khajiit in equestria

                                                      [sly cooper]

when Vinnie  teleported he saw he was in the air over a country town "Well fuck this is gonna hurt tomaroe" then he fell and hit he ground and passed out with his armor on (except the helmet)  he then started to come to conciusness "Hey there partner weird place to nap." said a racoon that stood over him "Yeah falling from the sky'll do that to you." he then groaned and said "Mind helping me up?" "Well alright." then the racoon pulled him up then Vinnie said "Duck." then he did but Vinnie was shot but pulled his crosbow and shot the bull that shot him "Dang thanks man what's your name anyway?" "Name's Vinnie., you?" "I'm Tennessee Kid Cooper." he said with a tip of the hat then said "Now let's go." Vinnie clenched his chest "Yeah let's do that."

then they went to a house "Here's the safehouse." then they went in and Tennessee shouted "Hey everyone come here!" then a fox ,another raccoon, a turtal,and a hippo came to the room "Hey name'sVinnie and this guy just helped me get up from an over 3000 foot drop." "How is that possible?" asked the fox "Well it's complicated but let's just say i'm very hard to kill." then came the introductions first came the racoon "I'm sly , Sly Cooper." then the fox "I'm inspector Carmaleta fox." then the hippo "I'm Murry." lastly the turtal "I'm Bently." then they herd shouting "Come out cooper!" then Vinnie said "Let me handle this." then he healed himself and walked out "Hey your no Cooper. " "Nope." then he said "Well who are you ?" "I'm Vinnie you got a problem with the people inside that house?" "Yeah i do." "Well take it up with me." "Ok fire." then the bulls did and Vinnie ran up and punched one knocking it out then did that to the rest and the armidillo ran away and everyone ran up to him and Carmelita asked "How did you do that?" then Tennessee "Yeah you were knocking on death's door a few minutes ago."  then Sly asked "How did you survive the bullets?" "The what's?" Vinnie asked "Um these." Tennesse said holding up a bullet "I'll tell you later right now the sun hurts like heck." then he went to the safehouse "ah much better healing is great but shade ought to help." then the gang walked up and sat down then Sly said "Man you are awsome."  "Thanks."  then Murry said "Yeah no kidding." "Hey i'll take that over a deadric swoard to the gut anyday." "Uh a what?" "This." he said holding up said sword "Wow." everyone except Carmelita said "But let me ask you this what's such a beutiful girl doing with these guys?" this made her blush "Well they saved me when i was captured by Le Paradox." "Hey how come he can make you fall under his spell and not me?" Sly asked "Maybe because she doesn't know my jobs." then He asked "And what are they?" then Vinnie sighed "I'm well i'm an assassin,a thief, a vampire hunter,a mage,a soldier, and i'm the dragonborn." then they all stared at him"Now don't get me wrong i know i have done alot of bad things but i have a code of honor now if you don't trust me i understand because i still have a secret."  the first to speak "Well i'm shocked but i respeact you everyone in here except Carmelita is a thief." then she said "Exactly what is this code of yours?" "Don't mess with the inoccent." "Kinda like mine." said Sly "Cool now if you scold me after i tell you this i understand i'm a vampire." "Wow." all of them said "Well i have something to say you wanna join my gang?" "Really?" "Yes." "Sure but i'm not fro this dimension." "Ok well welcome." "Oh Carmileta your still blushing." then she hid her facce saying "Shut up."  then she left and Murry said "How about a compitition ?" "Of what?" "A fight us aginst you." "That's not fair." "What chicken?" "I ment for you now were can i change." "The bathroom is up the hall to the left." "Thanks." then he went up the stairs and half closed the door and took off his armor and put on his ragged trousers again but as Carmelita walked by and just stood and stared at his scarred body "Not nice to stare Carmelita." "How did you know i was staring." "After the fight i'll tell you most of my story." "Ok but this is for good luck." she said kissing him on the cheek they both blushed then he went downstairs when he did everyone stared "What i understand Carmelita staring but you all." then Sly said "What!?" "Let's just do this." then it started and Sly ran up ready to strike with his cane but Vinnie grabbed it and hit him with it then he hit Tennessee with it and threw it to Sly and he said to Murry "How about a fist fight." then Murry ran and punched im but he countered by punching him in the gut "Bently you sure ." "No i give up." then Carmelita congradulated him "Now i made a promise now gather around let me tell you how i got these 3 scars on my nose." "Ok." "Well it was my eighth birthday it was during the party and some drunk bandit walked in with his gang and sloughtered my family even my brother and sister 2 years later i took my dad's swoard and i walked in their hideout and the first one i saw was a sloppy kill with blood everywere then i went through stabbing every bandit in the back when i found the leader i steped into the light and we fought he got 3 lucky slashes but now my dad's sword is still in his head." they all looked at him "Now which one of you is goa scold me for what i did i know you rarly kill but i do it just to survive which scar do you want to know how i got?"  "That's enough for today." Sly said "Ok." then Vinnie went outside but said "I'll be outside." then he pulled up a chair and sat down about an hour later Sly and Tennessee came out "Great night ain't it." said Tenessee "Yeah always loved the night." after he said that a bullet hit his chest "I'll be back." then he went to the shooter while being tailed by the whole gang then he tackeled the shooter and started punching just as the fatal strike was about to be delivered he felt a hand wrap around his fist when he looked he saw Carmelieta "Stop Vinnie he's down." he looked in her eyes "Please." she said in a soft tone the he unclenched his fist and got up "Go." then the shooter scrambled to his feet and ran away after that Vinnie looked into Carmelitaa's eyes and said "Sorry you had to see that side of me."  then they went to the safehouse hen they got i Sly walked up to Vinnie and said "Let's talk." then they went to his room and Sly locked the door and asked "How do you do it?" "What showing no mercy or swooning Carmelita?" "Carmelita." "Well i have a natural talet and usually i can tell when women are in love." "Is she?" "Is she what?" "In love?" "You'll find out i'm gonna talk to Bently." then he wet through the door and and went to Bently "Hey Bent." "Oh hey Vinnie." "What are you up to?" "Making you a binoc u com." "A what?" "A binoc u com it'll let us talk to you wherever you are and let's you se at a modified range." "Oh." "Um what disign do you want?" "How about a blood red dragon." "Ok." then he went to see Tennessee when he did Tennessee said "Hey partner could you do me a favor and lay off Carmileta i know you don't mean anything by it but could you do that?" "Yeah ok i was wonderig were i was gonna sleep." "I have another bed in my room so follow me." then they went to a large room "Well night." then they went to sleep

