Luna's Quest For Diamondsby Luna Plays MinecraftChaptersRage Quit To MultiplayerGriefing Is BadDWZ For The Win!The Creepers Are Coming For Me!A Fresh StartThe Quest Is CompleteRage Quit To MultiplayerLuna saw a game just starting and joined the server. She munched on the fudge part of her cake and pressed tab to see the participants list. "Ooooh! Tia is on here!" Luna said cheerfully. She private chatted to Celestia saying hi. Lulu! How do you know my characters name- I mean... I thought I wold give Minecraft a try. Celestia typed in the chat. Well you use that username for everything, so when I saw TheSunGoddess I knew it was you. Hehe...well the match starts in 5 minutes. You wanna team up? Sure! So what will our strategy be? I don't know about you but i'm going to try to snag something from the chests at the middle. I'll go with you to the middle. Then I think we should hang back until there are only a few players left, then we can kill off the remainders and fight to the death! Sounds cool to me. And if one of us dies, they have to join the loser call. Alright. Let me just set up my Skype so we can actually speak. Is there anyone else you wanna ally with? Let me see who's on... Oh! Butterscotch is on. Lets ask her if she wants to ally. Luna private messaged Butterscotch Join me and Celestia's Skype call. Alright. Princess, why is your username FuzzyBunnySlippers? Errr... No reason Luna typed, shoving her slippers away from her. Alright, Is everyone in the call? Butterscotch, are you there? Yes, I'm here princess. I am here also. Good, are we ready to begin- Why is Shining Armor wanting to join the call? Add him to the call and find out. Hey, I saw you guys were on the server too. I was wondering if you wanted to be a team. Alright. Butterscotch is here too. Hi! Oh she's annoying....Err hi Butterscotch. Guys! It's starting! The Admin started counting down from ten. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Go! Some players ran to to center chests, while others ran into the forest. Luna punched other players as she ran to the chests. Guys lets camp here, it will be easiest to defend since its wide and open. Alright Luna. Quit punching me you foal! I'll punch you back see how you like it! Uhhh.... ok Guys help this person is hitting me with a sword! I'm coming Buttercup! Luna could tell Celestia killed Butterscotch's attacker when she saw in the chat BountyHunter was killed by TheSunGoddess. Good job Tia! Thanks Thank you for saving me. It would have sucked to have died within the first minute like some of those other losers. Oh yea Butterscotch, Shiny, If you die you join the losers call. Dang it. All the other players are nerds and computer geeks T_T But doesn't that make us nerds and computer geeks? Hey there was a Diamond sword in this chest! CELLY LOOK AT MY SWORD! Nice, Luna. This one had a gold chest plate. I Got some seeds, 5 golden apples, an iron sword, and some leather booties xD FunCandy was killed by HarryPotterWiz What the hay Butterscotch? I'm sorry he just snuck up on me! Oh well at least now i can be OP and give you guys stuff. I guess *Gulp* I'll be joining the loser call now. Bye! Oh and get me more cake! Let me deal with this guy. He thinks he can beat all of us, he's wrong. HarryPotterWiz was brutally murdered by TheSunGoddess. Wow your on a kill spree today- why is it raining diamond armor? It must be Butterscotch. She did get OP when she died. Everyone grab some armor. Perhaps we should go start finding people now? A lot of players have been killed already. And i'm taking Butterscotch's stuff. Ok. I think we should go after SnakeEyes. He did not go for the chests so he probably does not have much i WANT TO TRY KILLING HIM WITH THIS BRICK! Where did you get a brick? It was in a chest. Alrighty then. Lets go hunt down other players! So the four ponies went to find SnakeEyes, and let Shiny kill him with a brick. Along the way the collected wood and other resources. Eeeep! Someone is spawning Mooshrooms! Lol. Prob a OP player. L-o-l? Laugh out loud. Oh. Hey, there's SnakeEyes! Watch out Snakey, I'm comin for ya with this brick! GuyTheGuy was slayed by SnakeEyes Oh, come on! Diamond sword time! SnakeEyes was killed by FuzzyBunnySlippers. Well, i'm off to the losers call :( Cya Later. Look, it's CoffeeMug! Lets get him, Luna! On it! CoffeeMug was Hunted Down And Killed by FuzzyBunnySlippers They really elaborate on how they were killed.... Mmm-Hmm The sisters hunted down 5 more players, until they were the last two left. Lets make this fair. Throw away all your items, and we'll have a fist fight. Alrighty. Luna giggled, throwing away everything besides her Diamond sword. She killed Celestia in two hits. Luna! You little.... I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN! YAY! Ugh. Lets get in the call with everyone else. "Hey, Congrats Princess Luna!" Rainbow Dash AKA CoffeeMug said. "Yes, congratulations Princess. And congrats to you to princess Celestia, for making it so far." Twilight, AKA HarryPotterWiz Said. "I was not aware that you also played Minecraft..." Celestia began "I didn't think you two played it either, but apparently I was wrong. And Shiny, we are gonna have a talk about you using that brick as