I love my special place. Do you know that? I just LOVE it! My art is strewn all over the place. The floor, ceiling, walls....bathroom. Whenever I find a spot that needs some artistic stuff in my special place, I make some art. Yes, all of it is original, completely made one hundred percent by me! It's so beautiful as well.....well at least I think so. In the eyes of the beholder I guess. Do you see my art though? Do you want to see it? Whenever I look around I see my glorious handiwork and scream with pleasure.
Everywhere in my special place I see them. Skins of victims pinned upon my walls. Horns of unicorns place randomly (and dangerously)! Skulls all about the place still smiling...or grimacing, hehe! Oh my lovely, beautiful special place! Whenever I come down here I feel so much pleasure, I feel so much glee! Then of course, there are my wonderful, special babies. My tools of the trade, my instruments of torture. Knifes, spikes, saws, spears, scalpels, you name it, I have it! So many ways to enjoy myself.....
My special place is in a special place, a place where many gather to feast on sweets. My special place is just below the beloved Sugar Cube Corner, where I work. Well, that's my day job, hehe! Though, I'd rather do this all day instead of selling those good natured treats to those silly filly ponies most of the day. I want to use my true special skill. The art of torture and murder, that's what I'm really good at! Just ask this pony over here....oh wait, she's dead, haha! Maybe that one over there? Dead too.....
So special is my special place....the name says it all right? My humble abode, as some would say. Most would call it Hell, but I tend to disagree. This place is heaven! A place where life and death collide in a gladiatorial battle, but death seems to always win...I wonder why? Hehe! Maybe it's cause of the straps? No, could it? HAHA! My "friends" can never seem to get a grip on themselves when they're down here, so I make death grip them. It's soooo much fun to see the life flush from their glistening eyeballs, which make good little treats as well! Oh yes, I do indulge a bit here and there, but it's only for experience, not habit! Don't get any ideas that I'm a full on cannibal....though I know some.
Anyways, wonder why I'm telling you this? Well, you see, you get a special treat tonight. A front row seat in my special place! YES, you and you alone get to see my work first hand! How does that sound huh? Pretty fun right?! It's all down to the matter of finding a victim....number time! You see, I have a unique number system of which every pony in Ponyville has a number. I have a special list for my actual friends....who know NOTHING about this! Don't tell them anything or I'll!......No, you area guest, not a toy of mine....tonight at least.
My friends, let alone the entire town know nothing of the things down here! My alias as "Pinkie Pie", the dim and crazy party pony allows me to get connected with many ponies, make them trust me. When their trust is at its peak, OH!......I crush 'em like a bug. Anyways, it's time to pick my victim! Now let's see.....Oh ho ho! This is a good one besty guesty! Look here! It's that wretched Carrot Top from down the street. She's a pretty one, but her carrots aren't that great.... a shame. Look on the bright side though, I'm gonna put here in the ground with her precious carrots!
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Two Hours Later
Hello again besty guesty! Sorry I was gone so long, it took forever for Carrot Top to drink that tea....ugh some ponies! Hehe! Anyways, I'm just gonna strap her down here....there! Now she can't escape! This is going to be soooo much fun! Do you want any snacks besty guesty? Wait, we'll have some "homemade" ones soon! HAHA! Well.....maybe. It depends on how long it takes her to wake up. At least the Cakes don't know anything either, if they did, they would be meeting cold steel. Oh, I think she's waking up! Look, look at how she twitches in her sleep, poor darling, that'll soon be over....
Wha...? where am I? Pinkie, is that you? Why am I on this table? Why am I strapped down?
Hey Toppy! Howsit goin huh? When we were having that tea you kinda passed out, so I thought we could play a fun game when you woke up!
Game? This is a game?!
Of course! Oh, I hope you don't mind, besty guesty here is gonna watch us play!....Stop squirming! You're not getting out, hehe!
Pinkie this isn't funny! Let me out! I wanna go home!
Oh, you're not going home. You're not going anywhere you pretty, pretty thing!
Pinkie, this is disturbing! Ooof! Get off me! Get off please!
I'm only giving you a hug, Toppy! What's so wrong with that? Well, fine, I'm off. But if I'm not on you, then a friend of mine will be! Let me see here........Oh hello scalpy! Long time no stitch....I mean see, hehe!
