded so they all got throwed in jail for being perverts, except Celestia Noctopus Braeburn and Chrysalis. Then Celestia fell in love with Noctopus and she married him. And then all of Equestria fell in love with Noctopus and married him. And that’s how Noctopus broke the record for “Biggest Harem.” THE END. …..or is it?.....
In Which I Tricked All of YouNoctopus smiled he's laughing becaus in the last chapter i said "the end" but its not really the end so ha ha you must feel so stupid now i think i'm gonna die of lafter. he just got married to all of Equestria and that includes all the fillies and colts and ya that means theres a lot of foalcon going on but dont worry he's just in love with them, they don't have sex until their older. but anyways he's also married to all the Mane Six so he goes to their house (and of course Braeburn and Chrysalis come with him becaus there his true loves) so that they can have sex. (Also the Mane Six are also married to each other so they moving in together) He doesn't even knock he just opens the door and do you no what he sees? he sees them having sex. Rainbow Dash and Rarity are doing sex in the corner, Fluttershy and Applejack and Twilite are having a threeway thing, and Pinkie brought spike in and they're fucking. Rarity moans and rainbow Dash licks her clitoris "oh Dashie" Rarity moans and she comes all over the floor then, she pins Dash on her back and started licking between her legs at her vagina and Rainbowdash made a whimpery noise and she told rarity she loved her and then she came two and they fell on the floor and they kissed even though each others cum was on there tongue's but they don't care they make out and it's really hot. Twilite and Apple Jack have strapons and their fucking Fluttershy with the strapons and one is in her vagina but she also has an asshole which Twilite is doing. And also while, they do that there kissing and they use a whole lot of tongue and their slobber dribbled on Fluttershy's back and she came so then they let her take over so she pulled off Applejack's strapon and they did scissors with there legs and, she also was licking Twilite's pussy. They all came at the same time and they all screamed Noctopus's name. Spike and pinkie pie were just having sex normally but it was still hot. Braeburn was touching himself and he ran over and said "Applejack i have secretly loved you all of my life and I know were cousins but i still love you so will you have sex with me!" Apple Jack had just came so she was panting and she said "yes Braebrun i have also loved you my whole life so will you have sex with me two!" They kiss and it's so sweet and Braeburn thinks she tastes like Apples so he slides his cock into her pussy and then he comes and she gets pregnant but they don't know yet. (also then Applejack gets her strapon again and puts it in Braeburn's vagina because remember he's secretly a girl?) at that time Twilite starts fucking Chrysalis and then Noctopus has gay sex with Spike and the others are touching themselves and finally all of them can feel the tenchin building up and they come and all of them at once scream "NOCTOPUS!!!" even Noctopus does because he fell in love with himself when Chrysalsi change into him. The floor is all white and then Spike is like "omg what have i done i'm just a child" so he cries in the corner but it's okay because he also found out he was gay and so it was ok that Rarity didn't love him that she actually loved Rainbow Dash. It was ok becaus he loves Noctopus and he will never be alone as long as Noctopus loves him and him alone. But to bad for him becaus Noctopus also loves everyone in Equestria (yes everyone not everypony) ALSO Octopie went through the door (he's braeburns kid and also noctopussys) and he was like "GASP!" becaus he didn't know what sex was. But then he saw Spike crying in the corner and he went over and put his hoov on spikes shoulder. "Spike its ok" he said and his voice was like honey. He is also gay. "so what if you dont know what sex is yet? i don't either. Also i know Noctopus also loves everyone else but you know what screw him you dont need him he's not good enough for you." And Spike felt something inside him stir and it was like Octopie was the lite at the end of the tunnel as Octopie said "Becaus Spike i, i love you, and i'll never ever let you go and i'll never love anyone else" Spike was happy and he fell in love and his eyes were sparkling, also he felt his heart melt and he blushed and said "oh Octopie you're the only one for me!" and he gave Noctopus the middle finger sticking up which Noctopus didn't know what it meant becaus ponys don't have fingers and he kissed Spike RIGHT ON THE LIPS. Also they got married. So here's a basic rundown of all the relationships becaus idk if i made it clear enough: Noctopus is in love with everyone that ever existed and they love him but especially Braeburn and Crysalis. He and braburn had Octopie. Octopie and Spike are in love and they eventually had a foal that was named Octospike. Rainbow Dash and Rarity are in love. And so are Fluttershy, Applejack, and Twilite, there in love will all of each other. Also pinkie pie doesnt love anyone but Noctopus. Braeburn and Apple Jack are also in love. They're foal is named Apple and she's also really powerful and she turns evil but shhh your not supposed to no that yet. Oh yeah and i forgot if i mentioned this but Celestia and Luna had sex at Noctopus'ss wedding. Author's Note ok i mean it for real this time this is THE END (ok im totally lying sorry)
In Which Everything Is FineNoctopus was holding Braeburn’s hoof because he was having a babby (braeburn not noctopus.) They meeted a long time ago when noctopus braeburn and Queen Chrysalis were having a threesome and then Braeburn and Noctopus fall in love and then they get married and now Braeburn is having there foal and its name is going to be Octopie. (Like octopi and apple pie, get it?) “push! said Noctopus he was really nervous because his husband was having a foal oh yeah and I didn’t mention this before but Braeburn is secretly a girl nobody but Noctopus and the doctors know because he’s not sure how his family would react. Then Braeburn screams and then he gives birth and the doctor gives him they’re foal to hold. But then Noctopus gasps “Look” he says “it has wings AND a horn!” And their really shocked because other than Celestia Luna and Cadence there never been another alicorn so then the doctor smiles and says “Well then its probably a really special foal.” It’s a filly by the way, her name is Octopie and she’s pure white and she has a gold mane and tail and her eyes were bright red. She was really good at magic and she learned to fly when she was only 1!!!!!! Scootaloo (who’s noctopus’s sister by the way) didn’t even learned to fly until she was all growed up. Noctopus and Braeburn go home and they feed Octopie and put her to sleep and she’s snorning and then they look at each other and braeburn smiles because he knows what he wants to do and he pins Noctopus down and starts kissing him “OH don’t stop!” Noctopus begs and braeburn nipped his neck and made a moaning noise because his dick was getting really hard. He had the second biggest dick, noctopus had the biggest because it ran in his family if they had a son he would grow up and have a huge dick. then Noctopus gave Braeburn a blowjob and he was licking all over his dick and there was saliva all over them and then Braeburn started panting and he came RIGHT INTO NOCTOPUS’S MOUTH. Noctopus chocked and spat because Braeburn had a huge load and then he pulled away and shoved Braeburn’s dick into his plot and Braeburn was still cumming so then Noctopus’s ass was filled with cum. Then Braeburn even though he was tired decided to return the favor. He started kissing Noctopus’s enormous dick and Noctopus moaned so he put it in his mouth and slid his tongue all over it and it was really hot seriously even Fluttershy would’ve been turned on by it. They hadn’t been able too have sex when Braeburn was pregnant so it was good to spend time. Together but then they accidentally got Braeburn pregnant AGAIN!!! So he had another foal this one was named Ocean Apple and he was also an alicorn so they were really shocked because one alicorn foal was rare enough but TWO!!!!! was unbileivable. But then when they brought Ocena Apple home there was a knock at there door and noctopus opened it because Braeburn was feeding the Foals and it was none other than QUEEN CHRYSALIS!!!!!
