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I hate the Court

Shaded woke up to the sound of something falling and blinding light invaded his eyes. "SON OF A BITCH!" He shouted as he covered his eyes with the blankets. He then heard giggling coming from above to covers. "Alright! Who the fuck did that?!" he shouted as he tore off the covers and was face to muzzle with Princess Luna. Shaded looked into her eyes before they shot back realizing how close they were.

"Alright. Why did you bring me wherever the fuck I am and make me almost blind myself? Trust me you don't want to see what my eyes look like when they regenerate." Shaded said as he got out of his bed. He looked around and saw about a dozen other ponies, wearing suits, the two humans, the other pony princess, and those six mares.

"Didn't you say that you were going to visit?" Luna said with an obvious troll grin that only Shaded seem to see.

"I said yes, but I didn't think you would teleport me here. This is worse than the time I got turned into a newt. Don't worry I got better." He said holding up a hand at their shocked expressions except for Twilight who had a hungry look in her eyes. "Purple Pony stop giving me Hungry Eyes!" He shouted.

There was a silence after that, but Luna broke it with a cough and said, "Well these are the others. The purple pony you speak of is my sister's student. Her name is Twilight Sparkle."

After hearing the name Shaded couldn't help but snort in laughter and said, "Are you serious?" but he still kept on laughing. "It reminds me of a movie at home. It was so bad it wasn't even funny." He said still laughing.

The rainbow maned pony charged right up to him, thinking that she could hit him before he knew it, but Shaded was used to something with this kind of speed in the air. He quickly dropped to the ground as the rainbow maned one flew over him and hit the wall. "Let me guess what your name is. Rainbow Crash?" He said sarcastically.

"No my name's Rainbow Dash! Fastest Flier in Equestria." Rainbow shouted back in anger.

"Really? Wow. Not what I was expecting." Shaded said as he shrugged. "Alright next pony and/or person."

Now the human male came forward. "John." He said as he stuck out his hand. Shaded nodded and shook his hand.

Next the other human. "Jane." She did the exact same thing as John, again Shaded nodded and shook her hand.

'Ahrimar your very quiet today. Why?' Shaded thought.

'I'm judging to see if they were trustworthy and if their a threat.' Ahrimar replied back.

'Alright then. Who's trustworthy so far?'

'That's the strange thing all of them seem trustworthy, and none of them seem a threat unless you hurt one of their kind.' The demon said confused.

'So herding adaption?'

'Herding adaption.'

'All right good to know.' It was then that Shaded noticed an outstretched that was a white color. It was a unicorn with a white coat and purple mane. "I'm sorry what? I was talking to the demon again." He said.

The mare just huffed and stated her name again. "My name is Rarity and you should learn how to pay attention. Didn't your parents teach you manner?" Normally he would have taken the normal insult easily, but that comment about his parents put him into a rage.

"My parents," He spat the word out like it was filled with taint, "left me at the age of ten to fend for myself in the middle of a forest. That forest was full of creatures that would make even the most toughest of men run in TERROR. For 2,000 years," There was a gasp all of them thinking he was much younger than that. "I wandered through the forest fighting demons, hell-spawns, Shades, creatures that would kill anyone who even looked at them wrong. When I finally got out of that forest, I found that over 2,000 years had passed and the first thing I did, I hunted down my family members. They were mutilated beyond recognition their bones were tore from their skins." Shaded started to cackle and continued. "The ones that are kept alive I turned immortal, and threw them into a lava pit. Sometimes when I go to my home world I can still hear them. Their throats raw from all the screaming. Sometimes I take them out, and watch the lava flow out of them before putting them back in. The lesson of this is Don't talk to me about my parents."

Everyone in the room was in shocked silence that such a normally silly man become so serious at a moments notice. Everyone looked disturbed at the story that was told. Some of the mares even puked while their husbands tried to comfort them.

"Anyways on with the introductions." Shaded said in a bored tone.

After the introductions were made quickly Shaded started to walk out of the room when he hear a snobbish voice say "Who is this peasant?" Shaded already in a bad mood said nothing, but his rage was growing. "You yes you. What is your name and what are you doing here?" Shaded felt a hoof connect with his thigh as he looked to see who it was.

He saw it was a unicorn stallion with light brown hair and a white coat. "Listen if you don't want to be kicked to the moon then you will leave me alone." Shaded said as he walked away.

"You will address me as Prince Blueblood and I asked you a question peasant." Blueblood said.

"THAT IT!!!" Shaded roared as he grabbed Blueblood by the collar.

In the other room they heard Shaded shout and heard a very girly scream followed by, "Guards help me!!" From a voice that sounded like Blueblood's.

When they rushed towards where the shouts were coming from they saw Shaded dragging Blueblood through the garden and into the city's center.

"STRAIGHT FOR THE MOON YOU GO!!!" They heard Shaded shout as he tossed Blueblood up in the air and brought his leg back. Too bad for Shaded, though that Celestia and Luna were there. They just barely managed to hold him back from kicking Blueblood so hard Blueblood wouldn't be alive. "You got lucky you little prick. The Princesses were here to save you. Don't insult me and you won't end up orbiting the moon." Shaded said and, when the Princesses released there magical hold, he strode away towards where his home was.

Blueblood was on the ground shaking like there was an earthquake that only affected him. He just kept muttering something over and over again. It sounded like, "Those eyes, those soulless eyes."

Then halfway to his house Shaded said to himself, "That's why I hate the Court. Too many snobs to little time."