khajiit in equestriaby twilight fanChaptersChapter 1 : the mishapmeeting the prncessesthe town meetingnightmare nightthe rest of the familya guardean angela new borderlandcreepy dragonjust a short chapterChapter 1 : the mishapVinnie was trying to go back to the Soul Cairn after killing Harkon he went to the portal and stepped through but this time instead of just walking through he passed out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Twilight had been studying all day until Rainbow Dash bursted through her window saying "Twilight you have to come see this."she said pointing at the sky 'What is that?' twilight asked "I don't know." Rainbow answered with that they went to get the others they got everyone except fluttershy to go along quickly they had to say animals might be in danger when they got there they saw a scary looking thing with black and red skin with horns and spikes on it with a sword that matched it's skin and it had a tail that didn't match it's skin when they saw it getting up they got really nervous ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie had waken up in a forest when he got up and checked his surroundings he saw 6 colored ponies he saw they were nervous one of them walked up and said "Hi can you understand me?" "yes" he replied to the lavender pony they all relaxed a little "So now that we know you can understand us what is your name?" she asked "My name is Vinnie what's yours and your friend's?" he said pointing at the other 5 ponies " oh my name is Twilight Sparkle that is AppleJack ,Rainbow Dash,Rarity ,fluttershy and pinkie pie. " she said pointing at the nervous mares " Let me guess their scared of this. "he said pointing at his head she nodded he grabbed the horns and pulled off his deadric helmet off they all gasped at what they saw "So that better? " he said then he said " So do any of you have any questions? " they all raised their hoof he pointed at the white unicorn first "Yes what is your question ?" he asked "Well i was just wondering were did you get that outfit?" "Oh this i made this. " he said "Ok don't you have something less scary to wear? " ' Actually i do would you girls mind turning around for a minute? " "sure." they said in unison after a minute they turned and saw him in a belted tunic " So this better?" they nodded " Ok back to questions." he pointed at twilight " What is your question?" "What are you and what was your job ?" she asked " I am a khajit from Skyrim as for my job i am an assassin , thief, mercenary ,mage and most importantly i am dovahkin aka dragon born. " they all looked very nervous " so you said you were a mage?" twilight asked "Yes i did. " "Can you show us ?" "Of course. " he said then he had a small black hole in his claw then their was a ghost like dog then he pulled his sword and with one swipe it was gone "Why did you do that? " they asked " To get rid of it it would probably would have attacked you .""Oh ok." then they were back to questions "So do you have any family ?" "yes i do a wife and two kids you see this bracelet , it's a band of matrimony it shows i'm married." he answered applejack then Fluttershy asked "Why do you have fangs and red eyes?" "If i tell you you have to promise not to freak out ,tell anyone or try to kill me ok" "Ok." they said in unison "Ok i'm a vampire but not an ordinary vampire i'm a vampire lord. " he said then Twilight raised a hoof "Yes what is it?"he asked"What's a vampire?""well a vampire is a creature of the night but i'm a special kind of vampire as i said i'm a vampire lord with many ability one of which i'm gonna need a volunteer to show you it but it might hurt." he said Twilight stepped forward and said "Ok i volunteer." soon after that Vinnie was right beside Twilight after that he asked her to tilt her head she did so after that he sunk his fangs into her neck after a second he stopped "Twilight do you feel dizzy at all?" vinnie asked"A little." she said dazed then Vinnie went on demonstrating his powers that wouldn't hurt them after that Pinkie Pie said "What about mine and Dashie's questions." 6 "Ok what are your questions?" "Rainbow Dash you first." "You said you were dragonborn what does that mean?" "Well basically i hunt down and kill dragons." they all gasped "you hunt dragons ?" Twilight asked nervously "Yes why." "Well i have a dragon assistant." "Well is he evil?" he asked "no." "Then you have nothing to worry about." they all sighed in relief then they saw it was getting dark "We should probably get going i still need to write a letter to the princess Pinkie pie you'll need to ask your question as we go back and Vinnie try to stay hidden when we get to ponyville" "Do you like party's?" Pinkie asked "Actually yes i do." Pinkie then got ecstatic "So now that we got that settled i have to find a place to stay."vinnie said as he turned but was stopped by twilight "You can stay with me." he shrugged and said "Ok" with that they were off "so this is your house ?" vinnie asked Twilight nodded "ok so you can sleep in the guest bed." "Ok."vinnie said as he went to bed ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight woke up and went down stairs and saw Vinnie sitting on the couch in the living room "Good morning Vinnie." "Morning Twilight."he said "Why are you up so early?" she asked " I couldn't sleep" he said "So were is this dragon assistant of yours." "He's asleep why?" "Just wanting to meet him." "Hey Twilight i'm going to meet your friends to get to know them so were can i find them?" "Rarity is Probably at her shop, Pinkie pie is probably at Sugarcube corner, Applejack is most likely at Sweet apple acers, Fluttershy should be at her cottage, Rainbow dash is probably in the sky clearing the sky. " ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight had gave Vinnie directions so he cast an invisibility spell and went to rarity's shop he casted a muffle spell and snuck in and to her room and activated claws and poked her in the stomach she jumped then she saw a laughing Vinnie she just slugged him in the arm "Is that supposed to hurt. " he said as he stopped laughing "Anyway i came to get to know you better and see if you needed any help." "Oh ok i was wondering if you could help me make some jewelry i figured if you could make that armor you could make a necklace or two." "Oh you mean like this. he said pulled 12 Diamond necklaces from his tunic "Those are beautiful darling well thats all i needed help with i'll be making outfits all day though can you come back later." he shrugged and left the same way he came muffled and invisible meeting the prncessesAfter leaving Caursal Boutique Vinnie snuck to Sugarcube corner to see Pinkie pie so he went in and snuck up to her room then he saw she was still asleep so he figured he would have a laugh while he was there so he activated his claws along with deadric armor so he walked over to her then he was the one surprised when Pinkie jumped up in his face "Where you trying to prank me Vinnie oh you like pranks me to oh we should prank someone together how does that sound" Vinnie was still trying to figure out what was happening but he answered "no thanks Pinkie i just came to see if you needed any help with anything" "Well i could use some help with baking" "Ok so when do you need help ?" Vinnie asked "probably around 9 hours" she answered "Well i guess I'll be back then " with that he was off " guess i'll see how twilight is doing " he said to himself on his way to Twilight's Vinnie noticed alot more ponies wandering the streets when he got there he saw 2 much larger ponies in the library and 2 guards outside the door so he snuck in through the window "so princesses how have you been?" "pretty well but what of this alien friend of yours" "He's gone to get to know my friends." "Actually i'm right here." Vinnie said as he appeared in between princess Luna and Celestia "Hello i don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you two i am Vinnie" he said extending a claw "Well Vinnie i must say i'm shocked you passed up our guards without being detected."celestia said reaching out and shaking his paw "Eh don't beat yourself up not even the emperer's royal guards could detect me " he said with a chuckle and a smirk "so which one of you is princess Celestia?" he asked "I am and this is my sister princess Luna " "A pleasure to meet you as well princess Luna " he said bowing "Ok so now that that is done what is it you want to know i can see the questioning looks in your eyes " "Well speaking of eyes why are yours red?" "Well that is kinda hard to explain but can i answer that at night " "Sure Luna if you would please" Celestia said looking at her sister "Of course dear sister ' With that Luna's horn started to glow then it was night "So how does the time of day matter anyway" "Well Celestia i am a vampire" everyone had questioning looks in their eyes after going through a lengthy explanation of what a vampire was Vinnie said "Ok did Twilight tell you about my previous occupations" "Actualy no we were hoping you would tell us" "Ok i'll tell you later ok" "As you wish" then a guard come in and shouted "Get away from them!" he said as he grabbed vinnies tail with his magic "Oh no you did not just grab my tail" Vinnie said as he shouted "FUS !" the guard went flying and vinnie pounced"Vinnie stop please" Celestia said "Screw that this fucker grabbed my tail "Vinnie retorted with anger in his voice as he jumped to the guard and started punching through the guards armor with his bear claws until luna pulled him off "Let me go so i can kill this milk drinker " then he looked around and saw a crowd gathering "Oh crap" was all he said then Celestia said "Do not worry my little ponies this was all a misunderstanding so please go back to your normal routines and we will have this sorted out soon" after everyone left she turned to Vinnie and the guard who attacked him then said"So Vinnie why did you attack this royal guard?" she said looking at the bruised up guard "Well to put it simply this jackass grabbed my tail in his magic " he stated" And you royal guard what is your name?" "My name is Blazing skys your highness" "So Blazing skys why did you attack Vinnie" "Well i thought he was attacking you." "why did you think he was attacking us " "Well i just assumed he was so i acted. " "so your first course of action was to attack him" this time he just remained silent "Well to be fair i did have my deadric armor on and my dragonbone sword on my back." Vinnie stated "Well i still think he should have waited to be so harsh." "Well i say forgive and forget ." Vinnie said extending a claw " So what do you say you want to start over." "Sure why not " Blazing skys said shaking vinnies claw then Vinnie said "But you do realize if you grab my tail again i will do more than just kick your ass." the guard gulped at that" So now that that is done i'm going to drink some of that redwater skooma i brought with me." then Luna asked "What is skooma?" "Well skooma is an alcoholic drink would you like some " "Might as well try a little how about you Tia " "No thank you maybe later though" then Vinnie said "Well redwater skooma is very strong so here is some regular skooma" "Thank you Vinnie" Luna said sipping the bottle then said"That was strong" "That is nothing compared to what i have drank princess" Vinnie said downing his bottle then Celestia said "So now that ponies know your here Vinnie don't you think they should get to know you" "Sure why not but on two condition no one grabs my tail and your guard stays so i can show what happens when you grab my tail and your lucky enough that i'm in a good mood is that a deal" "Of course Vinnie " with that they talked and after about an hour the princesses left Vinnie turned to Twilight and said "So do you know how i'm gonna introduce myself to everyone Twilight?" "Well maybe we could hold a town meeting."she answered "Yeah them seeing me beat the crap out of a guard is probably not the best first impression." "I agree with that."Twilight said then they looked up and saw a baby dragon"Good morning Twilight who is that " "I am Vinnie and you must be Spike it is good to finally meet you ." vinnie said "Hey."Spike stated"Hey Twilight i'm goona take a quick nap ok and please don't tell Spike about my jobs and don't be looking through my bag please." "Ok Vinnie i promise" "What about Spike over there." "I promise." "Ok then please wake me up when you get the meeting planned." Vinnie said "Ok Vinnie see you in a few hours." the town meetingVinnie was woken up to the sound of bones cracking so he rushed downstairs and he saw Twilight scrambling to put everything back inside Vinnie's bag "Morning Twilight curiosity get the best of you" Vinnie stated and he saw Twilight jump a little "No i was moving your bag and it was way to heavy so it just fell and opened up and everything fell out ."Twilight said "It's ok this stuff is heavy here let me help." he said walking over to Twilight and started putting his stuff back in his bag "So Twilight when is the town meeting?" he asked "About 30 minutes why" Twilight answered "I need to think of a great entrance,oh i know exactly what to do." Vinnie said with a wicked smile "So what's this plan of yours?" Twilight asked "You know that shout i used on that guard." "Yes "Well i am going to use one that summons my dragon friend Durnehviir" Vinnie said ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the next 30 minutes passed pretty fast after putting Vinnie's stuff back up him and Twilight talked then Celestia knocked on the door Twilight answered and Celestia said "Good morning Twilight where is Vinnie" "then Vinnie appeared behind Celestia with his deadric dagger on Celestia's throat then he said "Oh i am sorry princess instincts i guess" "It is ok Vinnie." "Ok i guess it's time ." "Yes it is you should get ready."Celestia said "Ok." with that Vinnie turned invisible ----------------------------------------------------------------------- it took Twilight and Celestia 5 minutes to get to the center of town Celestia walked up the stage they had set up and said "Hello my little ponies you maybe wandering why we called a town meeting well as many of you may know we have a new creature here in Ponyville his name is Vinnie and he is very dangerous but he means us no harm so without further ado here he is." then the curtains revealing nothing then they heard someone shout DUR NEH VIIR !." then there was a purple circle then a zombie like dragon appeared and said "Dohvakin where are you ?" everypony except Celestia and Twilight jumped "I am here Durnehviir ." " Ah dovahkin there you are were are we i know we are not in Tamrial" "You are right my friend." "then twilight said "Vinnie don't you think that was a bit much" "Not compared to how i introduced myself to one of my targets so no" "Point ok we should get this going though." "I agree." then Vinnie walked up the stage and said "My name is Vinnie as the princess said and i mean no harm also i will answer your questions as best i can so ask away." then like 50 hooves shot in the air then after about two hours of answering questions he heard a loud growl then looked up and saw a dragon and said "Hey Twilight remember how i said i hunted dragons your about to see how." then Vinnie drew his sword and jumped towards the dragon and then the dragon swooped down and tried to burn a building and Vinnie sliced his wing in half with his deadric greatswoard and blood splattered all over him then the dragon tried to bite through him and succeeded and everypony gasped some of them had tears in their eyes then Vinnie shouted "YOL LA FINGA !" broth fire then he sliced the dragon's head then a strange light surrounded him then the dragon was nothing but a skeleton then Vinnie came up and said "And that's how the dragon born does it." then Twilight and the princess ran to him and said "what were you thinking Vinnie. " "I told you it's what i do ." Vinnie stated then Celestia said "Twilight what does he mean and how did he breath fire and turn that dragon into a skeleton?" Twilight got nervous until Vinnie said"To answer your first to questions i am dovahkin and the last question i can absorb a dragon's soul when i kill it." Celestia then asked "What do you mean dovahkin? "Well i have a dragon's blood and soul but i hunt and kill evil dragons so that should answer your questions right now so i have to fix my armor.." Vinnie said removing his cheastplate revealing all the wounds from his life Twilight's jaw dropped then Celestia said "Vinnie what has happened to you ?" "The result of being a vampire hunter, a vampire myself ,a thief , an assassin,the dovahkin,a mercenary,and just being me in general now i have to fix my armor." with that he turned to leave but was stopped by Celestia pulling him into a hug along with twilight both of them ignoring the fact he was still covered in blood then he said "Hey guys i'm married remember." "Yes we remember Vinnie but we just feel so sorrowful." "Ok but i need to fix my armor ok so please let me go" and then he walked off after they finally let go he walked off ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- it had been 3 hours since the town meeting and the dragon attack Vinnie was sitting on a park bench with his freshly repaired armor except his helmet when he heard hoofsteps coming his way he looked up and saw princess Celestia coming his way and said"Hey princess how are you" "I am alright Vinnie how are you" "Well considering i'm in a world of talking ponies with no way home orto my family i'd say i'm great." then Rainbow Dash flew up to them and said "Well i hear you made quite an impression at the town meeting what was your name again." "My name is Vinnie and shouldn't you be bowing or something."Vinnie said nodding his head towards Celestia "Oh i.i'm so sorry p.princess" Rainbow Dash stammered while bowing then Vinnie and Celestia chuckled then Celestia said"Rise Rainbow Dash it was just a joke." she then looked at Vinnie and said"Oh you think this is funny smart guy.""Actually yes because your ego is so fucking big i thought i'd take you down a peg but if you want to fight let's go and i'll take you down a few more so are you sure you want to do this." Vinnie said then Dash retorted by saying"the question is are you ready." "What are the rules?"Vinnie asked"Hoof to hoof only." Dash answered then Vinnie said "No flying either got it." "Yeah yeah." then Celestia said"Don't you two see fighting will solve nothing." then Vinnie said "No it will taking her ego down so please don't stop us." Celestia then said"Ok Vinnie just don't hurt her to much." "I promise now let's do this." then they started Dash moved first to move when she charged then in one swift move Vinnie sidestepped and grabbed Rainbow's leg and slammed her into the ground when the dust cleared and Celestia saw Vinnie with his hand around Dashes neck then Vinnie said something that shocked her"Do you know how many ways i could kill you right now since you probably don't i'll tell you just a few i could slit your throat with my bear claws or i could beat you to death or i could use one of my spells oh the list goes on but i'm not evil so i won't but i will say something you charge into a fight that's just one reason why you would probably lose a fight with even a skeever." while he said that Dash was struggling until Vinnie let go and she said"You think your all that don't you." "No i am just saying the truth so i gotta go and by the way the reason i made such an impression is i killed a dragon at the town meeting." with that he left with Rainbow dash shocked and mouthed agaped ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie was walking to were Twilight had said Applejack was untill he saw a farm and Applejack and said "Hey Applejack what's up." then she just waved and said "Howdy there Vinnie." then Vinnie asked"Need any help there?" "Nah i got this."then she bucked the tree again but no apples fell and then Vinnie said "Let me help a little because you seem tired i mean just take a five minute break ok " then Vinnie punched the tree and every apple fell then Applejack said "Well maybe just a minu..." before she finished she fainted so Vinnie picked her up and started taking her to the house when out of the corner of his eye he saw a red pony charging at himso he gently put Applejack down and at the last second he threw the pony over his shoulder and casted his bound sword and put it to his neck then he said "Why are you attack ing me?" "Ah got a better question why are you attacking mah sister." "I wasn't attacking her she blacked out from heat and overwork i am her friend my name is Vinnie i assume you are her brother." "Eeyup." "Ok let's get her to bed." "Eeyup" after that big mac and Vinnie took Applejack to her room without anypony seeing them then Vinnie left nightmare nightit had been a week since the dragon attack and some of the ponies had warmed up to Vinnie but most of them were still skeptical of him but he didn't care --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie was walking to Fluttershy's cottage when he got closer ge saw signs that read "go away" or "no candy in here" Vinnie thought "how strange i wonder what those are for" he walked up and knocked on the door and said " Hey Fluttershy it's me Vinnie open up." then he heard about 10 locks being undone then he was pulled in in almost an instant but not before he could say"What the fuck." then he was in the cottage with Fluttershy and her animals i broke the silence by saying "Fluttershy what the fuck." "Oh i just don't like nightmare night." "Nightmare night ?" Vinnie said looking at her with a questioning look getting the hint Fluttershy then explained what Nightmare night is then Vinnie said "Ok Fluttershy i understand you may be scared so i'll make you a deal you go with me and i'll protectyou but i will not be like i am now ok" "Ok." "Good now i have to go to see Twilight and maybe Rarity ok so i have to go bye." "Ok bye Vinnie." after that Vinnie left and went to the library ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie walked to Twilight's and turned invisible and snuck in and scared the hell out of twilight by grabbing her by the neck and then she shouted "Vinnie let me go or Celestia help me i'll..i'll" "You'll what kill me with the magic of love or some other bullshit your not i didn't think so." "No i'm gonna do this."she said then she licked him "Ug yuck what the fuck Twilight!' "I made you let go didn't i." "Yes but here's something you probably didn't know is i havn't had a bath in a month." then Twilight extended her tongue an began rubbing it vigorously while Vinnie laughed his ass off then said "And that is why you shouldn't lick people anyway i hear it's nightmare night right." "Yes but i wish Fluttershy would come." "Well wish no more she's coming with us." then Twilight percked up and yelled with excitement "But how." "Easy i talked to her." "What! i begged her last year and she didn't come." "Well i have my ways by the way where is my stuff?" "Over there." she said pointing at a corner with his bag in it he then took it said "Tanks i'll see you in a little bit." then he left it had been three hours since Vinnie left and Twilight and the gang were walking around around talking "I don't know he's been gone a while ." "Don't worry sugarcube he can take care of himself." "I know i know ." then Vinnie was in front of them"You talking about me." "Where have you been ?" "That forest and before you overreact i was just on the outskirts thats the end of discussion for now and it's not a request ." they just stood there looking at him "What oh the armor yes it's made of bones thats all you need to know." then Twilight was about to say something when VINNIE SAID "Hey it's Luna.." then he started walking to her when a guard said "Stand back creature." Vinnie retorted by saying "No how about this option you move out of the way or i'll have to slit your throat." then Luna jumped in "Ok what is going on here?" "the guard over here is being an ass but it seems he is looking for an early grave ." "Captain move and go to your post." "No." "What?" "No." he said sternly "I challenge him to a dual." "Fine Vinnie do you accept?" "It's his grave not mine." "Fine go on ." "Let's go."Vinnie stated then the captain charged him Vinnie stood there then he sidestepped and put his foot on his back and pushed down and the captain screamed out in pain and ponies heard a cracking sound then Vinnie said "Look pal i don't want to kill you but i will so surrender and i'll heal you ok." "Ok i yield i yield !" then Vinnie pulled out a small bottle and poured the contents into the ponies mouth then he got up and ran off then Luna said "Wow Vinnie impressive. " "Thank you princess." "Oh call me Luna we are friends ." "ok Luna." "But Vinnie were is your costume?" "You'll see oh you'll see, but first do you mind getting blood on you?" "I am not fond of that." "Well move back a bit." she did and Vinnie clenched his stomach and then his blood spread out and in his place was a monster "And this is a vampire lord's true form well let's go." then he started to fly off then they followed then the group went to Twilight's library talking "I can sing ok." "Sure you canVinnie." Luna said rolling her eyes "if you want to prove it there is a contest .' "Why not." he then grabbed a lute from his bag and strummed it "Well let's go." he said going out the door Luna was upset because every pony offered her their seat as she went by but Vinnie stood they heard good songs but then it was his turn he walked up and sang a familiar song Alduin's wings they did darkin the sky his roars furey's fire his scales sharpened scythes men ran and they cowered they fought and they died they burned and they bled as they issued their cries we need saviors to free us from alduins rage heroes on the field of this new war to wage and if alduin wins man is gone from this world lost in the shadow of black wings unfurled but then came the toungs on that terrible day steadfast as winter they enter the frey and all heard the music of alduin's doom the sweet song of skyrim sky shattering thu'um and so the toungs freed us from alduin's rage gave us the gift of the voice ushered in a new age if alduin's eternal then eternity's done for his story is over and the dragons are gone. then he bowed and left the stageand was greeted by the shocked faces of Luna ,Fluttershy ,and Twilight "what did i suck that much.' 'No it's that your amazing.' "What did you think i only use my voice to talk and convince people to do something,i'm in a bards collage." "Oh well let's go." then Rainbow Dash came up behind Luna and struck lightning at her then Vinnie pulled his bow and aimed it at her " Easy there big guy calm down." "Never sneak up on an assassin or a vampire and especially both in one well time to get into my oter skin." then everyone except Rainbow Dash took a step back then she had blood on her and Vinnie was his vampire lord again and Rainbow Dash was covered in his blood "What the hay Vinnie." "Consider it payback." with that he flew off "So Vinnie what was that song you sang?" "Tale of the toungs it talks about the greybeards and my destiny." "What do you mean?" "I'll tell you later.""Your hiding something.""More than one but you need to know i can and will kill any non innocent in my way brutally very brutally." they were shocked in the change in tone "Well i wanted to show you something." "You didn't mean that did you?" "Which part?" "The brutal killing part." "Every word." then he went into the everfree forest they went in a minute later and saw a small hut "What's this Vinnie?" Luna asked "My house." he answered "But why here?" "Because like many here i'm a monster."" Your not a monster." "Twilight remember when you felt dizzy after i showed you that trick." "Yes" "I drunk your blood it's something i can do for being a vampire." "That dosn't make you a monster." Twilight said "Well i should also show you something from my past." he then went into the house then returned with a mace "This is the mace of molag ball the bastard made me kill two priests." he shivered at the memory "That wasn't your fault." Luna said getting closer to him "No it was i didn't have to kill thesecond one but my mind was clouded buti could have just stopped but those are just two more people i added to my body count." he said flattly "You girls go on back to town please i have to go talk to someone." then Rainbow asked "Who could you talk to here." "A dremora who owes me a favor." thenthey left andhe went inside and put the mace back 'Herminiouse Mara i wanted to ask something." "Yes my champion?" "I Would like the ability to turn into a dragon twice the size of alduin and be ableto turn my skin into scales and my scales were blood red with all of my shouts will you do this?" "It seems asthough you really want this very well my champion." then he was surrounded by green rays then they disappeared "Thank you and also do i have claws and fangs when i change my skin?" "Yes you do and you are very welcome." then he walked out "You can come out now girls!" he yelled then the girls walked out of a bush "How did you know we were here?" "I just talked to a demon and your asking that." then they gave a sheepish smile "So what did you talk about ?" "None of your concern but let me show you this." then he held out his left hand and turned into a blood red claw they all had wide eyes"Wow Vinnie." "Pretty fucking cool huh." " how is this possible" "That is need to now and you don't." then he herd a roar when he looked he saw two manticors "Girls hide."when they did he took off his tunic and walked to them"Talos guide you in death." then he punched one in the chest and ripped it's heart out then he saw the other one found the girls and hit Twilight he growled in fury "That's it you hurt my friend you hunt them you see your friend he had a quick death you will not be so fortunate!" then he jumped on him punching him then he stood up "Get up!" then he grabbed it and pulledit up "I said to get up bitch!" then he ripped off it's tail and it screamed in agony then Vinnie said with a statistic smile on "Time to die." then he shouted "ITCH!" then it was frozen but Vinnie unfroze it's torso and ripped it's head off with it's spine then he ran to the girls "Is Twilight ok?" "Yes Vinnie i try to cover their eyes." Luna said "Good thinking let me heal her." then he used healing hands on her"Put her on my bed and don't look in my bag trust me." "How the hay did you do that?" Rainbow asked "Let me show you this Rainbow." then he took off his tunic showing her his scared torso before putting it on in a second "Don't judge me without seeing everything i have now get Fluttershy in there." then she did and he hopped on his roof then he pulled out his lute and said "This is to the true sons and doughters of Skyrim." we drink to our youth to the days come and gone for the age of oppression is now nearly done we'll drive out the empire from this ;and that we own with our blood and our steel we will take back our home all hail to Ulfric you are the high king in your great honor we drink and we sing we're the children of Skyrim we fight all our lives when Soverngourd beckons everyone of us dies for this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams all hail to Ulfric you are the high king in your great honor we drink and we sing." This is to you Rolof may you feast and fight well in Sovernguard ." he then drank a bottle of ale "You like the song Luna?" "How did you know Vinnie?" "You learn skills while going through hell and back---" he sighed "---but it's always worrth it to see people safe but that's not always the case." he said sadly then Luna said "Vinnie i forgot Tia has had a breakthrough with sending you home." then he jumped making her flinch and he said "Well let's go." "We can't we have to wait until tomorrow." "Fuck." he cursed then he sighed putting his head in his hand then he jumped down and went to the manticore body and picked it up and threw it in the forest then went to the other one and did the same then Luna flew down and said "Well we should go to sleep." "No i don't need to." "What do you mean?" she asked "I'll just work through the night." he replied "How?" "I have something planned and i'm gonna make a forge ." "Can i help?" "Yeah in one way grab me the metal that your's and your sister's guards wear after that i'll make you something." she then said "Ok Vinnie." then she teleported and he set out to work when she went back in ten minutes she saw that he was done and that he had on his deadric armor then she walked to him and gave the metals to him and said "Here Vinnie." "Thank you Luna now here." he said handing her a bowl of tomato soup she eyed it then he said "It's tomato soup Luna." "Oh." then she tried a taste and she went wide eyed and said "You made this?" he nodded "This is amazing." "Thanks." he said then he picked up the gold material and started crafting in a minute he had a sword and then he twirled around after he did Luna said "um Vinnie i think i can trust you so i think you should know." "Know what?" "That Tia brought you here." then he stopped and his voice drooped an octave "What i'll kill that bitch." then he went in his house and grabbed his bag and shouted "DUR NEH VIIR!" then Durnahviir was there and said "Hello again." "No tie to talk were going to Canterlot." then Vinnie jumped on his back and in ten minutes they were about 300ft above the palace then Vinnie said "Well time to fight you stay up here." "Ok." then Vinnie jumped off when he landed he saw two guards and he smashed their heads together then he snuck through the barracks and then he was caught by a guard but she was quickly knocked out by him then he made it to Celestia's room when he saw two guards he jumped and kicked them in the face and then he opened the door and went up to Celestia and grabbed her and she woke up she opened her mouth to say something but he said this "You bitch you took me from my family!" then he grabbed her throat but she said "I'm sorry Vinnie i didn't know i brought you here until today." then he dropped her then she said "Vinnie i came up with a teleportation spell . " "Use it . " "I can't i need your help ." "With what?" "A dragon that is blacker than pitch with red eyes." then his paws started bleeding from how tight he was holding them and he said "Well guess time for some motherfucking vengance." he then he walked to the balcony and shouted "HEY ALDUIN YOU HEAR ME I'LL KILL YOUR FUCKING ASS!! " then about 500 guards came rushing in but then Vinnie ran up and started punching them and in ten seconds they were on the ground and then there was a flash and there stood Lua and the girls they all looked very scared but when they saw that Celestia was ok they calmed down a but when they saw Vinnie in the middle of the unconscious bodies they were scared again they were snapped out of their trance by hi coldly saying "If any of you try shit like her or piss me off again i won't hesitate to kill you and your friends and family., Now good fucking night." he said running off the balcony landing on Durnaviir the rest of the familyVinnie woke up on top of the castel but jumped onto Celestia's balcony which made her jump and he said "Sup celestiabitch . " "Is that necessary ?" "Hell no but it's fun as hell." she then said "Fine please stop calling me that and let's eat." "Fine --" he stopped when he felt his heart pang he then clenched his chest and said "You know a way to see my house?" "Yes why ?" "Do it now ." then she did