Spike's Dirty Little Secret

     First off, I would like to thank my friend Mercury Fyre for proof reading this story, and making it look generally nicer.

     I would also like to say this is my first story I've wrote, especially clopfiction. I hope you enjoy.

Warning: Not for children

Spike's Dirty Little Secret: Ch. 1: Quiet Mornings.

It was a warm, sunny day in Equestria. The Winter Wrap Up was finished, as it lead into early Spring. Despite the beautiful day, Twilight was in her tree house, doing her usual studying with her number one assistant, Spike. It was lunch time and Spike was in the kitchen cooking for the both of them.

“Twilight! Lunch is ready!” Spike called out from the kitchen.

“I’m coming Spike!” Twilight called back, putting her bookmark back into her book and setting it down. As she walked into the kitchen, she saw Spike finishing pouring something into bowls and setting it on the table. “What’s for lunch?” she asked, as she sat down.

“Carrot soup, and daffodil sandwiches.” Spike replied, as he sat down in the chair opposite to Twilight. As he ate, Spike couldn’t help but stare at Twilight. 'She really is beautiful...' He thought, 'Gah! What am I thinking... she is a pony, and I’m just a dragon! She would never feel this way about me...'

As Spike was thinking, Twilight saw that something was upsetting him, “Are you okay Spike? You look upset...”. As she said this, Spike snapped back into reality.

“Yes Twilight, I’m alright, don’t worry.” He replied, “I was just thinking.”, he smiled at Twilight.

Twilight smiled back, worried about Spike. 'Is he mad at me?' Twilight thought, but before she could think any further, she heard a crash from inside the living room, along with the scream of a familiar pony.

,As Twilight and Spike entered the living room, they stopped dead in their tracks, mouths wide open, obviously surprised at what they saw. The balcony window was smashed, and in the middle of the living room, a smashed machine that could only belong to Pinkie, and in the middle of it was the mischievous Pink Pony, face downward, flank in the air. As Spike blushed at the sight. Stunned by the mess of the crash, the sound of Twilight’s worrying snapped him out of his trance.

“Oh no! Pinkie Pie are you okay!?” Twilight called, as she used her magic to move some of the debris out of the way, as Spike tried pulling Pinkie out of the refuse, to no avail. As Pinkie got loose from the debris, Twilight used her magic to pull Pinkie out of the wreckage, and laid her on the floor in front of her.

The Pink pony suddenly jumped up, giggling, as if nothing had happened. “Hiya Twilight!” she exclaimed, “Thanks for getting me out of there, sorry about your window... Hehe.” as she suddenly gave Twilight a kiss on the lips. “That’s for helping me!”

Twilight stood there, wide eyed at Pinkie. “Uhh.... I...” was all that she was able to get out, not fully understanding of what just happened. Spike was equally surprised, he was blushing a dark red, even through his purple scales, 'I knew Pinkie was crazy... but I never would have thought she would do something like THAT!' he thought. He couldn’t help but feel a little jealous of Pinkie Pie... he always dreamed of being able to kiss Twilight... to feel her embrace, to stroke her mane. Spike shook his head, pulling the thoughts back out of his mind.

“What, never gotten kissed before?” Pinkie asked Twilight, who was still a little shocked. “I... well...” Twilight started, as she quickly glanced towards Spike, then looking down. “... Not really...” she lied. When she and Spike were younger, and they were in Canterlot, as she was walking to the library, she saw a couple of older ponies, a colt and a mare, and they started to kiss. Naturally, Twilight was curious of it, so when she got home, she found Spike was asleep, as usual, in his little bed. She looked at his lips... Should I really do this? She thought.

As she thought, she couldn’t help herself. She slowly leaned into the sleeping dragon, and gently put her lips to his.

Twilight snapped out of her flashback

“Whatever you say!” Pinkie replied, “By the way Spikey, I need some help in Sugarcube Corner, can you come help me?” “Sure, if it’s okay with Twilight, that is”, he said, looking at Twilight for the reply. “Go ahead Spike I’ll try to get rid of this mess then go back to studying. Just try to be back before dark, alright?”. “I will Twilight!” Spike called out, following Pinkie Pie out of the door of the tree house, on their way to the beloved pastry shop, Sugarcube Corner.

As they entered Sugarcube corner, they were greeted by the Cakes. “Hello Pinkie, hello Spike, here for work?” Ms. Cake asked. “Yep! Spikey Wikey here is going to help me make

some cupcakes.” Pinkie answered. “Alright, just make sure to clean up when you’re done. Mr. cake and I are going out for some more supplies.” Ms. Cake said. “Okie dokie loki!” Pinkie said, hopping around the kitchen as Mr. and Ms. Cake walked out. “So. Lets get started!” Pinkie exclaimed to Spike.

For the next half hour, it seemed like a pretty normal event, almost too normal for Pinkie. All of a sudden she asked Spike: “So, how much do you love Twilight?” Spike, almost dropping the bowl he was working with in shock, suddenly froze. ”How did you-...” he stuttered. “Silly Spike, It’s pretty obvious. Besides, I can always tell how someone feels about someone.” Pinkie said back, putting the cupcakes in the oven. Spike shook his head, he was shocked that Pinkie found out, but he wasn’t surprised. It was common knowledge that Pinkie knew everything that happened in Ponyville.

He didn’t try arguing, knowing it would be futile against Pinkie. Instead, he said; “I... I love her a lot... but please don’t tell her! I don’t want her finding out...” “Don’t worry, you can count on me!” Pinkie said, “Cross my heart and hope to lie, stick a cupcake in my eye.” as she pokes herself in the eye, seemingly harmless to her.

Ding!

“Ohh, the cupcakes are dooone!” she chimes, as she hops over to the oven and pulls the cupcakes out. “They look delicious!” said Spike, drooling over the sight of the freshly made cupcakes.” “Do you want to try one Spikey? You can be my official taste tester!” Pinkie told

Spike, handing him a cupcake. “Sure!” Spike said in delight, then taking a huge bite of the cupcake. 'Hmm... this tastes a little weird...' He thought, after finally swallowing the cupcake. “Um... Pinkie, did you-”

THUMP

Spike fell to the ground, cupcake still in hand, as he is snoring, happily in a deep sleep.

To Be Continued...