Scalpel?! What are you going to do?!
What I do to all my "special" guests, take their beautiful, wonderful cutie marks! Now hold still, don't want to make any unnecessary slices now do I? HAHA!
Stay back! No, please!....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I know it burns, Toppy, but please don't squirm. See, I cut straight up your side there! Tisk, tisk you silly filly! Be a good little filly from now on, we've only just begun!
PLEASE Pinkie! Stop! It burns!
Burns? That bad? Just wait till the other side here gets taken off then!
Please, no! ARRRRGGGHHHH!
There, now I can add these to my collection!
Wha?! Collection?!
Of course! You didn't think you were the only one did you? Silly filly! What do you think happened to your neighbor or Berry Punch?
You did this to them?! You bu-ooof!
Na ah ah! No naughty language Toppy! Just might need to take care of that now then, wheres my slim knife? There it is! Now, where's that clamp.....Aha! Now open wide, Pinkamena DDS is here to help, hehe!
Never! Ack!
Don't make me force it no more, see? Now I just sprained your jaw....pity. Now where's your tongue? Come here you little devil!
Nah! Nah! AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Eeeeeeyup! That problem's gone now! Did I ever tell you that you had lovely eyes? Ooooo, how I want them! Awww, isn't that cute? You're still trying to talk, good luck! Hmmmm, I'll wait to take your eyes, I want something inside of you first. Where's my adrenaline shots? There they are! Now don't fret, this'll only hurt severely!
Mmmmpppppffff!
See, that was terrible wasn't it? I told ya so, hehe! Anyways, now that that adrenaline is in you, you're gonna stay awake for the next part! It's gonna be like school biology all over again! HAHA! Now for my trusty, cutsy scalpel again! Okay, now we just make an incision around the belly area.....what a lovely rib cage you have dear!
uuuuuuhhhhhhh.......
Yes yes, I know, your feeling a bit ill aren't you? Well, Doctor Pie is here to help! Hehe! Alright, what seems to be the problem hmm? AH! I see it! You have bowels where your bowels go, OH we can't have that! I'll have to remove them...
mmmmmmmmm......
Was that pleasure or pain?....Wait, where was I? Ah yes, now that your bowels are gone and safely put on that splintery table over there, we can find more problems! Hmmmmm.....there! Yes, right there! One of your lungs is on the wrong side, allow me to fix that. There! feeling better my sweet?
....mmmmmmm.....
...I'll take that as a "not even close." Hmmm....that seems to be all the problems in here....yep, that's it! Now, I'm gonna sow you back up. Then we will play another game. Do do doooo! There! Now, let's play "Eye Spy!" I'll spy something and if you don't guess right, you lose an eye! Sounds oh so terribly fun right?! Here we go. I spy with my little eye something.......bloody.
mmmmmm.....
Oh! Sorry dearest you guessed wrong! The answer was you, silly filly! Now, I'll have an eye of yours! Let me get my scooper......there! Now Toppy, this gonna hurt a lot, but try not to squirm, it makes it worse.....Darn it! You squirmed! Now this eye is ruined!.....You made me bored of this game....I think we are done. Before we end, I think it's time you met Mr. Bowie! He's a good friend of mine and always gets to the "heart" of any pony he meets. Hehe! You could say he's a real heart stopper! HAHAHA!
mmmmmm....mmmmmm....MMMMM! ACK!
Play times over dearest, time to go to sleep....sleep darling sleep.....there. Did you enjoy the carnage besty guesty? I hope you did cause I sure did! I'm gonna unstrap this body now and put it in storage for later. I'm gonna miss Carrot Top but there are other seaponies in the sea! I'll be right back.
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Back! Well, I've gotten bored now, did some things to preserve Carrot's body there....do you have any ideas besty guesty? No? Aw, that's a pity.....I hope you don't plan on leaving, you've seen too much besty guesty....I'm gonna have to wipe these memories from your mind! But....not now, I'll play with you last of all. Sit tight besty guesty, your turn will come soon! Here, I'll just push you into this closet over here....there! Now don' try to escape that chair, the straps dig into your skin if you do! Bye bye bestu guesty! Enjoy the dark! Now that they are in there, what to do now....Oh! I know! I think I'll ask Dashie to come over and bake with me! Haven't seen any of my closest friends in a while, HAHAHA!