and they saw in his house and saw his wife dead on the floor "Vinnie is that?" "my wife yes ." then he walked out the door crying when he got to the dining roo he stood in the corner silently sobbing then the girls came in and sat down avoiding him until Twilight walked up and started to talk but trumpets played and AJ said "Oh no." then a new colt walked in and sat down and then the princesses and a new one and a colt in armor when the food came the first colt shouted "This is cold take it back!" as he was about to hit the maid Vinnie grabbed his hoof and said "You hit her i kill you." then he let go and the pony said "And who are you ." "Names Vinnie and who are you bitch ." "I am prince Blublood." "Ha a stupid royal figures." "Hey !" shouted the pink alicorn "Shut the fuck up bitch ." he retorted "Don't talk to my that way ." "Go fuck yourself." then the three blasted him with magic when he steeped out of the smoke he said "Wrong move then he held flames in his hands and said "This is an attack spell." then he doul casted them in th air Blublood said "That is still no reason to attack royalty." "You think that was an attack i killed the emperor of skyrim with this blade." he said pulling out the blade of woe "Heres a tip don't mess with a vapire who can change the sun." then Celestia said "How?" he pulled out Auriels bow and said "With this baby and a bloocursed sun arrow." he then pulled out said arrow and pulled it back and aimed it at the sun but before he let it go he grabbed his head and said "Fuck the thirst is back ." he said "What thirst?" Luna asked "I'll give you a hint." he said showing his fangs then she said "Oh." then he picked up his bow and said "I'll be back unless you got prisoners here ."Actually we have one ." "Your about to see a new type of punishment and not mine." then he went to the dungion and went to a prisoner that was sleeping with everyone following him then he sunk his fangs in his neck the prisoner screamed but then fell limp when he turned and left to the dining room then he ran and jumped out the window but wass cought in a purpel aura then he had a black hole in his hand and he summoned a dremora then said "Dremora grab her horn." then it did and he spread his arms out and shouted "Peace out." then he landed with a roll and he ran into the gardens when he found an interesting statue he sat in a patch of grass and took out Lydia's sheild then started crying then he took off his armor wich only left his ragged trousers thirty minutes everyone found him and Rarity and Fluttershy fainted which left the others to stare at the crying figure before them the guard went up to him and said "Man you've been thrugh Taurterous havn't you." "Fuck yeah i have more than fucking once you see my scars they're nothing the fact your motherfucking princess is the couse of my wife's death now the last time something like this happend i was new to death but now it's normal not knowing were my kids are hurts to just as muchbut they may be alive so now Bitchlestia you are going to give me the ability to teleport diminsialy not will you but you will now." then Luna asked "Um Tia what does he mean?" "He's right i brought him here and when he woke up we saw his wife dead in their home." then the ponies gathered around him but he stood up and said "Now." then he was surrounded by golden aura then she said "What about Alduin." "I'll think about it." then he was gone a guardean angel [sly cooper] when Vinnie teleported he saw he was in the air over a country town "Well fuck this is gonna hurt tomaroe" then he fell and hit he ground and passed out with his armor on (except the helmet) he then started to come to conciusness "Hey there partner weird place to nap." said a racoon that stood over him "Yeah falling from the sky'll do that to you." he then groaned and said "Mind helping me up?" "Well alright." then the racoon pulled him up then Vinnie said "Duck." then he did but Vinnie was shot but pulled his crosbow and shot the bull that shot him "Dang thanks man what's your name anyway?" "Name's Vinnie., you?" "I'm Tennessee Kid Cooper." he said with a tip of the hat then said "Now let's go." Vinnie clenched his chest "Yeah let's do that." then they went to a house "Here's the safehouse." then they went in and Tennessee shouted "Hey everyone come here!" then a fox ,another raccoon, a turtal,and a hippo came to the room "Hey name'sVinnie and this guy just helped me get up from an over 3000 foot drop." "How is that possible?" asked the fox "Well it's complicated but let's just say i'm very hard to kill." then came the introductions first came the racoon "I'm sly , Sly Cooper." then the fox "I'm inspector Carmaleta fox." then the hippo "I'm Murry." lastly the turtal "I'm Bently." then they herd shouting "Come out cooper!" then Vinnie said "Let me handle this." then he healed himself and walked out "Hey your no Cooper. " "Nope." then he said "Well who are you ?" "I'm Vinnie you got a problem with the people inside that house?" "Yeah i do." "Well take it up with me." "Ok fire." then the bulls did and Vinnie ran up and punched one knocking it out then did that to the rest and the armidillo ran away and everyone ran up to him and Carmelita asked "How did you do that?" then Tennessee "Yeah you were knocking on death's door a few minutes ago." then Sly asked "How did you survive the bullets?" "The what's?" Vinnie asked "Um these." Tennesse said holding up a bullet "I'll tell you later right now the sun hurts like heck." then he went to the safehouse "ah much better healing is great but shade ought to help." then the gang walked up and sat down then Sly said "Man you are awsome." "Thanks." then Murry said "Yeah no kidding." "Hey i'll take that over a deadric swoard to the gut anyday." "Uh a what?" "This." he said holding up said sword "Wow." everyone except Carmelita said "But let me ask you this what's such a beutiful girl doing with these guys?" this made her blush "Well they saved me when i was captured by Le Paradox." "Hey how come he can make you fall under his spell and not me?" Sly asked "Maybe because she doesn't know my jobs." then He asked "And what are they?" then Vinnie sighed "I'm well i'm an assassin,a thief, a vampire hunter,a mage,a soldier, and i'm the dragonborn." then they all stared at him"Now don't get me wrong i know i have done alot of bad things but i have a code of honor now if you don't trust me i understand because i still have a secret." the first to speak "Well i'm shocked but i respeact you everyone in here except Carmelita is a thief." then she said "Exactly what is this code of yours?" "Don't mess with the inoccent." "Kinda like mine." said Sly "Cool now if you scold me after i tell you this i understand i'm a vampire." "Wow." all of them said "Well i have something to say you wanna join my gang?" "Really?" "Yes." "Sure but i'm not fro this dimension." "Ok well welcome." "Oh Carmileta your still blushing." then she hid her facce saying "Shut up." then she left and Murry said "How about a compitition ?" "Of what?" "A fight us aginst you." "That's not fair." "What chicken?" "I ment for you now were can i change." "The bathroom is up the hall to the left." "Thanks." then he went up the stairs and half closed the door and took off his armor and put on his ragged trousers again but as Carmelita walked by and just stood and stared at his scarred body "Not nice to stare Carmelita." "How did you know i was staring." "After the fight i'll tell you most of my story." "Ok but this is for good luck." she said kissing him on the cheek they both blushed then he went downstairs when he did everyone stared "What i understand Carmelita staring but you all." then Sly said "What!?" "Let's just do this." then it started and Sly ran up ready to strike with his cane but Vinnie grabbed it and hit him with it then he hit Tennessee with it and threw it to Sly and he said to Murry "How about a fist fight." then Murry ran and punched im but he countered by punching him in the gut "Bently you sure ." "No i give up." then Carmelita congradulated him "Now i made a promise now gather around let me tell you how i got these 3 scars on my nose." "Ok." "Well it was my eighth birthday it was during the party and some drunk bandit walked in with his gang and sloughtered my family even my brother and sister 2 years later i took my dad's swoard and i walked in their hideout and the first one i saw was a sloppy kill with blood everywere then i went through stabbing every bandit in the back when i found the leader i steped into the light and we fought he got 3 lucky slashes but now my dad's sword is still in his head." they all looked at him "Now which one of you is goa scold me for what i did i know you rarly kill but i do it just to survive which scar do you want to know how i got?" "That's enough for today." Sly said "Ok." then Vinnie went outside but said "I'll be outside." then he pulled up a chair and sat down about an hour later Sly and Tennessee came out "Great night ain't it." said Tenessee "Yeah always loved the night." after he said that a bullet hit his chest "I'll be back." then he went to the shooter while being tailed by the whole gang then he tackeled the shooter and started punching just as the fatal strike was about to be delivered he felt a hand wrap around his fist when he looked he saw Carmelieta "Stop Vinnie he's down." he looked in her eyes "Please." she said in a soft tone the he unclenched his fist and got up "Go." then the shooter scrambled to his feet and ran away after that Vinnie looked into Carmelitaa's eyes and said "Sorry you had to see that side of me." then they went to the safehouse hen they got i Sly walked up to Vinnie and said "Let's talk." then they went to his room and Sly locked the door and asked "How do you do it?" "What showing no mercy or swooning Carmelita?" "Carmelita." "Well i have a natural talet and usually i can tell when women are in love." "Is she?" "Is she what?" "In love?" "You'll find out i'm gonna talk to Bently." then he wet through the door and and went to Bently "Hey Bent." "Oh hey Vinnie." "What are you up to?" "Making you a binoc u com." "A what?" "A binoc u com it'll let us talk to you wherever you are and let's you se at a modified range." "Oh." "Um what disign do you want?" "How about a blood red dragon." "Ok." then he went to see Tennessee when he did Tennessee said "Hey partner could you do me a favor and lay off Carmileta i know you don't mean anything by it but could you do that?" "Yeah ok i was wonderig were i was gonna sleep." "I have another bed in my room so follow me." then they went to a large room "Well night." then they went to sleep ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie woke up to everyone around hm "Well that's creepy." then he poed his back,neck and knuckles "So what's up "Well we thought you would need a new outfit so here." Bently said pulling out an outfit exactly like Sly's except it was red and the pouch was blue and it had pants "Wow i don't know what to say." "Then just try it on then." "Ok then please leave." then they left and he put it and it was perfect then he left and he saw that everyone was waiting "This is perfect Bently." "How did you know i made it?" he asked then Vinnie pointed to his scratched hands "Oh." "Let me help." then he used healing hands "That should help ." then Sly said "What's a thief without a tool i thought you would like a cane." he said holding a cane like his "Thank you now i'm barly emotional but bring it in." then he gave them a group hug "Can you teach me some tecniques Sly?" "That depends will you tell me about what we talked about?" "No you must let yourself find out but i will give you a small bit of information." "Fine after we stop Le paradox ." "Deal but I'm gonna take a nap." then he fell asleep and everyone but Carmileta went to work she sat down in a chair and watched him then she heard a voice say "Hello i don't know you ma'am." "Who's there?" she asked drawing her pistol "I am Hermineous Mara Vinnie is my champion." "So you know him."she asked pointing to him "Yes well i must be goin it is very late." then he let and Carmelita went to bed Vinnie woke up to twopeople arguing "What do we do with him." "Just kill him." then he saw something aimed at his head "Well look who woke up." said the one holding the weaons just as he was about to pull the trigger Vinnie grabbed the weapon and amed it at him and pulled the trigger and he fell to the ground and another one walked in and Vinnie just shot him then he pulled out his dedric dagger and walked down the hall duel wielding the gun and dagger when more came out he slit his throat and just kept walking when he got downstairs he saw they had everyone hostage "Put down the weapons." they said then he did but then he shuted "TID KLO UH !" then time slowed and he grabbed his dagger and cut their throats then everything was back to normal and everyone was staring "What." then Murry said "Y You just killed them all ." "Well it was them or you i chose them." he said calmly "What do you mean you could have been non lethal with it and how are you so calm?" asked Carmelita then he twirled his now bloody dagger "Death isn't new to me." "Well can you at least not kill everyone of our enemies?" "I promise." then he sheathed his dagger and picked up the bodies and put them in a pile ten said "Cover your eyes." then they did and he burned all the bodies to ashes then he picked those up in a bowl and said "You can open your eyes now." they all looked wide eyed "How did you do that?" they all asked "Magic." he answered "Now i have to work on my throw." then he threw the bow atleast 500ft then he said "Look you guys are awsome but i can't stay i have to get back hom but if you need me or want to talk contact me." then he had his bag on his shoulder and he dissapeared a new borderland [borderlands 2] Vinnie opened his eyes and saw he was on sand so he got to his feet what e saw when he got up was two people getting attacked by people with saws one was dressed in a complete set of black armor the other one was a girl with red hair and her clothes covered in blood so he grabbed his deadric sword and ran in when he got to the battlefield he saw they were cornered so he ran through the psychos and he stabbed the big one in the head splattering blood everywhere then he said "Need some help?" then a psycho ran up behind him but he did a leg sweep and stabbed him then the girl said "No we got it." "Didn't look like it to me to me it looked like that big guy was going to kill you." then she smiled sheepishly and said "Well we would have just killed him afterwards ." "Oh how?" "The new u station." "What is that?" "Your not from here are you?" "Nope but let's talk later right now let's kill these fools." he said pointing at the giant wave of bandits coming to them then he picked up a sword and threw it to the guy dressed in black who caught it and he said "Many thanks my friend now let's kill some shit." then Vinnie drew his deadric dagger and his newly acquired shotgun then the stood looking at the wave of attackers then the girl summoned a giant robot then they charged at the enemies and Vinnie used his gun one handed the he ran out of shells in the clip so he put it up and drew another sword and started slashing through psychos and they started talking while doing so "Name's Vinnie what's yours?" the girl answered first "I'm Gaige that's Zer0 and that's Deathtrap." she said pointing to each of them then the battle was over and he was hit in The gut with a bullet then Gaige looked up and saw Axton "Axton what the hell et your ass down here now." then the commando did"What?" "What you just shot someone who saved mine and Zer0's asses !" then he looked at the smoking figure lying infront of him "Oh shit." then he ran to him and looked at him nervously "Hey you ok." then he got his answer when a lightning fast fist sent him flying into a rock "Ok i deserved that." he said weakly then Vinnie said "Now i'm gonna pass out in a minute because the adrenalin is wearing off." then he fell down hitting a saw that cut halfway through his arm and Gaige said "Oh shit." then she walked up to him and her and Zer0 carried him to were Salvador was at the fast travel station "Go to Sanctuary now." they said and he set it to and they teleported Vinnie started gaining consciousness when he opened his eyes he saw he didn't have his tunic on but what he saw next really was that his left arm was replaced with a new one made of a strange material then Gaige walked in and saw he was sitting up and shouted "Hey people he's up !" then 7 more people came in and the one called Axton was hiding behind the rest of them then Vinnie said" Ok i have three questions first where am i,? second who are you ,? lastly WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY DAMN ARM!?!" there was silence then Gaige answered "Um we are on Pandora ., as you know i'm Gaige and these are my friends ." then after introductions and Vinnie calmed down he got up and asked "Now which one of you attacked me?" then Axton raised his hand "Well ok then now you didn't answer my third question." "Well when you blacked out you hit a saw and it cut your arm in half we brought you here and i cut your arm off and replaced it with a cybernetic arm that summons a fully decked out deathtrap so yeah." then she gave a sheepish smile then he grabbed his bag and drank a bottle of skooma then got up and turned his robotic hand into scales and put flames in it then dispelled them and then walked to Axton and said "Atleast you got the guts to man up to it" then he walked to the balcony and sighed then Zero came up behind him and said "Hello friend i have something for you since you saved me and my ally." he then proceeded to give him a exact replica of his sword and armor with a