a weopon. "Awww." Shining Armor groaned. "Well good game everyone, but i'm going back to my single player now. I'll open it up to LAN in case anyone in the castle wants to come play on my server. Bye" Princess Luna said and left the server. Griefing Is BadI'm a foal. Luna thought with an angry look on her face. She never got her items back because of her rage quitting and now she had nothing. Luckily she made her house right by spawn so she climbed the vines up to the top of the tree where her house was. The crafting table was in the small room, but that was it. She decided to go get wood to make the tools that she never made. And just to make things worse, someone Netherfied her tree house. "WHO IS THIS GRIEFER?" She yelled in her royal Canterlot voice, loud enough for everypony in the castle to hear. Celestia, who has apparently never heard of knocking, walked into Luna's room. "That would be me." Celestia laughed. "TIA, quit ruining my Minecraft experience!" Luna wailed. "Oh, hush Lulu. I'm just having a bit of fun. "Fun? FUN? You ruined my singleplayer!" "Actually you opened it up to LAN sooo..." "Whatever! Now I need to start another singleplayer, because I am never going to clan this up. Awww and the tree's are catching fire from the lava... DANG IT!" Luna said. "Here, let me make it up to you. Let's start a singleplayer that is only open to the two of us, and we can do a survival together." Celestia said. "How does that make it up to me?" Luna asked. "I will build you you're first house." Celestia told her sister. "Alright fine." Luna said and started a private multiplayer server. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You suck at building houses." Luna told her big sister. "What? I think it looks nice." Celestia said. "It's not even at all, the roof leaks, and what is with the Creepers in the storage room?" Luna said. "That is fixable. And we will just have to wait until the Creepers despawn, then put more torches down." Celestia said. "Oh, wait. Now there is an Enderman down there." Luna pointed out. "Sorry, you're on your own." Said Celestia. Luna sighed. "Fine. We'll block that room off and build a new storage room. Just go fix the roof. I'm going to try and even this out." Luna said and led her character to a nearby forest to get wood. "Fine. And you're second computer sucks." Celestia complained. "Well that's why i'm using this one." Luna said. "Why can't I just go back to my room?" Celestia asked. "Because I hate using the chat box." Said Luna. Celestia sighed and started putting blocks where the holes were in the roof. "Lulu it's lagging." Celestia complained. "So? You're a big mare fix it yourself." Luna said. 5 Minutes Later... "Lulu, it's still laggy..." She complained again. "What do you want me to do about it?" Luna snapped. "Come fix it." Celestia said. "I can't fix the lag. Just wait for it to stop." She said. "I fixed the roof but it's still LAGGING!" Celestia wailed. "Fine i'll trade computers with you." Luna said. "OK." Celestia said happily. The sisters traded computers and logged back in. "You'res is laggy too." She whined. "AHHG QUIT COMPLAINING!" Luna yelled. Celestia looked hurt and quietly continued building. "Ok, the Creepers despawned. So all I gotta do is not look at the Enderman and I can quickly light it up." Luna said to herself and opened up the storage room. "What is that light in there? Is that...Lava? OH GOSH THE STORAGE ROOM IS ON FIRE! TIA HELP ME PUT IT OUT!" Luna wailed and ran around hitting the flames. "AH! I'm coming!" Celestia quickly helped put out the fire, and place stone over the lava. "The garbage can didn't work." Celestia said sadly. Luna looked at her sister. "TIA!" DWZ For The Win!"Tia, I have come to a decision." Luna announced. "And what is that?" Celestia asked. "You are not aloud to build anymore." "Why?" "Is it not obvious?" "No." "You set the storage room on fire!" "I didn't mean too!" *Sigh* "Alright you can build, but you are not aloud to use fire nor lava." Luna told her sister. "That sounds fair." Celestia said. "But I have just had an idea." "What?" "Lets add Cadence to the server!" Celestia told her. "No. Just no. She is the biggest noob in noob history." Luna said. "Be nice. She is our niece and i'm sure she would love it if she could join us." "She's worse than you." Luna argued. "And that's saying a lot." Celestia looked hurt. "Well then..." "If we add Cadence, she will want to add Shining Armor. Shining will want to add Twilight Sparkle. She will want to add all her friends. They will want to add their sisters or friends. They will want to add their friends, and they will want to add their friends. So no." "Oh. Then we can just tell Cadence that she can't add ponies." "Just drop it. Lets finish this up so I can get on the DVZ server." Luna said. "DVZ?" "Dwarves Vs. Zombies. It's great fun." Luna told her. "Can I do it too?" "Sorry, you have to reserve a spot ahead of time." "I'm sure they will let their princess join." Celestia replied. "Crud. Well, let's get this over with." