//-------------------------------------------------------// Paranoia -by NazoPureChaos- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Paranoia //-------------------------------------------------------// Paranoia PARANOIA by: NazoPureChaos I looked at my mug of cider, considered taking a swing, and set it back down. This was the... fourth time I almost took a sip, then decided against it. Why though? It was just cider. Harmless, fermented, apple cider. Supplied by the Apple Family, to boot. I had had my hoof wrapped around a mug of grade-A apple cider, and I couldn’t drink it. I turned my attention to the party my idiot friends dragged me to. I mean that literally, the two of them actually pulled me by my tail all the way here. All around me ponies were taking huge gulps of the foamy cider, sitting with the hooves wrapped around mares, or vise-versa. Some, who had already exceeded the limit on liquor, were trying to convince a group of mares to accompany them back home. To the mares’ credit, they looked very displeased. A large circle was gathering around the stage, a congregation of mares and stallions. I looked over to investigate, and it appeared some drunk fillies began to do a striptease with their Nightmare Night costumes. It was rather superfluous, doing a striptease, as ponies spent most of their time naked. I groaned; I recognized one of the mares: one of my friends who dragged me here -- Ambrosia. She died her mane, which was usually chocolate brown, a vibrant purple. My other friend, Stargaze, sat down next to me. He was a unicorn, with a dark blue coat and white mane. Ambrosia was an earth pony, and I was a pegasus. I could tell by his eyes that Stargaze was inebriated. He gestured to Ambrosia. “Now -hic- that is a mare I wouldn’t mind getting to know -hic- better. Get what I mean?” It was no secret that Stargaze had a major crush on her, although it was rather amusing that Ambrosia had absolutely no idea. I slapped him hard. “I think you need to ease off on the cider, Star,” I told him in a serious tone. He just stared back, dumbfounded. He then noticed my untouched mug of cider, and scolded me. “You haven’t even had any? C’mon colt, what’s with that? You do not know how to have fun,” he said, shaking a hoof at me. On the contrary I did know how to have fun. In fact, I was the one who usually planned our get-togethers. I’ll admit it: I am not a big fan of Nightmare Night. I find that there are more constructive ways to use my time than to play dress-up. Not to mention what happened last Nightmare Night, with Princess Luna showing up and causing a raucous. Not that I mean anything against the Princess of the night, but she could have been a bit more tactful. And I suppose my nyctophobia played a role in my not liking Nightmare Night. A fact that my drunken friend did not mind reminding me of. “...Just because you’re afraid of the dark--” “I am not “afraid of the dark”, I am afraid of what’s in it. Besides, it’s a phobia, it’s irrational. I know nothing will attack me, I just get this feeling...” I trailed off. “Why don’t you prove it?” said a voice smooth as silk. I turned around to see Ambrosia, now completely undressed, trotting uneasily towards us. I thought about what she offered. “...How?” Before she could answer, Stargaze butted in. “Stick him in his room and turn off all the lights!” and he fell to a bout of obnoxious giggles. Yeah, very funny. Haha. Ambrosia seemed to consider my offer. Then, a devilish grin came upon her face. “I’ll give you two-hundred bits to spend the night in the Everfree Forest.” My eyes bugged out, and I spit the one sip of cider I had taken. She thought my eyes bugged because she mentioned the Everfree, but what shocked me was the money she offered. Two-hundred bits? Even with nyctophobia, that would be worth it! Still, the Everfree is filled with all sorts of dangerous creatures... but that money! Could I... could I actually spend a night in there? Maybe... but I don’t think that’s their best offer. They are drunk after all, so why not take advantage? “I... I don’t know. There’s a whole lot of dangerous crap in the forest. Maybe two-hundred bits isn’t worth it.” It worked like a charm. Stargaze poked his head above the table. “Three-hundred bits!” he exclaimed, then looked to Ambrosia for confirmation. She nodded in approval, and he looked like he was going to faint. I doubt that was because he was intoxicated, but instead because she approved something he said (which in itself was probably because she was drunk herself). Three-hundred... Celestia that was a lot of money. Screw my nyctophobia, I could suffer some fear for three-hundred bits! “Deal!” o.O>-~~--~~-