gh0st module installed with a slag sniper anda black shotgun (the conference call) and a smg "Hey Zer0 i cant accept this." "I insist take these." he said then a smile face showed on his visor "Ok fine." then Vinnie took it and put it in his bag then said "Well how are you?" "I am fine., you?" "Well i'm ok." "That's good but how's the new arm feeling?" "It's ok but what happened to my old one?" "We had to put it in our safe to keep Tannas and zed away." "ok i know a safer place though" "Where?" "With me." "How is it safer?" "Because i'm awesome." then they both started laughing then he asked "By the way how long was i out?" "An hour." "Well damn." "Hell your lucky." "allot of people say that." then he jumped off the balcony along with Zer0 then they walked to Moxxies but on the way in a drunk patron started badmouthing Vinnie but he ignored it because he was used to it but then the drunk grabbed Vinnie's tail then he said "If you touch my tail one more time i'll kick your ass." then the patron pulled his tail again but he got knocked into the ally then he turned to his drink but when he looked up he saw he was getting stared at then he said "What i gave him a warning. "then he finished the drink and payed for it then walked out and went to the safehouse without being seen and went to sleep after he fell asleep he was in a dark room with Celestia and Luna in it he looked coldly at Celestia "What do you want bitch?" then she answered "Well we were wandering if you made up your mind up yet?" then he said "What really i will but after i get home , find my kids , bury my wife and torture and kill whoever killed her ." then he pulled out a knife and threw it right at Celestia's hoof which made her and Luna jump back then they heard a laugh and someone say "Hello Tia it's been to long." then she said "Discord what do you want?" then a creature appeared infront of Vinnie "By the way your friend here is a bucket of chaos and" but he was interrupted by a hand wrapping around his neck then Vinnie said "Stay the fuck out of my mind." then he was thrown to the floor and he said "Now that wasn't very nice." but then Vinnie summoned one of his desert eagles "I just learned what these do today and this is stronger than the big one so you have two choices one leave willingly or two i splatter your brains everywhere and trust me i want to kill something right now " he said looking Discord in the eyes then the dracuis flashed away and Vinie dispelled the gun and said "Is that all i want to wake up now." "Yes that is all." then he was awake when Vinnie woke up a girl was getting ready to put a needle into his arm but he grabbed it and asked 'Who are you?" she answered "I am dr. Tannis and i was just taking some blood because your a new sp--" she was interrupted by the intercom "Hello anyone there?" Vinnie walked up to it and pressed the button "Yeah this is Vinnie." "Hi you must be the new guy but could you come to the city gates we have a 'reformed' psycho down here." "Sure." then he left but looked at Tannis and said "I'm not done with you." that made her gulp when he got to the city entrance he saw a big psycho but he looked him straight in the eyes and walked up to him and said "Hi there man the name's Vinnie what's yours?" then he extended his claw the psycho then said "Hello my name is Krieg."then he shook Vinnie's claw but as soon as Krieg touched him Vinnie cringed up andthen he transformed and when itwasdone he was an exact copy of Krieg with the saw axe on his back "Damn now this is awesome." then he turned back but still had his axe and clothes on him but then Krieg said "Well that was weird." "Yup but could you teach me everything about that." "Sure and there a are the test subjects." he said jerking his thumb back at some bandits then Vinnie was his psycho again and he pulls his axe out then Krieg said "Well first off you have an infinate supply of dynamite and youan blow yourself up and if you kill someone you don't die actually you heal up a bit then your saw axe slice em up and you can throw mini versions but you have infinite amounts of them with it now lastly you always scream something when you go berserk now let's kill these guys." then Krieg shouted "STOP SCREAMING!" and pulled out his axe so Vinnie followed his example and yelled the same thing and in seconds they were gone and Vinnie was himself again and they were sitting on the couch in the safehouse and telling stories when the vault hunters walked "---Ok so then the guy is on his knees shouting he yields so i let him live but the bastard reechesfor a sword but i take out my bow and shoot his hand then i walk up to him and lit the oil he was lying on with my torch and i walk out of there like nothing happened."when Vinnie finished finished his story he looked up and saw them "Hey guys this is Krieg he's a reformed psycho." then they said hello and Vinnie asked where they were Gaige said "We were fighting Teremorphis." "who?" "A giant ass thresher." "Ok well i gotta go." then he shook their hands but gained Maya's and Lilith's powers when they shook hands and teleported out creepy dragon [CreepyPasta] when Vinnie teleported he landed on a street and when he looked up and saw a figure holding a knife and the figure was staring at him so he drew his combat knife and said "Hey you friendly?" then the figure lunged at him and he deadpanned "Guess not." then they clashed blades and after a minute a crowed gathered around them the crowd consisted of a tall man in a suit with no face , a red dog with black hair , the rake (i couldn't think of a description of him.) and , a creepy version of Pinkie after a while of clashing blades the crowed started to move in but Vinnie used his free hand to make a ring of fire around them then the other person stomped on Vinnie's tail and then Vinnie started glowing red and he grabbed the person's knife by the blade and head butted him and extinguished the fire and stared at the crowed and said "Anyone else wanna try and beat me." then the tall man sent tendrils at him but he dodged them and tripped the man and finally the glow died down and he placed his blade in it's sheath and the other one in his bag after that the person he fought a second ago smashed a piece of wood across his head and it broke and he said "Oh you have to be kidding me." then Vinnie turned and punched him and cast his bound sword and placed it on his neck and asked "Wanna talk now?" then he dispelled the blade and helped him and the tall man up aswell and said "Well now i think introductions are in order." and the one in a hoody said "My name is Jeff , Jeff the killer and that's Smile dog." Vinnie shook his hand but when he did he transformed and was a copy of Jeff and he said "Damnit Sheorengoth this is getting old." and he turned back he saw the looks he was getting and he just said "Don't ask." Jeff just turned and whistled a tune and then the tall man walked up and said "Hello my name is Slenderman but if you want you can call me Slendy like Jeff." then they shook hands then Vinnie grew tendrils and then sharp clawed creature "I am the Rake." then the Pinkie copy "I'm --" "Your pinkie pie right." her smile grew "Yup how did you know?" "I met the other version and i must say i like you more." then she said "Thanks." then Jeff asked "And who are you ?" he smiled showing his fangs "Name's Vinnie." and Jeff asked "Can i have my blade back now?" "Sure." he then pulled the blade and said "Here." then he gave it to him and Pinkie asked "Do you want a cupcake?"then she pulled acupcake out "What kind?" "A special kind." then he took it and bit into it and said "There's blood in here isn't there ?" "Yup how did you know?" "I'm a fucking vampire." he said then she said "That would explain it." then they saw approaching lights and Jeff shouted "Damn Slendy did you eat the mayors kid ?!" the man shook his head and they started going to the house and Jeff opened the door and when they saw the people they had machine guns pointed at the house Vinnie then proceeded to put fireball in one hand a deadric shield in the other and he shot the fireball in the forest the people followed it and Jeff said "That could be useful ." after an hour Jeff and Vinnie were sitting in a large room and Vinnie asked "You know a place i could find a more appropriate attire and maybe some ammo for my weapons and more weapons ?" "Well we have to go to 2 different places but yeah and we have to break in and steal a car to get there." "Alright but what is a car?" " You don't know what a car is ?" "Nope." "Oh well you'll find out soon but we have to tell Slendy." "ok." the Jeff did and they walked to the woods and Jeff spotted a car so they walked up but when Vinnie saw the man in the car he had the misfortune of looking like a bandit who had once kidnapped his wife but Jeff snapped him from his thoughts by saying "Ok let's do this." but Vinnie walked to the car smashing the window and drug the man through the broke window and as he screamed vinnie punched into his ribcage and pulled out his spine and skull while blood splattered everywhere and Jeff just stared and finally said "Remind me not to piss you off." "Thought you already knew that." then they got in the car and jeff drove when they turned on the radio on it played this [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=LLlYIpHkThVTj0GRHQdFe32A&feature=player\_detailpage&v=yfAT9j8Aft4] while they listened Vinnie sharpened his knife after a hour of driving Jeff said "We're here." "Good." when they got out they were at a clothes store and Vinnie picked the lock after another hour Vinnie had found a black undershirt , a trench coat , combat boots, cowboy boots , blue jeans , a white hoody , and a cowboy hat then they left and 10 minutes later they were at a sporting goods store but Vinnie couldn't pick the lock "Damn." Jeff said then Vinnie kicked the door in "i think it's unlocked." then they entered and Vinnie said "Jeff see if you can find stuff for these." he said placing all of his guns on the table (except for the ones zer0 gave him) "Ok" Jeff said after 20 minutes Jeff found ammo and silencers for the weapons and Vinnie grabbed a wooden handled hunting knife , a hunting rifle a revolver , a machete , and a gift for Jeff "Alright that it?" Vinnie asked "We just gotta grab some food , tea and coffee but we can just buy that ." "Ok." then they went to the car and Jeff had to leave his knife and after an hour Vinnie saw him coming out but he saw a girl tailing him so he got out and turned invisible and when the girl passed him he tackled her and said "Jeff ya got a fan here ." Jeff turned around and saw who it was "Jane b but how? " then Vinnie pulled her up and asked "You know her?" "Yeah but i thought she was dead." then Jane finally spoke "Yeah that was the plan asshole but i need to talk now get your pet off of me." "Call me a pet again and i'll drain every ounce of blood from your body." he said showing his fangs "Ok sorry but please let me go." "First give me the blade that's on your thigh ." "How did you-- , fine." then she did and he let her go then she said "Thank you now Jeff you thought i died giving birth but obviously i didn't but i did give birth and .... it's your son." Jeff's mouth dropped 3 inches and she said "And he's here." then she walked to a bush and grabbed a baby and brought it to Jeff which he grabbed it and cradled it "Jeff let's go and bring them to." Vinnie said "Ok but i might need a minute ." "Ok me and Jane will go back a different way you drive and take good care of the kid." then Jane asked "Where are we going and how will we get there?" then Vinnie put on his new hat and said "I'll show you ." then he summoned Arvak and climbed on his back then he held out his paw to Jane to help her up "No way in hell am i getting on a flaming skeleton horse ." "It's either this or Durnehviir who is a zombie dragon." "Fine." then he helped her up and said "Hold on tight." then she put her arms around his waist and said "Ok let's go." then they left and went to the mansion it took Vinnie a while to explain what happened but after awhile everyone made up but after 3 hours they saw the people and Vinnie said "Everyone hide i'll deal with this ." then they did and he sat at the bar and he checked his revolver ammo and he had a full cylinder after a second he had a bottle of ale drinking it then a man walked in and shouted "Hey freak where are your friends?!" "How about you ask nicely bitch ?" he said annoyed then he got up and he noticed the man was his height and he said "How 'bout we walk out that door and fight like men ." he said motioning to the mans colt "Sure." then they walked out the door and Vinnie saw 10 men infront of him and then after 10 seconds a bell went off and Vinnie drew his revolver and shot 5 bullets but was gunned down by the 5 men with machine guns and the man walked up to him and said "Now tell me were your freak friends are." Vinnie coughed up blood and said "Fuck you." then everything went black and he faintly heard a gasp then was in the void when he opened his eyes he saw 17 figures and immediately bowed and the one in a black robe said "Rise dovahkin your time is not up yet." he then said "Thank you mistress of the night." "Goodbye Vinnie and next time just call me Nocturnal." "Alright Nocturnal goodbye." then he was back in the land of the living when he opened his eyes Vinnie stood up and drew his machete and walked up to a startled solder and sliced his head off then he put it up and he drew dragonsbane and Bolar's oathblade and started slicing up solders and when there was only the man who challenged him and he said "Now it's just you and me so let's fight." then they both drew at the same time but Vinnie killed him and he walked over and took the man's colt and bandoler and put it on and said "Guys come out." then they did and stood in awe but then Vinnie said "Hey Jeff i got this for you."then he threw Jeff's gift to him and he caught it and saw it was a new knife and Vinnie had carved a picture of his newly acquired family Jeff then said "Thank you." "No problem ." then he said "Well let's go inside i'll cook dinner." Jane then said "I'll help" "Ok so let's go." then they went inside and Vinnie and Jane started cooking and after a few minutes Vinnie asked "So how's parenthood to you?" "Pretty good except it can get annoying at times." she answered Vinnie chuckled a little and said "Yeah i know i have two girls." she looked at him and said "I didn't figure you for a father." "Why didn't you?" he asked "Becouse you seem like the heartless type." she answered "I can be but i'm really a nice guy to my friends and family." he said as he finished the Potage le Magnifique "Ah a meal for emperors litteraly."then he brought it to the dinner table and Jane brought in the drinks Vinnie went to get the others and saw a very funny sight slenderman was holding a remote in one tentical while pushing Jeff away with his hand Vinnie motioned for Jane to come and see it when she did they both fell over laughing then Jeff and slenderman looked over and saw the two laughing Jeff blushed a little from embrrasment and asked "What are you two laughing at." "Slender playing keepaway with you." Jeff then pulled his knife threatningly but Vinnie threw his bag on the couch and cracked his knuckles and neck then he walked to Jeff which made him drop his knife and back up when Vinnie passed up Jeff's knife he picked it up and masturely flipped the knife and twirled it around then he walked up to jeff and grabbed his arm and pulled it up then he put the knife in his hand then walked to his bag then picked it up and said "Dinners ready." he after they all had dinner Vinnie was reading a book with his desert eagle on the table when they heard knock on the door as soon as he heard it vinnie grabbed the gun and pointed it at the door then he walked to the door and opeaned it to see a man that looked like slenderman in a vest he walked past Vinnie with two others the man walked up to Slenderman and said "Hey bro i see you got a new pet." he jerked a thumb at Vinnie then they saw Vinnie started to maliciously walk to them and he had put up the gun then Jeff shouted "Oh shit!" as he jumped the couch and flipped it while cowering Jane followed the man was chuckling when he turned to see Vinnie he stopped when he looked back to see the Rake and Slendy had joined Jeff and Jane then in a second Vinnie had pulled the man to eye level and upercutted him and it had knocked him out then Jeff said "I just thought of something ." then he walked to the nearly unconciouse man and kneeled down then he said "You got knocked the fuck out man ." then everyone laughed and Vinnie said "Well i gotta go i'll visit sometime , oh and slender tell your brother hes a douche." then he started to teleport but something wrapped around his waist he looked down and saw Jane hugging him he pushed her off and she said "please don't go Vinnie." he responded"I have to but don't worry i'll visit you all." then he teleported out just a short chapterVinnie opened his eyes to see he was on a ship that looked futeristic to him he then saw a shotgun lying on the floor so e picked it up then he saw 20 shells for it so he picked them up becausehe thought they'd be useful and he continued down the hall on his way he picked up 2 deasert eagals , an assault rifle with a grenade attachment , a sniper rifle , a combat knife and ammo for each when he got to the end of the hallway he saw a large purpalish egg in a tube when he punched through the glass and into the egg some black goo went on him and went in his skin then he passed out when he woke up with his bag on the floor with all the weapons he had in it when he saw a piece of glass he saw he looked like this [img]imagesCALCMW59[/img] then he changed back to himself "That'll come in handy." then he teleported out little did he know that Celestia was watching