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Vinnie woke up to everyone around hm "Well that's creepy." then he poed his back,neck and knuckles "So what's up "Well we thought you would need a new outfit so here." Bently said pulling out an outfit exactly like Sly's except it was red and the pouch was blue and it had pants "Wow i don't know what to say." "Then just try it on then." "Ok then please leave." then they left and he put it and it was perfect then he left and he saw that everyone was waiting "This is perfect Bently." "How did you know i made it?" he asked then Vinnie pointed to his scratched hands "Oh." "Let me help." then he used healing hands "That should help ." then Sly said "What's a thief without a tool i thought you would like a cane." he said holding a cane like his "Thank you now i'm barly emotional but bring it in." then he gave them a group hug "Can you teach me some tecniques Sly?" "That depends will you tell me about what we talked about?" "No you must let yourself find out but i will give you a small bit of information." "Fine after we stop Le paradox ." "Deal but I'm gonna take a nap." then he fell asleep and everyone but Carmileta went to work she sat down in a chair and watched him then she heard a voice say "Hello i don't know you ma'am." "Who's there?" she asked drawing her pistol "I am Hermineous Mara  Vinnie is my champion." "So you know him."she asked pointing to him "Yes well i must be goin it is very late." then he let and Carmelita went to bed

Vinnie woke up to twopeople arguing "What do we do with him." "Just kill him." then he saw something aimed at his head "Well look who woke up." said the one holding the weaons just as he was about to pull the trigger Vinnie grabbed the weapon and amed it at him and pulled the trigger and he fell to the ground and another one walked in and Vinnie just shot him then he pulled out his dedric dagger and walked down the hall duel wielding the gun and dagger when more came out he slit his throat and just kept walking when he got downstairs he saw they had everyone hostage "Put down the weapons." they said then he did but then he shuted "TID KLO UH !" then time slowed and he grabbed his dagger and cut their throats then everything was back to normal and everyone was staring "What." then Murry said "Y You just killed them all ." "Well it was them or you i chose them." he said calmly "What do you mean you could have been non lethal with it and how are you so calm?" asked Carmelita then he twirled his now bloody dagger "Death isn't new to me." "Well can you at least not kill everyone of our enemies?" "I promise." then he sheathed his dagger and picked up the bodies and put them in a pile ten said "Cover your eyes." then they did and he burned all the bodies to ashes then he picked those up in a bowl and said "You can open your eyes now." they all looked wide eyed "How did you do that?"  they all asked "Magic."  he answered "Now i have to work on my throw." then he threw the bow atleast 500ft then he said "Look you guys are awsome but i can't stay i have to get back hom but if you need me or want to talk contact me." then he had his bag on his shoulder and he dissapeared