khajiit in equestria

After leaving Caursal Boutique Vinnie snuck to Sugarcube corner to see Pinkie pie so he went in and snuck up to her room then he saw she was still asleep so he figured he would have a laugh while he was there so he activated his claws along with deadric armor so he walked over to her then he was the one surprised when Pinkie jumped up in his face

"Where you trying to prank me Vinnie oh you like pranks me to oh we should prank someone together how does that sound"

Vinnie was still trying to figure out what was happening but he answered "no thanks Pinkie i just came to see if you needed any help with anything" "Well i could use some help with baking" "Ok so when do you need help ?" Vinnie asked "probably around 9 hours" she answered "Well i guess I'll be back then " with that he was off " guess i'll see how twilight is doing " he said to himself

on his way to Twilight's Vinnie noticed alot more ponies wandering the streets when he got there he saw 2 much larger ponies in the library and 2 guards outside the door so he snuck in through the window "so princesses how have you been?" "pretty well but what of this alien friend of yours" "He's gone to get to know my friends." "Actually i'm right here." Vinnie said as he appeared in between princess Luna and Celestia "Hello i don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you two i am Vinnie" he said extending a claw  "Well Vinnie i must say i'm shocked you passed up our guards without being detected."celestia said reaching out and shaking his paw "Eh don't beat yourself up not even the emperer's royal guards could detect me " he said with a chuckle and a smirk "so which one of you is princess Celestia?" he asked "I am and this is my sister princess Luna " "A pleasure to meet you as well princess Luna " he said bowing "Ok so now that that is done what is it you want to know i can see the questioning looks in your eyes " "Well speaking of eyes why are yours red?" "Well that is kinda hard to explain but can i answer that at night " "Sure Luna if you would please" Celestia said looking at her sister "Of course dear sister ' With that Luna's horn started to glow then it was night "So how does the time of day matter anyway" "Well Celestia i am a vampire" everyone had questioning looks in their eyes

after going through a lengthy explanation of what a vampire was Vinnie said

"Ok did Twilight tell you about my previous occupations" "Actualy no we were hoping you would tell us"

"Ok i'll tell you later ok" "As you wish" then a guard come in and shouted "Get away from them!" he said as he grabbed vinnies tail with his magic "Oh no you did not just grab my tail" Vinnie said as he shouted "FUS !"  the guard went flying and vinnie pounced"Vinnie stop please" Celestia said "Screw that this fucker grabbed my tail "Vinnie retorted with anger in his voice as he jumped to the guard and started punching through the guards armor with his bear claws until luna pulled him off "Let me go so i can kill this milk drinker " then he looked around and saw a crowd gathering "Oh crap" was all he said then Celestia said "Do not worry my little ponies this was all a misunderstanding so please go back to your normal routines and we will have this sorted out soon" after everyone left she turned to Vinnie and the guard who attacked him then said"So Vinnie why did you attack this royal guard?" she said looking at the bruised up guard "Well to put it simply this jackass grabbed my tail in his magic " he stated" And you royal guard what is your name?" "My name is Blazing skys your highness" "So Blazing skys why did you attack Vinnie" "Well i thought he was attacking you." "why did you think he was attacking us " "Well i just assumed he was so i acted. " "so your first course of action was to attack him" this time he just remained silent "Well to be fair i did have my deadric armor on and my dragonbone sword on my back." Vinnie stated "Well i still think he should have waited to be so harsh." "Well i say forgive and forget ." Vinnie said extending a claw " So what do you say you want to start over." "Sure why not " Blazing skys said shaking vinnies claw then Vinnie said "But you do realize if you grab my tail again i will do more than just kick your ass." the guard gulped at that" So now that that is done i'm going to drink some of that redwater skooma i brought with me." then Luna asked "What is skooma?" "Well skooma is an alcoholic drink would you like some " "Might as well try a little how about you Tia " "No thank you maybe later though" then Vinnie said "Well redwater skooma is very strong so here is some regular skooma" "Thank you Vinnie" Luna said sipping the bottle then said"That was strong" "That is nothing compared to what i have drank princess" Vinnie said downing his bottle then Celestia said "So now that ponies know your here Vinnie don't you think they should get to know you" "Sure why not but on two condition no one grabs my tail and your guard stays so i can show what happens when you grab my tail and your lucky enough that i'm in a good mood is that a deal" "Of course Vinnie " with that they talked and after about an hour the princesses left Vinnie turned to Twilight and said "So do you know how i'm gonna introduce myself to everyone Twilight?" "Well maybe we could hold a town meeting."she answered "Yeah them seeing me beat the crap out of a guard is probably not the best first impression." "I agree with that."Twilight said

then they looked up and saw a baby dragon"Good morning Twilight who is that " "I am Vinnie and you must be Spike it is good to finally meet you ." vinnie said "Hey."Spike stated"Hey Twilight i'm goona take a quick nap ok and please don't tell Spike about my jobs and don't be looking through my bag please."  "Ok Vinnie i promise" "What about Spike over there." "I promise." "Ok then please wake me up when you get the meeting planned." Vinnie said "Ok Vinnie see you in a few hours."