Chapter 1 : the mishapVinnie was trying to go back to the Soul Cairn after killing Harkon he went to the portal and stepped through but this time instead of just walking through he passed out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Twilight had been studying all day until Rainbow Dash bursted through her window saying "Twilight you have to come see this."she said pointing at the sky 'What is that?' twilight asked "I don't know." Rainbow answered with that they went to get the others they got everyone except fluttershy to go along quickly they had to say animals might be in danger when they got there they saw a scary looking thing with black and red skin with horns and spikes on it with a sword that matched it's skin and it had a tail that didn't match it's skin when they saw it getting up they got really nervous ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie had waken up in a forest when he got up and checked his surroundings he saw 6 colored ponies he saw they were nervous one of them walked up and said "Hi can you understand me?" "yes" he replied to the lavender pony they all relaxed a little "So now that we know you can understand us what is your name?" she asked "My name is Vinnie what's yours and your friend's?" he said pointing at the other 5 ponies " oh my name is Twilight Sparkle that is AppleJack ,Rainbow Dash,Rarity ,fluttershy and pinkie pie. " she said pointing at the nervous mares " Let me guess their scared of this. "he said pointing at his head she nodded he grabbed the horns and pulled off his deadric helmet off they all gasped at what they saw "So that better? " he said then he said " So do any of you have any questions? " they all raised their hoof he pointed at the white unicorn first "Yes what is your question ?" he asked "Well i was just wondering were did you get that outfit?" "Oh this i made this. " he said "Ok don't you have something less scary to wear? " ' Actually i do would you girls mind turning around for a minute? " "sure." they said in unison after a minute they turned and saw him in a belted tunic " So this better?" they nodded " Ok back to questions." he pointed at twilight " What is your question?" "What are you and what was your job ?" she asked " I am a khajit from Skyrim as for my job i am an assassin , thief, mercenary ,mage and most importantly i am dovahkin aka dragon born. " they all looked very nervous " so you said you were a mage?" twilight asked "Yes i did. " "Can you show us ?" "Of course. " he said then he had a small black hole in his claw then their was a ghost like dog then he pulled his sword and with one swipe it was gone "Why did you do that? " they asked " To get rid of it it would probably would have attacked you .""Oh ok." then they were back to questions "So do you have any family ?" "yes i do a wife and two kids you see this bracelet , it's a band of matrimony it shows i'm married." he answered applejack then Fluttershy asked "Why do you have fangs and red eyes?" "If i tell you you have to promise not to freak out ,tell anyone or try to kill me ok" "Ok." they said in unison "Ok i'm a vampire but not an ordinary vampire i'm a vampire lord. " he said then Twilight raised a hoof "Yes what is it?"he asked"What's a vampire?""well a vampire is a creature of the night but i'm a special kind of vampire as i said i'm a vampire lord with many ability one of which i'm gonna need a volunteer to show you it but it might hurt." he said Twilight stepped forward and said "Ok i volunteer." soon after that Vinnie was right beside Twilight after that he asked her to tilt her head she did so after that he sunk his fangs into her neck after a second he stopped "Twilight do you feel dizzy at all?" vinnie asked"A little." she said dazed then Vinnie went on demonstrating his powers that wouldn't hurt them after that Pinkie Pie said "What about mine and Dashie's questions." 6 "Ok what are your questions?" "Rainbow Dash you first." "You said you were dragonborn what does that mean?" "Well basically i hunt down and kill dragons." they all gasped "you hunt dragons ?" Twilight asked nervously "Yes why." "Well i have a dragon assistant." "Well is he evil?" he asked "no." "Then you have nothing to worry about." they all sighed in relief then they saw it was getting dark "We should probably get going i still need to write a letter to the princess Pinkie pie you'll need to ask your question as we go back and Vinnie try to stay hidden when we get to ponyville" "Do you like party's?" Pinkie asked "Actually yes i do." Pinkie then got ecstatic "So now that we got that settled i have to find a place to stay."vinnie said as he turned but was stopped by twilight "You can stay with me." he shrugged and said "Ok" with that they were off "so this is your house ?" vinnie asked Twilight nodded "ok so you can sleep in the guest bed." "Ok."vinnie said as he went to bed ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight woke up and went down stairs and saw Vinnie sitting on the couch in the living room "Good morning Vinnie." "Morning Twilight."he said "Why are you up so early?" she asked " I couldn't sleep" he said "So were is this dragon assistant of yours." "He's asleep why?" "Just wanting to meet him." "Hey Twilight i'm going to meet your friends to get to know them so were can i find them?" "Rarity is Probably at her shop, Pinkie pie is probably at Sugarcube corner, Applejack is most likely at Sweet apple acers, Fluttershy should be at her cottage, Rainbow dash is probably in the sky clearing the sky. " ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight had gave Vinnie directions so he cast an invisibility spell and went to rarity's shop he casted a muffle spell and snuck in and to her room and activated claws and poked her in the stomach she jumped then she saw a laughing Vinnie she just slugged him in the arm "Is that supposed to hurt. " he said as he stopped laughing "Anyway i came to get to know you better and see if you needed any help." "Oh ok i was wondering if you could help me make some jewelry i figured if you could make that armor you could make a necklace or two." "Oh you mean like this. he said pulled 12 Diamond necklaces from his tunic "Those are beautiful darling well thats all i needed help with i'll be making outfits all day though can you come back later." he shrugged and left the same way he came muffled and invisible
meeting the prncessesAfter leaving Caursal Boutique Vinnie snuck to Sugarcube corner to see Pinkie pie so he went in and snuck up to her room then he saw she was still asleep so he figured he would have a laugh while he was there so he activated his claws along with deadric armor so he walked over to her then he was the one surprised when Pinkie jumped up in his face "Where you trying to prank me Vinnie oh you like pranks me to oh we should prank someone together how does that sound" Vinnie was still trying to figure out what was happening but he answered "no thanks Pinkie i just came to see if you needed any help with anything" "Well i could use some help with baking" "Ok so when do you need help ?" Vinnie asked "probably around 9 hours" she answered "Well i guess I'll be back then " with that he was off " guess i'll see how twilight is doing " he said to himself on his way to Twilight's Vinnie noticed alot more ponies wandering the streets when he got there he saw 2 much larger ponies in the library and 2 guards outside the door so he snuck in through the window "so princesses how have you been?" "pretty well but what of this alien friend of yours" "He's gone to get to know my friends." "Actually i'm right here." Vinnie said as he appeared in between princess Luna and Celestia "Hello i don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you two i am Vinnie" he said extending a claw "Well Vinnie i must say i'm shocked you passed up our guards without being detected."celestia said reaching out and shaking his paw "Eh don't beat yourself up not even the emperer's royal guards could detect me " he said with a chuckle and a smirk "so which one of you is princess Celestia?" he asked "I am and this is my sister princess Luna " "A pleasure to meet you as well princess Luna " he said bowing "Ok so now that that is done what is it you want to know i can see the questioning looks in your eyes " "Well speaking of eyes why are yours red?" "Well that is kinda hard to explain but can i answer that at night " "Sure Luna if you would please" Celestia said looking at her sister "Of course dear sister ' With that Luna's horn started to glow then it was night "So how does the time of day matter anyway" "Well Celestia i am a vampire" everyone had questioning looks in their eyes after going through a lengthy explanation of what a vampire was Vinnie said "Ok did Twilight tell you about my previous occupations" "Actualy no we were hoping you would tell us" "Ok i'll tell you later ok" "As you wish" then a guard come in and shouted "Get away from them!" he said as he grabbed vinnies tail with his magic "Oh no you did not just grab my tail" Vinnie said as he shouted "FUS !" the guard went flying and vinnie pounced"Vinnie stop please" Celestia said "Screw that this fucker grabbed my tail "Vinnie retorted with anger in his voice as he jumped to the guard and started punching through the guards armor with his bear claws until luna pulled him off "Let me go so i can kill this milk drinker " then he looked around and saw a crowd gathering "Oh crap" was all he said then Celestia said "Do not worry my little ponies this was all a misunderstanding so please go back to your normal routines and we will have this sorted out soon" after everyone left she turned to Vinnie and the guard who attacked him then said"So Vinnie why did you attack this royal guard?" she said looking at the bruised up guard "Well to put it simply this jackass grabbed my tail in his magic " he stated" And you royal guard what is your name?" "My name is Blazing skys your highness" "So Blazing skys why did you attack Vinnie" "Well i thought he was attacking you." "why did you think he was attacking us " "Well i just assumed he was so i acted. " "so your first course of action was to attack him" this time he just remained silent "Well to be fair i did have my deadric armor on and my dragonbone sword on my back." Vinnie stated "Well i still think he should have waited to be so harsh." "Well i say forgive and forget ." Vinnie said extending a claw " So what do you say you want to start over." "Sure why not " Blazing skys said shaking vinnies claw then Vinnie said "But you do realize if you grab my tail again i will do more than just kick your ass." the guard gulped at that" So now that that is done i'm going to drink some of that redwater skooma i brought with me." then Luna asked "What is skooma?" "Well skooma is an alcoholic drink would you like some " "Might as well try a little how about you Tia " "No thank you maybe later though" then Vinnie said "Well redwater skooma is very strong so here is some regular skooma" "Thank you Vinnie" Luna said sipping the bottle then said"That was strong" "That is nothing compared to what i have drank princess" Vinnie said downing his bottle then Celestia said "So now that ponies know your here Vinnie don't you think they should get to know you" "Sure why not but on two condition no one grabs my tail and your guard stays so i can show what happens when you grab my tail and your lucky enough that i'm in a good mood is that a deal" "Of course Vinnie " with that they talked and after about an hour the princesses left Vinnie turned to Twilight and said "So do you know how i'm gonna introduce myself to everyone Twilight?" "Well maybe we could hold a town meeting."she answered "Yeah them seeing me beat the crap out of a guard is probably not the best first impression." "I agree with that."Twilight said then they looked up and saw a baby dragon"Good morning Twilight who is that " "I am Vinnie and you must be Spike it is good to finally meet you ." vinnie said "Hey."Spike stated"Hey Twilight i'm goona take a quick nap ok and please don't tell Spike about my jobs and don't be looking through my bag please." "Ok Vinnie i promise" "What about Spike over there." "I promise." "Ok then please wake me up when you get the meeting planned." Vinnie said "Ok Vinnie see you in a few hours."
the town meetingVinnie was woken up to the sound of bones cracking so he rushed downstairs and he saw Twilight scrambling to put everything back inside Vinnie's bag "Morning Twilight curiosity get the best of you" Vinnie stated and he saw Twilight jump a little "No i was moving your bag and it was way to heavy so it just fell and opened up and everything fell out ."Twilight said "It's ok this stuff is heavy here let me help." he said walking over to Twilight and started putting his stuff back in his bag "So Twilight when is the town meeting?" he asked "About 30 minutes why" Twilight answered "I need to think of a great entrance,oh i know exactly what to do." Vinnie said with a wicked smile "So what's this plan of yours?" Twilight asked "You know that shout i used on that guard." "Yes "Well i am going to use one that summons my dragon friend Durnehviir" Vinnie said ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the next 30 minutes passed pretty fast after putting Vinnie's stuff back up him and Twilight talked then Celestia knocked on the door Twilight answered and Celestia said "Good morning Twilight where is Vinnie" "then Vinnie appeared behind Celestia with his deadric dagger on Celestia's throat then he said "Oh i am sorry princess instincts i guess" "It is ok Vinnie." "Ok i guess it's time ." "Yes it is you should get ready."Celestia said "Ok." with that Vinnie turned invisible ----------------------------------------------------------------------- it took Twilight and Celestia 5 minutes to get to the center of town Celestia walked up the stage they had set up and said "Hello my little ponies you maybe wandering why we called a town meeting well as many of you may know we have a new creature here in Ponyville his name is Vinnie and he is very dangerous but he means us no harm so without further ado here he is." then the curtains revealing nothing then they heard someone shout DUR NEH VIIR !." then there was a purple circle then a zombie like dragon appeared and said "Dohvakin where are you ?" everypony except Celestia and Twilight jumped "I am here Durnehviir ." " Ah dovahkin there you are were are we i know we are not in Tamrial" "You are right my friend." "then twilight said "Vinnie don't you think that was a bit much" "Not compared to how i introduced myself to one of my targets so no" "Point ok we should get this going though." "I agree." then Vinnie walked up the stage and said "My name is Vinnie as the princess said and i mean no harm also i will answer your questions as best i can so ask away." then like 50 hooves shot in the air then after about two hours of answering questions he heard a loud growl then looked up and saw a dragon and said "Hey Twilight remember how i said i hunted dragons your about to see how." then Vinnie drew his sword and jumped towards the dragon and then the dragon swooped down and tried to burn a building and Vinnie sliced his wing in half with his deadric greatswoard and blood splattered all over him then the dragon tried to bite through him and succeeded and everypony gasped some of them had tears in their eyes then Vinnie shouted "YOL LA FINGA !" broth fire then he sliced the dragon's head then a strange light surrounded him then the dragon was nothing but a skeleton then Vinnie came up and said "And that's how the dragon born does it." then Twilight and the princess ran to him and said "what were you thinking Vinnie. " "I told you it's what i do ." Vinnie stated then Celestia said "Twilight what does he mean and how did he breath fire and turn that dragon into a skeleton?" Twilight got nervous until Vinnie said"To answer your first to questions i am dovahkin and the last question i can absorb a dragon's soul when i kill it." Celestia then asked "What do you mean dovahkin? "Well i have a dragon's blood and soul but i hunt and kill evil dragons so that should answer your questions right now so i have to fix my armor.." Vinnie said removing his cheastplate revealing all the wounds from his life Twilight's jaw dropped then Celestia said "Vinnie what has happened to you ?" "The result of being a vampire hunter, a vampire myself ,a thief , an assassin,the dovahkin,a mercenary,and just being me in general now i have to fix my armor." with that he turned to leave but was stopped by Celestia pulling him into a hug along with twilight both of them ignoring the fact he was still covered in blood then he said "Hey guys i'm married remember." "Yes we remember Vinnie but we just feel so sorrowful." "Ok but i need to fix my armor ok so please let me go" and then he walked off after they finally let go he walked off ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- it had been 3 hours since the town meeting and the dragon attack Vinnie was sitting on a park bench with his freshly repaired armor except his helmet when he heard hoofsteps coming his way he looked up and saw princess Celestia coming his way and said"Hey princess how are you" "I am alright Vinnie how are you" "Well considering i'm in a world of talking ponies with no way home orto my family i'd say i'm great." then Rainbow Dash flew up to them and said "Well i hear you made quite an impression at the town meeting what was your name again." "My name is Vinnie and shouldn't you be bowing or something."Vinnie said nodding his head towards Celestia "Oh i.i'm so sorry p.princess" Rainbow Dash stammered while bowing then Vinnie and Celestia chuckled