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So, why are we surrounded by walls of bedrock?" Celestia asked. "We are waiting for them to drop (Stupid writer forgetting what is was) things so we can pick our class." Luna told her big sister. "Alright. What are the classes?" Celestia asked. "Blacksmith, tailor, baker, builder, and alchemist." Luna recited. "You will always have the option of builder, and it is randomized. Builders will build a wall, it should be at least 6 blocks thick. Blacksmiths make weapons. Tailors make armor. bakers make cake and cookies. And alchemists make potions. You get two days to prepare, and on the second night, either a dragon or assassin comes. The players they kill become mobs with special abilities. The player who kills the dragon becomes the dragon born and gets special armor and weapons and such. The mobs continue to kill until everyone is dead, the the game is over. The base is called the keep, and you must defend it as long as possible." Luna said. "Wow. Sounds fun. Maybe i'll be the dragon born." Celestia said. "Ha, right. I have been playing this for weeks and still haven't done that yet. Besides, it might be assassin this time. Oh! They are dropping the things." Luna said and picked up one. "Hmm. Builder, baker, or tailor. I'll do tailor." Luna decided. "I'll be builder." Celestia said. Luna started building her tailor shop and get to work. "How do I get items to build with?" "Right click with your book." "Oh. Nice." Celestia said and started building. "Why am I the only one building?" She asked. "Other players start to raid chests of the shops, but those ponies have not even gotten a chance to get anything done." "That is stupid. We will all die soon if no one helps build." Celestia said. "I know. Need some armor? I always get myself armor first, and then give it to other players." Luna said. "Um, sure." Celestia said and got down from the wall and went to Luna's shop. "Everyone needs Diamond armor if they want to last more than five minutes." Luna told her. Celestia just nodded from the other side of the room. The two sisters prepared for the second night, until they both had a ton of cookies, Diamond armor, and swords and bows. On the second night, the boss health showed up at the top of the screen. "It's the dragon! get to the roof and get your bow ready!" Luna ordered. "Yes Ma'am." Celestia said sarcastically. They went up to the roof and started firing arrows at what looked like the Ender Dragon. "This is gonna be easy." Celestia said. "Hush! Don't jinx it!" Luna snapped. Suddenly the dragon talked in the chatbox. FUS RO DA Luna looked up at the dragon. "Get ready for a Shiz storm!" Luna yelled. The dragon began to destroy everything in it's path, and it made a hole in the roof to the inside the keep. The chat exploded with players saying the dragons in the keep. "This is our chance to deal some damage!" Luna said and rushed inside. Arrows were whizzing by, finding their target that was the dragon. When it's health got low, it broke through the walls in tunneled into a nearby mountain. "What's it doing?" Celestia asked. "She is near death. We must hurry and beat the other players there. But watch out, this is where she blows fire like a madmare." Luna said and sprinted out of the keep. There were about fifty other players following her. Luna entered the tunnel that the dragon made and readied her sword. The dragon fired at all of the players, killing several of them. Suddenly, a player by the name of 'TheSunGoddess' raced past and hit the dragon five times with their Diamond sword, until the boss health disappeared and so did the dragon. "WOOT! I'm the dragon born!" Celestia chanted, which made Luna face-hoof. She said nothing, and exited the cave. "Let's get back to the keep. The monsters will be arriving soon." Said Luna, and she walked off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "AHHH I'm dead!" Celestia exclaimed. "What happened?" Luna asked. "The biggest freaking Creeper explosion I've ever seen!" She said. "Oh yea. hehe, they do that." Luna said. "Anything else I should know about?" Cele snapped. "Well, zombies get iron swords, skeletons get super cool bows, spiders can jump really high, ocelots can make you drop what you're holding, pigs eat stone till they turn into pigmen, which are really OP, and wolves can spawn wolves." Luna told her sister. "..." "yea..." "Well i'm being a creeper." "OOOOOOh Snap!" Luna said. "Some ponies are gonna get Creeper blown, oooooh." "Quit it." Celestia snapped. Luna laughed. The Celeeper came up behind Luna's character, and said one thing... "Boom!" You have died. Respawn Return to main "..." "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" "It. Is. On." The sisters did not focus on killing other players, just each other. "LUNA! Quit spawning wolves!" Celestia yelled. "What was that? I can't hear you over all the barking. Oops, I punched you. You'll have to deal with my wolves now." Luna said, punching Celestia. "Ahhhhg! Quit killing me!" Cele snapped. "That wasn't me, it was the wolves." Luna replied. "GRRRRR!" "Now you sound like the wolves." And they spent all that time killing each other, that the game was over before they could kill any other players. