Trixie is in heat. She does not like this.

But for everypony else, it's an opportunity...

This is a Lunaverse story, but it is not a part of the Lunaverse canon. It is also not going to be up to my usual standards (such as they are): this is a crack fic.

Partially inspired by Estrus, by Friendly Uncle, and Beating the Heat, by Andrew Joshua Talon.

Additional character tags may be added at a later date.