then Celestia said"Rise Rainbow Dash it was just a joke." she then looked at Vinnie and said"Oh you think this is funny smart guy.""Actually yes because your ego is so fucking big i thought i'd take you down a peg but if you want to fight let's go and i'll take you down a few more so are you sure you want to do this." Vinnie said then Dash retorted by saying"the question is are you ready." "What are the rules?"Vinnie asked"Hoof to hoof only." Dash answered then Vinnie said "No flying either got it." "Yeah yeah." then Celestia said"Don't you two see fighting will solve nothing." then Vinnie said "No it will taking her ego down so please don't stop us." Celestia then said"Ok Vinnie just don't hurt her to much." "I promise now let's do this." then they started Dash moved first to move when she charged then in one swift move Vinnie sidestepped and grabbed Rainbow's leg and slammed her into the ground when the dust cleared and Celestia saw Vinnie with his hand around Dashes neck then Vinnie said something that shocked her"Do you know how many ways i could kill you right now since you probably don't i'll tell you just a few i could slit your throat with my bear claws or i could beat you to death or i could use one of my spells oh the list goes on but i'm not evil so i won't but i will say something you charge into a fight that's just one reason why you would probably lose a fight with even a skeever." while he said that Dash was struggling until Vinnie let go and she said"You think your all that don't you." "No i am just saying the truth so i gotta go and by the way the reason i made such an impression is i killed a dragon at the town meeting." with that he left with Rainbow dash shocked and mouthed agaped ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie was walking to were Twilight had said Applejack was untill he saw a farm and Applejack and said "Hey Applejack what's up." then she just waved and said "Howdy there Vinnie." then Vinnie asked"Need any help there?" "Nah i got this."then she bucked the tree again but no apples fell and then Vinnie said "Let me help a little because you seem tired i mean just take a five minute break ok " then Vinnie punched the tree and every apple fell then Applejack said "Well maybe just a minu..." before she finished she fainted so Vinnie picked her up and started taking her to the house when out of the corner of his eye he saw a red pony charging at himso he gently put Applejack down and at the last second he threw the pony over his shoulder and casted his bound sword and put it to his neck then he said "Why are you attack ing me?" "Ah got a better question why are you attacking mah sister." "I wasn't attacking her she blacked out from heat and overwork i am her friend my name is Vinnie i assume you are her brother." "Eeyup." "Ok let's get her to bed." "Eeyup" after that big mac and Vinnie took Applejack to her room without anypony seeing them then Vinnie left
nightmare nightit had been a week since the dragon attack and some of the ponies had warmed up to Vinnie but most of them were still skeptical of him but he didn't care --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie was walking to Fluttershy's cottage when he got closer ge saw signs that read "go away" or "no candy in here" Vinnie thought "how strange i wonder what those are for" he walked up and knocked on the door and said " Hey Fluttershy it's me Vinnie open up." then he heard about 10 locks being undone then he was pulled in in almost an instant but not before he could say"What the fuck." then he was in the cottage with Fluttershy and her animals i broke the silence by saying "Fluttershy what the fuck." "Oh i just don't like nightmare night." "Nightmare night ?" Vinnie said looking at her with a questioning look getting the hint Fluttershy then explained what Nightmare night is then Vinnie said "Ok Fluttershy i understand you may be scared so i'll make you a deal you go with me and i'll protectyou but i will not be like i am now ok" "Ok." "Good now i have to go to see Twilight and maybe Rarity ok so i have to go bye." "Ok bye Vinnie." after that Vinnie left and went to the library ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie walked to Twilight's and turned invisible and snuck in and scared the hell out of twilight by grabbing her by the neck and then she shouted "Vinnie let me go or Celestia help me i'll..i'll" "You'll what kill me with the magic of love or some other bullshit your not i didn't think so." "No i'm gonna do this."she said then she licked him "Ug yuck what the fuck Twilight!' "I made you let go didn't i." "Yes but here's something you probably didn't know is i havn't had a bath in a month." then Twilight extended her tongue an began rubbing it vigorously while Vinnie laughed his ass off then said "And that is why you shouldn't lick people anyway i hear it's nightmare night right." "Yes but i wish Fluttershy would come." "Well wish no more she's coming with us." then Twilight percked up and yelled with excitement "But how." "Easy i talked to her." "What! i begged her last year and she didn't come." "Well i have my ways by the way where is my stuff?" "Over there." she said pointing at a corner with his bag in it he then took it said "Tanks i'll see you in a little bit." then he left it had been three hours since Vinnie left and Twilight and the gang were walking around around talking "I don't know he's been gone a while ." "Don't worry sugarcube he can take care of himself." "I know i know ." then Vinnie was in front of them"You talking about me." "Where have you been ?" "That forest and before you overreact i was just on the outskirts thats the end of discussion for now and it's not a request ." they just stood there looking at him "What oh the armor yes it's made of bones thats all you need to know." then Twilight was about to say something when VINNIE SAID "Hey it's Luna.." then he started walking to her when a guard said "Stand back creature." Vinnie retorted by saying "No how about this option you move out of the way or i'll have to slit your throat." then Luna jumped in "Ok what is going on here?" "the guard over here is being an ass but it seems he is looking for an early grave ." "Captain move and go to your post." "No." "What?" "No." he said sternly "I challenge him to a dual." "Fine Vinnie do you accept?" "It's his grave not mine." "Fine go on ." "Let's go."Vinnie stated then the captain charged him Vinnie stood there then he sidestepped and put his foot on his back and pushed down and the captain screamed out in pain and ponies heard a cracking sound then Vinnie said "Look pal i don't want to kill you but i will so surrender and i'll heal you ok." "Ok i yield i yield !" then Vinnie pulled out a small bottle and poured the contents into the ponies mouth then he got up and ran off then Luna said "Wow Vinnie impressive. " "Thank you princess." "Oh call me Luna we are friends ." "ok Luna." "But Vinnie were is your costume?" "You'll see oh you'll see, but first do you mind getting blood on you?" "I am not fond of that." "Well move back a bit." she did and Vinnie clenched his stomach and then his blood spread out and in his place was a monster "And this is a vampire lord's true form well let's go." then he started to fly off then they followed then the group went to Twilight's library talking "I can sing ok." "Sure you canVinnie." Luna said rolling her eyes "if you want to prove it there is a contest .' "Why not." he then grabbed a lute from his bag and strummed it "Well let's go." he said going out the door Luna was upset because every pony offered her their seat as she went by but Vinnie stood they heard good songs but then it was his turn he walked up and sang a familiar song Alduin's wings they did darkin the sky his roars furey's fire his scales sharpened scythes men ran and they cowered they fought and they died they burned and they bled as they issued their cries we need saviors to free us from alduins rage heroes on the field of this new war to wage and if alduin wins man is gone from this world lost in the shadow of black wings unfurled but then came the toungs on that terrible day steadfast as winter they enter the frey and all heard the music of alduin's doom the sweet song of skyrim sky shattering thu'um and so the toungs freed us from alduin's rage gave us the gift of the voice ushered in a new age if alduin's eternal then eternity's done for his story is over and the dragons are gone. then he bowed and left the stageand was greeted by the shocked faces of Luna ,Fluttershy ,and Twilight "what did i suck that much.' 'No it's that your amazing.' "What did you think i only use my voice to talk and convince people to do something,i'm in a bards collage." "Oh well let's go." then Rainbow Dash came up behind Luna and struck lightning at her then Vinnie pulled his bow and aimed it at her " Easy there big guy calm down." "Never sneak up on an assassin or a vampire and especially both in one well time to get into my oter skin." then everyone except Rainbow Dash took a step back then she had blood on her and Vinnie was his vampire lord again and Rainbow Dash was covered in his blood "What the hay Vinnie." "Consider it payback." with that he flew off "So Vinnie what was that song you sang?" "Tale of the toungs it talks about the greybeards and my destiny." "What do you mean?" "I'll tell you later.""Your hiding something.""More than one but you need to know i can and will kill any non innocent in my way brutally very brutally." they were shocked in the change in tone "Well i wanted to show you something." "You didn't mean that did you?" "Which part?" "The brutal killing part." "Every word." then he went into the everfree forest they went in a minute later and saw a small hut "What's this Vinnie?" Luna asked "My house." he answered "But why here?" "Because like many here i'm a monster."" Your not a monster." "Twilight remember when you felt dizzy after i showed you that trick." "Yes" "I drunk your blood it's something i can do for being a vampire." "That dosn't make you a monster." Twilight said "Well i should also show you something from my past." he then went into the house then returned with a mace "This is the mace of molag ball the bastard made me kill two priests." he shivered at the memory "That wasn't your fault." Luna said getting closer to him "No it was i didn't have to kill thesecond one but my mind was clouded buti could have just stopped but those are just two more people i added to my body count." he said flattly "You girls go on back to town please i have to go talk to someone." then Rainbow asked "Who could you talk to here." "A dremora who owes me a favor." thenthey left andhe went inside and put the mace back 'Herminiouse Mara i wanted to ask something." "Yes my champion?" "I Would like the ability to turn into a dragon twice the size of alduin and be ableto turn my skin into scales and my scales were blood red with all of my shouts will you do this?" "It seems asthough you really want this very well my champion." then he was surrounded by green rays then they disappeared "Thank you and also do i have claws and fangs when i change my skin?" "Yes you do and you are very welcome." then he walked out "You can come out now girls!" he yelled then the girls walked out of a bush "How did you know we were here?" "I just talked to a demon and your asking that." then they gave a sheepish smile "So what did you talk about ?" "None of your concern but let me show you this." then he held out his left hand and turned into a blood red claw they all had wide eyes"Wow Vinnie." "Pretty fucking cool huh." " how is this possible" "That is need to now and you don't." then he herd a roar when he looked he saw two manticors "Girls hide."when they did he took off his tunic and walked to them"Talos guide you in death." then he punched one in the chest and ripped it's heart out then he saw the other one found the girls and hit Twilight he growled in fury "That's it you hurt my friend you hunt them you see your friend he had a quick death you will not be so fortunate!" then he jumped on him punching him then he stood up "Get up!" then he grabbed it and pulledit up "I said to get up bitch!" then he ripped off it's tail and it screamed in agony then Vinnie said with a statistic smile on "Time to die." then he shouted "ITCH!" then it was frozen but Vinnie unfroze it's torso and ripped it's head off with it's spine then he ran to the girls "Is Twilight ok?" "Yes Vinnie i try to cover their eyes." Luna said "Good thinking let me heal her." then he used healing hands on her"Put her on my bed and don't look in my bag trust me." "How the hay did you do that?" Rainbow asked "Let me show you this Rainbow." then he took off his tunic showing her his scared torso before putting it on in a second "Don't judge me without seeing everything i have now get Fluttershy in there." then she did and he hopped on his roof then he pulled out his lute and said "This is to the true sons and doughters of Skyrim." we drink to our youth to the days come and gone for the age of oppression is now nearly done we'll drive out the empire from this ;and that we own with our blood and our steel we will take back our home all hail to Ulfric you are the high king in your great honor we drink and we sing we're the children of Skyrim we fight all our lives when Soverngourd beckons everyone of us dies for this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams all hail to Ulfric you are the high king in your great honor we drink and we sing." This is to you Rolof may you feast and fight well in Sovernguard ." he then drank a bottle of ale "You like the song Luna?" "How did you know Vinnie?" "You learn skills while going through hell and back---" he sighed "---but it's always worrth it to see people safe but that's not always the case." he said sadly then Luna said "Vinnie i forgot Tia has had a breakthrough with sending you home." then he jumped making her flinch and he said "Well let's go." "We can't we have to wait until tomorrow." "Fuck." he cursed then he sighed putting his head in his hand then he jumped down and went to the manticore body and picked it up and threw it in the forest then went to the other one and did the same then Luna flew down and said "Well we should go to sleep." "No i don't need to." "What do you mean?" she asked "I'll just work through the night." he replied "How?" "I have something planned and i'm gonna make a forge ." "Can i help?" "Yeah in one way grab me the metal that your's and your sister's guards wear after that i'll make you something." she then said "Ok Vinnie." then she teleported and he set out to work when she went back in ten minutes she saw that he was done and that he had on his deadric armor then she walked to him and gave the metals to him and said "Here Vinnie." "Thank you Luna now here." he said handing her a bowl of tomato soup she eyed it then he said "It's tomato soup Luna." "Oh." then she tried a taste and she went wide eyed and said "You made this?" he nodded "This is amazing." "Thanks." he said then he picked up the gold material and started crafting in a minute he had a sword and then he twirled around after he did Luna said "um Vinnie i think i can trust you so i think you should know." "Know what?" "That Tia brought you here." then he stopped and his voice drooped an octave "What i'll kill that bitch." then he went in his house and grabbed his bag and shouted "DUR NEH VIIR!" then Durnahviir was there and said "Hello again." "No tie to talk were going to Canterlot." then Vinnie jumped on his back and in ten minutes they were about 300ft above the palace then Vinnie said "Well time to fight you stay up here." "Ok." then Vinnie jumped off when he landed he saw two guards and he smashed their heads together then he snuck through the barracks and then he was caught by a guard but she was quickly knocked out by him then he made it to Celestia's room when he saw two guards he jumped and kicked them in the face and then he opened the door and went up to Celestia and grabbed her and she woke up she opened her mouth to say something but he said this "You bitch you took me from my family!" then he grabbed her throat but she said "I'm sorry Vinnie i didn't know i brought you here until today." then he dropped her then she said "Vinnie i came up with a teleportation spell . " "Use it . " "I can't i need your help ." "With what?" "A dragon that is blacker than pitch with red eyes." then his paws started bleeding from how tight he was holding them and he said "Well guess time for some motherfucking vengance." he then he walked to the balcony and shouted "HEY ALDUIN YOU HEAR ME I'LL KILL YOUR FUCKING ASS!! " then about 500 guards came rushing in but then Vinnie ran up and started punching them and in ten seconds they were on the ground and then there was a flash and there stood Lua and the girls they all looked very scared but when they saw that Celestia was ok they calmed down a but when they saw Vinnie in the middle of the unconscious bodies they were scared again they were snapped out of their trance by hi coldly saying "If any of you try shit like her or piss me off again i won't hesitate to kill you and your friends and family., Now good fucking night." he said running off the balcony landing on Durnaviir