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Well that was a waste." Celestia said. "Yea." Luna replied. "We're probably banned." Celestia told her. "Yea." Luna said again. "Yea...." The Creepers Are Coming For Me!Back on Luna and Celly's server... "Tia, go make a wheat farm. I want bread for dinner." Luna ordered. "Yes, your majesty, I will forever do your bidding." Celestia faked. Luna gave her a look. "No... Just no... That wasn't funny. It just sounded dumb. It sounded more dumb than when Chrysalis sang her plans for the whole castle to hear." Luna said. "Well then..." "Ah! It's turning nighttime! Eeeek! Dig a hole, hurry, Luna, dig a hole!" Luna panicked. "What is wrong with you?" Celestia asked. "The Creepers! The Creepers are coming for me!" She shrieked. Celestia face-hoofed. "Hurry, come hide in this hole with me!" "I'm not going to hide in a hole." "But it's not safe out there!" "Our house is only five blocks away." "But you built it so it's not safe!" Celestia face-hoofed again. "You shouldn't do that, it's bad for your face." Luna told her. "Ugh. Why don't you just use a command to set it to day?" Celestia asked. "I don't know the command..." "And you said I was the noob." "How dare you call me a noob!" "I didn't call you a noob." "But you implied it!" "..." "..." "We are never going to get anything done on this server." "Nope." "Perhaps you should just give yourself Diamonds?" "But then the readers would be mad." "Yea..." "Wanna play survival games?" "Okay..." "Cool." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Fresh Start"Luna, i'm worried about you. You have not come out of your room for three days, and all you do is play that...Game." Celestia said to her younger sister. "Tia, I am just having some fun! And that game happens to be Minecraft." Luna told Celestia. "I don't care what it is. It should be illegal if it makes a pony do this. I mean, just look at yourself. Your a mess! And when is the last time you took a shower?" Celestia started going off on Luna about how terrible this was, but Luna just blocked it out and returned to her game. "Are you even listening to me? Give me this." Celestia grabbed for the mouse. "NO! Tia stop i'm in hardcore mode I need to be able to fight that Creeper or-" Boom "Tia..... Do you know how many Diamonds I had?" Luna asked her big sister. "Uhhh... A lot?" Celestia asked. "TIA!!!!!!" 3 Days Later "Alright, It's a new start on Minecraft. This time i'm not doing it in hardcore though." Luna said to herself, and clicked new world. World type: Default Bonus chest: Off Cheats: Off Generate Structures: On Luna looked at the computer screen. Everything looked right, so she clicked Create World. She spawned in a jungle biome. The tall trees loomed above her character. "Perfect." Luna said and began getting wood. She made her character climb the vines to reach cocoa beans and then chopped down the tree. She stopped when she had 32 wood and then converted that into 128 planks. Luna looked up at the sun. It was midday. She decided to start looking for a place to make a house, when she had an idea. Tree house! But not a dumb little one. She would make a room on each tree, with bridges connecting them. The idea of the awesome tree house made Luna smile, and she got to work right away. The princess of the night had the first room done by night time. She had a little bit of wood left, so she made a workbench and some wood tools and a sword. She was about to go get more wood when she heard a knock on the door. "Princess Luna, I'm here with your chocolate ice cream cake." Her servant, Butterscotch said through the door. "Mmmm. Bring it in!" Luna said and returned to her game. Butterscotch set the cake down next to her, along with silverware and extra frosting. Luna said thank you and Butterscotch left the room. When she looked at her screen, she noticed she had been killed by a Skeleton. "Curse you skeleton!" Luna hollered and rage quit. She took some angry bites out of her cake and decided to get on the Equestrian games multiplayer server. The Quest Is Complete"Tia." "Yes?" "I have been killed." "We just started!" "I know. That's what I get for going right to the middle chests." "Ugh." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Alright, it is time for me to begin my quest for Diamonds!" Luna announced, and started digging straight down. "How are you digging that fast?" Celestia asked. "Oh...Uh...Diamond Pick?" Luna replied. "You haven't even found any Diamonds yet! Why does it say that your game mode was changed?" "Uhhh... You were cheating and I had to change your game mode back to survival?" Celestia gave Luna a look. "I may- Or may not! Have went into creative mode." "I turned cheats off!" "I have TMI mod..." Celestia changed Luna's game mode back to survival. "Hey, I found a cave with Diamonds!" Luna said and gave herself an iron pick. "You troll." "My quest for diamonds is complete!" Luna cheered. "The readers are going to spam angry comments!" Celestia said. "Why should I care? I'm just part of the story. The author is the one they will yell at." "I suppose you are right..." "Of course i'm right." Luna replied. "..." "Hehe." "I'm going to the kitchen to get some cloud cake..." Celestia said and left the room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later That Night In Celestia's Room *Logs in to Minecraft. *Updates to 1.4 *Screen turns black and says all of your worlds have been hacked, courtesy of Luna. *Luna gets sent to the moon.
