Adam's return, Chrysalis's fetishes.
Chapter 2: The wonderful wizard of ODD
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Right, now that's out of the way, let's try and get you and Rarity sorted." Twilight proclaimed to Pinkie pie, she seemed a bit nervous. Finally, Applejack asked "Twi, What you plannin' to do then?" to which her reply came as a slight stutter "I-I-I-I need to see Human Adam, see what he says, especially see if he's sane." Applejack gasped, Twilight looked solemnly at the door, the sight of a huge observatory in the background was staining the view from her door. However, the rest of the pony crew looked worried, legends of ponies being abducted up near that area and often facing 'experiments', many of which come back with slightly bowed legs and expressions of sheer ecstasy on their faces. Twilight made a teleportation spell, willing herself to be in front of the building, her horn glowed purple, she then disappeared in front of the other five ponies, Rarity and Pinkie pie went off to complete the tasks they were given as she left the room.
Twilight looked up at the iron doors to the observatory, not only were they big, but they seemed to have an almost ''impending doom' look about them, keeping a strict and stubborn look to show that order would be enforced to its maximum potential inside. She raised a hoof and struck it against the door four times, then waited, looking directly at a small slot in the door in front of her, which whooshed open revealing a pair of goggles, of which were glinting at her. However, an exclamation of joy came from behind the door "Twilight! so nice to finally see you, come in!" the doors swung open, still keeping their imposing look.
She walked in, never having seen the inside of the observatory, the doors slammed behind her, all was dark and spooky, not a sound was made. Then, the room flashed up with light, being doused in a multitude of colors that'd have put Rainbow Dash's mane to shame. Adam descended down from the darkness with a jet-pack, smiling ever so slightly, he said "Do you like it here, my dear, are you feeling comfortable? I am more than able to give you all the things you need!" Twilight smiled and said "Yes, it's all very nice here, but what is all of this?" Human Adam smiled, then removed a remote from his pocket, he pressed a button and the machines in the room revved up to life.
However, there was something peculiar about one machine in particular, pistons moved up and down on it, releasing steam with a rhythm. Suddenly, everything started following the given, everything rhymed and it was not a crime, but frankly my dear, it's rather quite sincere. Adam began to say "Every night, every day, magic i fight, with a hip hip hooray, working out the science of this obscure land, because my assistants faces are boring and dead-panned. I'd like to take a moment of your time, I promise you that I'll give a sci-en-tif-ic rhyme, one that is unbeatable, undefeatable, one that is there to beat them all!" as he said this the machines began to whir into song, motors and conveyors moved a-long trying to keep up with his times, cause this odd human was trying to make rhymes.
He placed a small device in front of his mouth, every time he spoke green waves formed upon it, it was interpreting sound as an image and making his voice sound slightly robotic. He began to sing "MY machines are semi-robotic, not totally psychotic, my mind is like a puzzle, except this information it dare not guzzle. Making a half rhyme is a crime, frankly i'm not keeping time, but my dear, let me be sincere, it's starting to get scientific in here!" he pulled levers as he sang, more machines hummed and rang, he laughed with joy that was that of a young boy, one who had just discovered a love.
"So welcome to my lab-ro-tory! let me tell you a stor-or-ry, once I was sane, then I'm here again, now I'm not, frankly I think my brain is starting to rot. Every time I look in your eyes, I see surprise, and a feelin' I'm about to rise, again, my only friend, until the very end!" he continued to sing, for the next five minutes, tying together as many rhyming words he could. Until he came to a pot of orange paint, which he had to do a half rhyme song for. He titled the song "Look at this orange that I have to arrange." and danced about with the paint can for a few seconds. Twilight was in fits of laughter by the time he was done, he finished his song and a machine in the background let off an array of fireworks.
Human Adam breathed deeply, his chest rising up and down drastically fast as he caught his breath, he then said "That was my daily dose of stupidity, now what can I do you for Miss Sparkle?" which between fits of laughter she replied "I - came - to - tell - you - that - Pony - Adam - has been kidnapped!" she sputtered out with a final breath. Human Adam looked sincere, he asked "By whom, may i ask?" to which the reply was "Chrysalis took him, but we don't know where." He looked at her, panic in his eyes, he said "By Jove! Twilight, why didn't you come sooner? I had seen him shot down in the Everfree forest, but all my attempts to locate his exact position have been little luck."
She questioned "then what luck have you had?" to which his reply was "Well, there's a dark cave, I hate the dark, I just fear it unconditionally, so too will my Pony form. I dared not go in it because I get really scared in the dark, no one knew about this because it was my greatest weakness, I would be too paralyzed with fear to do anything in the dark." Twilight looked at him sympathetically, such a strong willed man, he feared the dark? she shrugged slightly to herself, disregarding it as 'everyone having their individual fears'.
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