the rest of the familyVinnie woke up on top of the castel but jumped onto Celestia's balcony which made her jump and he said "Sup celestiabitch . " "Is that necessary ?" "Hell no but it's fun as hell." she then said "Fine please stop calling me that and let's eat." "Fine --" he stopped when he felt his heart pang he then clenched his chest and said "You know a way to see my house?" "Yes why ?" "Do it now ." then she did and they saw in his house and saw his wife dead on the floor "Vinnie is that?" "my wife yes ." then he walked out the door crying when he got to the dining roo he stood in the corner silently sobbing then the girls came in and sat down avoiding him until Twilight walked up and started to talk but trumpets played and AJ said "Oh no." then a new colt walked in and sat down and then the princesses and a new one and a colt in armor when the food came the first colt shouted "This is cold take it back!" as he was about to hit the maid Vinnie grabbed his hoof and said "You hit her i kill you." then he let go and the pony said "And who are you ." "Names Vinnie and who are you bitch ." "I am prince Blublood." "Ha a stupid royal figures." "Hey !" shouted the pink alicorn "Shut the fuck up bitch ." he retorted "Don't talk to my that way ." "Go fuck yourself." then the three blasted him with magic when he steeped out of the smoke he said "Wrong move then he held flames in his hands and said "This is an attack spell." then he doul casted them in th air Blublood said "That is still no reason to attack royalty." "You think that was an attack i killed the emperor of skyrim with this blade." he said pulling out the blade of woe "Heres a tip don't mess with a vapire who can change the sun." then Celestia said "How?" he pulled out Auriels bow and said "With this baby and a bloocursed sun arrow." he then pulled out said arrow and pulled it back and aimed it at the sun but before he let it go he grabbed his head and said "Fuck the thirst is back ." he said "What thirst?" Luna asked "I'll give you a hint." he said showing his fangs then she said "Oh." then he picked up his bow and said "I'll be back unless you got prisoners here ."Actually we have one ." "Your about to see a new type of punishment and not mine." then he went to the dungion and went to a prisoner that was sleeping with everyone following him then he sunk his fangs in his neck the prisoner screamed but then fell limp when he turned and left to the dining room then he ran and jumped out the window but wass cought in a purpel aura then he had a black hole in his hand and he summoned a dremora then said "Dremora grab her horn." then it did and he spread his arms out and shouted "Peace out." then he landed with a roll and he ran into the gardens when he found an interesting statue he sat in a patch of grass and took out Lydia's sheild then started crying then he took off his armor wich only left his ragged trousers thirty minutes everyone found him and Rarity and Fluttershy fainted which left the others to stare at the crying figure before them the guard went up to him and said "Man you've been thrugh Taurterous havn't you." "Fuck yeah i have more than fucking once you see my scars they're nothing the fact your motherfucking princess is the couse of my wife's death now the last time something like this happend i was new to death but now it's normal not knowing were my kids are hurts to just as muchbut they may be alive so now Bitchlestia you are going to give me the ability to teleport diminsialy not will you but you will now." then Luna asked "Um Tia what does he mean?" "He's right i brought him here and when he woke up we saw his wife dead in their home." then the ponies gathered around him but he stood up and said "Now." then he was surrounded by golden aura then she said "What about Alduin." "I'll think about it." then he was gone
a guardean angel [sly cooper] when Vinnie teleported he saw he was in the air over a country town "Well fuck this is gonna hurt tomaroe" then he fell and hit he ground and passed out with his armor on (except the helmet) he then started to come to conciusness "Hey there partner weird place to nap." said a racoon that stood over him "Yeah falling from the sky'll do that to you." he then groaned and said "Mind helping me up?" "Well alright." then the racoon pulled him up then Vinnie said "Duck." then he did but Vinnie was shot but pulled his crosbow and shot the bull that shot him "Dang thanks man what's your name anyway?" "Name's Vinnie., you?" "I'm Tennessee Kid Cooper." he said with a tip of the hat then said "Now let's go." Vinnie clenched his chest "Yeah let's do that." then they went to a house "Here's the safehouse." then they went in and Tennessee shouted "Hey everyone come here!" then a fox ,another raccoon, a turtal,and a hippo came to the room "Hey name'sVinnie and this guy just helped me get up from an over 3000 foot drop." "How is that possible?" asked the fox "Well it's complicated but let's just say i'm very hard to kill." then came the introductions first came the racoon "I'm sly , Sly Cooper." then the fox "I'm inspector Carmaleta fox." then the hippo "I'm Murry." lastly the turtal "I'm Bently." then they herd shouting "Come out cooper!" then Vinnie said "Let me handle this." then he healed himself and walked out "Hey your no Cooper. " "Nope." then he said "Well who are you ?" "I'm Vinnie you got a problem with the people inside that house?" "Yeah i do." "Well take it up with me." "Ok fire." then the bulls did and Vinnie ran up and punched one knocking it out then did that to the rest and the armidillo ran away and everyone ran up to him and Carmelita asked "How did you do that?" then Tennessee "Yeah you were knocking on death's door a few minutes ago." then Sly asked "How did you survive the bullets?" "The what's?" Vinnie asked "Um these." Tennesse said holding up a bullet "I'll tell you later right now the sun hurts like heck." then he went to the safehouse "ah much better healing is great but shade ought to help." then the gang walked up and sat down then Sly said "Man you are awsome." "Thanks." then Murry said "Yeah no kidding." "Hey i'll take that over a deadric swoard to the gut anyday." "Uh a what?" "This." he said holding up said sword "Wow." everyone except Carmelita said "But let me ask you this what's such a beutiful girl doing with these guys?" this made her blush "Well they saved me when i was captured by Le Paradox." "Hey how come he can make you fall under his spell and not me?" Sly asked "Maybe because she doesn't know my jobs." then He asked "And what are they?" then Vinnie sighed "I'm well i'm an assassin,a thief, a vampire hunter,a mage,a soldier, and i'm the dragonborn." then they all stared at him"Now don't get me wrong i know i have done alot of bad things but i have a code of honor now if you don't trust me i understand because i still have a secret." the first to speak "Well i'm shocked but i respeact you everyone in here except Carmelita is a thief." then she said "Exactly what is this code of yours?" "Don't mess with the inoccent." "Kinda like mine." said Sly "Cool now if you scold me after i tell you this i understand i'm a vampire." "Wow." all of them said "Well i have something to say you wanna join my gang?" "Really?" "Yes." "Sure but i'm not fro this dimension." "Ok well welcome." "Oh Carmileta your still blushing." then she hid her facce saying "Shut up." then she left and Murry said "How about a compitition ?" "Of what?" "A fight us aginst you." "That's not fair." "What chicken?" "I ment for you now were can i change." "The bathroom is up the hall to the left." "Thanks." then he went up the stairs and half closed the door and took off his armor and put on his ragged trousers again but as Carmelita walked by and just stood and stared at his scarred body "Not nice to stare Carmelita." "How did you know i was staring." "After the fight i'll tell you most of my story." "Ok but this is for good luck." she said kissing him on the cheek they both blushed then he went downstairs when he did everyone stared "What i understand Carmelita staring but you all." then Sly said "What!?" "Let's just do this." then it started and Sly ran up ready to strike with his cane but Vinnie grabbed it and hit him with it then he hit Tennessee with it and threw it to Sly and he said to Murry "How about a fist fight." then Murry ran and punched im but he countered by punching him in the gut "Bently you sure ." "No i give up." then Carmelita congradulated him "Now i made a promise now gather around let me tell you how i got these 3 scars on my nose." "Ok." "Well it was my eighth birthday it was during the party and some drunk bandit walked in with his gang and sloughtered my family even my brother and sister 2 years later i took my dad's swoard and i walked in their hideout and the first one i saw was a sloppy kill with blood everywere then i went through stabbing every bandit in the back when i found the leader i steped into the light and we fought he got 3 lucky slashes but now my dad's sword is still in his head." they all looked at him "Now which one of you is goa scold me for what i did i know you rarly kill but i do it just to survive which scar do you want to know how i got?" "That's enough for today." Sly said "Ok." then Vinnie went outside but said "I'll be outside." then he pulled up a chair and sat down about an hour later Sly and Tennessee came out "Great night ain't it." said Tenessee "Yeah always loved the night." after he said that a bullet hit his chest "I'll be back." then he went to the shooter while being tailed by the whole gang then he tackeled the shooter and started punching just as the fatal strike was about to be delivered he felt a hand wrap around his fist when he looked he saw Carmelieta "Stop Vinnie he's down." he looked in her eyes "Please." she said in a soft tone the he unclenched his fist and got up "Go." then the shooter scrambled to his feet and ran away after that Vinnie looked into Carmelitaa's eyes and said "Sorry you had to see that side of me." then they went to the safehouse hen they got i Sly walked up to Vinnie and said "Let's talk." then they went to his room and Sly locked the door and asked "How do you do it?" "What showing no mercy or swooning Carmelita?" "Carmelita." "Well i have a natural talet and usually i can tell when women are in love." "Is she?" "Is she what?" "In love?" "You'll find out i'm gonna talk to Bently." then he wet through the door and and went to Bently "Hey Bent." "Oh hey Vinnie." "What are you up to?" "Making you a binoc u com." "A what?" "A binoc u com it'll let us talk to you wherever you are and let's you se at a modified range." "Oh." "Um what disign do you want?" "How about a blood red dragon." "Ok." then he went to see Tennessee when he did Tennessee said "Hey partner could you do me a favor and lay off Carmileta i know you don't mean anything by it but could you do that?" "Yeah ok i was wonderig were i was gonna sleep." "I have another bed in my room so follow me." then they went to a large room "Well night." then they went to sleep ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vinnie woke up to everyone around hm "Well that's creepy." then he poed his back,neck and knuckles "So what's up "Well we thought you would need a new outfit so here." Bently said pulling out an outfit exactly like Sly's except it was red and the pouch was blue and it had pants "Wow i don't know what to say." "Then just try it on then." "Ok then please leave." then they left and he put it and it was perfect then he left and he saw that everyone was waiting "This is perfect Bently." "How did you know i made it?" he asked then Vinnie pointed to his scratched hands "Oh." "Let me help." then he used healing hands "That should help ." then Sly said "What's a thief without a tool i thought you would like a cane." he said holding a cane like his "Thank you now i'm barly emotional but bring it in." then he gave them a group hug "Can you teach me some tecniques Sly?" "That depends will you tell me about what we talked about?" "No you must let yourself find out but i will give you a small bit of information." "Fine after we stop Le paradox ." "Deal but I'm gonna take a nap." then he fell asleep and everyone but Carmileta went to work she sat down in a chair and watched him then she heard a voice say "Hello i don't know you ma'am." "Who's there?" she asked drawing her pistol "I am Hermineous Mara Vinnie is my champion." "So you know him."she asked pointing to him "Yes well i must be goin it is very late." then he let and Carmelita went to bed Vinnie woke up to twopeople arguing "What do we do with him." "Just kill him." then he saw something aimed at his head "Well look who woke up." said the one holding the weaons just as he was about to pull the trigger Vinnie grabbed the weapon and amed it at him and pulled the trigger and he fell to the ground and another one walked in and Vinnie just shot him then he pulled out his dedric dagger and walked down the hall duel wielding the gun and dagger when more came out he slit his throat and just kept walking when he got downstairs he saw they had everyone hostage "Put down the weapons." they said then he did but then he shuted "TID KLO UH !" then time slowed and he grabbed his dagger and cut their throats then everything was back to normal and everyone was staring "What." then Murry said "Y You just killed them all ." "Well it was them or you i chose them." he said calmly "What do you mean you could have been non lethal with it and how are you so calm?" asked Carmelita then he twirled his now bloody dagger "Death isn't new to me." "Well can you at least not kill everyone of our enemies?" "I promise." then he sheathed his dagger and picked up the bodies and put them in a pile ten said "Cover your eyes." then they did and he burned all the bodies to ashes then he picked those up in a bowl and said "You can open your eyes now." they all looked wide eyed "How did you do that?" they all asked "Magic." he answered "Now i have to work on my throw." then he threw the bow atleast 500ft then he said "Look you guys are awsome but i can't stay i have to get back hom but if you need me or want to talk contact me." then he had his bag on his shoulder and he dissapeared
a new borderland [borderlands 2] Vinnie opened his eyes and saw he was on sand so he got to his feet what e saw when he got up was two people getting attacked by people with saws one was dressed in a complete set of black armor the other one was a girl with red hair and her clothes covered in blood so he grabbed his deadric sword and ran in when he got to the battlefield he saw they were cornered so he ran through the psychos and he stabbed the big one in the head splattering blood everywhere then he said "Need some help?" then a psycho ran up behind him but he did a leg sweep and stabbed him then the girl said "No we got it." "Didn't look like it to me to me it looked like that big guy was going to kill you." then she smiled sheepishly and said "Well we would have just killed him afterwards ." "Oh how?" "The new u station." "What is that?" "Your not from here are you?" "Nope but let's talk later right now let's kill these fools." he said pointing at the giant wave of bandits coming to them then he picked up a sword and threw it to the guy dressed in black who caught it and he said "Many thanks my friend now let's kill some shit." then Vinnie drew his deadric dagger and his newly acquired shotgun then the stood looking at the wave of attackers then the girl summoned a giant robot then they charged at the enemies and Vinnie used his gun one handed the he ran out of shells in the clip so he put it up and drew another sword and started slashing through psychos and they started talking while doing so "Name's Vinnie what's yours?" the girl answered first "I'm Gaige that's Zer0 and that's Deathtrap." she said pointing to each of them then the battle was over and he was hit in The gut with a bullet then Gaige looked up and saw Axton "Axton what the hell et your ass down here now." then the commando did"What?" "What you just shot someone who saved mine and Zer0's asses !" then he looked at the smoking figure lying infront of him "Oh shit." then he ran to him and looked at him nervously "Hey you ok." then he got his answer when a lightning fast fist sent him flying into a rock "Ok i deserved that." he said weakly then Vinnie said "Now i'm gonna pass out in a minute because the adrenalin is wearing off." then he fell down hitting a saw that cut halfway through his arm and Gaige said "Oh shit." then she walked up to him and her and Zer0 carried him to were Salvador was at the fast travel station "Go to Sanctuary now." they said and he set it to and they teleported Vinnie started gaining consciousness when he opened his eyes he saw he didn't have his tunic on but what he saw next really was that his left arm was replaced with a new one made of a strange material then Gaige walked in and saw he was sitting up and shouted "Hey people he's up !" then 7 more people came in and the one called Axton was hiding behind the rest of them then Vinnie said" Ok i have three questions first where am i,? second who are you ,? lastly WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY DAMN ARM!?!" there was silence then Gaige answered "Um we are on Pandora ., as you know i'm Gaige and these are my friends ." then after introductions and Vinnie calmed down he got up and asked "Now which one of you attacked me?" then Axton raised his hand "Well ok then now you didn't answer my third question." "Well when you blacked out you hit a saw and it cut your arm in half we brought you here and i cut your arm off and replaced it with a cybernetic arm that summons a fully decked out deathtrap so yeah." then she gave a sheepish smile then he grabbed his bag and drank a bottle of skooma then got up and turned his robotic hand into scales and put flames in it then dispelled them and then walked to Axton and said "Atleast you got the guts to man up to it" then he walked to the balcony and sighed then Zero came up behind him and said "Hello friend i have something for you since you saved me and my ally." he then proceeded to give him a exact replica of his sword and armor with a gh0st module installed with a slag sniper anda black shotgun (the conference call) and a smg "Hey Zer0 