Rage Quit To MultiplayerLuna saw a game just starting and joined the server. She munched on the fudge part of her cake and pressed tab to see the participants list. "Ooooh! Tia is on here!" Luna said cheerfully. She private chatted to Celestia saying hi. Lulu! How do you know my characters name- I mean... I thought I wold give Minecraft a try. Celestia typed in the chat. Well you use that username for everything, so when I saw TheSunGoddess I knew it was you. Hehe...well the match starts in 5 minutes. You wanna team up? Sure! So what will our strategy be? I don't know about you but i'm going to try to snag something from the chests at the middle. I'll go with you to the middle. Then I think we should hang back until there are only a few players left, then we can kill off the remainders and fight to the death! Sounds cool to me. And if one of us dies, they have to join the loser call. Alright. Let me just set up my Skype so we can actually speak. Is there anyone else you wanna ally with? Let me see who's on... Oh! Butterscotch is on. Lets ask her if she wants to ally. Luna private messaged Butterscotch Join me and Celestia's Skype call. Alright. Princess, why is your username FuzzyBunnySlippers? Errr... No reason Luna typed, shoving her slippers away from her. Alright, Is everyone in the call? Butterscotch, are you there? Yes, I'm here princess. I am here also. Good, are we ready to begin- Why is Shining Armor wanting to join the call? Add him to the call and find out. Hey, I saw you guys were on the server too. I was wondering if you wanted to be a team. Alright. Butterscotch is here too. Hi! Oh she's annoying....Err hi Butterscotch. Guys! It's starting! The Admin started counting down from ten. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Go! Some players ran to to center chests, while others ran into the forest. Luna punched other players as she ran to the chests. Guys lets camp here, it will be easiest to defend since its wide and open. Alright Luna. Quit punching me you foal! I'll punch you back see how you like it! Uhhh.... ok Guys help this person is hitting me with a sword! I'm coming Buttercup! Luna could tell Celestia killed Butterscotch's attacker when she saw in the chat BountyHunter was killed by TheSunGoddess. Good job Tia! Thanks Thank you for saving me. It would have sucked to have died within the first minute like some of those other losers. Oh yea Butterscotch, Shiny, If you die you join the losers call. Dang it. All the other players are nerds and computer geeks T_T But doesn't that make us nerds and computer geeks? Hey there was a Diamond sword in this chest! CELLY LOOK AT MY SWORD! Nice, Luna. This one had a gold chest plate. I Got some seeds, 5 golden apples, an iron sword, and some leather booties xD FunCandy was killed by HarryPotterWiz What the hay Butterscotch? I'm sorry he just snuck up on me! Oh well at least now i can be OP and give you guys stuff. I guess *Gulp* I'll be joining the loser call now. Bye! Oh and get me more cake! Let me deal with this guy. He thinks he can beat all of us, he's wrong. HarryPotterWiz was brutally murdered by TheSunGoddess. Wow your on a kill spree today- why is it raining diamond armor? It must be Butterscotch. She did get OP when she died. Everyone grab some armor. Perhaps we should go start finding people now? A lot of players have been killed already. And i'm taking Butterscotch's stuff. Ok. I think we should go after SnakeEyes. He did not go for the chests so he probably does not have much i WANT TO TRY KILLING HIM WITH THIS BRICK! Where did you get a brick? It was in a chest. Alrighty then. Lets go hunt down other players! So the four ponies went to find SnakeEyes, and let Shiny kill him with a brick. Along the way the collected wood and other resources. Eeeep! Someone is spawning Mooshrooms! Lol. Prob a OP player. L-o-l? Laugh out loud. Oh. Hey, there's SnakeEyes! Watch out Snakey, I'm comin for ya with this brick! GuyTheGuy was slayed by SnakeEyes Oh, come on! Diamond sword time! SnakeEyes was killed by FuzzyBunnySlippers. Well, i'm off to the losers call :( Cya Later. Look, it's CoffeeMug! Lets get him, Luna! On it! CoffeeMug was Hunted Down And Killed by FuzzyBunnySlippers They really elaborate on how they were killed.... Mmm-Hmm The sisters hunted down 5 more players, until they were the last two left. Lets make this fair. Throw away all your items, and we'll have a fist fight. Alrighty. Luna giggled, throwing away everything besides her Diamond sword. She killed Celestia in two hits. Luna! You little.... I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN! YAY! Ugh. Lets get in the call with everyone else. "Hey, Congrats Princess Luna!" Rainbow Dash AKA CoffeeMug said. "Yes, congratulations Princess. And congrats to you to princess Celestia, for making it so far." Twilight, AKA HarryPotterWiz Said. "I was not aware that you also played Minecraft..." Celestia began "I didn't think you two played it either, but apparently I was wrong. And Shiny, we are gonna have a talk about you using that brick as a weopon. "Awww." Shining Armor groaned. "Well good game everyone, but i'm going back to my single player now. I'll open it up to LAN in case anyone in the castle wants to come play on my server. Bye" Princess Luna said and left the server.