i cant accept this." "I insist take these." he said then a smile face showed on his visor "Ok fine." then Vinnie took it and put it in his bag then said "Well how are you?" "I am fine., you?" "Well i'm ok." "That's good but how's the new arm feeling?" "It's ok but what happened to my old one?" "We had to put it in our safe to keep Tannas and zed away." "ok i know a safer place though" "Where?" "With me." "How is it safer?" "Because i'm awesome." then they both started laughing then he asked "By the way how long was i out?" "An hour." "Well damn." "Hell your lucky." "allot of people say that." then he jumped off the balcony along with Zer0 then they walked to Moxxies but on the way in a drunk patron started badmouthing Vinnie but he ignored it because he was used to it but then the drunk grabbed Vinnie's tail then he said "If you touch my tail one more time i'll kick your ass." then the patron pulled his tail again but he got knocked into the ally then he turned to his drink but when he looked up he saw he was getting stared at then he said "What i gave him a warning. "then he finished the drink and payed for it then walked out and went to the safehouse without being seen and went to sleep after he fell asleep he was in a dark room with Celestia and Luna in it he looked coldly at Celestia "What do you want bitch?" then she answered "Well we were wandering if you made up your mind up yet?" then he said "What really i will but after i get home , find my kids , bury my wife and torture and kill whoever killed her ." then he pulled out a knife and threw it right at Celestia's hoof which made her and Luna jump back then they heard a laugh and someone say "Hello Tia it's been to long." then she said "Discord what do you want?" then a creature appeared infront of Vinnie "By the way your friend here is a bucket of chaos and" but he was interrupted by a hand wrapping around his neck then Vinnie said "Stay the fuck out of my mind." then he was thrown to the floor and he said "Now that wasn't very nice." but then Vinnie summoned one of his desert eagles "I just learned what these do today and this is stronger than the big one so you have two choices one leave willingly or two i splatter your brains everywhere and trust me i want to kill something right now " he said looking Discord in the eyes then the dracuis flashed away and Vinie dispelled the gun and said "Is that all i want to wake up now." "Yes that is all." then he was awake when Vinnie woke up a girl was getting ready to put a needle into his arm but he grabbed it and asked 'Who are you?" she answered "I am dr. Tannis and i was just taking some blood because your a new sp--" she was interrupted by the intercom "Hello anyone there?" Vinnie walked up to it and pressed the button "Yeah this is Vinnie." "Hi you must be the new guy but could you come to the city gates we have a 'reformed' psycho down here." "Sure." then he left but looked at Tannis and said "I'm not done with you." that made her gulp when he got to the city entrance he saw a big psycho but he looked him straight in the eyes and walked up to him and said "Hi there man the name's Vinnie what's yours?" then he extended his claw the psycho then said "Hello my name is Krieg."then he shook Vinnie's claw but as soon as Krieg touched him Vinnie cringed up andthen he transformed and when itwasdone he was an exact copy of Krieg with the saw axe on his back "Damn now this is awesome." then he turned back but still had his axe and clothes on him but then Krieg said "Well that was weird." "Yup but could you teach me everything about that." "Sure and there a are the test subjects." he said jerking his thumb back at some bandits then Vinnie was his psycho again and he pulls his axe out then Krieg said "Well first off you have an infinate supply of dynamite and youan blow yourself up and if you kill someone you don't die actually you heal up a bit then your saw axe slice em up and you can throw mini versions but you have infinite amounts of them with it now lastly you always scream something when you go berserk now let's kill these guys." then Krieg shouted "STOP SCREAMING!" and pulled out his axe so Vinnie followed his example and yelled the same thing and in seconds they were gone and Vinnie was himself again and they were sitting on the couch in the safehouse and telling stories when the vault hunters walked "---Ok so then the guy is on his knees shouting he yields so i let him live but the bastard reechesfor a sword but i take out my bow and shoot his hand then i walk up to him and lit the oil he was lying on with my torch and i walk out of there like nothing happened."when Vinnie finished finished his story he looked up and saw them "Hey guys this is Krieg he's a reformed psycho." then they said hello and Vinnie asked where they were Gaige said "We were fighting Teremorphis." "who?" "A giant ass thresher." "Ok well i gotta go." then he shook their hands but gained Maya's and Lilith's powers when they shook hands and teleported out
creepy dragon [CreepyPasta] when Vinnie teleported he landed on a street and when he looked up and saw a figure holding a knife and the figure was staring at him so he drew his combat knife and said "Hey you friendly?" then the figure lunged at him and he deadpanned "Guess not." then they clashed blades and after a minute a crowed gathered around them the crowd consisted of a tall man in a suit with no face , a red dog with black hair , the rake (i couldn't think of a description of him.) and , a creepy version of Pinkie after a while of clashing blades the crowed started to move in but Vinnie used his free hand to make a ring of fire around them then the other person stomped on Vinnie's tail and then Vinnie started glowing red and he grabbed the person's knife by the blade and head butted him and extinguished the fire and stared at the crowed and said "Anyone else wanna try and beat me." then the tall man sent tendrils at him but he dodged them and tripped the man and finally the glow died down and he placed his blade in it's sheath and the other one in his bag after that the person he fought a second ago smashed a piece of wood across his head and it broke and he said "Oh you have to be kidding me." then Vinnie turned and punched him and cast his bound sword and placed it on his neck and asked "Wanna talk now?" then he dispelled the blade and helped him and the tall man up aswell and said "Well now i think introductions are in order." and the one in a hoody said "My name is Jeff , Jeff the killer and that's Smile dog." Vinnie shook his hand but when he did he transformed and was a copy of Jeff and he said "Damnit Sheorengoth this is getting old." and he turned back he saw the looks he was getting and he just said "Don't ask." Jeff just turned and whistled a tune and then the tall man walked up and said "Hello my name is Slenderman but if you want you can call me Slendy like Jeff." then they shook hands then Vinnie grew tendrils and then sharp clawed creature "I am the Rake." then the Pinkie copy "I'm --" "Your pinkie pie right." her smile grew "Yup how did you know?" "I met the other version and i must say i like you more." then she said "Thanks." then Jeff asked "And who are you ?" he smiled showing his fangs "Name's Vinnie." and Jeff asked "Can i have my blade back now?" "Sure." he then pulled the blade and said "Here." then he gave it to him and Pinkie asked "Do you want a cupcake?"then she pulled acupcake out "What kind?" "A special kind." then he took it and bit into it and said "There's blood in here isn't there ?" "Yup how did you know?" "I'm a fucking vampire." he said then she said "That would explain it." then they saw approaching lights and Jeff shouted "Damn Slendy did you eat the mayors kid ?!" the man shook his head and they started going to the house and Jeff opened the door and when they saw the people they had machine guns pointed at the house Vinnie then proceeded to put fireball in one hand a deadric shield in the other and he shot the fireball in the forest the people followed it and Jeff said "That could be useful ." after an hour Jeff and Vinnie were sitting in a large room and Vinnie asked "You know a place i could find a more appropriate attire and maybe some ammo for my weapons and more weapons ?" "Well we have to go to 2 different places but yeah and we have to break in and steal a car to get there." "Alright but what is a car?" " You don't know what a car is ?" "Nope." "Oh well you'll find out soon but we have to tell Slendy." "ok." the Jeff did and they walked to the woods and Jeff spotted a car so they walked up but when Vinnie saw the man in the car he had the misfortune of looking like a bandit who had once kidnapped his wife but Jeff snapped him from his thoughts by saying "Ok let's do this." but Vinnie walked to the car smashing the window and drug the man through the broke window and as he screamed vinnie punched into his ribcage and pulled out his spine and skull while blood splattered everywhere and Jeff just stared and finally said "Remind me not to piss you off." "Thought you already knew that." then they got in the car and jeff drove when they turned on the radio on it played this [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=LLlYIpHkThVTj0GRHQdFe32A&feature=player\_detailpage&v=yfAT9j8Aft4] while they listened Vinnie sharpened his knife after a hour of driving Jeff said "We're here." "Good." when they got out they were at a clothes store and Vinnie picked the lock after another hour Vinnie had found a black undershirt , a trench coat , combat boots, cowboy boots , blue jeans , a white hoody , and a cowboy hat then they left and 10 minutes later they were at a sporting goods store but Vinnie couldn't pick the lock "Damn." Jeff said then Vinnie kicked the door in "i think it's unlocked." then they entered and Vinnie said "Jeff see if you can find stuff for these." he said placing all of his guns on the table (except for the ones zer0 gave him) "Ok" Jeff said after 20 minutes Jeff found ammo and silencers for the weapons and Vinnie grabbed a wooden handled hunting knife , a hunting rifle a revolver , a machete , and a gift for Jeff "Alright that it?" Vinnie asked "We just gotta grab some food , tea and coffee but we can just buy that ." "Ok." then they went to the car and Jeff had to leave his knife and after an hour Vinnie saw him coming out but he saw a girl tailing him so he got out and turned invisible and when the girl passed him he tackled her and said "Jeff ya got a fan here ." Jeff turned around and saw who it was "Jane b but how? " then Vinnie pulled her up and asked "You know her?" "Yeah but i thought she was dead." then Jane finally spoke "Yeah that was the plan asshole but i need to talk now get your pet off of me." "Call me a pet again and i'll drain every ounce of blood from your body." he said showing his fangs "Ok sorry but please let me go." "First give me the blade that's on your thigh ." "How did you-- , fine." then she did and he let her go then she said "Thank you now Jeff you thought i died giving birth but obviously i didn't but i did give birth and .... it's your son." Jeff's mouth dropped 3 inches and she said "And he's here." then she walked to a bush and grabbed a baby and brought it to Jeff which he grabbed it and cradled it "Jeff let's go and bring them to." Vinnie said "Ok but i might need a minute ." "Ok me and Jane will go back a different way you drive and take good care of the kid." then Jane asked "Where are we going and how will we get there?" then Vinnie put on his new hat and said "I'll show you ." then he summoned Arvak and climbed on his back then he held out his paw to Jane to help her up "No way in hell am i getting on a flaming skeleton horse ." "It's either this or Durnehviir who is a zombie dragon." "Fine." then he helped her up and said "Hold on tight." then she put her arms around his waist and said "Ok let's go." then they left and went to the mansion it took Vinnie a while to explain what happened but after awhile everyone made up but after 3 hours they saw the people and Vinnie said "Everyone hide i'll deal with this ." then they did and he sat at the bar and he checked his revolver ammo and he had a full cylinder after a second he had a bottle of ale drinking it then a man walked in and shouted "Hey freak where are your friends?!" "How about you ask nicely bitch ?" he said annoyed then he got up and he noticed the man was his height and he said "How 'bout we walk out that door and fight like men ." he said motioning to the mans colt "Sure." then they walked out the door and Vinnie saw 10 men infront of him and then after 10 seconds a bell went off and Vinnie drew his revolver and shot 5 bullets but was gunned down by the 5 men with machine guns and the man walked up to him and said "Now tell me were your freak friends are." Vinnie coughed up blood and said "Fuck you." then everything went black and he faintly heard a gasp then was in the void when he opened his eyes he saw 17 figures and immediately bowed and the one in a black robe said "Rise dovahkin your time is not up yet." he then said "Thank you mistress of the night." "Goodbye Vinnie and next time just call me Nocturnal." "Alright Nocturnal goodbye." then he was back in the land of the living when he opened his eyes Vinnie stood up and drew his machete and walked up to a startled solder and sliced his head off then he put it up and he drew dragonsbane and Bolar's oathblade and started slicing up solders and when there was only the man who challenged him and he said "Now it's just you and me so let's fight." then they both drew at the same time but Vinnie killed him and he walked over and took the man's colt and bandoler and put it on and said "Guys come out." then they did and stood in awe but then Vinnie said "Hey Jeff i got this for you."then he threw Jeff's gift to him and he caught it and saw it was a new knife and Vinnie had carved a picture of his newly acquired family Jeff then said "Thank you." "No problem ." then he said "Well let's go inside i'll cook dinner." Jane then said "I'll help" "Ok so let's go." then they went inside and Vinnie and Jane started cooking and after a few minutes Vinnie asked "So how's parenthood to you?" "Pretty good except it can get annoying at times." she answered Vinnie chuckled a little and said "Yeah i know i have two girls." she looked at him and said "I didn't figure you for a father." "Why didn't you?" he asked "Becouse you seem like the heartless type." she answered "I can be but i'm really a nice guy to my friends and family." he said as he finished the Potage le Magnifique "Ah a meal for emperors litteraly."then he brought it to the dinner table and Jane brought in the drinks Vinnie went to get the others and saw a very funny sight slenderman was holding a remote in one tentical while pushing Jeff away with his hand Vinnie motioned for Jane to come and see it when she did they both fell over laughing then Jeff and slenderman looked over and saw the two laughing Jeff blushed a little from embrrasment and asked "What are you two laughing at." "Slender playing keepaway with you." Jeff then pulled his knife threatningly but Vinnie threw his bag on the couch and cracked his knuckles and neck then he walked to Jeff which made him drop his knife and back up when Vinnie passed up Jeff's knife he picked it up and masturely flipped the knife and twirled it around then he walked up to jeff and grabbed his arm and pulled it up then he put the knife in his hand then walked to his bag then picked it up and said "Dinners ready." he after they all had dinner Vinnie was reading a book with his desert eagle on the table when they heard knock on the door as soon as he heard it vinnie grabbed the gun and pointed it at the door then he walked to the door and opeaned it to see a man that looked like slenderman in a vest he walked past Vinnie with two others the man walked up to Slenderman and said "Hey bro i see you got a new pet." he jerked a thumb at Vinnie then they saw Vinnie started to maliciously walk to them and he had put up the gun then Jeff shouted "Oh shit!" as he jumped the couch and flipped it while cowering Jane followed the man was chuckling when he turned to see Vinnie he stopped when he looked back to see the Rake and Slendy had joined Jeff and Jane then in a second Vinnie had pulled the man to eye level and upercutted him and it had knocked him out then Jeff said "I just thought of something ." then he walked to the nearly unconciouse man and kneeled down then he said "You got knocked the fuck out man ." then everyone laughed and Vinnie said "Well i gotta go i'll visit sometime , oh and slender tell your brother hes a douche." then he started to teleport but something wrapped around his waist he looked down and saw Jane hugging him he pushed her off and she said "please don't go Vinnie." he responded"I have to but don't worry i'll visit you all." then he teleported out
just a short chapterVinnie opened his eyes to see he was on a ship that looked futeristic to him he then saw a shotgun lying on the floor so e picked it up then he saw 20 shells for it so he picked them up becausehe thought they'd be useful and he continued down the hall on his way he picked up 2 deasert eagals , an assault rifle with a grenade attachment , a sniper rifle , a combat knife and ammo for each when he got to the end of the hallway he saw a large purpalish egg in a tube when he punched through the glass and into the egg some black goo went on him and went in his skin then he passed out when he woke up with his bag on the floor with all the weapons he had in it when he saw a piece of glass he saw he looked like this [img]imagesCALCMW59[/img] then he changed back to himself "That'll come in handy." then he teleported out little did he know that Celestia was watching