Griefing Is BadI'm a foal. Luna thought with an angry look on her face. She never got her items back because of her rage quitting and now she had nothing. Luckily she made her house right by spawn so she climbed the vines up to the top of the tree where her house was. The crafting table was in the small room, but that was it. She decided to go get wood to make the tools that she never made. And just to make things worse, someone Netherfied her tree house. "WHO IS THIS GRIEFER?" She yelled in her royal Canterlot voice, loud enough for everypony in the castle to hear. Celestia, who has apparently never heard of knocking, walked into Luna's room. "That would be me." Celestia laughed. "TIA, quit ruining my Minecraft experience!" Luna wailed. "Oh, hush Lulu. I'm just having a bit of fun. "Fun? FUN? You ruined my singleplayer!" "Actually you opened it up to LAN sooo..." "Whatever! Now I need to start another singleplayer, because I am never going to clan this up. Awww and the tree's are catching fire from the lava... DANG IT!" Luna said. "Here, let me make it up to you. Let's start a singleplayer that is only open to the two of us, and we can do a survival together." Celestia said. "How does that make it up to me?" Luna asked. "I will build you you're first house." Celestia told her sister. "Alright fine." Luna said and started a private multiplayer server. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You suck at building houses." Luna told her big sister. "What? I think it looks nice." Celestia said. "It's not even at all, the roof leaks, and what is with the Creepers in the storage room?" Luna said. "That is fixable. And we will just have to wait until the Creepers despawn, then put more torches down." Celestia said. "Oh, wait. Now there is an Enderman down there." Luna pointed out. "Sorry, you're on your own." Said Celestia. Luna sighed. "Fine. We'll block that room off and build a new storage room. Just go fix the roof. I'm going to try and even this out." Luna said and led her character to a nearby forest to get wood. "Fine. And you're second computer sucks." Celestia complained. "Well that's why i'm using this one." Luna said. "Why can't I just go back to my room?" Celestia asked. "Because I hate using the chat box." Said Luna. Celestia sighed and started putting blocks where the holes were in the roof. "Lulu it's lagging." Celestia complained. "So? You're a big mare fix it yourself." Luna said. 5 Minutes Later... "Lulu, it's still laggy..." She complained again. "What do you want me to do about it?" Luna snapped. "Come fix it." Celestia said. "I can't fix the lag. Just wait for it to stop." She said. "I fixed the roof but it's still LAGGING!" Celestia wailed. "Fine i'll trade computers with you." Luna said. "OK." Celestia said happily. The sisters traded computers and logged back in. "You'res is laggy too." She whined. "AHHG QUIT COMPLAINING!" Luna yelled. Celestia looked hurt and quietly continued building. "Ok, the Creepers despawned. So all I gotta do is not look at the Enderman and I can quickly light it up." Luna said to herself and opened up the storage room. "What is that light in there? Is that...Lava? OH GOSH THE STORAGE ROOM IS ON FIRE! TIA HELP ME PUT IT OUT!" Luna wailed and ran around hitting the flames. "AH! I'm coming!" Celestia quickly helped put out the fire, and place stone over the lava. "The garbage can didn't work." Celestia said sadly. Luna looked at her sister. "TIA!"
DWZ For The Win!"Tia, I have come to a decision." Luna announced. "And what is that?" Celestia asked. "You are not aloud to build anymore." "Why?" "Is it not obvious?" "No." "You set the storage room on fire!" "I didn't mean too!" *Sigh* "Alright you can build, but you are not aloud to use fire nor lava." Luna told her sister. "That sounds fair." Celestia said. "But I have just had an idea." "What?" "Lets add Cadence to the server!" Celestia told her. "No. Just no. She is the biggest noob in noob history." Luna said. "Be nice. She is our niece and i'm sure she would love it if she could join us." "She's worse than you." Luna argued. "And that's saying a lot." Celestia looked hurt. "Well then..." "If we add Cadence, she will want to add Shining Armor. Shining will want to add Twilight Sparkle. She will want to add all her friends. They will want to add their sisters or friends. They will want to add their friends, and they will want to add their friends. So no." "Oh. Then we can just tell Cadence that she can't add ponies." "Just drop it. Lets finish this up so I can get on the DVZ server." Luna said. "DVZ?" "Dwarves Vs. Zombies. It's great fun." Luna told her. "Can I do it too?" "Sorry, you have to reserve a spot ahead of time." "I'm sure they will let their princess join." Celestia replied. "Crud. Well, let's get this over with." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So, why are we surrounded by walls of bedrock?" Celestia asked. "We are waiting for them to drop (Stupid writer forgetting what is was) things so we can pick our class." Luna told her big sister. "Alright. What are the classes?" Celestia asked. "Blacksmith, tailor, baker, builder, and alchemist." Luna recited. "You will always have the option of builder, and it is randomized. Builders will build a wall, it should be at least 6 blocks thick. Blacksmiths make weapons. Tailors make armor. bakers make cake and cookies. And alchemists make potions. You get two days to prepare, and on the second night, either a dragon or assassin comes. The players they kill become mobs with special abilities. The player who kills the dragon becomes the dragon born and gets special armor and weapons and such. The mobs continue to kill until everyone is dead, the the game is over. The base is called the keep, and you must defend it as long as possible." Luna said. "Wow. Sounds fun. Maybe i'll be the dragon born." Celestia said. "Ha, right. I have been playing this for weeks and still haven't done that yet. Besides, it might be assassin this time. Oh! They are dropping the things." Luna said and picked up one. "Hmm. Builder, baker, or tailor. I'll do tailor." Luna decided. "I'll be builder." Celestia said. Luna started building her tailor shop and get to work. "How do I get items to build with?" "Right click with your book." "Oh. Nice." Celestia said and started building. "Why am I the only one building?" She asked. "Other players start to raid chests of the shops, but those ponies have not even gotten a chance to get anything done." "That is stupid. We will all die soon if no one helps build." Celestia said. "I know. Need some armor? I always get myself armor first, and then give it to other players." Luna said. "Um, sure." Celestia said and got down from the wall and went to Luna's shop. "Everyone needs Diamond armor if they want to last more than five minutes." Luna told her. Celestia just nodded from the other side of the room. The two sisters prepared for the second night, until they both had a ton of cookies, Diamond armor, and swords and bows. On the second night, the boss health showed up at the top of the screen. "It's the dragon! get to the roof and get your bow ready!" Luna ordered. "Yes Ma'am." Celestia said sarcastically. They went up to the roof and started firing arrows at what looked like the Ender Dragon. "This is gonna be easy." Celestia said. "Hush! Don't jinx it!" Luna snapped. Suddenly the dragon talked in the chatbox. FUS RO DA Luna looked up at the dragon. "Get ready for a Shiz storm!" Luna yelled. The dragon began to destroy everything in it's path, and it made a hole in the roof to the inside the keep. The chat exploded with players saying the dragons in the keep. "This is our chance to deal some damage!" Luna said and rushed inside. Arrows were whizzing by, finding their target that was the dragon. When it's health got low, it broke through the walls in tunneled into a nearby mountain. "What's it doing?" Celestia asked. "She is near death. We must hurry and beat the other players there. But watch out, this is where she blows fire like a madmare." Luna said and sprinted out of the keep. There were about fifty other players following her. Luna entered the tunnel that the dragon made and readied her sword. The dragon fired at all of the players, killing several of them. Suddenly, a player by the name of 'TheSunGoddess' raced past and hit the dragon five times with their Diamond sword, until the boss health disappeared and so did the dragon. "WOOT! I'm the dragon born!" Celestia chanted, which made Luna face-hoof. She said nothing, and exited the cave. "Let's get back to the keep. The monsters will be arriving soon." Said Luna, and she walked off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "AHHH I'm dead!" Celestia exclaimed. "What happened?" Luna asked. "The biggest freaking Creeper explosion I've ever seen!" She said. "Oh yea. hehe, they do that." Luna said. "Anything else I should know about?" Cele snapped. "Well, zombies get iron swords, skeletons get super cool bows, spiders can jump really high, ocelots can make you drop what you're holding, pigs eat stone till they turn into pigmen, which are really OP, and wolves can spawn wolves." Luna told her sister. "..." "yea..." "Well i'm being a creeper." "OOOOOOh Snap!" Luna said. "Some ponies are gonna get Creeper blown, oooooh." "Quit it." Celestia snapped. Luna laughed. The Celeeper came up behind Luna's character, and said one thing... "Boom!" You have died. Respawn Return to main "..." "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" "It. Is. On." The sisters did not focus on killing other players, just each other. "LUNA! Quit spawning wolves!" Celestia yelled. "What was that? I can't hear you over all the barking. Oops, I punched you. You'll have to deal with my wolves now." Luna said, punching Celestia. "Ahhhhg! Quit killing me!" Cele snapped. "That wasn't me, it was the wolves." Luna replied. "GRRRRR!" "Now you sound like the wolves." And they spent all that time killing each other, that the game was over before they could kill any other players. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Well that was a waste." Celestia said. "Yea." Luna replied. "We're probably banned." Celestia told her. "Yea." Luna said again. "Yea...."
The Creepers Are Coming For Me!Back on Luna and Celly's server... "Tia, go make a wheat farm. I want bread for dinner." Luna ordered. "Yes, your majesty, I will forever do your bidding." Celestia faked. Luna gave her a look. "No... Just no... That wasn't funny. It just sounded dumb. It sounded more dumb than when Chrysalis sang her plans for the whole castle to hear." Luna said. "Well then..." "Ah! It's turning nighttime! Eeeek! Dig a hole, hurry, Luna, dig a hole!" Luna panicked. "What is wrong with you?" Celestia asked. "The Creepers! The Creepers are coming for me!" She shrieked. Celestia face-hoofed. "Hurry, come hide in this hole with me!" "I'm not going to hide in a hole." "But it's not safe out there!" "Our house is only five blocks away." "But you built it so it's not safe!" Celestia face-hoofed again. "You shouldn't do that, it's bad for your face." Luna told her. "Ugh. Why don't you just use a command to set it to day?" Celestia asked. "I don't know the command..." "And you said I was the noob." "How dare you call me a noob!" "I didn't call you a noob." "But you implied it!" "..." "..." "We are never going to get anything done on this server." "Nope." "Perhaps you should just give yourself Diamonds?" "But then the readers would be mad." "Yea..." "Wanna play survival games?" "Okay..." "Cool." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Fresh Start"Luna, i'm worried about you. You have not come out of your room for three days, and all you do is play that...Game." Celestia said to her younger sister. "Tia, I am just having some fun! And that game happens to be Minecraft." Luna told Celestia. "I don't care what it is. It should be illegal if it makes a pony do this. I mean, just look at yourself. Your a mess! And when is the last time you took a shower?" Celestia started going off on Luna about how terrible this was, but Luna just blocked it out and returned to her game. "Are you even listening to me? Give me this." Celestia grabbed for the mouse. "NO! Tia stop i'm in hardcore mode I need to be able to fight that Creeper or-" Boom "Tia..... Do you know how many Diamonds I had?" Luna asked her big sister. "Uhhh... A lot?" Celestia asked. "TIA!!!!!!" 3 Days Later "Alright, It's a new start on Minecraft. This time i'm not doing it in hardcore though." Luna said to herself, and clicked new world. World type: Default Bonus chest: Off Cheats: Off Generate Structures: On Luna looked at the computer screen. Everything looked right, so she clicked Create World. She spawned in a jungle biome. The tall trees loomed above her character. "Perfect." Luna said and began getting wood. She made her character climb the vines to reach cocoa beans and then chopped down the tree. She stopped when she had 32 wood and then converted that into 128 planks. Luna looked up at the sun. It was midday. She decided to start looking for a place to make a house, when she had an idea. Tree house! But not a dumb little one. She would make a room on each tree, with bridges connecting them. The idea of the awesome tree house made Luna smile, and she got to work right away. The princess of the night had the first room done by night time. She had a little bit of wood left, so she made a workbench and some wood tools and a sword. She was about to go get more wood when she heard a knock on the door. "Princess Luna, I'm here with your chocolate ice cream cake." Her servant, Butterscotch said through the door. "Mmmm. Bring it in!" Luna said and returned to her game. Butterscotch set the cake down next to her, along with silverware and extra frosting. Luna said thank you and Butterscotch left the room. When she looked at her screen, she noticed she had been killed by a Skeleton. "Curse you skeleton!" Luna hollered and rage quit. She took some angry bites out of her cake and decided to get on the Equestrian games multiplayer server.
The Quest Is Complete"Tia." "Yes?" "I have been killed." "We just started!" "I know. That's what I get for going right to the middle chests." "Ugh." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Alright, it is time for me to begin my quest for Diamonds!" Luna announced, and started digging straight down. "How are you digging that fast?" Celestia asked. "Oh...Uh...Diamond Pick?" Luna replied. "You haven't even found any Diamonds yet! Why does it say that your game mode was changed?" "Uhhh... You were cheating and I had to change your game mode back to survival?" Celestia gave Luna a look. "I may- Or may not! Have went into creative mode." "I turned cheats off!" "I have TMI mod..." Celestia changed Luna's game mode back to survival. "Hey, I found a cave with Diamonds!" Luna said and gave herself an iron pick. "You troll." "My quest for diamonds is complete!" Luna cheered. "The readers are going to spam angry comments!" Celestia said. "Why should I care? I'm just part of the story. The author is the one they will yell at." "I suppose you are right..." "Of course i'm right." Luna replied. "..." "Hehe." "I'm going to the kitchen to get some cloud cake..." Celestia said and left the room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later That Night In Celestia's Room *Logs in to Minecraft. *Updates to 1.4 *Screen turns black and says all of your worlds have been hacked, courtesy of Luna. *Luna gets sent to the moon.
